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War declared on South Defese (OOC thread)

Holy Paradise
08-03-2009, 00:56
Keep your OOC stuff here, people.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 01:05
OOC: Holy Paridise, I have 25 F-22Ns taking off from my carriers in the region to kill the B-52s how will your planes het there in time?
Holy Paradise
08-03-2009, 01:06
OOC: Holy Paridise, I have 25 F-22Ns taking off from my carriers in the region to kill the B-52s how will your planes het there in time?

I have always placed my nation far away from the fighting, but in this case, I'll say its pretty close.
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:07
No, the capital is going to be lost.

And im sure he will try to intercept any form of naval landing with cruise missles.

This is turning into a dog pile, any chance you can find a evil corrupt dicater to aid the North?

I would like the war to be a struggle.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:07
ooc: seriously though, the planes are hitting in 20 minutes.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 01:07
So thats 25 F-22Ns and 25 F-15Es versus 3 B-52s, they are so screwed


Edit: South Defense, 3 B-52s couldnt flattern a capital, they could do damage yes, but flattering a capital would require a force larger then 3
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:08
ooc: ooh, yay I just noticed that I reached 1000 posts :)
Holy Paradise
08-03-2009, 01:09
No, the capital is going to be lost.

And im sure he will try to intercept any form of naval landing with cruise missles.

This is turning into a dog pile, any chance you can find a evil corrupt dicater to aid the North?

I would like the war to be a struggle.

3 planes does not equal total annhilation of city.

Also, we have prepared for Naval landing problems as that's why I have anti-missile units stored on my ships.
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:10
ooc:

They are being escorted by 2 or 3 F22 Rapters
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:12
3 B-52 Stratofortress's

Maximum speed: 650 mph (560 knots, 1,000 km/h)
Ordnance: Up to 60,000 lb (27,200 kg) bombs, missiles, and mines, in various configurations.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/B-52_Stratofortress.jpg
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:12
my war declaration is up.

btw, you don't need to use ooc tags in an out of character thread south defese.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 01:12
3 F22 Raptors couldn't do much to a city, albeit their SOD could flattern a block at a push. Also look at the number of planes deployed in your defence, 3 escorts just small fry. Also Cruise missiles are normally quite easy to shoot down with CIWS and AA Missiles

Edit: ND is a large nation, he could easily deploy 100 B-52s, which would be a suitble large force
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:13
The capital has a population of around 1 million, and its still recovering from the last war.

So yea, almost total destruction.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:13
but he doesn't have those, i don't think.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 01:15
Unless these B-52s are dropping multiple FAE and other large ordenance, 1 million people is a lot to flattern
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:16
and south defese (or north), please don't use puppets. It makes it to confusing.
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:18
Someone just made a West and East Defese, they arent any part of the Australio conctinent.

Ignore them...
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 01:25
Southsouth East Defence, WTF? Oh and holy paridise that was a tad bit of a god mod there.
Holy Paradise
08-03-2009, 01:35
Okay, fair enough, I godmodded, I apologize, it's kinda hypocritical of me to chide others for n00bery if I do the same thing.

However, this war thread is going to need a major overhaul, it's getting very confusing, and I think it would almost be best if we just started over.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 01:36
I agree, Can we just ignore the Multiple Defence clones and Ainotserpska who seems to have taken a direct dislike to me
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:38
guys, let's make a new war thread. just call it something else, like "war against north defese. the original is to skrewed up with all the clones and Ainotserpska.
Holy Paradise
08-03-2009, 01:39
you are insulting me constantly and hurting my feelings

we demand an opology or we shall fire our weapons of plutonium

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
deflowerer of virgins from coast to coast

You know what, let this guy stick around. He makes me lol.

What's an "opology"? Is that like a medical procedure?
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:40
Holy Paridise, let me lose my Capital.
I want the war to be a struggle, not a total dog pile on ND.

Thats no fun becuse I like RPing gurrilla and resistance movements.
Volzgrad
08-03-2009, 01:44
1. I am not a clone, obviously.





So yes given I have an NS page and am posting of the forum means I have validation in my existance, sorry.

That still doesn't matter. If a person ignores you, then for all intents and purposes you do not exist.

Also, I agree with Holy Paradise, Ainotserpska's idiocy is hilarious.
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:45
Along with SouthSouthEast Defese? And East Defese? And West Defese?
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:46
Cant a moderater ban this person?


I already put a request for it on the mod forum. I requested they all get banned (including Ainotserpska, he's a clone to).
West Defese
08-03-2009, 01:48
That still doesn't matter. If a person ignores you, then for all intents and purposes you do not exist.

Also, I agree with Holy Paradise, Ainotserpska's idiocy is hilarious.

I still haven't been given reasoning for my apparent ignore, so I don't see as to why my participation has been called into question; if anything I have been the most sensible one posting on the IC thread given my lack of disparaging OOC remarks or tomfoolery.
South Defese
08-03-2009, 01:53
Only North Defese and I are the Defesian people.
You were never part of the agreement.
We never even gave you permission to make a Defesian nation.

You also ruined a RP thread.

And I just plain dont like you.
West Defese
08-03-2009, 01:55
Only North Defese and I are the Defesian people.
You were never part of the agreement.
We never even gave you permission to make a Defesian nation.

You also ruined a RP thread.

And I just plain dont like you.

I don't need permission from you do do anything, especially in creating a nation.

Nice to know you begin discussion with people by immediately disliking people.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 01:56
I still haven't been given reasoning for my apparent ignore, so I don't see as to why my participation has been called into question; if anything I have been the most sensible one posting on the IC thread given my lack of disparaging OOC remarks or tomfoolery.

He actually has a somewhat good point there.
Volzgrad
08-03-2009, 01:57
I don't need permission from you do do anything, especially in creating a nation.

Nice to know you begin discussion with people by immediately disliking people.

Actually, you do need permission from him since you are essentially god modding by taking his territory. It is understandable why he is angry at you because you ruined what could have been a legitimately good RP.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 01:58
ooc: just to let the defese clones know, your very existence is a godmod. You said you seceded from the real defeses, but that would mean you took away their territory. That's a godmod right their, since you're not your puppet, you didn't go to war, and they didn't give you their permission.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 02:00
West Defese you were not given permission to all of a sudden create another faction of Defesians.

Anyway, this is turning into a dogpile, can someone please aid my nation so I acually have a chance?

In our telegrams back and forth SD wanted to be overwhelmed, well now its ME being overwhelmed. D:
East Defese
08-03-2009, 02:00
Actually, you do need permission from him since you are essentially god modding by taking his territory. It is understandable why he is angry at you because you ruined what could have been a legitimately good RP.

None of us are doing anything to this Fanboy chap, you'll notice.
Volzgrad
08-03-2009, 02:02
West Defese you were not given permission to all of a sudden create another faction of Defesians.

Anyway, this is turning into a dogpile, can someone please aid my nation so I acually have a chance?

In our telegrams back and forth SD wanted to be overwhelmed, well now its ME being overwhelmed. D:

In my opinion, you should just let the thread die and start a new one. Or just say that this abomination of a thread never occurred.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 02:03
ooc: nd, there is someone helping you, I just don't remember their name.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 02:03
Ill make a new one once the clones are banned.
That way they dont kill it again.

And this time no dogpile please D:
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 02:03
In my opinion, you should just let the thread die and start a new one. Or just say that this abomination of a thread never occurred.

I already asked that.
Volzgrad
08-03-2009, 02:04
Ill make a new one once the clones are banned.
That way they dont kill it again.

And this time no dogpile please D:

I'll be willing to help you depending on how the revived, clone free thread works out.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 02:04
then you can't be a defese.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 02:05
None of us are doing anything to this Fanboy chap, you'll notice.

Oh really? You're wrecking my chance to participate in a good war thread. My troops need exercise, thank you very much.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 02:06
Ah yes, their bullet fingers theen excersise :P
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:10
United Gordonopia i'll be sending a large invasion force to you
k thx bai
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 02:12
acutally, southsoutheast said he seceded. plus, you were ignored and told to leave the thread. So don't post if you actually want to use this nation for legitimate rping, as no one will take you seriously ever again.
Asiom
08-03-2009, 02:12
United Gordonopia i'll be sending a large invasion force to you
k thx bai



Lol I laughed my socks off. Literally, there on the floor.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 02:12
What is with all the noobs wrecking the RP?
Asiom
08-03-2009, 02:13
Defese clones i guess
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:17
im not but im still invading UG
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 02:22
I will gladly sign,

Oh see the IC thread, Anio has launched nukes at me. I am taking bets now who reckons I will A) Ignore him B) Shoot Down his nukes C) Both
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:28
You know starting a petition won't get anyone banned from anything, so you're wasting your time. Just an FYI
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:32
Like I said, it won't get anything done, Just because people don't want someone on the forums because they don't like them won't get the mods to ban anyone.

Hataria eventually got deleted, but not because of the mass amount of rpers that didn't like him, he got deleted for breaking actual forum rules. Last time someone I think made a poll for II to ignore an Rper the thread just got locked so once again you're doing nothing but wasting your time.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:35
That's just it. It isn't going to help at all. Mod's don't ban people because other people don't like them. They have to have actually broken a rule.
Takaram
08-03-2009, 02:36
wait a second, nobody with under 90 posts! I haven't done anything! wtf?
Stoklomolvi
08-03-2009, 02:37
Your case will be void, as attempting to get the mods to delete a player is wishful thinking. There are plenty of people who wanted to get, say, the Ryou Black Islands tossed out, but the moderators could not do so, as the Ryou did not break any rules. Same here; West Defese did not break any rules. Spamming, possibly, but godmodding is not a punishable offence. If you hate him so much, just ignore him. Same with me; if you don't like me, ignore me, but I'm not going to get deleted just because seven people don't like me.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:38
wait a second, nobody with under 90 posts! I haven't done anything! wtf?

O look a lost nooblet

*launches Invasion Forces*
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:39
Your case will be void, as attempting to get the mods to delete a player is wishful thinking. There are plenty of people who wanted to get, say, the Ryou Black Islands tossed out, but the moderators could not do so, as the Ryou did not break any rules. Same here; West Defese did not break any rules. Spamming, possibly, but godmodding is not a punishable offence. If you hate him so much, just ignore him. Same with me; if you don't like me, ignore me, but I'm not going to get deleted just because seven people don't like me.

Yes like Stoklo ignores Haven because he dislikes us.

Because Haven/#d > II o/

mirite?
Alacea
08-03-2009, 02:41
Yes like Stoklo ignores Haven because he dislikes us.

Because Haven/#d > II o/

mirite?

moar like haven >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> II >.>
Stoklomolvi
08-03-2009, 02:44
Nah, I don't ignore Haven, Unker. I just ignore you. Overall, Haven is better than II, mainly since there is no rabble nor rabblerousers in Haven. Unlike here, where you see several tiers; the bottom tier, where the upper tiers point and laugh and the newbies learn to take their first steps, the middle tiers, where the average players hang around and do whatever, and the upper tiers, who don't actually roleplay very much but more stare down at the bottom tiers and laugh their heads off. And then, there's the rubbish bin, where the noobs [not newbies] and trolls get tossed into.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:46
Ah I see someone is still upset about the glassing they would have gotten after they foolishly launched an ICBM into haven.
Stoklomolvi
08-03-2009, 02:48
Nah, I'm over it. As long as I do not stand around people from the rubbish bin.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:49
Pompous Elitist Tyranny 1 Stoklo 0
Takaram
08-03-2009, 02:53
I agree that his grammar needs work, but I joined the thread at the beginning. I don't see how this is fair at all.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 02:54
Life isnt fair.

And its my/SD's thread, we can make any rules we want.
As long as it follows the forum rules of course.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 02:55
Failtroll is fail.

Im not trolling. You have no reason to dislike me other than the fact that you launched an ICBM at me and my region was going to turn your nation into radioactive sand and glass.

You then went on a rant calling me "untouchable" even though myself and others said the only reason the region reacted was because you used a weapon system that could have carried a nuclear payload. Had you used a conventional weapon the region would have done nothing in my defense, apart from my regional allies.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 02:55
I say let takaram in, as the only exception. He was here in the beginning.
East Defese
08-03-2009, 02:57
Ah I see someone is still upset about the glassing they would have gotten after they foolishly launched an ICBM into haven.

Is that where the rest of you are coming from then? Are Volzgrad and err...the other fellows involved in that in some way?

Though I'm not sure what this has to do with the thread.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 03:03
Is that where the rest of you are coming from then? Are Volzgrad and err...the other fellows involved in that in some way?

Though I'm not sure what this has to do with the thread.

The things I was speaking of are all before your time young grasshoppa
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 03:03
This is a goddamn OOC thread, so its metaphorical. Except the GTFO. And the game over.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 03:08
acutally, you can be told not to rp somewhere. If the thread creator says it's closed to you, you cannot post in it. I think that that actually is an infraction of the rules.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 03:09
Again, the creater of the thread is the one who dictates who can join the RP.


Your actions have caused you to be hated by the Community, you may never get a good RP.

Nice job!
Takaram
08-03-2009, 03:21
umm, most of your posts have been just that. Still looking for signers.

Don't respond to him.
Jaredcohenia
08-03-2009, 03:22
umm, most of your posts have been just that. Still looking for signers.

Hold up the lulz, Unker linked me to this thread.

What do you hope to achieve with this petition? To have them banned?
Jaredcohenia
08-03-2009, 03:26
We're all trying for that. The petition is going to be used as a part of the case. Kinda like "evidence" that they spammed the thread and ruined it.

Then I will form a counter-petition to have you banned, does that seem all too fair?

You can't lobby to have someone banned, that's just silly. If this were the case, Hataria would've been banned years ago. He's still kicking in some form, I assume. He got banned for annoying the ops, not for annoying and 'ruining an RP' that wasn't quite an RP to begin with with one liners and the like.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 03:28
ignore cannon
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 03:28
UG can you make an ORBAT for what all you have or are sending to SD?

K thx bai
Axis Nova
08-03-2009, 03:29
You know, generally if someone says they don't want you in a thread, that's your cue to get lost, not hang around making a nuisance of yourself.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 03:30
I already posted an ORBAT for the forces going to SD. It's in this thread http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=586062
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 03:31
is ND socialist or is SD socialist?
North Defese
08-03-2009, 03:33
North Defese is lead by Supreme Chanceller Palpentine, along with a puppet Parliment.

South Defese is lead by President Maria Pandid, along with a now dead VP, and a senate. Who are now all dead.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 03:36
My order of battle is on the first page of the closed IC thread.

As for the petition, sign me on.
Takaram
08-03-2009, 03:40
ND, can I join in since I was here since the beginning of this?
Stoklomolvi
08-03-2009, 03:41
Petition for the banning of United Gordonopia

Signed,

1. Jaredcohenia

omg i sine

North, you didn't actually answer his question. Although, I will say that whoever is socialist will likely be invaded.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 03:45
http://www.freewebs.com/gordonopianarms/Australia_Map.jpg

Sorry it's so bad. I did it quickly and didn't know locations of places. Someone else can edit it. About ms paint, don't use it ND. Paint.net is far superior, and it's free.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 03:46
Well, SD is trying to go Socialist. Give the poor equal chance as the rich, high taxes for the rich, low for the poor. That sort of thing.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 03:48
Gord ill entask you with making the map if thats ok,

Joseph City is the SD capital, near the East shore, Tomoak city is the ND capital, in the middle of ND territory. Port Royall is ND port city on the Northern shorline, you can make any other cities you want, and ill assimulate them into my RPs.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 03:49
BTW, to Stok, this is on a completely different topic, but if you have time could you please post something in the Oil Province thread so the rest of us can do something?
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 03:52
I'll edit the map tommorow. I don't feel like it tonight. I'm sure this rp will last until then.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 03:54
ooc: just wanna know, is Jaredcohenia saying we have to leave sd, or just not attack ND territory?
Jaredcohenia
08-03-2009, 03:56
ooc: just wanna know, is Jaredcohenia saying we have to leave sd, or just not attack ND territory?

Both

harharhar
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 03:56
ok, i get it
Takaram
08-03-2009, 03:57
so you just want to end the whole thread or go to war with everyone. nice
Jaredcohenia
08-03-2009, 03:58
so you just want to end the whole thread or go to war with everyone. nice

Pretty much everyone but ND I'd go to war with, yeah.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 03:59
Oh snap.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 04:01
One extra country (albeit a very large one) won't make a difference. There are so many nations attacking ND. And if you join, it would give a reason to dogpile.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 04:03
But he's f'ing MASSIVE! He could crush our nuts into oblivion! (Or just mine, if you happen to not be male. I don't know)
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 04:03
Thats why we dogpile...duh!
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 04:05
Oh. I'd forgotten about you. Nevermind. With three on one, we should survive.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 04:06
we got more then 5 countries if you include everyone who has sent forces. We also could have falkasia if we want.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 04:06
I feel insulted! Do you want to call on that free aircover I am offering you because UG wont get their for a while.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 04:07
Oh and I could call on the entirety of the CIS if we start to get hammered.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 04:10
No, they're getting close. You don't need to send em. And getting the CIS to help would be great.
The Wolf Hold
08-03-2009, 04:15
That means Ill have jack all to do. Well I can only call on the CIS if I get atacked, so I need to send my troops somwhere.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 04:17
Wow, this is going to expand into a supermassive war, isn't it? I hope this all doesn't turn into a "nukes all around" deal. Seeing as I don't have any.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 04:26
I do, and you can share my missile defenses.

Wolf Hold, just send your troops into SD to defend against ND incursions.
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 04:37
Pretty much everyone but ND I'd go to war with, yeah.

I would of course be with ND socialism must be eradicated
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 04:41
If you want, I would even be willing to draw up partitioning of SD with you Soda
North Defese
08-03-2009, 04:44
I bet this turns into a world war.
I might become famous in Nation States history :P
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 04:50
So might I :)
Asiom
08-03-2009, 04:50
I bet this turns into a world war.
I might become famous in Nation States history :P


yeah i guess that declaration of war was your trackway to fame. also
the defese clones that ruined the rp thread i guess. :)
North Defese
08-03-2009, 04:52
ooc: They are acually starting a good Rp if you read their thread, if they hadnt of stolen my name I could say they might turn into good RPers.
Takaram
08-03-2009, 04:52
true, true. We are all going to be famous
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 04:55
That's probably not something to be proud of.

And there have been other world wars. Several, actually, in NS II.
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 05:00
like the GWO Stolk war
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 05:05
Gwo Stoklo war isn't something to strive for, hence why I just left lulz
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 05:06
just sayin its big.
The Fanboyists
08-03-2009, 05:06
Which I happen to be in, and would be doing something in IF STOK WOULD JUST POST IN OIL PROVINCE HINT HINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not like I'm annoyed or anything! Stok :mp5:


STOK, HERE'S THE GODDAMN THREAD! RIGHT HERE (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=577744&page=7)
Unkerlantum
08-03-2009, 05:12
also the amount of 1 line posts, and pictures isn't going to help your claim to fame, just an heads up
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 05:16
lol.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 05:37
There was a minor hiccup in the thread. :p
United Gordonopia
08-03-2009, 06:09
ooc: I gtg in afew minutes, so try not to overdo it on posts.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 06:17
I do too, but ill try to finish the air skrimish
South Defese
08-03-2009, 07:15
Since ive lost 70% of my army, im going to go for nuclear retaliation with the 15 SRBM's ive got. Once the thread starts up again you have 24 IC hours to either defuse them or destroy them. No personnel are at the silos, since they are all in bomb shelters deep in the mountains.
North Defese
08-03-2009, 08:54
LOL WUT

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Dont go nuclear you dolt!
Lynion
08-03-2009, 09:19
North Defese, why the blazes are you actting as four nations? Also, this seems to be the worset thing to happen since its full of crap!
North Defese
08-03-2009, 09:29
Im not acting as 4 nations, 2 nations are clones made by some other people.
Nachmere
08-03-2009, 14:45
ooc:just a minute, i thought your brothers or somthing...please tell me you dont ooc to yourself!
Zackaroth
08-03-2009, 16:49
ooc:just a minute, i thought your brothers or somthing...please tell me you dont ooc to yourself!

He never said he was SD...