Declaration of War from Loompastate!1!1!!
Loompastate
31-01-2009, 05:42
Loompastate is awesome, do not deny it
:eek:;):(:p:tongue::hail:
We will do world conquest, and start by destroying bad liberal countries. We must destroy all liberals!!! Join the cause! We will begin by destroying Denecaep and Friedfroglegtopia, because they are most pathetic and horible of all!
If you will join the cause, we will give you a gazillion dollars, and bombs.
Conserative Morality
31-01-2009, 05:43
OOC: Read the stickies.
OOC: three words: read the stickies.
Heirosoloa
31-01-2009, 05:44
[OoC; Is this f'real or just trolling? I'm going to go guess trolling >.>]
Chazakain
31-01-2009, 05:44
One word
link (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994)
Loompastate
31-01-2009, 05:45
Whats trolling? and what does ooc meen? We loompastatans consider ooc to be an insult!!!
OOC = Out of Character.
In Character = IC
IC
Response from Lynion
We won't yeild or accept your nation is awesome.
Conserative Morality
31-01-2009, 05:47
Whats trolling? and what does ooc meen? We loompastatans consider ooc to be an insult!!!
OOC= Out of character. Trolling is being an idiot on purpose, just to annoy people. I don't think you're trolling, just not used to Roleplaying.
Denecaep
31-01-2009, 05:50
OOC: As the past members have told you, read the stickies.
Denecaep wonders why you chose us of all nations to declare war upon? We will spare you for now, but you need to learn to RP first.
Heirosoloa
31-01-2009, 05:56
[OoC; Why do new countries like declaring war on Denecaep. Anyways, since not even I know Friedfroglegtopia, I suspect this is an older player pretending to be a n00b, for amusement and such. But then again, I could just be incredibly stupid and oblivious.
But if you are an older player, I'm on to you >:]
Neeheehee.]
Loompastate
31-01-2009, 05:57
We shall kill Denecaep for having high taxes!!! MWUHAHAHAHA
Loompastate says that they shall not be called a troll, and so declares war on heirosoloa!!!
Loompastate presses a big button that makes heirsosola blow up! We will kill you next Denecaep, and you cannot stop it!!! We shall make the world assmbly blow up, and then rule the world and make everyone give us a zillion dollars at our feet.
I checked compas to international incidants, and it says that I can declare war to get more land, so I win, and YOU need to read the stickies!!!
OOC: Ohh boy...nobody cares about WA in the II. You need to read the stickies and there's no way of winning Nationstates.
Denecaep
31-01-2009, 06:00
First Al Quidah, now this? Why DOES every new country declare war on me?
OOC: Heirosoloa, just checking, you are not loompastate are you?
OOC: Hehehe, I'm happy it hasn't happened to me yet.
Denecaep
31-01-2009, 06:05
OOC: Hehehe, I'm happy it hasn't happened to me yet.
OOC: Emphasis on YET
OOC: If it makes you happy, I'll give you 5 Lymaxs every time a newbie declares war on me.
Imperial isa
31-01-2009, 06:08
ooc *yawn* not this again
Leistung
31-01-2009, 06:08
OOC: If you're going to troll, at least do it well...
Nova Nippon
31-01-2009, 06:09
OOC: Why am I hearing Another One Bites The Dust- in regards to said n00b of course.
Some one put it out of it's misery.
"Hey! Ya, you, n00b, read the blinkin stickies, and a few rp's before thinking yourself fit to post here."
Denecaep
31-01-2009, 06:10
Can we let the thread die now, I think he is gone
Macgruber
31-01-2009, 06:11
I think he is just a little slow, not gone.
The_ _World
31-01-2009, 06:12
Official Diplomatic Communique
From, the the Republic of the_ _World, Department of Foreign Affairs
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8393/diplobanneraf8.png
To the Leader(s) of Loompastate,
We regret to inform you that, you are not, as you assert, awesome. We in fact, deny that you are awesome. The people of the_World are in agreement, that your idol threats, are just that, idol, and completely lacking backing. While we do not deny the fact that you have gazillions dollars, and bombs. We have found those dollars to be worth less than the material they are printed on, and the bombs to be made of water and balloons. Therefore, we warn you to drop your unwise assertions, before we feel necessary to bring the full might of the_ _World down upon you, personally, as we understand that your poor people, are obviously unable, or unwilling to see your obvious mental handicap.
Signed,
Alfred A. Jones
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
The Republic of the_ _World
Heirosoloa
31-01-2009, 06:18
[OoC; No Denecaep. I do not like to randomly blow myself up. So that would knock me out.
Darn, someone actually declared war on me.
Well then.
-Is not blown up-
Go read the stickies or leave/die/be invaded/nukespam'd.]
Denecaep
31-01-2009, 16:23
OOC: Heirosoloa, loompastate keeps telegramming me strange things... He keeps saying that you are his ruler now? wha?
101st paratroopers
31-01-2009, 17:40
ooc: He is a noob, now could anyone tell me why all the noob's first posts are 1 out of 10 declaring war?
Falkasia
31-01-2009, 17:50
OOC: No kidding, lol. More like 7/10 though. Loompastate, please read the stickies, or you'll met a similar fate that the dreaded word; and I hate to say it, Canedian Army and Roef did.
101st paratroopers
31-01-2009, 17:52
ooc: is Canedian, or Rhio black Islands still alive by anychance?
Falkasia
31-01-2009, 17:55
OOC: Nope, niether of them are. Roef (Canedian Army) occasionally comes on once in a while.