NationStates Jolt Archive

We are happy to present our hugely public zoo/refuge/animal market on our public island of Yooeaturea. this is a huge island, and the zoo covers the entire island. the zoo is miles long, mostly because of the huge number of varieties of animals there. The creatures are always open for sale, and you can always come here to research our creatures and animals behind bars.

Our stock can go from very low to very high at any time.

Key: Creature name (stock) $Price in USD per creature


Earth Domestic Creatures
Horses (100,000) $2,000
Cattle (400,000) $1,600
Pigs (400,000) $500
Trained Pigeons (10,000,000) $50
Chickens (100,000,000) $20
Rhinos (1,000) $100,000
Elephants (1,000) $500,000
Lions (2,000) $10,000
Rats (1,000,000,000) $2
Anacondas (1,500) $10,000
Grizzly Bears (10,000) $1,000
Black Bears (100,000) $900
Polar Bears (10,000) $15,500
Hunting Hounds (100,000) $100
Plains Monkeys (26) $1,000,000
Camels (1,000) $1,000
Please give us suggestions to go out and find more creatures!

Exotic Legendary/Intergalactic Creatures
European Dragons (100) $1,000,000
Rancors (1,000) $10,000,000
Polar Bear-Dogs (1,000,000) $1,000
Cloned Wooly Mammoths (27) $10,000
Hydras (3) $10,000
Nova Cats (4) $2,000
Archandar Fish (6) $5,000

More to come!

Other
Access to research labs- $100,000,000 and at least one creature contribution
Hybrid Service- order two creatures to be bred together and we will see what we can do. $100,000 to start, $1,000,000 more if succesful

We will buy any of your creatures too! Especially endangered!

Corporate Fax

To the Denecaep Creature Market,

We wish to purchase 100 Devushwhores Vurbatumvacuousous, to use the biologically correct terminology, otherwise known as Red Tailed Gray Eyed Nocturnal Skyfish. We will pay whatever price.

Signed,
Me Iheartmyself
VP in charge of Procurements
James Pharmaceuticals

To: Denecaep creature market

We are willing to sell you a male and female Plains Monkey. This monkey has become endangered and we need as many places to breed as possible. We will give you them for free as long as you give us 25% of males and 50% of females born.

You have a deal United Gordonopia.

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European Dragons (100) $1,000,000

OOC, (IE, am I going to need to kill you?); how intelligent are these dragons? European mythological dragons vary greatly in intelligence (though it's only post-Tolkien that they really start being super-clever, they were still often pretty smart) from bestial to geniuses, after all.

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(IC) To Whom it May Concern, Denecaep

I would like to immediately purchase your complete stock of dragons, for various purpouses related to my business interest and general prestige. Furthermore, as I may require more (though I ask that you not immediately begin producing any more if that is at all possible, as I may be interested in exclusivity), please send me any information you can part with regarding their breeding, as well as general raising and training.

Luinthelë nos Ancalimë,
Archduchess of Saa-Em-Keb
http://www.necrontyr.plus.com/images/luinav.jpg

OOC: These have bestial intelligence, I am not roleplaying extreme fantasy

OOC: These have bestial intelligence, I am not roleplaying extreme fantasy

Very good then. I've thrown up an IC bit anyway; any information about size, appearance, abilities (do they require enormous hordes of gold to sleep on? Can they fly? Under what conditions are they bred, etc etc) would be appreciated, as I'll probably do some roleplaying with them at some point anyway.

They are averaged sized for a dragon, can breathe fire because of a combination of chemicals stored in there lungs, they can fly, two horns, range in color from red to gold to brown, lay eggs in dark caves where they breathe steam to keep them warm, mate by doing tremendous flying dances in the sky. Pretty much a discovery channel dragon.

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OOC: Watching with interest. Certainly could share a thing or two.

ooc: If someone can tell me how to work out my government funds then I'll gladly participate by reserving some of those dragons.

IC: Denecaep Creature Market, the Creatures in your inventory have pirqued our intrest, especialy the European Dragons, while we object to thier labeling as 'animals'

We, the High council of the Dragona empire, would, despite our objection to their labeling, like to reserve a male and female europiean dragon while we sort out the nesecery funds (I.E. find out what they are!!) and will also prepair to send over 3 Hydra (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh161/dragonsclaw56/hydra.jpg) for $8,000 each, 4 Nova cats (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh161/dragonsclaw56/Novacat.jpg) for $1,000 each and 6 Archandar fish (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh161/dragonsclaw56/Archandarfish.jpg) for $3,000 eachto you. Be warned that Hydra and Archandar fish are dangerous carnivours and should be handled with care

Yours
Har'shi Fu
High lord for animal-matters

Denecaep Creature Market.
Thank you for your patience while we gathered our funds, it apears we can definatly afford the two dragons requested, and we would also like to purchase 6 rhinos and 6 elephants

All of that will cost 8,600,000 USD, thank you, they will be sent straight away.

We would also like to buy your offer, which means we will pay you 46,000 USD

We have confirmed that and have wired the payment now. We have dispatched a Garand class cargo ship to the zoo it should arive soon please ensure that all creatures are loaded/ unloaded before it returns. The ship will take our purchases back with it.

Thank you
Regards
High council of the Dragona Empire.

Thank you for doing business with us.

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give it up mate, its not worth it.