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Denecaep Environmental Artificial Technology Harnessers (DEATH) has come out with technology they are willing to share with the public. DEATH is also offering investments in this company too, which are sure to rise in value.

Artificial "Trees"
Description: These trees come in 3 sizes, but all with the same purpose- to recycle and use chemicals in the air such as CO2. Their sizes, efficiencies, and prices are listed below. They are huge, but very useful!

Small
Height: 20 feet
Absorbing Efficiency: 58%
Absorbs: CO2
Releases: Recycled CO2
Price per tree: 10,000 USD

Medium
Height: 35 feet
Absorbing Efficiency: 85%
Absorbs: CO2
Releases: Oxygen
Price per tree: 20,000 USD

Large
Height: 50 feet
Absorbing efficiency: 99.9%
Absorbs: CO2 and Methane
Releases: Oxygen and H2O
Price per tree: 50,000 USD

Artificial Muscle Tissue
Description: Can be used for many uses, including the fact it can be eaten. Nevertheless, it is lab grown living(?) tissue.
Note to vegetarians: no animals were hurt in the process of creating this, so eat it!

(Price per pound)
Cow: 500 USD
Pig: 400 USD
Sheep: 400 USD
Human: Not being sold, negotiate in private...


More technology to come!

Hydrogen cars: 1,000,000 more in investments needed to begin selling!

Super Efficient windmills: 1,000,000 more in investments needed to begin selling!

Super Efficient Biofuel Technology: 2,000,000 more in investments needed to begin selling!

OOC: Why do you need such large investments to sell technologies that already exist?

Our environmental consultants are wondering what you mean by "recycling" C02.

OOC: Why do you need such large investments to sell technologies that already exist?

OOC: Sorry, I was tired at that moment and went crazy on the zeroes. Thank you for telling me!

Our environmental consultants are wondering what you mean by "recycling" C02.

To: Fatatatutti environmental consultants
From: DEATH
IC: We are happy to address your concerns. The small trees do not really recycle CO2, but absorb it, then after a long period of time, release it. You should always buy at least 2 trees at a time, for they work in sync. The result is that there is a significant amount less of CO2 in the air at all times. The medium and large trees are much better. They, mimicking real trees, absorb CO2, then release oxygen, making an even more dramatic change in CO2 levels. Any more questions are welcome.

What not just plant real trees which would be significantly less costly than an artificial tree?

What not just plant real trees which would be significantly less costly than an artificial tree?

Thank you for your question. Several reasons, actually!
1. Trees take a very long time to grow.
2. Our artificial "trees" (big metal/plastic/other things) take away far more C02 from the air than normal trees do.
3. Normal trees cannot survive in an environment where, in some nations, there is industry everywhere.
4. People are constantly cutting down real trees, and nobody is going to cut down a large metal/plastic/other structure.
5. Relating to reason #1, It only takes a few weeks to assemble these giants.
6. It is one beginning solution to the crisis of climate change.

3. Normal trees cannot survive in an environment where, in some nations, there is industry everywhere.
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6. It is one beginning solution to the crisis of climate change.

On the contrary, it seems like an excuse to avoid a real solution.

We need an environment in which trees and humans can survive. You're offering short-term avoidance of a long-term problem.

Greatings Denecape environmental Group

The nation of hejmeddejs paradise is very concerned about the climate changes therefore we would like to invest 20 bill$ in large artificial trees. If the tress are living up to our requirements we would like to spend 10 bill$ more pr. year on new trees. This should add up to a total of 400.000. Is there any way we can buy stocks in the company or help participating in the research of new technologies. We are always interested in supporting company’s whit a green profile because we believe in preserving Mother Nature. Further more we hope to see new technologies witch will help not only reducing CO2 but also cleaning chemical waste. We will weir the amount to your account and you should have them in two days. Then can we expect delivery of the goods and who is going to install them.

Yours sincerely the department of trade and department of Environmental
Minister Gustav Swenson

We have sent the 400,000 large trees. 100 scientists and many workers are being sent to your nation to help assemble them. They may be huge, but if you have cranes, they are simple to assemble. According to your plan, we will also send you 200,000 more trees each year.
If you invest an amount of money in our company, we would like for you to become one of our sponsors. We will send you free new technology every time we come out with something new, so that you can give us feedback.
Thank you very much.

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Greatings Denecape environmental Group

That sounds great from now on we will invest 10 bill$ each year. Apart from that you might be interested in cooperating with the universities around Hejmeddejs Paradies. They are always looking for new partners.

Yours sincerely the department of trade and department of Environmental
Minister Gustav Swenson

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