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THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF GALLARATESE create a spetznaz special force
called PANTERA SQUAD.
The PANTERA squad is very aggresive military elite, the personal president guard corps.

Warning Capitalist nations...Pantera SQUAd is now operative. We have many target for the next month!!!

OOC: Welcome to II, and please read the stickies at the top of the page.

((OOC: Colonel Big Bird says the stickies are your friends. Take his advice, read them.

BTW, Fascist nations like me won't hesitate to run you down if you go on an anti-right wing rampage.))

Please read the stickies, then come back if you are willing to RP properly.

Also, I'd advise against randomly attacking right-wing or capitalist nations if you do return. There's a lot of them, most of whom won't hesitate to nuke your nation in retaliation.

Furthermore, you don't give people a heads up that you might attack them. Its just not smart.

Seriously, if ya gotta threaten people, do it correctly.

OOC:Eh, he's having fun. Being nooby like that and getting away with it is fun, just as a bit of stupid comedy. I suspect he isn't English, or atleast doesn't speak it the greatest. Besides, I think you guys scared him off. What's frightening, is that binary was the friendliest of all of you lmfao xD Maybe he just hates me...hmm...

OOC: I'm sorry, n00b! I'm sorry! Please forgive me! Don't leave me!

He's gone lol. Posted one thing, and that's it. They normaly aren't seen again lol. Fanboyists, you mean mean person lol. Go slap your wrist! you scared off a poor lonely little nooblet... Now, we should just let this die.

im sorry but my english is shitty!!!! i tspossible to post image ????

OOC: Yes, not with your post count though.
Anywho, if this is serious:

IC:


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Department of Defence
The Republic of Reijvajik

The Republic of Reijvajik places an embargo on Gallaratese.

Die slowly -

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Ardon Wyjsten
Ministry of Defence

Long Live Capitalism!!! We may have added the word Soviet as part of our nation but we are definently not a Communist nation but a Capitalist nation and we will not flinch from battle if your nation were to declare war on us.

MINISTER OF DEFENCE AND NATIONAL SECURITY GALLARATESE
target...Repubblic of Reijvajik
STOP THE EMBARGO OR GALLARATESE ARMY, PANTERA SQUAD, CHEMICAL ARMY SQUAD ,USSG AIR FORCE STARTING A DISSUASIVE OPERATION AGAINST YA REPUBLIC.

OOC: Read the stickies before you make another stupid post for heaven's sake...

I M SORRY parilisa

OOC: Don't be sorry, just read them.

the Repubblic of Gallaratese Est increased investment in armed forces and created a law by which university student are in Army, Navy or Aviation. Menaces to our allied nation will be considered as a declaration of war. An we will move air and land punition!

OOC: Are you, as I think, the same person?

Gallaratese Est Popolar Army on the streets:

http:/ch.indymedia.org/ images/2007/11/54418.jpg

USSGALLARATESE AIR FORCE esercitation before the dissuasive action against republic of Rejvasijkhttp://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=161564147&albumID=0&imageID=22501975

OOC: Dude, don't take the embrago so seriously man/woman.

((What is with all these noobs that can't write for shit? If your gonna post this crap, don't post at all. Read the stickies NAO or GTFO.))

((What is with all these noobs that can't write for shit? If your gonna post this crap, don't post at all. Read the stickies NAO or GTFO.))
^^^^ This. FFS, go back to second grade and pay attention in your English classes. Maybe take a creative writing course.

((What is with all these noobs that can't write for shit? If your gonna post this crap, don't post at all. Read the stickies NAO or GTFO.))

PLEASE HELP ME. WHERE IS NAOor gtfo stickies?
im not speaking great english

OOC: Have a look at these http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994

And theres NO NEED TO USE CAPITALS at random points during a sentence. :)

OOC: Who the hell declares war because of an embargo? o.o

PLEASE HELP ME. WHERE IS NAOor gtfo stickies?
im not speaking great english

"NAO" is a slang variation of the English word "now," while "GTFO" is an acronym for "Get The F-word Out," or in other words he/she wants you to read the stickies immediately or quit posting on the NationStates forums.

Stickies are found here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994

im not speaking great english
We noticed. More schooling may be wise at this point.

GALLARATESE EST is not GALLARATESE. it's a State of same Communist Union. There's another person and not same.

At Greenwhich Hour 10 a.m. Gallaratese Est Popolar Army attacked Reijvajik. Tanks conquered capital. Airports are closed. Gallaratese Est Popolar Army summon the Reijvaik Gov to surrender. After Greenwhich Hour 14 Gallaratese Est Popolar Army will begin executions.

http:/ch.indymedia.org/ images/2007/11/54418.jpg

OCC:
MESSAGE FROM GEN. VLADIMIR TUGA( ussgallaratese, ministry of defence)

10 FIGHTER PLANES
10 BOMBER PLANES
20 JAMMER PLANES
PLUS
ARTYLERT GROUND SUPPORT AND MIGHTY PANTERA SQUAD ATTENDING TO BEGINNIG
"OPERATION DELETE EMBARGO"

Reivajik first prisoners http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piNSHC3MKI4

No-one starts a war because of an Embargo. You'll find NationStates against you if you do :)

Warning Capitalist nations...Pantera SQUAd is now operative. We have many target for the next month!!!

After receiving one of the most unusually messages in it's long history of receiving weird messages, a simple one word reply was sent in response to convey all that needed to be conveyed.

Official Message from the Commonwealth Kingdom of United Earthlings to the Government and People of Gallaratese
Nuts!:D:rolleyes:
End Reply

((OOC: Colonel Big Bird says the stickies are your friends.

OCC: I beg to differ, the old stickies I found as friends, the new one's I find to be more one of an old adversary I no longer do battle with, but to each their own I guess.

OOC: Dude, don't worry about embargo's. So what a nation has one against you (I think somebody has an embargo on me) but it won't effect you. If a random nation put an embargo against me, I just ignore it and don't trade with them. Jeez...don't take it seriously man!

FINAL COMUNICATION USSGALLARATESE MINISTER OF DEFENCE

" We hope in a official declaration from R.OR. for ending the embargo, and we ended our all military operation"
Gen. Vladimir Tuga.

At Greenwhich Hour 10 a.m. Gallaratese Est Popolar Army attacked Reijvajik. Tanks conquered capital. Airports are closed. Gallaratese Est Popolar Army summon the Reijvaik Gov to surrender. After Greenwhich Hour 14 Gallaratese Est Popolar Army will begin executions.

http:/ch.indymedia.org/ images/2007/11/54418.jpg

(Out of Character): You are not allowed to do this, per the game rules. Reijvajik is the only person who can determine how effective your attacks are, and he is permitted the opportunity to defend himself before you summarily conquer his country. He is also allowed to completely ignore you, meaning that for all intents and purposes your nations do not interact in any way.

Please read the following: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994

V I C T O R Y
the Embargo is broken. Th military operation are ended.
Our allies from Gallaratese Est occuped a part of R.O.R territory.
Other news are fake capitalist propaganda..
VICTORY COMRADES ; VICTORy

<<OOC: Lulz have been had!>>

<<IC:>>
Everyone in the Bomber division begain laughing uncontrollaby as they heard their new orders to drop RickRoll bombs on Gallaratese due to thier "threat" about their supposed special forces, which would most likely die if they came up against the RREU's Royal Assassins. They soon got into thier bombers and took off. Sevearl hours later they arriived over their target and proceeded to carpet bomb the entire nation of Gallatrese with their entire loadout of RickRoll bombs. After they bombed the tiny nation they turned around and flew back to their bases.

<<OOC: The RREU Royal Assassins is the name of the Special Forces Bodyguards assigned to the Royal President of the RREU(Royal Republic of the Emmerian Unions). Oh and this post is my IGNORE post to Gallatrese, so any action you take Gallatrese towards me, I will not acknowlege and therefore shall be null and void.>>>

Bjorn of the Bjornsen Empire has declared an Embargo against all the mothers of Gallaratese. We shall no longer trade with the mothers of the nation except in condoms and birth control pills.

Memo: I AM BJORN!!!!!!!

OoC: GALLARTESE and friend, the two of you have just left newbie territory to n00b territory, imo.

I understand that you do not speak English that well, however there are translation services on the web that can help you out- even if they screw up the grammar. Or better yet, if possible find an IRL friend who speaks your native language well, as well as English, and ask him or her how to state things or to translate the text of the stickies.

Either way, if you would read the stickies and hone your craft, I think I would be interested in Rping with you, since I would not mind taking on ol' GWO or Ralk's Death Guard in the flesh. That could get rather interesting: Death Guard vs. PANTERA/natikodi, who would win? Nobody knows!

But to reiterate my point, if you want respect as an Rper, read the stickies. Even if you do not turn out to be that great, you will garner the respect of II if you do that as many new players have been known to scoff at the rules and traditions concerning II...needless to say they did not stick around long.

V I C T O R Y
the Embargo is broken. Th military operation are ended.
Our allies from Gallaratese Est occuped a part of R.O.R territory.
Other news are fake capitalist propaganda..
VICTORY COMRADES ; VICTORy

What the (expletive) is this (expletive)?

Also:

OCC:
MESSAGE FROM GEN. VLADIMIR TUGA( ussgallaratese, ministry of defence)

10 FIGHTER PLANES
10 BOMBER PLANES
20 JAMMER PLANES
PLUS
ARTYLERT GROUND SUPPORT AND MIGHTY PANTERA SQUAD ATTENDING TO BEGINNIG
"OPERATION DELETE EMBARGO"

How the fuck are you going to take over a country with a population of 98 million and a roughly $120 billion dollar military budget with what, 40 fucking planes? I mean, I'm no Allanea, but still, I reckon my country could withstand more than forty planes and a platoon or two of soldiers. Surely.

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major informs the nation of Gallaratese (amongst uncontrollable laughter) that any form of offence against the Holy Empire of Anemos Major will result in many deaths on your side. We would also like to inform you that our Advanced Recon teams and Sentinels are more than capable of dealing with your SF troops (hell, an average infantryman could easily wipe them out at this rate).

Oh, and we would like to pose a question: What the (censored)?

"Operation Delete Embargo"

You can Delete embargoes? :confused:

You can Delete embargoes?

Yeah, uhm, the Gallaratese super-force are a bunch of 1337 h4x0rz who hack into government computers and delete stuff.

Anyway:

Gallaratese, I nuke you. With nukes. 38749027384434978 of them. Post fucking losses.

ussgallaratese close comunication in this thread.

FAKE PROPAGANDA FAKE PROPAGANDA FAKE PROPAGANDA.
GLORY TO OUR ALLIES OF GALLARATESE EST (AND NEW OCCUPATED TERRITORY)
.................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ......................................

OOC: Lol, I'd love to see GWO's reaction to this if he were involved in this "conflict".

Anyway man, delete those posts. Come on. I at least get to defend myself and decide my own losses. Seriously.
Not that I really have any interest in RPing with you anymore. :/

OOC: Lol, I'd love to see GWO's reaction to this if he were involved in this "conflict".

Anyway man, delete those posts. Come on. I at least get to defend myself and decide my own losses. Seriously.
Not that I really have any interest in RPing with you anymore. :/

<<OOC: Dude, I'm more surprised that he hasn't "attacked" me for attacking HIS HOMELAND!>>

The Principality of Belkaland would like to open tourist relations with nation of Gallaratese. Would this be acceptable?

OOC: Lol, I'd love to see GWO's reaction to this if he were involved in this "conflict".

Anyway man, delete those posts. Come on. I at least get to defend myself and decide my own losses. Seriously.
Not that I really have any interest in RPing with you anymore. :/

((OOC: Mr. Gallaratese has decided it would be wise to TG me this:

The USS GALLARATESE official message.

The Grand world order is a illegal state...
We punish u!!!!!
mnister of defence-Vladimir Tuga


Yeah, I think I'm gonna beat the peniswrinkles out of every pre-pubescent boy in his country now.

<OOC: Dude, I'm more surprised that he hasn't "attacked" me for attacking HIS HOMELAND!>>

You did? I don't remember that at all, frankly.

Timewarp. I don't think I need to explain why. Also, don't expect me to actually try RPing, I'm just going to do this for lulz. I'm also not going to be counting this as canon, so STFU ODECON.))

Outside of Gallaratese Territory

Admiral, Lower Class Matti Sinclare stared at the seemingly endless seas around him. He knew that miles ahead of his ship was a nation occupied by pitiful Communists led by perhaps the stupidest politicians to traverse the world. Of course, that all was going to end. The nation ahead had seen fit to declare war on the Grand World Order; no justification was needed from the Order to explain why they were invading.

Communists. Why were there so many? Why were they like little bamboo shoots that sprung everywhere and proved to be a nuisance? Of course! The reason was that most people were stupid, plain and simple. Communism only appeals to the mentally impaired, after all. No matter the reason, there were going to be millions of them dead by the time Sinclare was done with this country. The young Admiral, a man who had temporarily lived in East Congaree to study at one of their Naval Academies (Before going through the Order's own Naval Training) looked around. He could only see a very small fraction of his fleet, considering how far apart each ship was. He turned back and entered the bridge of his ship, the FWS Adolf Hitler, and studied a 3D projected map of his fleet and a portion of Gallaratese. He smiled, knowing that while his fleet looked pitiful to the naked eye, it was truly massive when one could see the whole thing. There were thousands of ships and submarines heading forth to slay and conquer the Communist pigs of Gallaratese, and he knew that there were hundreds of thousands of Marines to form the Landing Force. And when he secured the beach head, he knew that millions of soldiers would be on their way. Above, he saw groups of F-22s, AWACs, and EA-18G Growlers flying Combat Air Patrol. Everywhere was covered, and surprising the fleet would be impossible. In Space, satellites were already poised to attack Gallaratese satellites and ground targets.

Outside of the range of most Gallaratese coastal guns, the ships were safe. The few attacks that could reach them would be easy for the fleet to annihilate. So what was first? A fuck-swarm of Sieg Hypersonic Cruise Missiles, along with Godrod strikes from space to eliminate coastal defenses and airfields.

It wouldn't be a war at all. It would be a slaughter. The Order's soldiers were the Mexicans wielding the chainsaws and .22s, and the Gallaratesians were the cows. Operation: Stalin Was a Communist Prick was starting.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna beat the peniswrinkles out of every pre-pubescent boy in his country now.

Ha, "The Grand World Order is an illegal state."

Ha, "The Grand World Order is an illegal state."

Indeed.

I think this is about to happen to him:

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Mad props to the hood, yo.

I fire 10000000 nukes on Gallaratese.

:sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

YOU LOSE. ALL OTHER NEWS IS PROPAGANDA.

I EAT YOUR BABBYS.

What the (expletive) is this (expletive)?

Indeed. :mp5:

You did? I don't remember that at all, frankly.

I did, It is right here. I rickroll'd his entire nation.:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14707468&postcount=37

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Offical Diplomatic Communique

To: GALLARATESE
From: The Federale Republiek of Chernobl

We demand that the Nation of GALLARATESE disband all of her military forces and hand complete command of the nation over to a joint force of Chernoblian, GWO and Reijvajiki troops. Failure to comply will result in complete eradiction of GALLARATESE from the face of the planet. In a language you can understand: tOTAL nUkeAGE lolololol!!!!!!!111 :mp5: :sniper: :mp: :gas:

Have a great day.

I did, It is right here. I rickroll'd his entire nation.:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14707468&postcount=37

((OOC: OH, I thought you meant you attacked MY nation, luhul.))

((OOC: OH, I thought you meant you attacked MY nation, luhul.))

<<Oh hell no! You'd steamroll my ass!>>

<<Oh hell no! You'd steamroll my ass!>>

((OOC: I'd Rickroll your country so hard everyone's nose rings would magnetize, lol.))