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war has broken out between thease 2 small countrys(if you would even call them that.

OOC: Please use more detail in describing said war above. What are the grounds? Who is involved? What forces are going to be used? In general, make it longer than a single sentence. Also, read the stickies on the main II page. It's called "Compass to International Incidents." Should help you a lot.

nestoration gathers a large force of nealy 3,000 and invades danieltonium.due to this danieltonium launches a full scale nucular attack onto the much more un organized nestorationers. both sides have sufferd heavy losses and are now in a power strugle for the new found region of isaac gourdinia.

<<OOC: Nuclear attack? With 7 million people? Rulke of thumb here in II, You only get access to nukes once you have 100 million.>>

OOC: Also, use proper grammar and spelling. Helps our eyes out a bit.

Furthermore, the use of nuclear weapons; even from a nation as small as you, is highly looked down upon. A nation your size couldn't afford them. Please, follow this link and read the guides.
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994

you underestimate us as fare a wealth goes but i like how you speake what you feel.

OOC: Fata, bake-sale him.

sorry about the spelling im horable at it

You can't have nuclear weapons

if you wish for a war step it mt territor and you will feel my wrath

OOC:Even though you have used nuclear weapons that is not what I think is odd. This nestoration fellow, which I have not seen before here has not even reacted. Jumping into II and just starting off with a war for a unknown reason that descends into a nuclear situation within three sentences is not the best way in starting your nation. I would like to see your nation be fleshed out more, why is it in this situation? What where nestoration's intentions for launching his invasion, did his actions even have his consent?

Better yet, why do I ask these questions when I know threads like this are mostly all trolls or permafail?

i suck at spelling so dont be made but those were typos

if you wish for a war step it mt territor and you will feel my wrath
Fatatatutti would like to donate three tons of pineapples to salve your wrath.

OOC: hahahahaha! nukes are no mach for our 500 gazillion caliber IGNORE CANNON!
*fires* looks like your nation just got wiped from the face of this forum! LOLZ!

i lauched my missles because my people have been plaged bt bandits and i have now found the criminals in danieltonium. i figured that the whole nation is behind it and wish to eradicate them all

Fatatatutti would like to donate three tons of pineapples to salve your wrath.
Birkaine would like to send the entire national surplus of bottle caps and used tires to danieltorium. That will surely save our nation.

i did not launch any thing. he is makeing the whole thing up

I nuke both of you

ops

OOC:
It is called God-Modding, Nestor.
Bah, if only other threads got attention like these kinds. Let the fail commence.

bring it scum bag for i will abliderate you

i will help you now nestoration for my invasion was a bit hasty

and my lauching eas a bit hasty as well

<<OOC: Is it me or does it seem that these two people are the same?>>

the missles still werent nucular though

what ever. do we now declare ourselves allys?

no. only mutual friends

lets talk in private in isaac gourdine

not now maby later. ive got recuruting to due bro

*Hands you both two nukes for free, because I generally hate the II-based elitism here.*

It's based on the North Korean Taepodong-II... okay, it basically is the North Korean Taepodong-II.

So I can't guarantee that it'll really work. At any rate, enjoy the donation.

Official Communique

The Federated States Of Nehrland frowns upon the actions taken by Taboksol. Nuclear weapons should not be given carelessly as gifts but earned, further such actions taken by Taboksol will result in military intervention.

With Discust,
Octavian Augustus Maximus

OOC: They sure are persistant, aren't they?

Should I call in the Unofficial Thread Police (Jim, Bob, and Fred)?

Official Communique

The Federated States Of Nehrland frowns upon the actions taken by Taboksol. Nuclear weapons should not be given carelessly as gifts but earned, further such actions taken by Taboksol will result in military intervention.

With Discust,
Octavian Augustus Maximus

From the Songun Bureau of Foreign Trade and External Affairs,

We regret to inform you that we do not care, for it is not in the interests or goals of the Juche ideology to take into consideration the qualms that outsiders have with it. Taboksol, a glorious and independent nation of full autonomous right free from imperialism, does not need such ironically disgusting-in-itself coercements from bellicose elitists.

Yours truly,
Kim Song-bak,
Foreign Trade/External Affairs Minister.

<<OOC: Taboksol, if you don't like how things are done in II, I have a simple solution for you: Leave II.>>

<<OOC: Taboksol, if you don't like how things are done in II, I have a simple solution for you: Leave II.>>

<<OOC: It's part of my character as a foreigner-hating and largely isolated champagne socialist.>>

Space

The GWO Space Weaponry Array quickly positioned itself over both the countries. Meanwhile, GWO Tu-160, B-1, and B-2 bombers were en route to Danieltonium and Nestoration.

Their payload? Rubber and plastic Swastikas and Iron Crosses (Which had the Swastika emblazoned on them), as well as durians (Which had Swastikas cut in them, too.)

The horde of Fascist logos and horrid smelling spiky fruits tumbled out of their payloads (The ones from space being delivered in tungsten capsules that broke after re-entry) and fell upon the land below.

But there were also several weapons that would devastate the nation. Massive armored speakers.

And the speakers turned on with a squeak, before the dangerous words came out...

"We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I...

...never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you! Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye..."

And after the song, an automated voice announced, "You got Rickrolled," before starting the song again.

Aaaaaaand CUT! That's a wrap.

Spammed, rickrolled, finished prematurely...this thread deserves a merciful death, poor thing.

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