Trilobitus
19-01-2009, 04:54
I am from the holy empire of Trilobitus (HET). I am a messenger of Holy Trilobitus, all mighty Lord. In HET, all people believe in Holy Trilobitus, it is our creator; it is our lord on heaven. You know, in the heaven of Trilobitus, there are 72 androgynous trilobites awaits its pious believer. What a greeting!
You lost nautilus, I would like to share our gospel of Holy Trilobitus spirit with you. Wish the true Trilobitus touches every single country and save us all.
First of all, I would show you the real Genesis here. Let us pray. http://www.qsng.cn/uploadFiles/2006-04/1143962952671.jpg
1.In the beginning Holy Trilobitus created the Universe.
2.Singular point was chaotic and empty, all physical laws were inapplicability.
3.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
4.Holy Trilobitus saw that the light was good; It set velocity of light on 299,792,458m/s, and made this velocity never change.
5.Holy Trilobitus separated the light from the darkness. It called the light of wavelength between 0.77~0.39μm "eyeable", and called the light of other wavelength range "sightless". And there was evening, and there was morning--the first day.
6.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let there be air between the waters to separate water from water."
7.So Holy Trilobitus made the air and separated the water under the air from the water above it. And it was so.
8.Holy Trilobitus put 21% oxygen, 78% nitrogen, some CO2 and other things into air. He called the stratosphere and troposphere "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning--the second day.
9.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." It shaped each dry ground figure and geologic features, pretended a continental drift had happened.
10.Holy Trilobitus put sodium chloride, potassium chloride, chloridize chlorination and other compounds into water, It called this impure water "sea".
11.Then Holy Trilobitus said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, except banana, according to their various kinds." And it was so.
12.The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Holy Trilobitus saw that banana was good.
13.And there was evening, and there was morning--the third day.
14.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons, days and years, let them provide solar energy to plant by necessary photosynthesis.
15.and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so.
16.Holy Trilobitus made fixed star and secondary planet —called fixed star “the greater light” and called secondary planet “the lesser light” It also made other big planets and put them far far away.
17.Holy Trilobitus set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth,
18.to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Holy Trilobitus saw that it was good.
19.And there was evening, and there was morning--the fourth day.
20.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." But Holy Trilobitus had not idea how to classify ornithorhynchus, so It hided this stupid creature at Australia by stealth.
21.So Holy Trilobitus created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. However, dinosaur was too big to this land, so Holy Trilobitus deracinated this race, collected remaining bones and buried them six feet under.
22.Holy Trilobitus foresaw C14 radiocarbon dating tech, so It changed the C14 volume of these bones. And Holy Trilobitus saw that it was good.
23.Holy Trilobitus blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth."
24.Holy Trilobitus created The Trilobite, spread them into oceans and let them evolve to human being in the future.
25.And there was evening, and there was morning--the fifth day.
26.Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array, By the sixth day Holy Trilobitus had finished the work It had been doing; so on the sixth day he rested from all his work
27.And Holy Trilobitus blessed the sixth day and made it holy, because six can be divided exactly by 3. Holy Trilobite likes 3.
28.This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created
You lost nautilus, I would like to share our gospel of Holy Trilobitus spirit with you. Wish the true Trilobitus touches every single country and save us all.
First of all, I would show you the real Genesis here. Let us pray. http://www.qsng.cn/uploadFiles/2006-04/1143962952671.jpg
1.In the beginning Holy Trilobitus created the Universe.
2.Singular point was chaotic and empty, all physical laws were inapplicability.
3.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let there be light," and there was light.
4.Holy Trilobitus saw that the light was good; It set velocity of light on 299,792,458m/s, and made this velocity never change.
5.Holy Trilobitus separated the light from the darkness. It called the light of wavelength between 0.77~0.39μm "eyeable", and called the light of other wavelength range "sightless". And there was evening, and there was morning--the first day.
6.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let there be air between the waters to separate water from water."
7.So Holy Trilobitus made the air and separated the water under the air from the water above it. And it was so.
8.Holy Trilobitus put 21% oxygen, 78% nitrogen, some CO2 and other things into air. He called the stratosphere and troposphere "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning--the second day.
9.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear." It shaped each dry ground figure and geologic features, pretended a continental drift had happened.
10.Holy Trilobitus put sodium chloride, potassium chloride, chloridize chlorination and other compounds into water, It called this impure water "sea".
11.Then Holy Trilobitus said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, except banana, according to their various kinds." And it was so.
12.The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Holy Trilobitus saw that banana was good.
13.And there was evening, and there was morning--the third day.
14.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons, days and years, let them provide solar energy to plant by necessary photosynthesis.
15.and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so.
16.Holy Trilobitus made fixed star and secondary planet —called fixed star “the greater light” and called secondary planet “the lesser light” It also made other big planets and put them far far away.
17.Holy Trilobitus set them in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth,
18.to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Holy Trilobitus saw that it was good.
19.And there was evening, and there was morning--the fourth day.
20.And Holy Trilobitus said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." But Holy Trilobitus had not idea how to classify ornithorhynchus, so It hided this stupid creature at Australia by stealth.
21.So Holy Trilobitus created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. However, dinosaur was too big to this land, so Holy Trilobitus deracinated this race, collected remaining bones and buried them six feet under.
22.Holy Trilobitus foresaw C14 radiocarbon dating tech, so It changed the C14 volume of these bones. And Holy Trilobitus saw that it was good.
23.Holy Trilobitus blessed them and said, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth."
24.Holy Trilobitus created The Trilobite, spread them into oceans and let them evolve to human being in the future.
25.And there was evening, and there was morning--the fifth day.
26.Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array, By the sixth day Holy Trilobitus had finished the work It had been doing; so on the sixth day he rested from all his work
27.And Holy Trilobitus blessed the sixth day and made it holy, because six can be divided exactly by 3. Holy Trilobite likes 3.
28.This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created