Auman
11-04-2009, 09:28
ACE News, the all man station.
'The Aumanii military announced earlier today that it plans to construct a "Mega Death Station" When pressed on an answer to what that actually meant, Colonel Dirk Gar Mantooth responded by saying "It'll be really cool and stuff. With laser beams and missile launchers. The thing will be, like, a hundred and forty thousand parsecs wide, man!" When the laughter subsided, ACE News journalist Bill O'Smillie asked "No, seriously now." To which Colonel Mantooth simply stared at him with a dumbfounded look of a child who had just been called a liar. "No, really. It's going to be a very powerful space installation... That is going to be one hundred and forty thousand parsecs wide." Said Colonel Dirk Gar Mantooth before abruptly calling an end to the press conference.
It is widely believed that this is a new tactic being deployed by the military. The announcement of a grandiose and obviously fraudulent project to conceal and draw attention away from a real, confidential, product of similar grandiosity.'
~ACE News report, filed by man-on-the-street Bill O'Smillie.
'The Aumanii military announced earlier today that it plans to construct a "Mega Death Station" When pressed on an answer to what that actually meant, Colonel Dirk Gar Mantooth responded by saying "It'll be really cool and stuff. With laser beams and missile launchers. The thing will be, like, a hundred and forty thousand parsecs wide, man!" When the laughter subsided, ACE News journalist Bill O'Smillie asked "No, seriously now." To which Colonel Mantooth simply stared at him with a dumbfounded look of a child who had just been called a liar. "No, really. It's going to be a very powerful space installation... That is going to be one hundred and forty thousand parsecs wide." Said Colonel Dirk Gar Mantooth before abruptly calling an end to the press conference.
It is widely believed that this is a new tactic being deployed by the military. The announcement of a grandiose and obviously fraudulent project to conceal and draw attention away from a real, confidential, product of similar grandiosity.'
~ACE News report, filed by man-on-the-street Bill O'Smillie.