Taboksol
22-03-2009, 15:56
A military officer was approaching the office of the Great Leader in the Songun Congress to deliver top-secret military documents. However, in leui of keeping this charade of secrecy amidst the rumors anymore, the Great Leader rose from his chair, strode across the room to a neurotically fiddling and apprehentious military official, and crossed out the stamp of 'CLASSIFIED'.
He slowly takes the paperwork out, making sure to preserve its' pristine uncreased state. On it stated the following,
3rd Taboksol Bureau of Technological Innovation,
To the concerned parties of the upper echelons,
Our glorious and wonderful nation under the Juche idea and Songun military methods has devised into immediate work the innovation of a new satellite type, a technological showpiece which will be used to make external nations in our world approach us with wear.
In preparation, we have closed the last of the open trade zones and returned autonomy of the semi-independent zones to their original proprietors under direct command of the Songun Congress. We will prepare for a Second Arduous March, much mirroring the first one of ours in the Arctic region, to help re-develop the goals of self-reliant economic function most crucial to the progress of this latest innovation. We thank you above all, Dear Leader, for your guidance on all of these matters as of this time of writing.
Yours sincerely,
Kim Han-cheol,
Head of the 3rd Taboksol Bureau of Technological Innovation.
He slowly takes the paperwork out, making sure to preserve its' pristine uncreased state. On it stated the following,
3rd Taboksol Bureau of Technological Innovation,
To the concerned parties of the upper echelons,
Our glorious and wonderful nation under the Juche idea and Songun military methods has devised into immediate work the innovation of a new satellite type, a technological showpiece which will be used to make external nations in our world approach us with wear.
In preparation, we have closed the last of the open trade zones and returned autonomy of the semi-independent zones to their original proprietors under direct command of the Songun Congress. We will prepare for a Second Arduous March, much mirroring the first one of ours in the Arctic region, to help re-develop the goals of self-reliant economic function most crucial to the progress of this latest innovation. We thank you above all, Dear Leader, for your guidance on all of these matters as of this time of writing.
Yours sincerely,
Kim Han-cheol,
Head of the 3rd Taboksol Bureau of Technological Innovation.