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Marvin Harrison #88 retires!

Bluth Corporation
01-03-2009, 20:49
PRESS RELEASE
For Immediate Distribution
16:43 January 6, Year 74
NEWPORT BEACH

The Huge Mistake of Bluth Corporation wishes to announce the retirement of Marvin Harrison #88 as Team Captain of the Bluth Corporation Military Department. Harrison's retirement has been planned for some time, as age and illness have seriously impeded his ability to oversee the initial planning for the creation of Bluth Corporation's military forces.

Reginald "Reggie" Wayne #87 is Harrison's likely successor, although Starting Quarterback Peyton Manning #18 has not yet made his final decision. Clyde Christensen will perform Harrison's day-to-day administrative duties in the interim.

A biography of Harrison can be found at http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wiki/Marvin_Harrison.
Bluth Corporation
03-03-2009, 21:29
from the Dissociated Press rumor mill...
We are hearing whispers that Marvin Harrison #88 may come out of retirement, and that Starting Quarterback Peyton Manning #18 is likely to reinstate him if he does so. Stay tuned!
Chernobl
03-03-2009, 21:31
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/facepalm.jpg
Bluth Corporation
04-03-2009, 21:00
...what?
Imperial isa
04-03-2009, 21:02
ooc who knows with Chernobl
Amazonian Beasts
04-03-2009, 21:28
OOC: Reggie Wayne > Marvin Harrison.

Tha U.