Chazaka
17-01-2009, 23:50
Noting its sagging market share in the international arm market, Chazaka Defense decided to purchase ads in all major world newspapers, television channels and the internet asking purchasers of military equipment to fill out a simple survey for the chance to win a dream vacation.*
As such the survey was put up on the company website and they waited.
www.chazakadefenseworks.com/survey
Accessing
Survey downloading 100%
Screen turn on.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj31/chazsapphire/Defe.png
Greetings visitor, welcome to the survey of our fine products if you take but a few moments to answer our survey you will provide us with valuable information about your spending habits and how we can best provide for them.
Survey (Please provide links where appropriate)
1. Armored Vehicles:
1a. What vehicle/vehicles currently fulfills the role of Main Battle Tank in your military?
i. Why was this tank chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/design elements/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vehicle have in your service?
iiii. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
1b. What vehicle/vehicles currently fulfills the role of Light Tank in your military?
i. Why was this tank chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance in battle?
iii. What deficiencies does this vehicle have in your service?
iiii. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
1c. What vehicle/vehicles currently fulfills the role of APC/IFV in your military?
i. Why was this vehicle chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vehicle have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
1d. What other Armored vehicles serve in your military?
2. Aircraft:
2a. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfills the role of Air Superiority Fighter in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance in battle?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2b. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfills the role of Naval Strike Fighter in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2c. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of Naval Air Superiority Fighter in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2d. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of Bomber in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2e. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of Transportation/Cargo in your military?
i. Why was this transport chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2f. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of reconnaissance in your military?
i. Why was this craft chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2g. What other Aircraft serve in your military?
3. Ships
3a. What Ship currently fulfills the role of Anti-Submarine Warfare in your military?
i. Why was this Ship chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this Ship have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3b. What Ship/ships currently fulfill the role of Anti-Surface vessel Warfare in your military?
i. Why was this ship chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3c. What Ship/ships currently fulfill the role of Aircraft Carrier in your military?
i. Why was this ship chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3d. What subs currently fulfill the role of attack subs/ballistic missile platform in your military?
i. Why was this sub chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this sub have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3e. What other ships currently serve in your military?
4. Ammunition
4a.What ammunition currently fulfill the role of Antiair in your military?
i. Why was this ammunition chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this ammo have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
4b.What ammunition currently fulfill the role of Antiground in your military?
i. Why was this ammunition chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this ammo have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
4c.What ammunition currently fulfill the role of Antiship in your military?
i. Why was this ammunition chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this ammo have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
5. Miscellaneous
5a. What Systems/vehicles/ships are you currently seeking replacements for?
i. What requirements do you have for these contracts?
5b. Do you feel there is any role currently not fulfilled by a system in service with your military which you would like to fill?
i. What requirements would you have of systems to perform these roles?
5c. Please Feel free to suggest any other system you would like to see from a Chazaka Company in the future
6. This Survey
6a. Please feel free to suggest any changes which would make this survey better.
Congratulations You have completed the survey and have been registered to a chance to win our grand prize and other smaller prizes.
To cut down on useless information please remove any sections you will not answer from your post.
*To Ralvokia during its civil war/slave selling period. No refunds:)
After putting on their survey the Chazaka R&D folks decided to put another ad on the airwaves.
Two characters are onseen with a white background. one like this (http://www.exhausticated.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/william-shatner-im-a-shaman.JPG) and the other (http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj159/dorkknight23/jar-jar-binks2.jpg).
"Did you hears sah."
"What?"
"That Chazakah has run out of ideasah."
"Really?"
"Yesah, and theysah are paying top creditssah for ideas."
"I had no idea."
"Yes operatorsah are standing by, 1-800-were-outofideasah."
"Well maybe I should give them a call..."
Credits:
(click second logo for original thread, all rights reserved to him/her/it)
As such the survey was put up on the company website and they waited.
www.chazakadefenseworks.com/survey
Accessing
Survey downloading 100%
Screen turn on.
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj31/chazsapphire/Defe.png
Greetings visitor, welcome to the survey of our fine products if you take but a few moments to answer our survey you will provide us with valuable information about your spending habits and how we can best provide for them.
Survey (Please provide links where appropriate)
1. Armored Vehicles:
1a. What vehicle/vehicles currently fulfills the role of Main Battle Tank in your military?
i. Why was this tank chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/design elements/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vehicle have in your service?
iiii. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
1b. What vehicle/vehicles currently fulfills the role of Light Tank in your military?
i. Why was this tank chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance in battle?
iii. What deficiencies does this vehicle have in your service?
iiii. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
1c. What vehicle/vehicles currently fulfills the role of APC/IFV in your military?
i. Why was this vehicle chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vehicle have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
1d. What other Armored vehicles serve in your military?
2. Aircraft:
2a. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfills the role of Air Superiority Fighter in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance in battle?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2b. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfills the role of Naval Strike Fighter in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2c. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of Naval Air Superiority Fighter in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2d. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of Bomber in your military?
i. Why was this fighter chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this fighter have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2e. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of Transportation/Cargo in your military?
i. Why was this transport chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2f. What Aircraft/aircrafts currently fulfill the role of reconnaissance in your military?
i. Why was this craft chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this vehicle have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this aircraft have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
2g. What other Aircraft serve in your military?
3. Ships
3a. What Ship currently fulfills the role of Anti-Submarine Warfare in your military?
i. Why was this Ship chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this Ship have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3b. What Ship/ships currently fulfill the role of Anti-Surface vessel Warfare in your military?
i. Why was this ship chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3c. What Ship/ships currently fulfill the role of Aircraft Carrier in your military?
i. Why was this ship chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3d. What subs currently fulfill the role of attack subs/ballistic missile platform in your military?
i. Why was this sub chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this sub have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this vessel have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
3e. What other ships currently serve in your military?
4. Ammunition
4a.What ammunition currently fulfill the role of Antiair in your military?
i. Why was this ammunition chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this ammo have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
4b.What ammunition currently fulfill the role of Antiground in your military?
i. Why was this ammunition chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this ammo have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
4c.What ammunition currently fulfill the role of Antiship in your military?
i. Why was this ammunition chosen over other models?
ii. What features/abilities/etc. of this ship have been most
appreciated/useful to it's performance?
iii. What deficiencies does this ammo have in your service?
iv. What requirements would you have of a possible replacement?
5. Miscellaneous
5a. What Systems/vehicles/ships are you currently seeking replacements for?
i. What requirements do you have for these contracts?
5b. Do you feel there is any role currently not fulfilled by a system in service with your military which you would like to fill?
i. What requirements would you have of systems to perform these roles?
5c. Please Feel free to suggest any other system you would like to see from a Chazaka Company in the future
6. This Survey
6a. Please feel free to suggest any changes which would make this survey better.
Congratulations You have completed the survey and have been registered to a chance to win our grand prize and other smaller prizes.
To cut down on useless information please remove any sections you will not answer from your post.
*To Ralvokia during its civil war/slave selling period. No refunds:)
After putting on their survey the Chazaka R&D folks decided to put another ad on the airwaves.
Two characters are onseen with a white background. one like this (http://www.exhausticated.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/william-shatner-im-a-shaman.JPG) and the other (http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj159/dorkknight23/jar-jar-binks2.jpg).
"Did you hears sah."
"What?"
"That Chazakah has run out of ideasah."
"Really?"
"Yesah, and theysah are paying top creditssah for ideas."
"I had no idea."
"Yes operatorsah are standing by, 1-800-were-outofideasah."
"Well maybe I should give them a call..."
Credits:
(click second logo for original thread, all rights reserved to him/her/it)