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Silent Disco Rehabilitation Camps Announced
World Outraged!

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The grim reality of what Hryvatian prisoners face in the camps.

ZARA: In a surprising and down right tyrannical turn, the Chancellor with support of the Royal Government (Kraljevska Vlada) has announced the creation of "silent disco camps" for the rehabilitation of hardened criminals through "good and honest breakdancing".

Chancellor Zephyr (http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wiki/Luka_Alcaeus_Zephyr) has released a statement reinforcing that all convicted inmates transferred to the new 'Diskoteka' camps will be required to take part in compulsory, 24/7 "beatfests" where they can "throw some shapes, yo". The camps deviate somewhat from the more traditional hard labour camps, however have been created to ensure the maximization of entertainment for outside observers. Television broadcasting rights are expected to be auctioned off at a later date.

Civil rights groups across Hryvatia have condemned the plan as a new form of "ravery", citing similar violations of the basic human rights of incarcerated citizens in Imperial Fascist states and most recently in Unkerlantum. Hryvatia, however, is by far the worst of the three.

Read the full story at http://feed.hina.hr/en/1831798.stm

View in: Hryvatski | English
© Hryvácija Izvještajna Novinska Agencija, MMIX

Official Response of the Ralkovian Government:

Well played good sir, Well played. You have been nominated for awesomest punishment in the world.

Personal Note from Dr. Jules Hodz
Re: D:

D: D: D:

That's just cruel.

~Dr. Jules Hodz

We CODEMN THIS ATTROCIOVS ABVSE OF HVMAN RIGHTS D:<

PRINCIPALITY OF VAARSHIRE
OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT COMMUNICATION

To: Royal Government of Hryvatia

That's mad sick, yo.

Signed,
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Johannes de Vaar
Prince of Vaarshire

Official Communiqué from the People's Commissariat for Culture

SLAMMIN' BEATS, YO!

Signed
People's Commissar for Culture
Valerij Kipelov

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