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Chanceller Palpentine made the announcment from his office, he stared into the camera, and with a voice of steel he declared:

"For too long the South has mocked us, first breaking away from the ideals and dreams of a united nation, and forming their own, barbaric nationstate.
They now mock us by parading the streets! Burning the North Defesian flag! I have ordered bombers to wipe out the South Defesian military complex, this nation will be united! Under my glory and leadership, I can bring a new age! I will unite this broken continent! No longer will there be a border between Defesians! All hail Palpentine! All hail Defese!"
--
The people were stunned, staring at their telivision screens with a look of horror. No one wanted another war, but no one could go against the Chanceller...
With a great sadness, the men of North Defese sat by their phones, and waited for the call...

ooc: How Hitler'esce

*Far away, Lord Lowery watched the announcement from his bedroom* "War huh? I do like those guys from the south. I need something to do anyway. *He put on his usual suit, and yawned* "You five, leave. Daddy has work to do" *Five women exited his room* "he, he. Am i a pimp or what?" *Sauntering into his office, he relayed a message to South Defese* "Whats up guys? If this nut case give you guys any shit, just give me a ring. I'll be glad to send a little assistance"

ooc: Do you relise how insulting that message is?
Read the Parade thread.
You may have just pissed off Maria. :O

[OoC; This is like a mix between Hitler and Star Wars. Does ND realize SD has a huge group of people dedicated to defending him?]

To:Chancellor Palpentine of the nation of North Defese
From: President John Holtz of the Conservative United States of Holy Paradise
Subj: Cease and desist
We recommend, for your sake, that you stop this unwarranted attack of South Defese. They have broken away from you officially, and your best chance of re-uniting would be to show peace. We have already declared war on you, but will hold off our attack and agree to peace if you end this foolishness.

If not, may God help you and your government.

ooc: If tits start to get upwardly inclined he may launch a strategic nuclear missle to take out Perth, (city) which houses around 30% of my airforce.

And considered we have about 12 planes :d

"Prime Minister, you wanted me?"
"Yes Field Marshel. Sit down. As you already know, we are preparing for a possible war between the two defeses. Now that war has come. We have already pledged our support, and are going to help them. I want to know what we can send."
"Well sir, we already have a division there. I would advise you to send an army group, and maybe a fleet. Treat this like we're treating the Delvira situation. We can't make it to big of a deal, but if we have to, we'll probably want to send more."
"You'll have your army group then, and a fleet to. I want you to command the operation. But remember, we aren't fighting a war against the North Defese people, we're fighting it against Palpentine."
"Understood."


Official United Gordonopian Statement

Our nation, being outraged by North Defeses declaration, has decided to take action to aid South Defese. Our nation shall be sending 3 armies (the 8th, 14th, and 15th) that shall be designated Army Group Defese. With them, we shall be sending the 3rd Fleet. These troops shall arrive in the region within three days. An advance force of two airborne divisions shall be sent to reinforce the division we already have in the region. An official declaration of war is being drafted, but it is currently being titled "The North Defese Conflict".



ENCRYPTED MESSAGE

To: South Defese
From: The Republic of United Gordonopia

As you know, we are sending nearly 600,000 men to the region. If it is possible, we would like to know where they can be stationed in your nation so that they can have the greatest possible effect.

ooc: If tits start to get upwardly inclined he may launch a strategic nuclear missle to take out Perth, (city) which houses around 30% of my airforce.

And considered we have about 12 planes :d

OOC: Upwardly inclined tits? Lol

Oh, and don't worry about planes, I have about 10,000x that on standby normally. With a pop. of 8 billion, you can buy a lotta stuff.

ooc: by the way, I'm not leaving this time. I've dedicated troops to fight North Defese like 3 times now, and someone else has ended it through diplomacy. He's pissed me off to many times by now to leave peacefully.

OOC: He launches nukes, My missile defence Satalites will take them down. Have no fear

To: The Goverment Of South Defence
From: Wolf Hold Central Command

We wish to re-afrim our support for you and your nation in the light of this recent agression, be assured that whilst he have our own domestic problems we will support you for as long as possible. Also we are consdiring using CISM units to support you.

OOC: I read it....why is my message offensive?

ooc: by the way, I'm not leaving this time. I've dedicated troops to fight North Defese like 3 times now, and someone else has ended it through diplomacy. He's pissed me off to many times by now to leave peacefully.

OOC: I don't really ever use my nukes, but if necessary, I could make No. Defese into a fine plate of glass.

ooc: I don't care how he goes down, but he will fall. This is his 3rd strike. I'm taking him down, and it'd be good if I had some help.

OOC: Provided we could split him up afterwords.

I'm gonna make an OOC thread, there's too much OOC posts here now.

ooc:
"Whats up guys? If this nut case give you guys any shit, just give me a ring. I'll be glad to send a little assistance"

Well. Considering a school, parade ground, hospital, and communications center were destroyed by cruise missles, and now 3 Stratofortresses are about to lay waste to the capital of South Defese, its not hard to see.

Anyway, most of my armored divisions were in the parade, I now have almost no tanks.

ooc: ok, you make the thread. I'm gonna make a thread with my war declaration.

The United Socialist States of West Defese must profess its support against the vile tsarist regime of North Defese capitalist tyrants.


~ Chairman Aaron Preston, USSWD

ooc:
"Whats up guys? If this nut case give you guys any shit, just give me a ring. I'll be glad to send a little assistance"

Well. Considering a school, parade ground, hospital, and communications center were destroyed by cruise missles, and now 3 Stratofortresses are about to lay waste to the capital of South Defese, its not hard to see.

Anyway, most of my armored divisions were in the parade, I now have almost no tanks.

IC: To: South Defesian leaders
From: President J. Holtz of Holy Paradise
Subj: Ha
Stratofortresses?! I laugh at that! Don't worry, they will be intercepted by about 25 F-15E Strike Eagles.

Forces that will be arriving in South Defese for defense:

100 mobile anti-missile units

100 mobile AA units

1,000 trucks filled with medical supplies, food, and other humanitarian goods.

500,000 Soldiers, armed with various weapons

500 M1A1 Abrams tanks

500 Bradleys

5 Fleets (Each with 5 Missile Battleships, 2 Supercarriers (Each w/about 150 various fighters and fighter/bombers), 4 Cruisers)

More will be on the way, this is the main defense force.

To: North Defese
From: Takaram
CC: All Nations Involved

Takaram is utterly disgusted by the actions of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine today, and we are offering full military support to South Defese and those supporting them.

David Marshall, High Councilor, Takaram
OOC: There's a West Defese now???

The Republic of East Defese declares its unwavering support for liberty, truth, justice, glory, and by extension, North Defese.

- President Clayton Robertson

Go for it.

The United Socialist States of West Defese must profess its support against the vile tsarist regime of North Defese capitalist tyrants.


~ Chairman Aaron Preston, USSWD

ooc: who's west defese? and east to.

OOC: There's a West Defese now???

OOC: Yes.

OOC: I sense puppets

OOC: I sense puppets

I think they are all run by the same guy, but he's doing a decent job.

Still, I'd say get rid of the West and East Defese puppets, it's really not necessary, and it's very confusing.

OOC: I sense puppets

Wat

OOC: I sense puppets

u silly

ooc: I agree

The military of West Defese has announced the mobilization of a force of 30,000 troops for the expressed use of defending Sovereign South Defese territory from Northern tyranny, while also summoning the mobilization of reservist forces totaling some 100,000 troops, to be positioned in staggard elastic defensive formations along the northern border.

ooc: seriously, don't use puppets.

OOC: okay, enough OOC post bullshit, let's just do this.

IC:
From the waters below, all that the squadron of 25 jets looked like was 25 separate glints of light.

"Blue leader to Squadron, blue leader to squadron. We are will be reaching waypoint Hotel in approximately 5 minutes. Routine check of jet says that everything is fine. Give status, over."

One by one, the reply of "Status is go" came back from the jets' respective pilots.

"Blue leader to squadron, climb to altitude 30,000 feet. Climb to altitude three, zero, zero, zero, zero feet over."

Simultaneously, the planes lifted in unison as though guided by thread. At 30,000 feet, the squadron leveled out.

"Blue leader to squadron, maintain current speed of 490 mph, maintain speed of four, niner, zero miles per hour. Prepare to engage in 10 minutes."

What?
Nathan never said he would make any more Defeses. These are noobs.
IGNORE THEM!

What?
Nathan never said he would make any more Defeses. These are noobs.
IGNORE THEM!

What? I am supporting you!

Generalissimo Grimmeberger ordered Col.General Hohenzorn into his office.

"Sit down, Erik. I have a job for you," Grimmeberger began.

"Yes?"

"You recall our promises of support to South Defese?"

"Yes."

"The North has declared war on 'em. You are now in command of the Defesian Expeditionary Force. Crush 'em."

"Yessir."

"Excellent. Now get to it. I have a war to declare."

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

An hour later, Grimmeberger made the public announcement.

"Because of the hostile and utterly stupid actions of North Defese, we will be dispatching 24 divisions to defend South Defese. As of this morning, a state of war has existed between the Federation and North Defese."

Gordonopian Military Base, Colony of Johninjas

Two divisions of airborne soldiers were loading into their aircraft, which would take them straight to the region where the Gordonopian division was encamped. Due to the close proximity of Johinjas to the Defeses, it would only be a matter of 4 hours before they arrived.

The 2 F-35 Lightning II's screamed across the sky, desperatly trying to reach the North Defese bombers before they could reach the capital.

It was 9 minutes before the bombers reached the capital, and 10 minutes before the F-35 Lightning II's could intercept them...

With grim determination, the pilots called air command, and informed them of the current mission status...

OOC: Lets kick some tires and light them fires!

Wolf Flight, South Defence Airspace

"All wings form up on me, This is Wolf Leader to Fox and Raccon Flights, Form up behind Wolf and prepare to enage any hostile aircraft upon arival at designated co-ordinates" Squadron Leader Mickeals voice drifted over the radio sets as be brought the 25 F-22Ns on to a direct course for the South Defence Capital. His radio Squawked, "This is AWACS Demon Eye, we have Holy Paradise, F-15Es at 30,000 Feet, be advised these are friendly, IFF update is en-route as we speak" The HUDs of the 15 F-22Ns light up as the Holy Paridise Aircraft were marked up. Nodding to himself as the Squadron reached the waypoint he issued the next set of orders.

"All Flights come about to heading 2-4-5-0-5-6 towards waypoint A4, climb to 35,000 Feet, hit afterburner and prepare to enage hostile B-52s, on my mark.......Mark" The 25 planes came about as one and were now 8 minutes out.

In the distance, the squadron leader to barely make out 3 dots, about the size of a period.

"Blue leader to squadron, enemies are in sight. Lower speed to 450 mph, that's four, five, zero miles per hour, over."

The squadron slightly slowed down as the dots grew larger and more defined in the squadron leader's eyes.

"All they sent was 3 B-52s?! Are they fucking morons?" the squadron leader thought to himself. "This will be nothing."

"Blue leader to squadron, there are only three bogies. Do not launch all your missiles. Just the front 6 of us will launch missiles, over."

The enemies were now in range. The squadron leader yelled "Fire!"

6 blazes of light shot out from the squadron and blazed towards the 3 B-52 bombers. "Tango one, fox one." The squadron leader announced.

A short time later, each B-52 was blasted by two of the missiles. The planes exploded and fell as burning wreckage to the ground.

the 4th fleet quickly entered the waters of south defese, their mission was clear strike the south hard and fast.

The six champion class carriers quickly emptied their flight decks, pouring out some 134 attack craft which now screamed towards south defesian port cities to drop their payloads of bombs and missiles.

Meanwhile the 8 battlecruisers which came as escorts fired off salvo after salvo of tomahawk cruise missiles with anti-run way munitions aimed at disabling the south defesian air fields. Other missiles targeted civilian sky scrappers and high rise apartments

Emperor Charlemagne I of SouthSouthEast Defese demands that attacks upon his brother-countrymen are ceased forthwith. FUrthermore, he demands that they surrender to glorious feudal rule.

we issue a statement to wolf hold

stop or aggression and nuclear arms shall be used to stop you

that is all

thank you

preston h. preston
glorious prestocrat
prestoningrad, ainotserpska

Jesus Christ, the n00bishness is unbearable.

Alright, I know I said no OOC posts on this thread, but this is ridiculous.

First of all, SSE Defese, you are a dumb clone, and are being ignored.

Second, Ainotserpska, you are too small of a nation to have nukes, you need about 100 million I think to acquire nukes. Therefore, either remove your threat of nukes or you're ignored.

Finally, Unkerlantum, you have to RP that you're sending your forces first, they don't just arrive. So, wait first.

This thread is seriously falling into disarray, and it's very annoying.

Over West Defesian airspace, a group of twenty MiG-35 multirole escort fighters flew a CAP mission in the assistance of a further twelve SU-30 strike aircraft, with directional sensory assistance to vector the force as intimidate assistance against Northern Defesian bomber aircraft; they were to engage the B-52's flying toward the Southern Capital with AA-12 Adder's once they got within 180km of the flying capitalistic symbols of proletariat oppressing tyranny.

OOC: WTF? Ainotserpska your new for gods sake, no way in hell do you have nukes, read the stickies Also I am defending SD from Nd agression, for christs sake

IC:

To: Ainotserpska
From: Wolf Hold Central Command/ CISM Cent Com

Do us a favor and try reading up on some history. Also you fire one single nuke, me and the rest of the CIS will glass your nation back to the stone age.

ooc: unkerlantum, total godmod
also, whoever's making all the defese clones, stop being a dick

I
A short time later, each B-52 was blasted by two of the missiles. The planes exploded and fell as burning wreckage to the ground.

OOC: You cannot roleplay another person's losses, it's kind of called godmodding.

OOC: WTF? Ainotserpska your new for gods sake, no way in hell do you have nukes, read the stickies Also I am defending SD from Nd agression, for christs sake

IC:

To: Ainotserpska
From: Wolf Hold Central Command/ CISM Cent Com

Do us a favor and try reading up on some history. Also you fire one single nuke, me and the rest of the CIS will glass your nation back to the stone age.

people republic of china is new and they have nukes too

try and stop us

that is all

thank you,

preston h preston
glorious leader of all of the glorious
ainotserpskan dictator for years to come

ooc: btw, Ainotserpska is another defese clone, I read his intro.

OOC: You cannot roleplay another person's losses, it's kind of called godmodding.

True, but it's kinda impossible for 3 B-52s to not be destroyed by 25 F-15Es that are faster and better equipped.

Jesus Christ, the n00bishness is unbearable.

Alright, I know I said no OOC posts on this thread, but this is ridiculous.

First of all, SSE Defese, you are a dumb clone, and are being ignored.

Second, Ainotserpska, you are too small of a nation to have nukes, you need about 100 million I think to acquire nukes. Therefore, either remove your threat of nukes or you're ignored.

Finally, Unkerlantum, you have to RP that you're sending your forces first, they don't just arrive. So, wait first.

This thread is seriously falling into disarray, and it's very annoying.

find me a rule that says you nedef to have 100million before you have nuclear weapons and i will obey it

france and uk have nukes and they dont have 100 mil

your argument is moot

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
king of lehigh acres

people republic of china is new and they have nukes too

try and stop us

that is all

thank you,

preston h preston
glorious leader of all of the glorious
ainotserpskan dictator for years to come

China's been around for millenia and has 1 billion people.

True, but it's kinda impossible for 3 B-52s to not be destroyed by 25 F-15Es that are faster and better equipped.

Either way you should atleast wait to see his response.

okay. thanks. I appreciate it.

Waters outside South Defese

A unkerlantian sub lurked, on regular patrol throughout the world as was custom for the submarine fleet. Suddenly the sub shook violently as it fired off six tomahawk cruise missiles all targeting the South Defesian capital

find me a rule that says you nedef to have 100million before you have nuclear weapons and i will obey it

france and uk have nukes and they dont have 100 mil

your argument is moot

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
king of lehigh acres

Fine, that's a fair point, but still, you have only about 5 million. Read the rules of the forum. You can't afford nukes, let alone make many.

China's been around for millenia and has 1 billion people.

people republic of china made in 1949
they get nukes in 1960s/70s

that is about 10 years

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
king of all the defesian peoples

True, but it's kinda impossible for 3 B-52s to not be destroyed by 25 F-15Es that are faster and better equipped.
OOC: I know that, but it is polite and well RP manners, sin't it, it could also be said that my F-22s would get their first as they are faster

find me a rule that says you nedef to have 100million before you have nuclear weapons and i will obey it

france and uk have nukes and they dont have 100 mil

your argument is moot

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
king of lehigh acres
1) Read the stickies! 2) Your a god damn puppet/clone and really try an nuke me I dare you 3) GTFO this thread

Fine, that's a fair point, but still, you have only about 5 million. Read the rules of the forum. You can't afford nukes, let alone make many.

find me a rule that says you need 100 million people to get nukes and i will obey it

link it here or i will not

our threat still stands

that is all

thank you,
preston h. preston
lord of lehigh, annexor of myers

OOC: I know that, but it is polite and well RP manners, sin't it, it could also be said that my F-22s would get their first as they are faster


1) Read the stickies! 2) Your a god damn puppet/clone and really try an nuke me I dare you 3) GTFO this thread

only communists obey the stickies

please learn english before you insult me, it is "you're" and you are making many typoes. i am from phillipines and i am speeching better english than you

our threat still stands, our silos are ready for firings

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
strong safety for new york jets

ooc: holy paradise is being ignored due to noob. you need at least 10bn to write a post unless you have the letter 'f' in your nation name.

ic:

Pitchforks and burning torches were handed out to the peasants: SouthSouthEast Defese was marching to war against the Unkerlantum scum.

only communists obey the stickies

please learn english before you insult me, it is "you're" and you are making many typoes. i am from phillipines and i am speeching better english than you

our threat still stands, our silos are ready for firings

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
strong safety for new york jets

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg

OOC: I'm not even participating in this RP, and even I have to say GTFO.

only communists obey the stickies

please learn english before you insult me, it is "you're" and you are making many typoes. i am from phillipines and i am speeching better english than you

our threat still stands, our silos are ready for firings

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
strong safety for new york jets

Jesus Christ, the irony.

OOC: I'm posting my ORBAT now.
*A Fanboyist division size can be found in my factbook, in the sig. All divisions have attached artillery battalions
IC:
Operation Crazy Train
Fanboyist Defese Expeditionary Force
CO: Col.General Erik Hohenzorn
Total Forces: 24 divisions (8 armoured)*

Army Group West
CO: Maj.General Peter Churchill
41st Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
42nd Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
43rd Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
44th Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
81st, 82nd, 83rd, and 84th Infantry Divisions - each is 25,500 Infantry
85th, 86th, 87th, and 88th Infantry Divisions - each is 25,500 Infantry

Army Group East
CO: Maj.General Horatio Williams
45th Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
46th Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
47th Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
48th Armoured Division - 24,900 Infantry, 126 M-21A1 Valkyrie MBT's
89th, 90th, 91st, and 92nd Infantry Divisions - each is 25,500 Infantry
93rd, 94th, 95th, and 96th Infantry Divisions - each is 25,500 Infantry

ooc:
Aino, gtfo of this thread.

Argue in the OOC thread not this.

West Defese, East Defese, Up Defese, Down Defese, your not part of this.
You dont even exist, the region has TWO nations in it, South and North Defese.

So GTFO

My last OOC post in this thread.

OOC-Christ, enough Defeses already!!!!!

Official Comunique of John Henry Eden
Despite numerous warnings from the international community North Defese has declare war on the South, As Jakra promised we will intervene by sending 150,000 Comabat troops into South Defese to defens their government. Death to Palpatine!
ORBAT (5 Combat Leigons)
150,000 Troops
1,000 Leopard 2E MBTs
2,000 Armored Humvees
2,000 Puma and Boxer MRAV APCs
480 F-35 JSFs
750 Slammer SP guns
500 M777 155mm Howitzers
550 Osprys+ Blackhawks
375 V-100 Attack Helicopters

Only communists obey the stickies.

Please learn english before you insult me, it is "you're" and you are making many typoes. I am from Phillipines and I am speaking better english than you.

Our threat still stands, our silos are ready to fire.

That is all.

Thank you,

Preston H. Preston
Strong safety for New York jets

OOC:
First of all, get your god damned grammar right! Secondly, launch these nukes then. We are waiting. Oh and helpfully corrected speeling and grammar.
That is my last OOC post in this thread.

OOC: I CAN'T TAKE IT! SSE DEFESE, AINOSTERPSKA, WEST DEFESE, and EAST DEFESE, THE IGNORE CANNON HAS BEEN DEPLOYED! YOU ARE ALL HEREBY IGNORE CANNONED OUT OF EXISTENCE, NOW STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID I FORGET ANYONE?!

OOC: I CAN'T TAKE IT! SSE DEFESE, AINOSTERPSKA, WEST DEFESE, and EAST DEFESE, THE IGNORE CANNON HAS BEEN DEPLOYED! YOU ARE ALL HEREBY IGNORE CANNONED OUT OF EXISTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Caps don't increase my desire to care.

Oh look I still somehow exist.

OOC: I CAN'T TAKE IT! SSE DEFESE, AINOSTERPSKA, WEST DEFESE, and EAST DEFESE, THE IGNORE CANNON HAS BEEN DEPLOYED! YOU ARE ALL HEREBY IGNORE CANNONED OUT OF EXISTENCE, NOW STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID I FORGET ANYONE?!

ignore cannon
fap fap fap fap fap

What?
Nathan never said he would make any more Defeses. These are noobs.
IGNORE THEM!

[ obviously you were deceived by a cunning plan!

Holy Paradise, while West Defese is a collectivist scoundrel, I must say that writing losses for others no matter their plausibility is a bit underhanded and to be fair, condescending.

also lol raging. I continue course unchange. ]

The Southern Regional Command has mobilized its units, including reserves, while the national reserve service remains on heightened alert status pending full deployment, along with the other North, East and Central Regional Commands.

---

Akpser Air Base played host to the 282nd Strategic Air Wing, a unit that flew the Mirage IV bomber. They were quite capable of delivering East Defese's limited nuclear deterrence, but for this mission they were equipped with a selection of guided bombs. A section of these Mirage IVs took off from the Akpser airfield, escorted by two sections of Mirage III fighters, and continued on a course south-southwest, to make a foray into South Defese territory via the narrow corridor that connected the two countries. New avionics upgrades would allow them to fly lower, hugging the earth at less than one thousand feet.

Jim turned to Bob.

"Bob, is the new supermassive IGNORE CANNON working?"
"Yes."
"Good. Fire it at all the Defese clones."
"Yessir. Preparing to fire in three...two...one!"

And with that, the Defese clones were ignored by the universe...

The Great Qing hereby declares war on North Defese for the following reason:

We do not like you.

The Great Qing hereby declares war on North Defese for the following reason:

We do not like you.

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/facepalm.jpg

I have no comment.

Ill be making a new thread once all the noobs are banned, so let this die.

Also, dont dogpile please D:

Jim gave another order to Bob.

"In the name of the Unofficial Thread Police, we must take down one more."

"Sir?"

"Target "The Great Qing.""

"Yessir."

The IGNORE CANNON fired another salvo, and the Great Qing ceased to be in the thread.

OOC: Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Ill be making a new thread once all the noobs are banned, so let this die.

Also, dont dogpile please D:
Hypocrite.

"it is time mr. preston" the dog said

preston stood with a smile on his face, before a giant computer demanding a password. he entered the three letters, an l, followed by an o, then another l to finish before he hit return

with that, eighteen rockets flew towards the wolf hold, each tipped with a ten megaton warhead made of plutonium.

they are hypocrites, the starting quarterback said, kill them all

to whom it may concern

we have launched our strong bombardment upon your nation, a total of one hundred strategic ballistic missiles hae been launched towards various coordinates across your nation. you shall regret the day you have crossed the great ainotserpskan republic

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
fan of brad delp and boston, ruler of the defesian race

"it is time mr. preston" the dog said

preston stood with a smile on his face, before a giant computer demanding a password. he entered the three letters, an l, followed by an o, then another l to finish before he hit return

with that, eighteen rockets flew towards the wolf hold, each tipped with a ten megaton warhead made of plutonium.

they are hypocrites, the starting quarterback said, kill them all

to whom it may concern

we have launched our strong bombardment upon your nation, a total of one hundred strategic ballistic missiles hae been launched towards various coordinates across your nation. you shall regret the day you have crossed the great ainotserpskan republic

that is all

thank you,

preston h. preston
fan of brad delp and boston, ruler of the defesian race

http://gallery.meefo.com/image.php?type=photo&id=7075

OOC: Is your nation perpetually stuck in an acid trip or are you using babelfish?

OOC: You did NOT just insult Boston by saying you like them!

IC:

Jim looked at Bob.

"You seem to have missed Ainotserpska the first time."

"I'll fix it right away sir," Bob said.

"Alright. Fire when ready."

"Preparing to fire in...three...two...one..." Bob began.

And the IGNORE CANNON fired yet another salvo. And this time they REALLY stopped being in the thread.

[OOC: This thread is made of 100% фэл, imported from the United States.]

Go to the new thread, also do not respond to any of the clones post.
Dont give them the benefit of a response.