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This is not a Declaration of War, this is a warning.

The New Soviet Armed forces have Unleashed new Genetically enhanced Super-Soldiers upon the world.
These New Soldiers are equipped with special abilities, such as Increased Endurance, Enhanced strength, and other Genetically engineered abilities. (If you don't believe me, check my homepage.)

Also, Mikoyan has designed a new Aircraft for the New Soviet Air Corps, The MiG-47. All information on the new aircraft is classified.

I nuke you with nukes.
You lose sir.

Your "super-soldiers" don't have chance against a nuke...

P.D: IGNORE CANNON, please

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Sh*t, not this again. >.<

Dammit guys! You screwed it up! You are not supposed to post in any thread that is made by this troll.

From the desk of some unimportant intern
The Shazbotdom Empire would anihilate your pathetic little supersoldier project. Be gone, pesky fly.

Nileville City, March 20, 2009

Dear stupid and insignificant nation

The Government of Nileville feels pity of the pathetic plans of your nation. We are sure of that our new project, the Poisonous Beam would annihilate all your "super-troops", so very cordially we are urging you to stop your ridiculous threats.

Signed,
Henri Loneira,
President of Nileville

Soivet, unless you improve your RPing, nobody will RP with you ever. Nobody will give a rat's ass, and currently, nobody does.

I suggest you read the stickies again and actually abide by them.

This is not a Declaration of War, this is a warning.
We do not suffer from Coulrophobia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia).

wow this just nuts as their thread in NS about IGNORE CANNON (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=14620473#post14620473)

Dear New Soviet Union,

I think what you fail to understand is how little your nation being full of two meter tall super soldiers really means.

I am an '05 nation, and my nations population is over 8.5 billion - I have had the issue that could bring about that result - super soldiers that is- on the average of once every three months - so about 16 to 20 times now...big whoop...

I've RPed from the beginning that my people practice discrete and controlled genetic engineering. However I don't need two meter tall super soldiers - I have my truly formidable RPing skills - a much more devastating weapon any day.

I have the feeling this is the first time you've gotten that issue. And you think it makes you special.

Erm... no, not in any way shape or form.

Nor do your poor RPing skills.


Sincerely,

Tanaara

The dominion of Strator wishes to know what an 'ememie' is, and why you would want to warn them. are they of any threat to us?

IGNORE CANNON FIRING!(Guys stop posting here just ignore him and he will slink away to his hovel of FAIL.

IGNORE CANNON FIRING!(Guys stop posting here just ignore him and he will slink away to his hovel of FAIL.

Hey! That's my job!

Jim, Bob, and Fred glared at the thread.

"I though we ignored this guy into oblivion!" Jim exclaimed.
"The Ignore Pits are deep, and it is possible to climb out of them." Bob noted.
"Right!" said Fred. They ducked and avoided the horrible pun.
"Well, you know the drill," Jim said simply.
"Sure as hell do!" Bob stated.
"Prepare to fire another salvo on my Mark. Or my Greg. Or maybe at Will. Doesn't matter which," Jim said, as they all ducked and avoided another pun.
"Got it, Chief!" said Fred.
Bob and Jim looked confused and just a little horrified.
"Fred didn't say "Right! We're too sexy for this thread!"" Bob wailed.
"Dammit Fred, you didn't integrate your awful pun!" Jim shouted. "But whatever. Fire....NOW!"
And the IGNORE CANNON fired a salvo of IGNORE at the heart of the thread, and from then on the thread officially FAILED.

MOSH PIT GO!

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And the IGNORE CANNON fired a salvo of IGNORE at the heart of the thread, and from then on the thread officially FAILED.
OOC: Y'know, that joke got old real fast. Yelling, "I'M IGNORING YOU!!!" in somebody's face isn't the best way to ignore him.

As much as The New Soivet Union's post is a Godmod, it seems that the people who are in need of a rule revision are those who are clamouring that The New Soivet Union reacquaint himself with those. The counterproductive responses will not allow a poor-RP'er to reform their ways.