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I am now a colony of Zukariaa, Zukariaa wins!

To: Loompastate
From: Chen Law, CoDC
Re: Colony

We propose that you come under our wing. We are a neutral Confederacy of companies, managed collectively by a Confederation Board. You would maintain the same government, but would be required to maintain a neutral foreign policy and to permit member companies of the Confederacy to operate in your state as we do in our other 'client-states': Japan, Brunei, Malaysia, Australia, Papua New Guinea, New Zealand, China, the Philippines, Vietnam and South Korea. As for currency, switch to the USD, the currency we use to set the exchange rates between various company currencies Confederacy-wide.

"That's pretty blatant," Lau said.

"True, though," Chen replied.

"Should you really be leaving it out in the open? It's not like in Hong Kong you'd see places that advertise themselves as 'Triad-controlled'..."

"Is that really the right analogy to be using?"

"Sorry."

"No, serious question."

"I... I can't say."

OOC: Please see my factbook (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=578541) for details.

Ralkovia would be interested in taking your nation as an Allied Protectorate and not as a colony. You would be privileged to become part of a huge network of allies and powerful nations and hopefully gain contacts with these large nations.

To outline privileges include-

Strong Currency
New Trade Connections
New Allies
Large Infastructure programs
Grants to Ralkovian lands
Titles of nobility
Ralkovian and allied military benefits
And Joint Government control.

Should you join us your status in the world will be changed and you will join the elite few nations. Ralkovia would be proud to lead your great nation to its apex. We are quite experienced in national matters and have existed for almost 6 millenia.

Please consider are offer.

(Defense just so you know real life nations don't exist. And Korea and New Zealand are ralkovian land.)

To: Loompastate Government
Fr: Commonwealth of Free United States, Department of State

The Commonwealth has recieved your request and would like to offer your nation Protectorate status within the CFUS. As a protectorate, local laws and government would remain unaffected, though free trade between both nations would be exchanged, as well as your nation recieving seats in the Congress of Soviets. Though we are not as strong as some nations, we are in no way weak, and have been involved in many worldly peacekeeping missions. Your nation would also benefit from the protection of the Commonwealth Defense Force.

Secretary of State, CFUS,
Hon. Yvgenni Breshnye

The Great People's Republic of Falkasia would greatly be interested in "acquiring" your nation and making it a protectorate of our fine and prosperous state. There wil lbe no concession required, save a simple agreement to the Falkasian constitution and permission to construct military bases on your land. Now, you might be curious as to what benefits Falkasia can provide to you as a Protectorate State. We can assure you that your people will reach a quality or living, not only in their private lives, but at work as well that they have never seen before. Our economy is incredible, and we'd be willing to help make your's the same. Furthermore, becoming a protectorate woudlg rant you access to free orders from our largest and most famous defense corporation, Universal Defense (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=562853). Finally, you'd be given access to Falkasian resources, military support in times of crisis, various government benefit programs, and momentary aid as soon as this is accepted. Please, if you have any questions or concerns, feel free to contact us!

OOC: How hard is it understand regional - or even national - discontinuity Ralky?

Loompastate has made some bad decisions, and cannot support itself. We are looking for a nation willing to take us in as a colony. Whoever seems the best fit, I will accept. Once I have accepted a nation as my ruler, I will change my currency. I will then telegram your nation to verify me being a colony.

Official Reply

TO: Loompastate
FROM: The United Republic of Anagonia

Your requests has intrigued us. We offer you full Protectorate Status, which is the same as a Colony, but with a few exceptions. Unlike other responders to your call, we have no interests in interfering with your Sovereign Government and Affairs. All we require is that you send Senators to represent your nation to the Grand Senate of the United Republic to allow Anagonia a proper decision making course with your Peoples interests in its heart. Your economy will benefit from ours, and your infrastructure will be repaired as our Military services your national construction efforts. You will be protected, and no one will have any reason to come after you with the arm of Anagonia surrounding you.

But, of course, this is your decision. Other nations might interest you and we leave the decision to you. Anagonia is a gracious place to live, and our People would consider your people like Brethren should you accept. I promise that no matter you decision, Anagonia will always look kindly upon your nation.

With due respect,
Caster Oblivion
Acting Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

(Its in the rules the first part about real life countries. However thats not really a problem I usually manipulate that to my will. Secondly, I was being sarcastic as in "You can't have them blah blah blah."

It really is funny that you guys are pretty much ganging up on me. If you guys really want to play that way....well then I am more than happy to begin my little war against ODECON. You will soon find out just how much of a menace I can be...

And laugh it up, I know you will but I have a new capability. And I have some new things...new weapons...new allies...new strategies...and new logistics. And I shall make sure that not even the great and mighty ODECON will survive.

Your alliance has become nothing but a corrupted arrogant group of nobodies. Post this on your site and laugh it up as hard as you can because you won't be laughing for much longer.

I don't need to win....I don't need to tie...and I can't lose...So enjoy, my armies will be marching soon enough and not even a huge alliance can stand against a G-d and his armies.

"Those who find themselves at the top, have only one place to go."
- Emperor Raskov )

ooc: you're having a pissing contest over Loompastate...? Really? wow...

Ooc: Wow. (http://philipscheel.net/facepalm.jpg)

( F.U.S, this goes more than a way back.)

OOC: Please, all sides stow the flaming and stop derailing Loompa's thread.

OOC: Ralk, see your PMs. Also, how is multiple competing bids a sign of ODECON ganging up on you?

OOC: Please, all sides stow the flaming and stop derailing Loompa's thread.
ooc: omg, that's it. if he becomes my protectorate, i'm dubbing it 'Loompa-land'


not really, Loompastate, j/k

ooc: omg, that's it. if he becomes my protectorate, i'm dubbing it 'Loompa-land'


not really, Loompastate, j/k

OOC:

You are indeed twisted. Haha, j/k. Seriously, let's stow this OOC until he gets a proper chance to respond.

RAGE (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/RAGE)snip

You're not Alexander (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Unwarranted_self-importance), sorry. You're more like a fourteen-year-old Idi Amin that gets picked on at school.

Sometimes even I wonder why I support a closed region, and then I read another of your posts.

I want to be a colony, not a protectorate. I am not getting any appropriate offers. I WANT to be controlled. You can completely control me, just please no crazy taxes!

(Actually I'm seventeen, I'm jewish, I lived in Israel, and I am joining IDF as soon as possible but for now I am living in America. [dual citizenship FTW]

Jeuna, you have no involvement in these matters in the least bit. I would leave before you get involved in something that you shouldn't be involved in.

And BTW I'm the kid who picks on the others. I'm also aggressive in all sense of the word...)

Loompastate, after further reviews of your case we would offer you first time membership to the newly creats RACS. Ralkovian Allied Colony System, under RACS you would be absorbed into the ralkovian empire and share in the wealth. Your country will exist as its own state but with a ralkovian government that would control you.

OOC: Give me a second to make a post but I'd be up for being your colony.

posting in epic thread.

I think Loompastate wants to be someone else's colony, New Greston...

(Actually I'm seventeen, I'm jewish, I lived in Israel, and I am joining IDF as soon as possible but for now I am living in America. [dual citizenship FTW]

Jeuna, you have no involvement in these matters in the least bit. I would leave before you get involved in something that you shouldn't be involved in.

And BTW I'm the kid who picks on the others. I'm also aggressive in all sense of the word...)

The big, strapping man is gonna be an Internet tough guy and frighten me off with his impressive display of badassery. I'm right quaking as I sit. Please, somebody, get me a damn aspirin before I die of a heart attack. I might even have to buy a dog.

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/zukariaa.jpg
TO: Ralkovia
FROM: His Majesty By the Grace of the Gods Emperor Conrad II
RE: Stand Down

For so long have the words of nations been made worthless by the similarly worthless lives and actions of those who speak for them. Not in many years have I read through another nation’s arrogant posturing and felt such revilement towards the man who struck them to paper. Not until I read the words a one ‘Emperor Raskov’ who gives himself such a title without an Empire to rule. Not for some time have I read such stupidity as someone claiming to command the power of Gods themselves.

Mr. Raskov, not Emperor, I must say that I have not been so amused in some time. Your silly self-proclaimed power is worthless to anyone who can logically infer anything from a situation, of course, but I still find that it insults my intelligence. I can’t have that. Mr. Raskov, you will lay down your claim to Loompastate immediately or risk insulting me. You wouldn’t want that, would you?

Of course not, because if you insult me I will skin you alive and bury your nation under the treads of war. If you refuse my generousness, you will not have a paltry tract of land to claim as your empire, so please do the right thing. Loompastate will be a colony of Zukariaa or not a colony at all.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Humhum/lolz/kaiser_konrad_ii_profile.png
SIGNED,
By the Grace of the Gods His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II
Emperor of Zukariaa,
Emperor of Arterusia,
Emperor of Seseer,
Emperor of Demoras,
Emperor of Atomicos,
Emperor of Zukariaan Negroland,
King of Aiur,
Duke of Taradoxica,
Baron of Kaiserberg,
Head of the House of the Aiurii,
Descended of the Gods Themselves,
32nd Sovereign Ruler of Zukariaa,
Licensed Barber

Ahem.

His Imperial Majesty, By the Grace of His Own Damn Self, The Supreme Glorious Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon and the Universe, Ruler of All Things, Master of the Lower Animals, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Enemies, He Who Makes The Sun Rise In The Morning, Leveler of Mountains, Graham's Number Given Physical Form speaks!

Ah - see? That's how you do it, world. Just offer to become a colony of the Empire. Of course we accept Loompastate's offer; we can assure Loompastate that it will not regret this, for it shall be spared the horrendous fate awaiting every other nation in the universe, whose cities shall be unmercifully gutted and burned, whose poor misguided citizens shall be slain in such quantities that their corpses are most useful as currency, whose very geography shall be destroyed and caused to sink into the sea; for all the nations of the world shall be as a single grain of wheat before the unyielding scythe of the Imperial legions when they begin their bloodsoaked conquest of the world. Muahahahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahaha. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

His Imperial Majesty, By the Grace of His Own Damn Self, The Supreme Glorious Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon and the Universe, Ruler of All Things, Master of the Lower Animals, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Enemies, He Who Makes The Sun Rise In The Morning, Leveler of Mountains, Graham's Number Given Physical Form has spoken! All hail His Imperial Majesty, By the Grace of His Own Damn Self, The Supreme Glorious Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon and the Universe, Ruler of All Things, Master of the Lower Animals, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Enemies, He Who Makes The Sun Rise In The Morning, Leveler of Mountains, Graham's Number Given Physical Form!

[OOC: :P]

I want to be a colony, not a protectorate. I am not getting any appropriate offers. I WANT to be controlled. You can completely control me, just please no crazy taxes!

Official Reply

TO: Loompastate
FROM: The United Republic of Anagonia

Due to your insistence and upon agreement with this reply the United Republic of Anagonia hereby ANNEXES the Nation of Loompasate to be USED as a Forward Military Outpost wherein all Peoples shall continue be fairly represented through a Puppet State installed by Anagonian Officials therein forbidding the raising of Taxes of any sort.

Thank you,
Caster Oblivion
Acting Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

Official Communique

The Federated Empire would be proud to integrate Loompastate into our burgeoning commonwealth. We would like to offer our peaceful annexation of The Far Echo Islands (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=538646) as proof that the transition of power will go smoothly and without incident.

Contact us at your earliest convenience.

Respectfully,
Dr. Julius Leander Hodz,
First Minister of the Federated Empire of Akimonad

P.S.: Emporer Raskov of Ralkovia, we have reserved a seat in the corner and a dunce cap for your personal use.

Zukariaa wins! Finally someone assertive!

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TO: Ralkovia
FROM: His Majesty By the Grace of the Gods Emperor Conrad II
RE: Stand Down

For so long have the words of nations been made worthless by the similarly worthless lives and actions of those who speak for them. Not in many years have I read through another nation’s arrogant posturing and felt such revilement towards the man who struck them to paper. Not until I read the words a one ‘Emperor Raskov’ who gives himself such a title without an Empire to rule. Not for some time have I read such stupidity as someone claiming to command the power of Gods themselves.

Mr. Raskov, not Emperor, I must say that I have not been so amused in some time. Your silly self-proclaimed power is worthless to anyone who can logically infer anything from a situation, of course, but I still find that it insults my intelligence. I can’t have that. Mr. Raskov, you will lay down your claim to Loompastate immediately or risk insulting me. You wouldn’t want that, would you?

Of course not, because if you insult me I will skin you alive and bury your nation under the treads of war. If you refuse my generousness, you will not have a paltry tract of land to claim as your empire, so please do the right thing. Loompastate will be a colony of Zukariaa or not a colony at all.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Humhum/lolz/kaiser_konrad_ii_profile.png
SIGNED,
By the Grace of the Gods His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II
Emperor of Zukariaa,
Emperor of Arterusia,
Emperor of Seseer,
Emperor of Demoras,
Emperor of Atomicos,
Emperor of Zukariaan Negroland,
King of Aiur,
Duke of Taradoxica,
Baron of Kaiserberg,
Head of the House of the Aiurii,
Descended of the Gods Themselves,
32nd Sovereign Ruler of Zukariaa,
Licensed Barber

(You do realize that what I said was OOC? and I would say "bring it" depending on your response to realizing that what I said was OOC.

And yes I do own an Empire, since I control quite a few nations(3) and I have plenty of colonies. Zukariaa, while I would cede you Loompastate for now if he should chose me, I have the means to make war and tie or win. I cannot afford to waste time fighting you while ODECON still breathes. I must make haste if all should go according to plan.


Also I love that Mr. Raskov, not emperor, part. I read that over and I laughed. That was good. If my Emperor should have received that he would have gone berserk in rage. :)

Well then good luck to you loompastate. Zukariaa you have bested me but I have got what was needed out of this thread without the benefit of a new colony added in. I bid you ado.

And one question does your name have anything to do with Avatar: TLA or is Zukariaa just something you created?)

Zukariaa wins! Finally someone assertive!

His Imperial Majesty, By the Grace of His Own Damn Self, The Supreme Glorious Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon and the Universe, Ruler of All Things, Master of the Lower Animals, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Enemies, He Who Makes The Sun Rise In The Morning, Leveler of Mountains, Graham's Number Given Physical Form speaks!

Oh come on. I don't get points for posting it just a couple of seconds too late? Laaaame.

Loompastate is now at the top of the Emperor's Big List Of Places To Destroy. May whatever gods you pray to have mercy on you for we shall have none. (That's such a classic line. It's one of those lines that will never go out of style, like "You have failed me for the last time, minion!", and "No! This cannot be! I am invincible!")

His Imperial Majesty, By the Grace of His Own Damn Self, The Supreme Glorious Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon and the Universe, Ruler of All Things, Master of the Lower Animals, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Enemies, He Who Makes The Sun Rise In The Morning, Leveler of Mountains, Graham's Number Given Physical Form has spoken! All hail His Imperial Majesty, By the Grace of His Own Damn Self, The Supreme Glorious Emperor of Vojvodina-Nihon and the Universe, Ruler of All Things, Master of the Lower Animals, Destroyer of Worlds, Slayer of Enemies, He Who Makes The Sun Rise In The Morning, Leveler of Mountains, Graham's Number Given Physical Form!

Zukariaa wins! Finally someone assertive!

Reply

To: Loompastate
From: The United Republic of Anagonia

Due to the fact you resist our proclamation of Annexation of your land, which was rightfully stated and any statement beforehand considering to be null and void, your nation and people will be militarily invaded either with weapons of mass destruction for the amusement of our populace or for the benefit of training our rookie soldiers.

You will, in due time, watch as your children are killed in cold blood. Your women paraded in your streets for the satisfaction of our men. Your men slaughtered in extensive executions and burnt alive as they're dying corpses run around for the benefit of our laughing men and women of the Anagonian Armed Forces. And, most of all, we kill your kittens. Yes, I said kittens. Every damn kitten and puppy we see, we shall kill!

Good day!
Caster Oblivion
Acting Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

OOC:

Lol. This thread is epic.

(You do realize that what I said was OOC? and I would say "bring it" depending on your response to realizing that what I said was OOC.

And yes I do own an Empire, since I control quite a few nations(3) and I have plenty of colonies. Zukariaa, while I would cede you Loompastate for now if he should chose me, I have the means to make war and tie or win. I cannot afford to waste time fighting you while ODECON still breathes. I must make haste if all should go according to plan.


Also I love that Mr. Raskov, not emperor, part. I read that over and I laughed. That was good. If my Emperor should have received that he would have gone berserk in rage. :)

Well then good luck to you loompastate. Zukariaa you have bested me but I have got what was needed out of this thread without the benefit of a new colony added in. I bid you ado.

And one question does your name have anything to do with Avatar: TLA or is Zukariaa just something you created?)

D:< (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d3/Internettoughkid.jpg)

Reply

To: Loompastate
From: The United Republic of Anagonia

Due to the fact you resist our proclamation of Annexation of your land, which was rightfully stated and any statement beforehand considering to be null and void, your nation and people will be militarily invaded either with weapons of mass destruction for the amusement of our populace or for the benefit of training our rookie soldiers.

You will, in due time, watch as your children are killed in cold blood. Your women paraded in your streets for the satisfaction of our men. Your men slaughtered in extensive executions and burnt alive as they're dying corpses run around for the benefit of our laughing men and women of the Anagonian Armed Forces. And, most of all, we kill your kittens. Yes, I said kittens. Every damn kitten and puppy we see, we shall kill!

Good day!
Caster Oblivion
Acting Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

OOC:

Lol. This thread is epic.

Reply

To: Anagonia
From: The Federated Empire of Akimonad

no u

Dr. Julius Leander Hodz
Lord Protector of the Federated Empire of Akimonad

Loompastate is now at the top of the Emperor's Big List Of Places To Destroy. May whatever gods you pray to have mercy on you for we shall have none. (That's such a classic line. It's one of those lines that will never go out of style, like "You have failed me for the last time, minion!", and "No! This cannot be! I am invincible!")



(I have a big book of those classic lines that I love to use.
*looks at book*

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

That's "adieu", you scumsucking parasite.

Reply

To: Anagonia
From: The Federated Empire of Akimonad

no u

Dr. Julius Leander Hodz
Lord Protector of the Federated Empire of Akimonad

To: The Federate Empire of Akimonad
From: The United Republic of Anagonia

No, you. Times infinity.

Thank you,
Caster Oblivion
Acting Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/zukariaa.jpg
TO: Loompastate
FROM: His Majesty By the Grace of the Gods Emperor Conrad II
RE: Huzzah!

I was most certain that you would see the wisdom of my words and ignore the failings of Ralkovian-Mistress Raskov. Zukariaan officials and military elements will begin moving into Loompastate immediately to ease the transition of Zukariaanification. We thank you for choosing to give up your liberty in favor of being the newest addition to the vast Zukariaan Empire. Have a nice day.

As for the United Republic of Anagonia; no u.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Humhum/lolz/kaiser_konrad_ii_profile.png
SIGNED,
By the Grace of the Gods His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II
Emperor of Zukariaa,
Emperor of Arterusia,
Emperor of Seseer,
Emperor of Demoras,
Emperor of Atomicos,
Emperor of Zukariaan Negroland,
Overlord of Loompastate,
King of Aiur,
Duke of Taradoxica,
Baron of Kaiserberg,
Head of the House of the Aiurii,
Descended of the Gods Themselves,
32nd Sovereign Ruler of Zukariaa,
Licensed Barber

OOC - Anagonia, get on IRC. XD Ralkovia; I've never heard of Avatar: TLA. Sounds like it must suck.

(I have a big book of those classic lines that I love to use.
*looks at book*

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

Actually, the Big No has been out of favour for a while now. Go back and watch Star Wars Episode III, you'll see what I mean.

As for the kids tossing insults.... you know, they don't even do that on the General Forum anymore. And when you're being compared negatively to the General Forum, it's a sign that maybe it's time to turn off the computer and go do something more productive, like learning projectile vomiting or reading a household appliance manual.

I cannot afford to waste time fighting you while ODECON still breathes. I must make haste if all should go according to plan.

OOC: Come now, if you want to threaten us, at least do it convincingly...

D:< (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d3/Internettoughkid.jpg)

( Eat poison and stop wasting government money. Your country needs it. (http://s160.photobucket.com/albums/t180/arrondock/?action=view&current=poster36961164.jpg)


And Lei, I don't really need to make convincing threats. I just need to give you a warning.)

To: The Federate Empire of Akimonad
From: The United Republic of Anagonia

No, you. Times infinity.

Thank you,
Caster Oblivion
Acting Chief Governor of the United Republic of Anagonia

frum: dokter hawdz

i fier 9001 missilez at ur base

post lossez

Zukariaa;14463382']http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/zukariaa.jpg
TO: Loompastate
FROM: His Majesty By the Grace of the Gods Emperor Conrad II
RE: Huzzah!

I was most certain that you would see the wisdom of my words and ignore the failings of Ralkovian-Mistress Raskov. Zukariaan officials and military elements will begin moving into Loompastate immediately to ease the transition of Zukariaanification. We thank you for choosing to give up your liberty in favor of being the newest addition to the vast Zukariaan Empire. Have a nice day.

As for the United Republic of Anagonia; no u.

http://www.maj.com/gallery/Humhum/lolz/kaiser_konrad_ii_profile.png
SIGNED,
By the Grace of the Gods His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II
Emperor of Zukariaa,
Emperor of Arterusia,
Emperor of Seseer,
Emperor of Demoras,
Emperor of Atomicos,
Emperor of Zukariaan Negroland,
Overlord of Loompastate,
King of Aiur,
Duke of Taradoxica,
Baron of Kaiserberg,
Head of the House of the Aiurii,
Descended of the Gods Themselves,
32nd Sovereign Ruler of Zukariaa,
Licensed Barber

OOC - Anagonia, get on IRC. XD Ralkovia; I've never heard of Avatar: TLA. Sounds like it must suck.

OOC: I'm on there, lol! You win! I give, I give.

Actually, the Big No has been out of favour for a while now. Go back and watch Star Wars Episode III, you'll see what I mean.

As for the kids tossing insults.... you know, they don't even do that on the General Forum anymore. And when you're being compared negatively to the General Forum, it's a sign that maybe it's time to turn off the computer and go do something more productive, like learning projectile vomiting or reading a household appliance manual.

( NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that can't be. When did they get rid of the big no. It was my favorite thing. Well at least the "No, this can't be, I'm invincible" is still in favor. Oh well.

Also couldn't you have told me a few minutes ago. I would have needed to make that Dirty Tactic poster. Man. Nihon you're so LAZY. TYPE FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!)

OOC: XD Nice one Ralky.

As for the kids tossing insults.... you know, they don't even do that on the General Forum anymore.

And here I was thinking it was still a cancer. gj waky pakis

Oh well, maybe I did go over the line. I feel a remarkable lack of compassion however.

Didn't Eve do a Big No in that one scene?

Zukariaa;14463382']OOC - Anagonia, get on IRC. XD Ralkovia; I've never heard of Avatar: TLA. Sounds like it must suck.

(It was a good show, it was on nick. One of the characters is named Zuko, Zukariaa sounds like something of a derivative. For example, I get ralkovia off of Morskoj from Chomehounds, don't ask how.)

And here I was thinking it was still a cancer. gj waky pakis

Oh well, maybe I did go over the line. I feel a remarkable lack of compassion however.

Didn't Eve do a Big No in that one scene?

(Spending to much time on the internet makes you feel that way. I lost most of my sanity being rick rolled.

"Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you")

Also couldn't you have told me a few minutes ago. I would have needed to make that Dirty Tactic poster. Man. Nihon you're so LAZY. TYPE FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!)
While it would be absolutely hilarious (that is, not very hilarious at all) to put off posting this until tomorrow morning, I have no doubt that this thread will be locked by then, rendering it kind of pointless.


Oh well, maybe I did go over the line. I feel a remarkable lack of compassion however.

It's hard to feel anything for a bunch of words and a little avatar graphic (which is what all of us are, essentially). I'm always mystified by the people who get into drawn-out flame wars over them. Oh well, internet is serious business, thanks for playing, etc.

Eve who? Eve Online? Or the one with Adam? <.<

It's hard to feel anything for a bunch of words and a little avatar graphic (which is what all of us are, essentially). I'm always mystified by the people who get into drawn-out flame wars over them. Oh well, internet is serious business, thanks for playing, etc.

Eve who? Eve Online? Or the one with Adam? <.<

In Wall-E, where...Well, I dunno if I ought to spoil the details. So yeah (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoYeah).

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Mutualismo.svg/120px-Mutualismo.svg.png
Anarchist Confederacy International

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3008/diplonettd1.jpg


From Cecily Lockhelm, Third Spanish head of States, regarding nations which go at each throats for an insignificant piece of land

Once it has been suggested by the people a suitable death for some of the worst scum we have managed to subdue: rapists, child-killers, slavers and the likes, and thus I have personally thrown four of them into a large pit, and left them to starve for four days, for considering all the misery and suffering they have provoked, they certainly deserved worse. Just to reaffirm they were worth nothing, after four days I returned with a huge, tasty, roasted calf steak in my hands, and threw it into the pit.

What does it have to do with the subject at hand, is the question that I presume to be asked. The fact is, something I believed impossible happened to my eyes, as the four scums have shared the steak among themselves instead of jumping at each throats for such essential need for whichever hope of survival they still had. They have starved for four days, with no water but that of the rainfall in the place, and yet they have managed to behaved humane and logically, for they stood better chances of surviving, no matter how slim they seemed to be, united rather than divided. Thus even after all they did, they have cooperated among themselves to survive instead of competing. I couldn't just turn back and let them die after seeing it, and thus I argued for days with the the people of the Confederacy to convince them that they should be exiled from the Confederacy and given another chance in the Algerian Communes, where the local Muslim traditions would certainly give them a swift end should they decide to make the same brutalities again.

Now, what surprises me over all of this, is that so many of so-called civilized nations, which unlike these perhaps reformed heinous criminals which had the seldom privilege of a second chance, certainly are not starving and at the brink of an economic collapse, have acted with the same savagery of alpha wolves which urines have overlapped when they marked their territory, over a small piece of land that is entirely overshadowed by their already existing territories. It thus becomes saddening how obvious it is that at any moment, wars could be declared not due to oil, wealth, gold, faith or ideologies, but over the vanity of statesmen whose egos must be continually massaged by the acquisition of new territory, now matter how irrelevant such territory could be for the greater, strategic picture.

I hope that one day reason shall overcome vanity and nations will behave more reasonably than heinous criminals. And if wars must still be fought due to human ambition, at least they should be fought over prizes worth to fight for rather than as an appetizer for insatiable egos. Until then, at least some civilizations will do their part and even if they act as imperialists, they won't risk wars over what isn't worth, and reason is the first step in the long road to peace.

Attentiously
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Cecily Lockhelm
Head of State, freelance vigilante and military advisor

It really is funny that you guys are pretty much ganging up on me. If you guys really want to play that way....well then I am more than happy to begin my little war against ODECON. You will soon find out just how much of a menace I can be...

And laugh it up, I know you will but I have a new capability. And I have some new things...new weapons...new allies...new strategies...and new logistics. And I shall make sure that not even the great and mighty ODECON will survive.

OOC: What in God's name are you talking about--how does this have anything to do with the thread?

( Because you annoy me. Do I need a reason for unconditional hatred or do you have to peg some sort of sanity on me.)

( Because you annoy me. Do I need a reason for unconditional hatred or do you have to peg some sort of sanity on me.)

OOC: Well yes, actually, you sort of need a reason to hate someone. Especially considering the fact that we have very little IC animosity.

(OOC: This thread has managed to sum up nearly all that is wrong within II RPing.)

(My country is led by a paranoid loony. He tried to pass laws to close bathrooms from 10am to 5pm Just to fuck with people.

I don't need a real good reason. However I could if you wanted.)

(OOC: Ralkovia, you shouldn't give free entertainment to all the purveyors of Internet Drama and LULZ around. Forget this thread, play a videogame or do something you will enjoy rather than this. You won't regret ignoring this thread )