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A few years after Macgruber had a run in with Al Quidah they never had a day where revenge wasn't a topic. Due to the WMDs the nation holds, we believe that a small psychotic dictator does not have the right to hold theses weapons and there for will remove them for the country for the sake of the free world.


A fleet of 180 large troop carriers, 70 battleships , 40 aircraft carriers and 30 destroyers move swiftly across the deep dark sea. overhead 100 C-17s ,100 Hercules and 50 B-52s air guarded by hundreds of fighters fly straight towards Al Quidah. The plan is to move fast towards the capital and other major cities and by capturing them, force the removal of theses weapons from there country forever. The bulk of the Al Quidah military is excepted to be lost during the war. Over 600,000 Macgruber soldiers and 150,000 Marines are taking part so far. All 750,000 men are ready to once again kill on foreign soil.

To: the nation of Macgruber
From: United Gordonopia

Hello again. It seems as though we may be once again fighting the same enemy. Right now, Al Quidah is attempting to hijack one of our planes. Several armed gunman are aboard a civillian flight, and are attempting to take control. So far, the pilot has kept the cockpit closed. If there is anything that we can do, please tell us.

[OoC; Expect an IC post soon. But I want to avoid having 7 massive countries ganging up on him. Then he'll just ignore. Anyone want to post an opposition to the invasion? I'd do it if no one else will, but it would be rebels, while my main force invades.]

To: United Gordonopia
From: Macgruber
Hello, The only thing i really need is about 500,000 more troops as support. I suggest with the hijacking to not give him the satisfaction of taking (He will blow it up, its like him to do that.) the plane and just blow it up with a missile strike.

Al Quidah should really have a Ally....

To: Macgruber
From: Gordonopia

We are already sending one fighter to blast the plane out of the sky. We also have the pilots assurance that if anything happens before the plane arrives, he will crash it into the ocean.

We can spare 400,000 troops (of the 6th and 9th armies). We can also send a carrier squadron.

OOC: How about you spell Al-Qaeda right?

OOC: You seem to be forgeting that my nation aswell as Bohovia already invaded and conquered Al-Quidah.

What more is there to do to Al-Quidah?My troops are stationed there and I made half the country a colony.The other half is run by Bohovia.

Anghele has 570.000 men stationed in Al-Quidah along with a variety of military/civilian infrastructures and military equipment.And by the way,Macgruber,we have more planes and ships there than you are sending.

To: United Gordonopia
From: Macgruber
That's excellent. How soon can they be mobilized? Are troops are 200 Klicks away.

OOC: Oh, I was unaware. when was this anyway?

OOC: How about you spell Al-Qaeda right?

ooc how about you do some checking before posting
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=display_nation/nation=al_quidah

OOC: Oh, I was unaware. when was this anyway?

OOC:We have been there since the last threat by Al-Quidah,I invaded him just to make sure he wouldn´t launch anymore nuclear weapons.And I needed some space for arms factories

We are sending 300.000 more men into Al-Quidah.

Next time Al-Quidah gives you trouble,we will find the resistance groups (trouble makers) on our side of the border and eliminate them.If after that he continues to threaten you,simply ignore him.

I have nuked his entire country more than twice.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=579347&highlight=anghele

ooc: wow, so now all your soldiers are either sweating their brains out in HAZMAT suits or dead of the fall out?

OOC:We have been there since the last threat by Al-Quidah,I invaded him just to make sure he wouldn´t launch anymore nuclear weapons.And I needed some space for arms factories

We are sending 300.000 more men into Al-Quidah.

Next time Al-Quidah gives you trouble,we will find the resistance groups (trouble makers) on our side of the border and eliminate them.If after that he continues to threaten you,simply ignore him.

I have nuked his entire country more than twice.

ooc you forget they just ignoring every thing that they done and what you have done

ooc: wow, so now all your soldiers are either sweating their brains out in HAZMAT suits or dead of the fall out?

OOC: Al-Quidah mentioned having shelters,they are operating from within.

The army built tunnels to connect each shelter to another,and we opened up several huge galleries,thus making an underground city.I know it´s a bit farfetched but I never gave it much thought,the arms factories could be undergrond aswell.

ooc: fall out would still kill you.

ooc: fall out would still kill you.

OOC:The original plan was to bombard the entire country and wait for the fallout to clear,and then build my factories and warehouses.I´m considering the warehouses aswell to keep most of my M.A.C stock.Then it would be shipped from Al-Quidah to M.A.C costumers.

When I say that the entire country was bombed,I don´t mean it literally.A part,or several small parts may have been saved from the bombs and subsquent fallout.So it would be in those parts my army would be.

Give me a break will you?I hardly RP,and you speak as if you never made a mistake.If you have any good ideas even if it envolves withdrewing my army because of the fallout(but I still keep the land),please contribute.

OOC: Not this again!

IC: We believe Al Quidah is not longer a nation, It just has terrorists, so Its more like a terrorist name, not a country. Bohovia will be sending 500,000 troops, into where Al Quidah, terrorist are stationed. Are planes are being loaded a we speak.

OOC:The original plan was to bombard the entire country and wait for the fallout to clear,and then build my factories and warehouses.I´m considering the warehouses aswell to keep most of my M.A.C stock.Then it would be shipped from Al-Quidah to M.A.C costumers.

When I say that the entire country was bombed,I don´t mean it literally.A part,or several small parts may have been saved from the bombs and subsquent fallout.So it would be in those parts my army would be.

Give me a break will you?I hardly RP,and you speak as if you never made a mistake.If you have any good ideas even if it envolves withdrewing my army because of the fallout(but I still keep the land),please contribute.

OOC: Rememer, Bohovia owns half of that land, from last me and you attakced them.

IC: We have already hijacked a plane, there is nothing you can do to stop Al-Quidah! We will rule the world (though we have only 2 nuclear weopons left) we have thousands of missile and grenades, we are the biggest terrorist group in the world.

*******Classified*******

Get a long rnage missile, we are shooting 4 into Anghele!

"Yes sir!"

"Launch in 4,3,2,1 LAUCH!"

Time to impact: 34 mins.

I'm invading anyway, stomping out remaining terrorists and taking 1 3rd of the land

OOC: its help if you specify the type of missile

OOC: This is pathetic. Why are people bothering with this?

************Classified********

We are going to lauch a low altidude (harder to track) nuclear missile attack against Macgruber!!, lauch 4 long range missiles at them to!"

"Right away sir!!"

***5 hours later***

Nuke launch in t- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, LAUCH!

Missile lauch in t- 5, 4 ,3 ,2 ,1 LAUNCH!

*Time to impact: 30 minutes*

OOC: its help if you specify the type of missile

OOC: Tomahawk Block IV

OOC: oh well one nuke down, one to go

"Sir, there appears to be 5 missiles heading towards Macgruber. One is coming up as a Nuclear weapon."
"Well, he can try. Ready our missile defenses!"


5 MIM-104 Patriots are launched at the incoming missiles. If that fails when the surviving missiles approach, Sprint missiles will be launched in till all targets are destroyed.

The invasion force reaches the 50 kilometer marker and prepares to land.

OOC: how far away is my country from yours anyway?

OOC: how far away is my country from yours anyway?

OOC: A good 1 hour by plane.

OOC: oh well one nuke down, one to go

"Sir, there appears to be 5 missiles heading towards Macgruber. One is coming up as a Nuclear weapon."
"Well, he can try. Ready our missile defenses!"


5 MIM-104 Patriots are launched at the incoming missiles. If that fails when the surviving missiles approach, Sprint missiles will be launched in till all targets are destroyed.

The invasion force reaches the 50 kilometer marker and prepares to land.

OOC: Keep in mind the missiles and nuke are very low flying (about 200 feet) so It is almost impossible to pick it up on radar.

IC: Time to impact: 3 minutes

The nation of Cuborg missed its previous chance to turn Al Quidah into a lake of irradiated sludge. We will pledge unconditional support to all who oppose them.

OOC: I see where Mac is going with this..... the distance, Al Quidah, what is the distance? And your missiles wouldn't have gone unopposed for 27 minutes...

[OOC:Can we not forget about Al Quidah? Can we?]

OOC: We are invading you, are we not? We would be excepting some missile attack because you do not have any other means of stopping us. so your saying there is no way for any of our radar systems or missile defense systems to pick them up? If the Ships/Fighters didn't pick it up first it would have traveled a maximum 5 minutes before being spotted considering how close my country is to yours. anyway it hasn't been 27 minutes.

[OOC: Aren't current Radar "floors" like 15-30 feet or less above the ground and not 200+ feet up?]

OOC: We are invading you, are we not? We would be excepting some missile attack because you do not have any other means of stopping us. so your saying there is no way for any of our radar systems or missile defense systems to pick them up? If the Ships/Fighters didn't pick it up first it would have traveled a maximum 5 minutes before being spotted considering how close my country is to yours. anyway it hasn't been 27 minutes.

OOC: We are saying it un-likely, and It has been 27 minutes, you can destory a few missiles, but the nuck is going ot be difficult if not impossible to destroy.

Time to impact: 1 minute to mainland

IC: We have already hijacked a plane, there is nothing you can do to stop Al-Quidah! We will rule the world (though we have only 2 nuclear weopons left) we have thousands of missile and grenades, we are the biggest terrorist group in the world.

*******Classified*******

Get a long rnage missile, we are shooting 4 into Anghele!

"Yes sir!"

"Launch in 4,3,2,1 LAUCH!"

Time to impact: 34 mins.

23rd Artillery Regiment:

"Fire the ignore cannon!" said Captain James Brown

The order was given,the 23rd Artillery Regiment fired the massive I.G.N.O.R.E cannon which would blast any of Al-Quidah missiles into oblivion.

OOC:And by the way I have enough satellites (way to many) to stop you from reaching me with any of your "supposed nooks".

I'm invading anyway, stomping out remaining terrorists and taking 1 3rd of the land

As long as your third doesn´t cut into my half,you can have whatever you like.

We are sending 10 additional squadrons of B1B Lancer tactical bombers.Armed with nuclear ordnance.

Half the country is mine.Anghele got there first.End of discussion.

25 minutes of it being fired on. Do the math and it couldn't have been 29 minutes. how could we have possible allowed theses missiles to get over our country. they where first fired at 25 minutes ago and theses missiles coniuted to be fired there shouldn't be any left.

As long as your third doesn´t cut into my half,you can have whatever you like.

We are sending 10 additional squadrons of B1B Lancer tactical bombers.Armed with nuclear ordnance.

Half the country is mine.Anghele got there first.End of discussion.

The other half of the country is Bohovia's we have 600 tanks and over 40,000 soliders lined up at the 2 halves, the other half is Bohovia's. End of it.

(OOC: I thought about another crusade before reading the content of this thread)

Space

The Al-Quidah nukes were spotted by the GWO Strategic Defense System almost instantly after they were launched. ABL systems, coupled with satellite batteries, were prepared to hit the ICBMs with laser accuracy.

Of course, Al-Quidah wasn't a friend at all of the Federation. Therefore, the two ICBMs were to be exposed to the GWOSDS.

To: Al-Quidah
From: Sir Wesley Willis, Head of the GWO Office of Foreign Affairs

You are going to pay for your stupid nukeball, you will be beaten with a broomstick!

((OOC: Wesley Willis - You Fucked That Man's Car Up))

The other half of the country is Bohovia's we have 600 tanks and over 40,000 soliders lined up at the 2 halves, the other half is Bohovia's. End of it.

OOC:It´s just that Anghele has close to 1 million men now stationed in the country.Not to mention that we must have the quadruple regarding the number of armoured cars,aircraft,ships,etc.

**********AN News***************

In a new story, Al Quidah has succesfully launced a nuclear weopon and we have gotten word It hit Macgruber downtown, the missiles were all destroyed, and the nuke was spotted by satellite but NOT hit, damage in Macgruber is estimated in the billions of dollars, we do not now causilty results (OOC: Macgruber needs to make that up). More on this news, as they come to us.

ooc: woh! That is utter god modding right there. Get that on the stickies for godmodding. That just like saying a baby survived a direct hit from a nuke unharmed.

OOC:It´s just that Anghele has close to 1 million men now stationed in the country.Not to mention that we must have the quadruple regarding the number of armoured cars,aircraft,ships,etc.

OOC: Im sorry, we had a deal, when me and you took it over, we each to 50%, witch is still a resonable size to have a million troops.

OOC: Based on the sheer number of SAMs Mac launched at Al-Quidah's five cruise missiles, I think it's safe to say that the missiles would be intercepted safely outside Macgruber. Really safe to say, in fact.

Unless Al-Quidah remembered to turn Invincibility on for his nuclear missile, of course.

ooc: yeah, oh i forgot to say that that baby turned into rambo and flew through the sky and landed in the nuclear base, shot everyone in it and jumped in an oil tank, lighted a cigar, blew the oil tank up, setting off all the other nukes and surviving.

OOC: Cut to slow motion shot of baby walking out of mushroom cloud, holding a bayonetted M16A2 with the 203 grenade launcher. Blood trickling from the scratch he gave himself dry-shaving with a rusty razor... love that movie!!

ooc: And then he steps on a tack and dies.

OOC: oh the tack of death... twist.

OOC: Im sorry, we had a deal, when me and you took it over, we each to 50%, witch is still a resonable size to have a million troops.

OOC: As far as i´m concerned we still have a deal.I don+t know why the hell people still pay attention to Al-Quidah.

OOC: Rightly then... I just figured out this isn't going be a fun thread.

The Missiles where all destroyed before reaching Macgruber. In response a X-51 hypersonic cruise missile at area where the missiles where launched. this was a show of force even though they do not have many of theses expensive missiles. Estimated time to arrival 4 minutes (Yes it does go that fast. it
surprised me at first.)

(OOC: causalities in the 0s) Who thinks this thread is stuipd and pointless. Al Quidah you must learn a little more before we can do this again.

Al Quidah you must learn a little more before we can do this again.

ooc yeah thats not going to happen