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As our great nations has increased in population the number of Senate seats has not. The Chazaka Leadership wished to rectify this situation by holding another round of elections.

The parties running for senate seats are again...

The Chazaka United Socialist Party(CUS) formerly the The Chazaka National Socialist party(CNS) Symbol/Color: The Pink Gopher. Leaders: Senate Majority Coalition Leader: Aether O'Beal, along with other communist, socialistic parties is a majority power base: currently holds 20.83% of the senate seats.

The Chazaka National Libertarianism Party(CNL): Symbol/Color: The Orange Gopher: Leader Theia, currently holds 12.50% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Green Party(CG): Symbol: The Green Gopher Leader: Artemis, currently holds 12.50% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Feminist Party(pretty extremist at times)(CF): The Female Gopher, Leader: Bia, currently has 8.33% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Masculism Party(CM): The Black Male Gopher, Leader: Charon, currently has 16.67% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Royal Party(CR): The Royal Crested Gopher, Leader: Former Emperor of Chazaka, currently has 29.17% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Catholic Party(CC): The Pious Gopher, Leader: Eros, currently has 29.17% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Atheist Party(CA): The Dead Gopher, Leader: Morpheus, currently has 16.67% of senate seats.

The Chazaka Capitalist Party(CCP), whose symbol is the Chazaka Mark, the head of the party is a Mr. Adams Smith, they currently have 50.00% of the seats in the senate.

Other Minor Parties including the Chazaka Youth Action Party(CYA), whose symbol is 100 red ballons, the head of the party is a Mr. John McCharlie have 12.50% of the senate seats.

Illegal Parties: None at the moment.

New Parties: The Chazaka Nerd R'Us Party(CNR), whose symbols is the triforce, the head of the party is PAWNZNOOBSALDAZLOZ, as they did not receive enough signatures they are not up for this election.

Pictures: Smith (http://www.parliament.nz/NR/rdonlyres/56B15AAB-9F53-4FF9-BBE0-419441840410/0/Muldooncaricature.jpg), O'Beal (http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/gregtobi/Birdman.jpg), Theia (http://www.aolcdn.com/tvgalleries/politicians_bartlet.jpg), Bia (http://www.dsf.health.state.pa.us/health/lib/health/familyhealth/pregnant_teen_softedges.jpg), Artemis (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/10/31/moore_wideweb__430x340.jpg), Former Emperor (http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/one-tree-hill/sweeney.JPG), Morpheus (http://www.the7thfire.com/images/morphs-pic.gif), Charon (http://livingromcom.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/agent_smith_poses04.jpg), Eros (http://www.theprometheusinstitute.org/images/stories/politician.jpg), McCharlie (http://www.cityofsacramento.org/Youth-Development/images/IMG_0158_001.JPG), PAWNZNOOBSALDAZLOZ (http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/03/08/movies/300span,0.jpg)(but is really this (http://www.speakeasydesigns.com/richter/pix/nerd.jpg))

The Issues:

Abortion
Pro-choice:CG, CUS, CNL, CF(my body my choice!), CA, CYA, CNR
Pro-Life:CCP, CC(frak that, think of the unborn!), CR, CM

Economy:
Capitalistic: CCP, CC, CR, CM, CNR
Socialist:CG, CUS(Capitalism is evil, evil I tell you!), CNL, CF, CA, CYA

The Environment
Pro-Environment: CG, CUS, CNL, CF, CA, CYA, CNR(but are totally for video games and other electronic companies), CC
Pro-Business: CCP, CR, CM

War:
For: CCP, CC, CR, CM, CUS, CNL, CF(Keep our babies safe, end wars now!)
Against:CG, CA, CYA, CNR(but are totally for war video games)

Death Penalty:
For: CCP, CR, CM, CYA
Against:CG, CUS, CNL, CF,CA, CC, CNR

Military Draft/compulsory military service starting at 19:
For: CUS, CNL, CCP, CR, CM
Against: CG, CF, CA, CC, CYA, CNR

Healthcare
Private: CG, CF, CA, CC, CCP, CR, CM, CYA, CNR
Government sponsored/mandated:CUS(What is society if it doesn't protect the worst off?), CNL

Lower voting age from 21 to 18:
Yes: CG, CF, CA, CC, , CM, CUS, CNL, CYA, CNR(frak yeah!)
No: CR, CCP

Immigration
Kick those illegals out: CR, CF, CCP, CM, CYA, CNR
Keep them: CG, CA, CC, CUS, CNL(There here, there now, there not going no where)

Taxes:
Raise them: CR, CA, CUS(we needz the money), CNL
Lower them: CG, CF, CC, CCP, CM, CYA, CNR

Gun Control
Pro heavy regulation:CR, CG, CF(got to protect teh childrzen, don't forget about the children!!1!!)
Pro free range: CUS, CNL, CM(frak that, got to have mz gunz!), CC, CA, CCP, CYA, CNR(wherez my phazor!)


Video Games/Movies/Books
Censor Themz!:CF, CR, CC
Give them free range man!: CUS, CNL, CG, CM, CA, CCP, CYA, CNR
(screw the Catholics, ponz for all!(unknown party slogan))

occ: Chazaka is having its senate elections, vote for your preferred party(/ies).

Money to the parties is allowed(no more than $100,000 per donation).

If anyone wants to know a parties' stance on a subject, just ask. After a week rl, I'll tally the votes and the party that wins a majority in this poll wins the majority in the Chazaka senate.

You can vote for more than one party by the way,

Total seats: 1200(1 senator per 1 million of population roughly)(an additional 800 seats from the previous election), seats up for election: 1000

If you have any questions for the parties or their leaders don't be afraid to ask.

All comments in () are actual campaign slogans/responses/quotes.

Gopher News
"It is time for mid election news. In a surprise upset the newly renamed, The Chazaka United Socialist Party is polling ahead at 62.50% of the votes."
"Thats right Chad, but with only 8 votes casted its not enough room to celebrate."
"True that*other announcer rolls eyes*, the only other parties with significant voting strength are the The CCP Party, The CC Party, and The CNL party with one vote each, though no party has announced any donations from outside influences we are sure that this election cycle is just heating up."

A donation of 87,000 USD has been sent to the Chazaka Royal Party by a group of wealthy pro-royalty citizens in the United Kingdom of Telvira.

The former emporer of Chazaka thanks the pro-royalty citizens in the United Kingdom of Telvira for their kind donation(s).

Bumpity Bump Bump Bumpity Bump Bump

A large sum of 80,000USD has been wired to The Chazaka Catholic Party(CC) by the Kimbali government.

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr115/Dakota_Fields_2008/TUOSRSeal.gif



As Regent of The Union of Soviet Republics under the direct command of Primer Alexander Numinsky, The Union would offer 1,000,000 USDs worth of Rubles to The Chazaka United Socialist Party within your nation. Good day and good luck with the elections

Dakota Georgi Fields,
Regent of The Union of Soviet Republics

To: The Kimbali government
From: The Chazaka Catholic Party

The CC thanks the Kimbali government for their generous donation and promise to use it wisely and fairly.
SIC as attack ads on the atheist

(OOC: Edited previous post)

To: The Kimbali government
From: The Chazaka Catholic Party

The CC thanks the Kimbali government for their generous donation and promise to use it wisely and fairly.


SIC: Hopefully that money will be spent dismantling the Atheist bastards that plague your nation. In the future more money will be donated to your Catholic cause, if you agree that is. We will unite to destroy these godless, souless people. (non-militaristically)

To: Primer Alexander Numinsky
From: CUS

We gladly accept your kind donations though we must warn you that you must either reduce the amount to 100,000 USD or make ten separate donations. We also promise to use the money in a fair and honest way.
SIC
Going to mud sling the Capitalists tonight!

To: Kimbalah Gov, medium encryption
Most definitely, we've already crafted several bills that we look forward to push through once we've won a majority to make sure the Atheist scum never return.(this is purely IC by the way ooc I'm perfectly fine with Atheists)

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr115/Dakota_Fields_2008/TUOSRSeal.gif


From: Regent Dakota Georgi Fields
To: CUS

We shall reduce it to 100,000 USD and promise to deliever more payments as soon as the Union's Budget is formalized.

Have a Good Election,
Dakota Georgi Fields
Regent of TUOSR

TO: The Chazaka Capitalists Party (CCP)
FROM: Mr. Stephan Polkarus
Re: Senate Elections in Chazaka

Encryption Level: VOID


Dear The Chazaka Capitalists Party (CCP),

I have wired The Chazaka Capitalists Party a generous and kindly
offering of $200,000 USD.

I fully support and endorse the CCP in Chazaka.

Hopefully these funds will further your endeavor in the Senate.


Sincerely,

Mr. Stephan Polkarus

(OOC: You did that in spite!)

To: Mr. Stephan Polkarus
From: CCP

The CCP thanks you for your kind and very generous donation and promises to use it wisely.

Gopher News
"Its time for end election news, after a massive count and recount of all votes the tallies are in. There were little to no surprises this year with the Chazaka United Socialist Party pulling ahead at 45% of counted votes, as this means that no one party received a majority of the votes the CUS have promised to share power and work in a non partisan manner. The Chazaka Capitalism Party and the Chazaka Catholic Party received the second number of votes with 20% of the votes each. The remaining votes are as follows:

The Chazaka National Libertarianism party received 10.00% of the votes.
The Chazaka Green Party received 15.00% of the votes.
The Chazaka Feminist Party received 5.00% of the votes.
The Chazaka Masculism Party received 5.00% of the votes.
The Chazaka Royal Party received 10.00% of the votes.
The Chazaka Atheist Party received 15.00% of the votes.

The new (and up for election) seats in the senate will be divided as follows:
CUS received 300 seats
CNL received 66 seats
CG received 100 seats
CF received 34 seats
CM received 34 seats
CR received 66 seats
CP received 133 seats
CA received 100 seats
CCP received 133 seats
Other: 34 seats

This makes the total senate seats equal
CUS received 320 seats (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=571941&highlight=Senate+Elections+Chazaka) total
CNL received 78 seats total
CG received 112 seats total
CF received 42 seats total
CM received 50 seats total
CR received 94 seats total
CP received 161 seats total
CA received 116 seats total
CCP received 181 seats total
Other received 46 seats total