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Federation of Serbian Soviet Union wishes to announce an amazing discovery found in the central part of FSSUa very large deposit of natural gas has been found.

Ministry of Trade, Commerce and the finance minister all agreed that this massive discovery will bring thousands of new jobs, more money pumping into the economy, FSSU will become a major part in exporting gas to other nations after this amazing discovery has been found.

After the discovery, FSSU has established a state owned enterprise in the natural gas sector, Nafta Gazprom Srbije has been established.

Parliamentary ministers all agreed that this will help the energy sector of FSSU and bring it to the next level in supplying the whole nation with adequate gas aswell as supplying nations of gas in the exporting business.

Nafta Gazprom Srbije has officially been established and 5 gas storages are underconstruction, pipelines are on the way to be constructed after the approval of the government of FSSU which all 250 PM's with all the political parties all voted in favor. 10 billion universal dollars have been set aside for the funding of Nafta Gazprom Srbije, the completion of this project will require 3 NS years.

CEO's of the Nafta Gazprom Srbije will be selling it's natural gas per 1,000 cubic meters of $500.00 universal dollars each.

Trading Partners:

Anghele = 50 billion cubic per year will be exported to The Protected Dicatorship of Anghele which comes to a total of 25 billion universal dollars per year

Nafta Gazprom Srbije assets: $450,000,000,000 universal dollars

Annual income: $25,000,000,000 universal dollars

Official Anghele Government Letter

SECRET IC

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We wish to purchase your entire natural gas output.

If you agree to this,we shall finance an additional $45.000.000.000 Universal Standard Dollars,to speed up the construction of the Nafta Gazprom Srbije facilities.

Funds shall be wired upon confirmation of the agreement.

Thank you.

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END/SECRET IC

Secrete IC

To: The Protected Dicatorship of Anghele
From: Federation of Serbian Soviet Union

Nafta Gazprom Srbija is not for sale and therefore the offer has been rejected. However we are willing to export some of our natural gas into your nation once the construction of five refeneries, gas pipelines and five gas storages have been completed.

End Secrete IC

Announcement from the government of Federation of Serbian Soviet Union

five gas storages will be built underground and each storage will have the capacity of storing 2 billion cubic meters as gas reserves in the underground storage facility.

Construction is planned to start in the next few days and construction will finish in 4 NS months. Pipelines will be built which will take over 3NS years for the pipelines to be completed. Gas and Oil refinneries will take itleast 1NS year to be completed.

Federation of Serbian Soviet Union will invest 10 billion universal dollars for the project in the natural gas, energy sector of the FSSU.

Attention: All Nations
From: Federation of Serbian Soviet Union

All nations who are interested in establishing a trade between the two nations can do so through negotiations to establish an agreement of exporting gas per year.

Official Anghele Government Letter

SECRET IC

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We wish to purchase all of your gas stock.Every little cubic meter you produce.Everything.

We are not purchasing your company,we just want to buy you all the gas you can extract.

If you agree to this,we shall finance an additional $45.000.000.000 Universal Standard Dollars,to speed up the construction of the Nafta Gazprom Srbije facilities.This shall be to help you,and YOUR company to build better facilities.We are not corrupting you,we are helping you.

If I were you I would accept the help,since we are not asking ANYTHING in return.

Funds shall be wired upon confirmation of the agreement.

Thank you.

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END/SECRET IC

OOC: Is that better? If I wanted to buy your company I would make an offer of Trillions not billions.

OOC: Nafta Gazprom Srbije produces 50 billion cubic meters of gas per year.

OOC: Nafta Gazprom Srbije produces 50 billion cubic meters of gas per year.

Official Anghele Government Letter

SECRET IC

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Give us a quote on the price.

Thank you.

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END/SECRET IC

To: Anghele
From: Federation of Serbian Soviet Union

Secret IC

50 billion cubic meters per year comes to a total of 25 billion universal dollars per year.

End Secret IC

Official Anghele Government Letter

SECRET IC

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The first 25 billion have been wired.

From now on we shall pay 25 billion to your company every year.

Thank you .

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END/SECRET IC

Secret IC

Thank you and nice doing business with you.

End Secret IC

OOC: I wonder if we'll see Blackhelm Confederacy in this thread, or if it's just oil he's after.

OOC: I wonder if we'll see Blackhelm Confederacy in this thread, or if it's just oil he's after.

ooc: I thought he retconned his oil company?

ooc: I thought he retconned his oil company?

OOC: I haven't heard anything about him retconning Griffincrest. In fact, just yesterday, he posted a message from Griffincrest Oil.

OOC: secret IC is a tag just like IC or OOC: do not add it to IC messages. It denotes and IC message that others cannot interact with directly (save the recipient).other ways to do this (if you really want to put it in the message rather than as a tag) is to set an arbitrary "encryption level".

OOC: Not to be dumb but "Very huge" just doesn't sound right to me. =\

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"Stoklomolvi declares that this deposit does not exist. It is filled with sheep and camels."

"Stoklomolvi declares that this deposit does not exist. It is filled with sheep and camels."

OOC: It definently does exist and it is not filled with sheeps and camels....

Beatusian Council on Geological Affairs

After an extensive study, the Geological Affairs Council, has determined, that the likelihood of such natural gas deposits existing in the FSSU, is average, however, the fact of the matter is, that with a mere, 26 million people, there is neither the industrial backbone, nor the manpower to extract 50 billion cubic meters, per year. First of all, the amount of natural gas, per person, a nation can extract per year, goes up, exponentially with population, to account for things like infrastructure, and specialization, which with more people can increase. Now, even with state of the art technology, and infrastructure, and a population around 300 million, would only able to produce 1,700 cubic meters of natural gas per person, per year. Now, if we remember that the FSSU is smaller, therefore has a less specialized workforce, and weaker infrastructure, than, that number would drop to something like 1,000 cubic meters of natural gas, per person, per year, which would mean, that at best, the FSSU could be producing 26 billion cubic meters per person per year. Unless half of the population of the FSSU will be involved in the natural gas business, that is.

OOC: There is neccessary man power as also winter is comming real soon to FSSU as more and more are switching to natural gas for heating seeing as gas is so much cheaper then using electricity to heat up each house hold in FSSU. The reconstruction has began and it is going to take about 3 NS years untill the construction of gas pipelines, 5 storage facilities, refinneries are completed, to be running at efficient rate in delivering gas to the entire nation of FSSU and exporting gas at full efficiency.

OOC: There is neccessary man power as also winter is comming real soon to FSSU as more and more are switching to natural gas for heating seeing as gas is so much cheaper then using electricity to heat up each house hold in FSSU. The reconstruction has began and it is going to take about 3 NS years untill the construction of gas pipelines, 5 storage facilities, refinneries are completed, to be running at efficient rate in delivering gas to the entire nation of FSSU and exporting gas at full efficiency.

OOC: Is your nation on an island, or on land? Do you you have some sort of coastline, and if so, where is this deposit compared to that?

Uruguay has discovered a promising offshore gas deposit. The resource, located 100 km (60 miles) off the coast of Uruguay's fashionable Punta del Este resort, shares geological features of the Santos (NASDAQ: STOSY - News) Basin, where neighbouring Brazil has made important discoveries. These include the Tupi field, with its estimated recoverable reserves of 5bn to 8bn barrels of oil and natural gas.

Uruguay's expectations are more modest, but Mr Martínez said "bright spots" of seismic surveys indicated gas in several places, at depths of 300m to 5.5km. Development was "technically and economically viable".

The government reckons there is oil too, but Mr Martínez cautioned that the experimental drilling to begin in two to three years would need to establish a more accurate picture.

"We could be talking of some deposits of 12m cubic metres [of gas] a day . . . In the worst-case scenario, we could be exporting seven million to eight million cubic metres a day. That would be great for the region," he told the Financial Times in an interview from Montevideo.

[OOC:^A real gas deposit, taken from FT].

IC: In the unlikely event of such a huge discovery being made at this time, the Democratic States of Somewhereistonia must conclude that the deposit does not exist and is merely the propaganda of a communist nation.

Official Anghele Government Letter
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If what is being said above is true,and Anghele officials discover that you have been lying to us,it shall be declared as an act of war.

The payments have been frozen until further investigations are made.

It´s just a suggestion,but if I were you,I would start by telling the truth,or our armed forces will regain our 50 billion USD by force.And we might regain you whole country aswell.


Stand undaunted.

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Official Anghele Government Letter
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If what is being said above is true,and Anghele officials discover that you have been lying to us,it shall be declared as an act of war.

The payments have been frozen until further investigations are made.

It´s just a suggestion,but if I were you,I would start by telling the truth,or our armed forces will regain our 50 billion USD by force.And we might regain you whole country aswell.


Stand undaunted.

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It is not true because the gas was already discovered and the capabilities we have now is enough to produce over 50 billion cubic meters of natural gas per year.

[OOC:^A real gas deposit, taken from FT].

IC: In the unlikely event of such a huge discovery being made at this time, the Democratic States of Somewhereistonia must conclude that the deposit does not exist and is merely the propaganda of a communist nation.


OOC: Please stop discouraging business here. It is not a pure propaganda because there are huge deposits of natural gas in the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union and the capabilities we have is enough to produce 50 billion cubic meters per year and at the moment we produce 55 billion cubic meters per year which 5 billion cubic meters is reserved for the gas which is delivered to all the people and the homes of FSSU. PS we are not a communist nation but a conservative nation.

The Comorostani Extraction Conglomerate would like to assist the FSSU in extracting the gas. We offer 25 billion USD, in exchange we would like 10% of the gas extracted. We offer technical aids and equipment to assist you in extracting the gas.

The Comorostani Extraction Conglomerate would like to assist the FSSU in extracting the gas. We offer 25 billion USD, in exchange we would like 10% of the gas extracted. We offer technical aids and equipment to assist you in extracting the gas.

OOC: We accept your offer and your help and we are more then happy to give your nation 10% of the gas that is being extracted.

Thank you. Advisers and technical equipment will be arriving in your country shortly to assist in developing the reserves.

Thank you. The Federation of Serbian Soviet Union welcomes all those arrival to the FSSU for the assistence of developing the reserves.

Official Anghele Government Letter
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Payments are being made once again.

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Official Anghele Government Letter
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Payments are being made once again.

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The CEO's of the Nafta Gazprom Srbija appologises for any inconvience and for the propaganda scare campaign to scare businesses away from FSSU. If there was any insufficient natural gas or FSSU was in a state running out of natural resources then the contract between the two nation would have to be reviewed and the exportation of gas would come in under smaller doses, however the FSSU has all the neccessary capabilities, materials, refinneries, the natural gas deposit to extract and export 50 billion cubic meters per year to your nation.

OOC: Please stop discouraging business here. It is not a pure propaganda because there are huge deposits of natural gas in the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union and the capabilities we have is enough to produce 50 billion cubic meters per year and at the moment we produce 55 billion cubic meters per year which 5 billion cubic meters is reserved for the gas which is delivered to all the people and the homes of FSSU. PS we are not a communist nation but a conservative nation.

The Comorostani Extraction Conglomerate would like to assist the FSSU in extracting the gas. We offer 25 billion USD, in exchange we would like 10% of the gas extracted. We offer technical aids and equipment to assist you in extracting the gas.

[OOC: I'm doing some rough math here, but 10% of 55 billion, is 5.5 billion. You are already selling 50 billion cubic meters of natural gas, now, you will be giving 5.5 billion to this other nation. That equals 55.5 billion. So, either your people are freezing to death, and you are slightly shorting one of these parties, or your people are warm, and you are really shorting one of these parties, if not both.]

Official Statement from the Beatusian Better Business Bureau

After a review of Nafta Gazprom Srbija's sales, we have found, that they have currently sold more product than they currently produce. Such practices, are frowned upon by the Beatusian Better Business Bureau, as unless they can find a source to purchase natural gas from, they will not be able to meet the demand to fulfill their contracts.

[OOC: I'm doing some rough math here, but 10% of 55 billion, is 5.5 billion. You are already selling 50 billion cubic meters of natural gas, now, you will be giving 5.5 billion to this other nation. That equals 55.5 billion. So, either your people are freezing to death, and you are slightly shorting one of these parties, or your people are warm, and you are really shorting one of these parties, if not both.]

The construction is still going on and once the construction is finish, the gas will then be exported and payments will start, the nation has reserved a total of 10 billion cubic meters of gas, however with the assistance of Comorostan, my nation will be able to extract almost upto 100 billion cubic meters per year. Look at Russia, with a size of 160 million, while the US has almost twice the size of population as Russia does and yet Russia extracts more Gas then any other country in the world, seeing as Gazprom Gas, a Russian stateowned Gas Enterprise company provides gas to the entire European continent and the former Soviet nations.

Official Statement from the Beatusian Better Business Bureau

After a review of Nafta Gazprom Srbija's sales, we have found, that they have currently sold more product than they currently produce. Such practices, are frowned upon by the Beatusian Better Business Bureau, as unless they can find a source to purchase natural gas from, they will not be able to meet the demand to fulfill their contracts.

OOC: There has been no review what so ever because no reporters or any of your scholars have been granted entry inside the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union inorder to scare businesses away with your scare campaign. You either purchass some natural gas or propose a trade agreement with Nafta Gazprom Srbija or get the hell off this thread and stop trolling.

Official Statement from the Beatusian Better Business Bureau

After a review of Nafta Gazprom Srbija's sales, we have found, that they have currently sold more product than they currently produce. Such practices, are frowned upon by the Beatusian Better Business Bureau, as unless they can find a source to purchase natural gas from, they will not be able to meet the demand to fulfill their contracts.

Official statement from Nafta Srbija Gazprom

Nafta Srbija Gazprom dismisses claims that the state owned Natural Gas Enterprise are selling more then what they produce as a mere propaganda and a scare campaign of scaring businesses away. NGS official plan was to produce 60 billion cubic meters of natural gas per year, however with the assistance of Comorostan and the aid which the state own company will receive will be enough to double it's capacity to an estimated of 100-120 billion cubic meters per year.

The Comorostani Extraction Conglomerate would like to assist the FSSU in extracting the gas. We offer 25 billion USD, in exchange we would like 10% of the gas extracted. We offer technical aids and equipment to assist you in extracting the gas.

The construction of the gas pipelines, the refinneries and the storage facilities are nearing it's completion. An aditional of 5 new refinneries, and another 200 people will be hired to work on the construction of these facilities which will improve the gas sector of the nation and be able to produce almost the double amount as original planned as higher demands are in for the purchassing of FSSU natural gas.

The ministry of Commerce, Ministry of Trade and the ministry of the Energy sector welcomes all assistance and aid comming from the Comorostani and thanks the nation in advance for it's assistance in the gas, energy sector of the FSSU.

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

We are wondering how you are shipping all that gas. If we wanted to purchase gas from you, could you deliver it to the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Official Statement from the Beatusian Better Business Bureau

After a review of Nafta Gazprom Srbija's sales, we have found, that they have currently sold more product than they currently produce. Such practices, are frowned upon by the Beatusian Better Business Bureau, as unless they can find a source to purchase natural gas from, they will not be able to meet the demand to fulfill their contracts.

Somewhereistonia will remain in the view that there are no gas reserves until shown otherwise, this is because the size of the reserves and the apparent ability to extract and refine the gas at such short notice is literally unbelievable. Thus Somewhereistonia will back the review conducted by the Beatusian Better Business Bureau. Somewhereistonia would urge all nations to take great care before entering into contracts with this nation.

OOC: Thanks for signing up for the trainee program SSU.

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

We are wondering how you are shipping all that gas. If we wanted to purchase gas from you, could you deliver it to the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

From: Federation of Serbian Soviet Union
To: The People's Republic of Fatatatutti

Through the gas pipelines mainly, however we can deliver the gas to your nation through cargo ships depending on how much gas your nation wants to buy and if this will be a one off deal or a trade agreement that we supply your nation with gas each year?

If needed to ship the gas to your nation each year, we will need authorisation to enter into your waters or perhaps your government prepares the gas to be delivered to the border of your national waters and international waters?

Somewhereistonia will remain in the view that there are no gas reserves until shown otherwise, this is because the size of the reserves and the apparent ability to extract and refine the gas at such short notice is literally unbelievable. Thus Somewhereistonia will back the review conducted by the Beatusian Better Business Bureau. Somewhereistonia would urge all nations to take great care before entering into contracts with this nation.

OOC: Thanks for signing up for the trainee program SSU.

Somewhereistonia: There has been no studieds as such. However, a very large deposit of gas has been discovered and has been kept a secret untill sometime now that the ministry of commerce and the ministry of energy and natural reosurces decided to make it public. Funds have been assured that it will be enough for the construction of such system to go ahead and to meet it's completion date, with the assistance with Comorostan, we will meet our high demands for natural gas and our capabilities of extracting 50 billion cubic meters of gas will double up.

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

We are not convinced that shipping natural gas by tramp steamer is economically viable - nor does transferring it at sea seem feasible. Since your nation is virtually made of money, would you consider building a floating pipeline? If not, we'll have to continue prospecting for deposits of giant Ukrainians to meet our energy needs.

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

We are not convinced that shipping natural gas by tramp steamer is economically viable - nor does transferring it at sea seem feasible. Since your nation is virtually made of money, would you consider building a floating pipeline? If not, we'll have to continue prospecting for deposits of giant Ukrainians to meet our energy needs.

(OOC: I had a good lol at this one. Yeah Ukrainians!)

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

We are not convinced that shipping natural gas by tramp steamer is economically viable - nor does transferring it at sea seem feasible. Since your nation is virtually made of money, would you consider building a floating pipeline? If not, we'll have to continue prospecting for deposits of giant Ukrainians to meet our energy needs.

From: Federation of Serbian Soviet Union
To: The People's Republic of Fatatatutti

That depends on how much gas your nation wishes to purchass, because if it is less then a billion cubic meters of gas then we will not be funding the construction of floating pipeline at this time untill more demands are met, if delivering gas to nations not bordered to the FSSU and nations not in the inland.

"Stoklomolvi offers three pence, a shilling, one guinea, three shoes, a sock, fifteen paper clips, and a used shirt for the entirety of the newly discovered 'sheep and camel' pasture."

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

If you're willing to extend the pipeline clear across to the other side of the Pacific Ocean, we'll buy as many billion cubic meters as you like. We can always sell what we don't need to the other-siders.

"In a recent interview with one of the top research teams in Aissur, they told us how they went to the Serbian Soviet Union to see if the Natural Gas deposit actually existed. Here is a part of that interview."

"So, you actually went to the deposit?" Asked the reporter."

"Yes, it looked, well, it had a lot of sheep and camels there. I think it was a farm." Said the member.

"Shocking. So expensive for sheep and camels." Said the reporter.

"Plus they were obviously not feeding the animals. It is blatant violations of animal rights." Said another member with a "Save the Camels and Sheep" shirt on.

To: Serbian Soviet Union
From: Fatatatutti

If you're willing to extend the pipeline clear across to the other side of the Pacific Ocean, we'll buy as many billion cubic meters as you like. We can always sell what we don't need to the other-siders.

I am afraid it doesnt work that way, we will only sell natural gas to other nations if they need any extra additional gas or if a nation is shortess of gas, other then that we do not export our natural gas to other nations to be making profit out of our exports. If that was the case, we will raise the cost of our gas by 5 times the vallue.

"In a recent interview with one of the top research teams in Aissur, they told us how they went to the Serbian Soviet Union to see if the Natural Gas deposit actually existed. Here is a part of that interview."

"So, you actually went to the deposit?" Asked the reporter."

"Yes, it looked, well, it had a lot of sheep and camels there. I think it was a farm." Said the member.

"Shocking. So expensive for sheep and camels." Said the reporter.

"Plus they were obviously not feeding the animals. It is blatant violations of animal rights." Said another member with a "Save the Camels and Sheep" shirt on.

trolls.

I am afraid it doesnt work that way, we will only sell natural gas to other nations if they need any extra additional gas or if a nation is shortess of gas, other then that we do not export our natural gas to other nations to be making profit out of our exports. If that was the case, we will raise the cost of our gas by 5 times the vallue.
Well, that's no way to do business. If we sell you, say, a gigaton of coconuts, you're free to do whatever you want with them - resell them for a profit, carve monkeys out of them, whatever. I don't think we want to trade with somebody who wants to hog all the profits for himself.

[OOC:My post was legitimate and well put together. Am I not allowed to post false findings? Never heard of that rule.]

ooc: hrm, supposed vast amounts of Uranium and Natural gas,mmmm invasion imment.

Also I find it amusing no one really pays much attention or says anything to larger nations seemingly finding, refining, and exporting massive amounts of natural resources. Yet people troll SSU for it, gotta love II.

"In a recent interview with one of the top research teams in Aissur, they told us how they went to the Serbian Soviet Union to see if the Natural Gas deposit actually existed. Here is a part of that interview."

"So, you actually went to the deposit?" Asked the reporter."

"Yes, it looked, well, it had a lot of sheep and camels there. I think it was a farm." Said the member.

"Shocking. So expensive for sheep and camels." Said the reporter.

"Plus they were obviously not feeding the animals. It is blatant violations of animal rights." Said another member with a "Save the Camels and Sheep" shirt on.

Somewhereistonia: There has been no studieds as such. However, a very large deposit of gas has been discovered and has been kept a secret untill sometime now that the ministry of commerce and the ministry of energy and natural reosurces decided to make it public. Funds have been assured that it will be enough for the construction of such system to go ahead and to meet it's completion date, with the assistance with Comorostan, we will meet our high demands for natural gas and our capabilities of extracting 50 billion cubic meters of gas will double up.

Evidence from Soviet Aissur news teams have backed up the conclusion of our nation, and due to the lack of trust given to the government of the SSU it has been decided not to invest in the camel and sheep farms. Studies for the geological findings can be taken from satellites and we trust the findings of previous reports.

We cannot believe that the SSU would need to keep such a project secret, it would be ridiculous. As the country is generally viewed with mistrust it is likely that larger advanced nations would have noticed something. It is also notable that the current population of 29million could not possibly have been able to complete such activities with uranium mining, and nuclear processes also seemingly being major economic areas.

As no deliveries have yet been made we will not change from our initial stance.

The construction of the gas pipelines, the refineries and the storage facilities are nearing it's completion. An additional of 5 new refineries, and another 200 people will be hired to work on the construction of these facilities which will improve the gas sector of the nation and be able to produce almost the double amount as original planned as higher demands are in for the purchasing of FSSU natural gas.

The ministry of Commerce, Ministry of Trade and the ministry of the Energy sector welcomes all assistance and aid coming from the Comorostani and thanks the nation in advance for it's assistance in the gas, energy sector of the FSSU.

Your welcome. Our advisers will remain in the FSSU as long as you require.

Updates: FSSU Announces that the pipelines are nearing it’s completion, the gas refineries are close to completion while 5 gas storages have been completed, the Nafta Gazprom Srbija will be able to store at a total of 10 billion cubic meters of gas after the five storage facilities have completed it’s construction, the Nafta Gazprom Srbija is running at partial operation, within the next 4 NS months, the completion of the gas pipelines will be completed, the gas refineries will be completed within the next 6 NS months. By next year the Nafta Gazprom Srbija will be fully operational which will be able to export over 60 billion cubic meters of gas while 5 billion cubic meters will be used in FSSU, an additional 10 billion cubic meters will be reserved at the NGS storage facilities.

Many man workers from Comorostan have been sent to the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union to assist with the construction of NGS, advisers have been sent to FSSU and have been there for the last two years. After the completion, NGS will be able to extract over 80 billion cubic meters of gas, as times goes, the facilities will be upgraded once there is more demand of FSSU natural gas. To export to other nations.

Nafta Gazprom Srbija Announcement

NGS is officially extracting and producing over 260 billion cubic meters of gas and has 40 billion cubic meters of gas in reserve. The Construction of the pipelines have been completed, an additional 10 Gas Refinneries have been built, with an additional of 20 gas storage facilities built, the NGS is now fully operational after heavy constructions took place.

"Stoklomolvi reiterates its offer."

"Stoklomolvi reiterates its offer."

OOC: Can you please stop trolling in my threads?

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