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The Imperialium of Man's War

Aartavia
16-01-2009, 05:34
It was a cold, foggy december morning. Private Jason Longs was on his last week of duty, and it was fairly easy at that. Patroling the sourthern border city of Belfast, on the far reach of the war torn battlefields to the north of the Imperialium. He thought to him self " finally after 25 years of duty, it all ends in a week! i get to go home and see my family, my son and my wife."
He was on the morning partol, "the easy run" they called it. So ater a few hours of walking around, dozzing off here and there he was about to finally nod off until he saw somethin out to the distance that caught his attention. he glanced and shook his head to get his vision cleared, he looked again and to his mind he thought he saw a lil green man. he got up, grabbed his las gun and scoped on the lil green creature. he zoomed on it, " it looks lik a lil green man, a ugly one at that!" he thought to himself. Then it started running torward him, then there was two of them, soon it when to 10 to 30 and jumped to almost 100. he zoomed out and saw the whole land scape move lik a ocean of green torwards him. then he saw a creature that he thought could only appear in a nightmare, he didnt knw wat it was or where it came from, untill he hear those hellish words that would forever change his life.

BOYZ! ITS TIME TO FIGHT US SUM IMPERIAL HUMIES!!!!!!

FOR THE ORKS!!!!!!!!!

he hear a monsterous roar of the word "ORKS!" then he knew he was in trouble, he turned quick to grab the radio but he then he saw a light and the last thing he saw was a blinding white light.

[I]BREAKING NEWS!

A news show broke over the tv of a hit show:

"Today The Imperialium of Man was Brutally attacked by a foe we have never known before, the City of Belfast a colonial city on the outter border of the Imperialium was destroyed today at 2:35 pm. all contact was lost and it is assumed that the population of 230,900 was all lost or either missing. the Armies of the Imperialium have been sent to rescue the remaining citzens and repeal this threat. that is all the news of the event but we will keep u informed with every new break through!"
Ork Doks
16-01-2009, 06:52
And by 2morro we Orks Will be marching onto da capital of nations of Aartavia in no time!!! ITS THE GREAT WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOW HUMIES PREPARE TO DIE!!!!
Ustio North
19-01-2009, 18:11
And by 2morro we Orks Will be marching onto da capital of nations of Aartavia in no time!!! ITS THE GREAT WAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOW HUMIES PREPARE TO DIE!!!!

Epic Fail. Even as Orks, you should at least have read the stickies and not used text talk. By the way Aartavia, if Orks is a puppet then you also fail.