NationStates Jolt Archive

The capital is a mess, the entire auto-mobile industry just went belly up, and so did the nation.
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South Defese News Network

"..The last of the oil and natural reserves have been used up, and South Defese must now look to the international community for support.

Massive starvation and rioting is expected, and the local police forces are immobilized due to the gasoline shortage..."
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OOC: Interested in what the international response will be, I know my brother (North Defese) will jump at the opprotunity and try to take over D:

To: South Defese
From: The Republic of United Gordonopia

Our nation is willing to help you in getting out of your depression. We can send you a sum of $100,000,000 USD. In addition, to help your automotive industry recover, Gordonopian Enterprises, our nations largest companye, is willing to buy out the largest of the auto companies for a sum on $100,000,000,000 USD each. Should there be anything else you require, such as fuel for your law enforcement, we shall be willing to sell it to you.

Oh, and should North Defese make any attempt to annex of conquer you, it shall be met with the full force of our military might. We almost wiped them out before (peace was eventually made), and would be more then happy to finish the job.

To: The Republic of United Gordonopia
From: President Joseph

We thank you for your offer, but we have detected that the North Defese navy has been put on high alert, and we fear they may attempt an occupation.

(im new to economics, if you could keep it in laymans terms I would love it :D)

ooc: basically we'll send your government money, and buy some of the auto companies to stabilize them.

And you don't have to worry about your brother, we can handle him.

anyway, I got to go now, so I'll post again tommorow.

ooc: money = capital = more growth for your nation. That's all I know :)

Comunicación de la Democracia
La Democracia Directa de el Centro de Tierras is willing to deploy la .4ª División-de-Soldado-de-Infantería, .8ª Brigada-de-Infantería-Ligera-Conectado, which consists of eight thousand infantry, with no armored support. We are also willing to attach an Armored Company, which contains twenty-five T-90 main battle tanks. The point of these troops would be to help stabilize the capitol, and they would act as an extension of your government, maintaining that you do not break your Constitution or our morals.

OOC: We give you this.

A fat man was sitting at his desk in the Gesford office of Morehead and Muckley, Attorneys at Law, doing a crossword instead of reading his briefs. He jumped when he saw the article about the depression in 'South Defese', whatever that was, and spilled his coffee in a perfect penis shape all over the newspaper, his briefs, and his desk. He laughed so hard at this and cried so hard that he had almost solved the NYT Sunday puzzle in pen that he enthusiastically sustained a fatal heart attack.

Dear South Defese,

The Griffincrest Corporation would be willing to provide you with oil for the discounted price of $25 a barrel, citing your emergency as reason for the extremely low pricing. Tell us what you think.

Thank You,

Claudius Griffincrest

To: South Defese
From: Gordonopian Enterprises

Our government has stated that our corporation would be willing to purchase some of your failing automotive companies. We are contacting you to elaborate on that offer. We are willing to purchase your three largest failed companies, and we are offering $100,000,000,000 (100 billion) USD each. This is negotiable, and the offer is generic as we have no info on the companies. It would greatly help if you could give us more info about them.

To: South Defese
From: The Republic of United Gordopia

We are wiring the $100,000,000 now.

ooc: south defese, u gonna reply?

To: Whom it may concern
From: South Defese Govermental Office
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We thank you for the funds, and our nation is recovering from the assassination of our leader.

To: South Defese
From: United Gordonopia

You are very welcome for the funds. Also, please respond to our companies offer.

Official Message

Bank of Cookesland wishes to know the status of your nation's banks.

- D. Harold Munsolio
CEO, Bank of Cookesland