NationStates Jolt Archive


No World War, but war on H2SO4

The New Soivet Union
02-03-2009, 06:57
Thankfully, I has thought the proposed war though, and thought it was dumb, so no World War. (Again, Thankfully)

But, H2SO4 is a considerable threat to The Soviet people and the Soviet Warsaw Pact. War has been declared on H2SO4.

Nuclear Missiles are armed and ready, all troops, vehicles, etc. have been withdrawn from North Defense (because of the end of our previous war) to H2SO4.

Now, our scientists are working on a new bomb, designed for our Tu 106 Blackjack Bombers. The Absolute Zero Bomb. It freezes and everything within 200 miles to absolute zero.
Serbian_Soviet_Union
02-03-2009, 07:43
Thankfully, I has thought the proposed war though, and thought it was dumb, so no World War. (Again, Thankfully)

But, H2SO4 is a considerable threat to The Soviet people and the Soviet Warsaw Pact. War has been declared on H2SO4.

Nuclear Missiles are armed and ready, all troops, vehicles, etc. have been withdrawn from North Defense (because of the end of our previous war) to H2SO4.

Now, our scientists are working on a new bomb, designed for our Tu 106 Blackjack Bombers. The Absolute Zero Bomb. It freezes and everything within 200 miles to absolute zero.

Considering that your nation hasn't set aside any budget for the defense of your nation according to the NS Economy and the NS Tracker, your nation does not have an army at all or possesses any weapons of such.

http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=The+New+Soivet+Union

Your nation does not even have uranium or possesses any bombs in that matter, also according to your gdp, there is no neccessary fund to even extract uranium from the uranium deposit in your nation if it even exists.
Equallya
02-03-2009, 07:44
[OOC: this is a grave insult to Sulfuric Acid, I don't think you know what troubles you are bringing upon yourself!]
Serbian_Soviet_Union
02-03-2009, 07:46
[OOC: this is a grave insult to Sulfuric Acid, I don't think you know what troubles you are bringing upon yourself!]

OOC: Who you refering to?
United Gordonopia
02-03-2009, 07:53
ooc: like ssu said, how could you possibly have nukes? I can overlook the fact that you have no defense budget but nukes? (of course, ssu shouldn't be talking).
Gesford
02-03-2009, 07:56
OOC: Why is it that every tiny newcomer nation just has to have nuclear weapons these days?
United Gordonopia
02-03-2009, 08:02
OOC: Why is it that every tiny newcomer nation just has to have nuclear weapons these days?

ooc: exactly. just look at the "nuclear coalition". Half the intro threads are practically "nook u allz!!!!!"
Equallya
02-03-2009, 08:16
OOC: Who you refering to?

[OOC: the one who declared war on H2SO4.]
Cookesland
02-03-2009, 08:18
[OoC: If you're referring this Nation (http://www.nationstates.net/nation=h2so4) I suggest you reconsider. As far I know, they don't frequent II and would thus we hard to RP with let alone invade.]
Serbian_Soviet_Union
02-03-2009, 08:21
[OOC: the one who declared war on H2SO4.]

OOC: Ok, also one piece of advice, it is not wise to threaten another nation at this stage during the economic crisis in your nation and also while there is no defense budget and law and order budget being allocated in these sectors of your nation.

Here are your nations statistics - http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=Equallya
Chernobyl-Pripyat
02-03-2009, 08:22
OOC: Ok, also one piece of advice, it is not wise to threaten another nation at this stage during the economic crisis in your nation and also while there is no defense budget and law and order budget being allocated in these sectors of your nation.

Here are your nations statistics - http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=Equallya

ooc: I think it was intended as a joke. lrn2 sarcasm
Serbian_Soviet_Union
02-03-2009, 08:24
The Nation of H2SO4 is in a very bad economic situation due to it's long term economic policy in the region. http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=H2SO4
Equallya
02-03-2009, 08:25
OOC: Ok, also one piece of advice, it is not wise to threaten another nation at this stage during the economic crisis in your nation and also while there is no defense budget and law and order budget being allocated in these sectors of your nation.

Here are your nations statistics - http://nstracker.jfsoftware.com/index.php?nation=Equallya

[OOC: I'm not the one who declared war on them, it was the thread starter, and I made an OOC comment about it. Also, those calculators are not God, they are a guide.]
Serbian_Soviet_Union
02-03-2009, 08:29
[OOC: I'm not the one who declared war on them, it was the thread starter, and I made an OOC comment about it. Also, those calculators are not God, they are a guide.]

According to such, these statistics are very accurate. But there is nothing to worry about because the New Soviet Union and your nation is unarmed, and so is the H2SO4. Therefore a war of such does not exist.
Cukarica
02-03-2009, 18:10
[OOC]Gentlemen,please let these threads die,this is probably a puppet and this can only be trolling.I will not say anything more regarding this thread and its creator.
Good day to you kind sirs.