Esperantujo 2
10-03-2009, 22:38
To all believers in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the merciful and all-powerful Creator:
Let it be known that upon Equinox Day 21st March, an Examination of the Appendages will be held at the Central Temple, Pastafarria Island, Esperantujo 2. Male believers who have reached the age of 20 years and have not yet reached the age of 22 may submit themselves to this Examination to determine whether they hang in the True Image, in order that they be admitted to the Order of Nuduloj.
Candidates are warned that though they may have passed the Examination according to the dimension limits of previous Examinations, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Wisdom is liable to change the minimum length and/or maximum thickness. Candidates are therefore advised to bring a change of clothing.
Let it also be known, that according to the mercy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, there are unmarried female believers who are willing to tolerate the thicker appendages of unsuccessful candidates, and accordingly may accept proposals of marriage from the unsuccessful.
@Gharrn Silvarr
Supreme Bishop
Pastafarria Island
Esperantujo 2
(OOC So why did you think John Silver was called "Long"?);)
Let it be known that upon Equinox Day 21st March, an Examination of the Appendages will be held at the Central Temple, Pastafarria Island, Esperantujo 2. Male believers who have reached the age of 20 years and have not yet reached the age of 22 may submit themselves to this Examination to determine whether they hang in the True Image, in order that they be admitted to the Order of Nuduloj.
Candidates are warned that though they may have passed the Examination according to the dimension limits of previous Examinations, the Flying Spaghetti Monster in His Wisdom is liable to change the minimum length and/or maximum thickness. Candidates are therefore advised to bring a change of clothing.
Let it also be known, that according to the mercy of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, there are unmarried female believers who are willing to tolerate the thicker appendages of unsuccessful candidates, and accordingly may accept proposals of marriage from the unsuccessful.
@Gharrn Silvarr
Supreme Bishop
Pastafarria Island
Esperantujo 2
(OOC So why did you think John Silver was called "Long"?);)