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James Decorative Glass and Ceramics

James Decorative Glass and Ceramics, is one of the worlds leading glass and ceramic makers. We do mainly custom glass and ceramic work, however, do have some standard pieces, however, custom work, each one different from the last, is what we do best. We offer many varieties of glassware and ceramics, for all lifestyles. We also do decorative windows, and ceramic wall coverings, both interior and exterior. We assure you that only the finest materials go into or glassware and ceramics, and that our master artisans, are unmatched in the craftsmanship skills. We hope that when you do your next glass or ceramics job, you choose James Decorative Glass and Ceramics. Offices in the City of the Blessed, the Beatus, and in Belgrade, the Federation of Serbian Soviet Union.

James Decorative Glass and Ceramics is a subsidiary of Jimmy James Industries. All slogans, and names are trademarks of Jimmy James Industries.

OOC: We would like for your company to open up a business in my nation in selling Custom Glass and Ceramics, we are willing to offer your company a 5,000 square meters in constructing the market in the Belgrade capital.

ooc: I'm glad I'm not mean enough to hire a glassworks sculpture in SSU under an assumed name. I wonder if anyone else will be.

OOC: We would like for your company to open up a business in my nation in selling Custom Glass and Ceramics, we are willing to offer your company a 5,000 square meters in constructing the market in the Belgrade capital.

[OOC: accepted]

ooc: I'm glad I'm not mean enough to hire a glassworks sculpture in SSU under an assumed name. I wonder if anyone else will be.

OOC: What is your problem?

To: James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Imports and Exports

Can you do something in ceramic that looks and feels like a real coconut shell but can be washed and reused indefinitely? It should also be as shatterproof as possible. We have a huge demand for such an item, for those fruity drinks that the tourists like.

Also, do you know where we can get a reliable, cheap supplier for those little paper umbrellas?

-- H.K. Nadoolman, Vice President

[OOC: accepted]

We will offer the land freely as charged in return we ask that 35% of the total profit made by the James Decorative Glass and Ceramics in FSSU to goto the FSSU.

To: James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Imports and Exports

Can you do something in ceramic that looks and feels like a real coconut shell but can be washed and reused indefinitely? It should also be as shatterproof as possible. We have a huge demand for such an item, for those fruity drinks that the tourists like.

Also, do you know where we can get a reliable, cheap supplier for those little paper umbrellas?

-- H.K. Nadoolman, Vice President

Corporate Fax

To H.K. Nadolman,

Well, we could produce a basic coconut shell type design, however, do not believe that we can recreate the feel of the outside of a coconut. What we would suggest, however, is that you order something in the general shape, and size from use, with a realist looking interior, and then use some kind of washable, fabric cover, to simulate the feel of the coconut. If that would be acceptable, than we can begin work immediately. As for the little plastic umbrellas, we recommend James Decorative Drink Accessories.

Signed,
Jefferson Talbot,
Salesman,
James Decorative Glass and Ceramics

We will offer the land freely as charged in return we ask that 35% of the total profit made by the James Decorative Glass and Ceramics in FSSU to goto the FSSU.

We will accept 25%.

We will accept 25%.

Deal.

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EconNet Atomic Consortium

Due to symbolic reasons, and following the long process of decontamination of the now unused Testing Island One, which our members know more as the Nukeglass Isle, we would like your services to build an sculpture of a fifteen meters tall peace symbol out of the glass in such island, which location is annexed with this message. Our request is that the glass reminiscent of nuclear tests in the island must be used rather than outside glass. If in doubt about our entirely reliable decontamination methods, product of decades of research into find cleaner and cleaner ways to use nuclear power for both civilian and military purposes, we will provide NBC suits to all your personell sent.


Edward Perlman
Engineer

PS: We will pay double if glass from Roef is also used.

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EconNet Atomic Consortium

Due to symbolic reasons, and following the long process of decontamination of the now unused Testing Island One, which our members know more as the Nukeglass Isle, we would like your services to build an sculpture of a fifteen meters tall peace symbol out of the glass in such island, which location is annexed with this message. Our request is that the glass reminiscent of nuclear tests in the island must be used rather than outside glass. If in doubt about our entirely reliable decontamination methods, product of decades of research into find cleaner and cleaner ways to use nuclear power for both civilian and military purposes, we will provide NBC suits to all your personell sent.


Edward Perlman
Engineer

PS: We will pay double if glass from Roef is also used.

Corporate Fax

To Edward Perlman,

You want us to take glass from a nuclear test site, and make a statue out of it, correct? Would you like the statue to be transparent, opaque, colored, iridescent under a black light? Not to worry, our artisans have NBC gear, and have no qualms against working near radio active material. We take great pride, in the fact that not one of our artisans have died from radiation poisoning, or Uranium related illnesses.

Signed,
Gordon Ladymen,
Salesman,
James Decorative Glass and Ceramics

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

Thank you for your prompt reply. We already have a source for coconut-style inserts. However, they are not popular because of the two seperate cleaning processes required. If you are interested in experimenting with the one-piece system, we might be able to get some development funding from the Commerce Ministry and/or the Tourism Ministry.

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liaison Officer

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

Thank you for your prompt reply. We already have a source for coconut-style inserts. However, they are not popular because of the two seperate cleaning processes required. If you are interested in experimenting with the one-piece system, we might be able to get some development funding from the Commerce Ministry and/or the Tourism Ministry.

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liaison Officer

Corporate Fax

To V.I. Nadoolman,

While we would be willing to work on such a design, we are not a fabric company, and haven't the experience in designing fabrics for such things. If you could find a fabric designer willing to work with us, we would be more than happy to help.

Signed,
Jefferson Talbot,
Salesman,
James Decorative Glass and Ceramics

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

As I said before, we are not interested in a two-piece design with a fabric cover. We are interested in a one-piece design which looks and feels like a real coconut. We have been in touch with the Ministry of Tourism and they are willing to provide a Product Development Grant, if you are interested.

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liaison Officer

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

As I said before, we are not interested in a two-piece design with a fabric cover. We are interested in a one-piece design which looks and feels like a real coconut. We have been in touch with the Ministry of Tourism and they are willing to provide a Product Development Grant, if you are interested.

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liaison Officer

Corporate Fax

To V.I. Nadoolman,

We can't guarantee anything, as long as you understand that, we are willing to take your grant, and do research into your realistic ceramic coconut. How much would this grant be?

Signed,
Jefferson Talbot,
Salesman,
James Decorative Glass and Ceramics

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

The Ministry has provided us with 20,000 USD for a feasibility study and/or pilot project. This would go toward experimenting with the desired textures and, if possible, researching any manufacturing methods required for the new design. If the results are satisfactory, additional funding would be available for the development of specific manufacturing procedures.

It should also be mentioned that neither Nadoolman and Sons nor the Government of Fatatatutti will make any claim on any patentable processes developed by your company

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liasison Officer

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

The Ministry has provided us with 20,000 USD for a feasibility study and/or pilot project. This would go toward experimenting with the desired textures and, if possible, researching any manufacturing methods required for the new design. If the results are satisfactory, additional funding would be available for the development of specific manufacturing procedures.

It should also be mentioned that neither Nadoolman and Sons nor the Government of Fatatatutti will make any claim on any patentable processes developed by your company

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liasison Officer

Corporate Fax

To V.I. Nadoolman,

This seems acceptable. Please transfer the funds to account number XXXX-XXXXXXXXXX-4631 at the First Beatusian National Bank. We thank you for your generous contribution, and will begin work on a feasibility study, immediately.

Signed,
Jefferson Talbot,
Salesman,
James Decorative Glass and Ceramics

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

'The cheques is in the mail', as they say. We look forward to your progress reports.

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liaison Officer

To: Jefferson Talbot, James Decorative Glass and Ceramics
From: Nadoolman and Sons, Importers and Exporters

'The cheques is in the mail', as they say. We look forward to your progress reports.

-- V.I. Nadoolman, Liaison Officer

To V.I. Nadoolman,

You shall have them, you shall.

Signed,
Michal Weston,
Project Manager
James Decorative Glass and Ceramics