Scriptless
18-03-2009, 13:54
Greetings and Salutations to all our friends and neighbours!
As you won't know: The United Socialist States of Scriptless is a nation just begining to establish it's place in the world.
However, the resorces and funds to build a grand embassy in every single nation in the world would be impossible to obtain without crippling the entire nation with debts of ungoldy vastness.
But a solution was born!
The USSS Orbital Embassy is the most luxurious object ever to be constucted in orbit.
It contains luxury accomodation for up to 170 diplomats and additional quarters for 30 maintenance staff, 50 security personell and 200 non-essential personell such as barmen, waiters and secretaries.
Facilities include: 7 lounges, providing a peacefull area for relaxing. 3 clubs, in which to celebrate you latest dimplomatic breakthrough, or to console yourself before you lose your job / are executed. 9 themed resteraunts, offering sumptious delicatessen from around the world. 6 floral gardens and observation decks, marvel at the glories of space or unwind in the tranqulity of a quiet cottage garden and almost an acre of meeting rooms and even a World Assembly approved court of law.
From this station ambassadors can be fired out in specially designed capsules to any location on the planet, arriving at a conferance or summit withing minutes of departure.
The future of diplomacy is here!
Now if you'd like to step this way, this simulator will recreate the sensation of plumiting into the Earth's atmosphere and a landing impact at 12000mph, so you can experiance the joys of modern diplomacy firsthand!
Lenny Metcalf - Minister for Diplomatic Affairs
As you won't know: The United Socialist States of Scriptless is a nation just begining to establish it's place in the world.
However, the resorces and funds to build a grand embassy in every single nation in the world would be impossible to obtain without crippling the entire nation with debts of ungoldy vastness.
But a solution was born!
The USSS Orbital Embassy is the most luxurious object ever to be constucted in orbit.
It contains luxury accomodation for up to 170 diplomats and additional quarters for 30 maintenance staff, 50 security personell and 200 non-essential personell such as barmen, waiters and secretaries.
Facilities include: 7 lounges, providing a peacefull area for relaxing. 3 clubs, in which to celebrate you latest dimplomatic breakthrough, or to console yourself before you lose your job / are executed. 9 themed resteraunts, offering sumptious delicatessen from around the world. 6 floral gardens and observation decks, marvel at the glories of space or unwind in the tranqulity of a quiet cottage garden and almost an acre of meeting rooms and even a World Assembly approved court of law.
From this station ambassadors can be fired out in specially designed capsules to any location on the planet, arriving at a conferance or summit withing minutes of departure.
The future of diplomacy is here!
Now if you'd like to step this way, this simulator will recreate the sensation of plumiting into the Earth's atmosphere and a landing impact at 12000mph, so you can experiance the joys of modern diplomacy firsthand!
Lenny Metcalf - Minister for Diplomatic Affairs