NationStates Jolt Archive

This morning, Kilcanada's borders with Kilunitedstates and Astholm were breached by illegal immigrants who have found unmanned borders, at various points.

Authorities in Kilunitedstates and Astholm were alerted, but so far nothing has been done.

Our nation's Prime Minister is investigating the breach; the most serious in the country's history.

The nationality of the immigrants has not yet been confirmed.

Zackaroth suggests that if your having problems with illegals crossing your borders you fence it up and put armed guards there with authority to apprehend any trespasser on sight. That or lace vulnerable areas with land mines. Worked for us.

Sincerely,

Justin von Strangald

The simplest solution to illegal immigration is to legalize it.

The Republic of the Emmerian Unions would suggest that if hordes of Illegal Immigrants enter your nation, you should set up massive quantities of landmines and various other deadly traps along your borders and also set up video cameras to record it so that it can be made into a wonderful TV show.

Official message from the Kingdom of Bardar;

The Kingdom of Bardar suggest the nation of Kilcanada take a rash attitude towards the criminal Astholmian immigration. If Astholmians storm the Kilcanadan job market the Bardarian diaspora, a well established minority in the Kilcanadan cities might suffer from the willingness of the less worthy Astholmians to take their jobs. Therefor the Bardarian government urge the Kilcanadan government to stop this invasion attempt with all means necessary.

By order of the Gran Duchy of iantatia, Grand Duke Lehn presiding, the Iantation Dukal Parliament is willing to provide refuge to any immigrants seeking refuge in the nation of Kilcanada, that said nation is unwilling to provide citizenship to. With out trying to seem as if we seek to undermine your prestigious authority over your people, or that we wish to subvert your citizenship, we only seek to offer an easy and humane solution to over population without having to resort to the imprisonment or deportation of humans who are seeking refuge from a hostile enviroment. Given your legislation, the solution we propose is that we send a contigency of our air transport planes to the most conveniant air strip we can have safe passage to, we will also be willing to open up any of our military landing ports, should you wish to deport them yourself.

With Great Respect,
Sir Corey Gray, Iantation Foreign Affairs Secretary

The Nation of Rolling Dead suggests you leave the bodies of the recently shot Illegal Immigrants in the places they are swarming in.

We did not shoot the illegal immigrants; instead they were detained at a holding centre by the border patrol.

Closed-circuit television was not used because it was on a little-used rural road.

Two immigrants were of Astholmish/Danish race, the other three arrested were all from Astholm's Celdstane region.