NationStates Jolt Archive

A bright and flashy graphic introduced the Aralmedmeuk Pataaru news program. A single veiled face was the night's reporter. It started to speak of the glories of ZaKommianisim and the threats that have been disarmed in the area. But then she started to speak of the new foreign policy idea procaimed by Pataari Trade Master 1. The visual then showed a group of veiled people sitting around another veiled person that seemed to be missing an arm. The one armed Trade Master spoke and subtitles into Wysterian Common were quickly running along the bottom of the screen. "Our nation has greatly prospered under the will of ZaKommia, be have prospered from Pоdsobyakh Ulanpataaru and the filth of Obsаtyanoru. I am proud that we have no communist curs even close to the power of a street beggar in our glorious nation. But keeping within Wysteria can only limit the amount in which we prosper. We must expand once again to the entire world, and I pledge that The Greater Democratic Republic of the Pataari People shall flourish under my will. Any foreign nation may seek council with the Pataari trade masters, and we hope they do."

The figure sat onto a chair and the video stopped and transitioned back to the view of the newscaster who continued the news to tell of the sudden overpopulation of wild dogs, and the coincidental burst in Pataari food production.

The news flashed back on to two veiled faces sitting at a desk, the one on the left with a masculine voice started speaking and the subtitles started to roll, he spoke
"Today in our glorious nation traitors prooven to have Serbian Soviet Union or the Wolf Hold sympathies were rounded up on the streets of Iyaroak, and some of them were kept alive to be sent to be worked untill they are reformed in Borod Ketul." The screen then transition to a group of veiled faces in a dimly lit room sitting around a central chair. The one one in the chair, apparently Pataari Trade master 13, started to speak with a feminine voice about the apparent horrors of nuclear proliferation. She continued, telling that Ulanpataar has only a small handful of nuclear power plants and had no intention whatsoever to hold a nuclear arsenal. The screen transitioned back and patriotic music started to play.