Zombies for sale
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 07:09
After an accident near some ca-erm I mean tribe the dead rose to feast on the living put all thatnks to Col Pesch and an anonymous black ops commander of the SLSC that the situation is under control.
Zombies can be used for entertainment, for food, to build things, for manual labor or for military purposes.
Normal zombie:
1,000,000,000 USD
Rotter (smart zombies)
5,000,000,000
Infected (still alive and acting rabid, they eventually turn to a normal dead zombie even if you don't kill them out of self defense first)
1,000,000
[NS]Kagetora
12-01-2009, 07:12
OK come on people. Don't start this trend please.
First dragons, then zombies. What next? Ninjas for sale?
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 07:16
Kagetora;14390014']OK come on people. Don't start this trend please.
First dragons, then zombies. What next? Ninjas for sale?
OOC: ROFL :D:tongue:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/IgorSan/Brogg_the_Munstah_by_IgorSan.jpg
This is next. And maybe a fundraiser for a relief organization for homeless pirates. :tongue:
[NS]Kagetora
12-01-2009, 07:17
Wtf?
OOC:
*Looks around caustiously*
Speaking about ninjas...anyhow, is there some kind of virus going and having people sell the most random things from Earth or Hell?
[NS]Kagetora
12-01-2009, 07:19
Seriously.
How about I start selling rocks trained in the arts of kung fu?
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 07:19
OOC:
*Looks around caustiously*
Speaking about ninjas...anyhow, is there some kind of virus going and having people sell the most random things from Earth or Hell?
IC:
A zombie salesperson was shuffling around and then noticed Lynion. It shuffeld towards him after pulling out an ad moaning "sale.....SALE...."
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 07:21
Kagetora;14390036']Seriously.
How about I start selling rocks trained in the arts of kung fu?
OOC: lol in RL the guy who started pet rocks became rich and famous. :p
[NS]Kagetora
12-01-2009, 07:22
*facepalm*
I have the greatest idea ever!
undead-dragon-ninja-pirates!
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 07:25
Kagetora;14390054']*facepalm*
I have the greatest idea ever!
undead-dragon-ninja-pirates!
OOC:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v706/mga/lawl.jpg
OOC2:
bump for sales
IC:
A zombie salesperson was shuffling around and then noticed Lynion. It shuffeld towards him after pulling out an ad moaning "sale.....SALE...."
Lynion notices the humble zombie sales person with no brains, and whips out a 12 gauge shotgun and blasted the sales person to hell and back.
"Zombies..." I mutter. "Go home!"
[NS]Kagetora
12-01-2009, 07:31
Takes Lynion's shot gun and shoots SL's picture of the creepy lady
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 07:45
*zombie claws its way out of the ground moaning "bbbbbuuuuuummmmmpppppp"*
[NS]Kagetora
12-01-2009, 07:46
Dude. For most people it's after midnight.
Kagetora;14390014']OK come on people. Don't start this trend please.
First dragons, then zombies. What next? Ninjas for sale?
Nazi zombie vampire ninjas eating babies mufugga bix nood.
Spartzerina
12-01-2009, 09:22
Zombies??? 10,000,000 rotters, please. I need them for my undead army.
South Lizasauria
12-01-2009, 09:26
Zombies??? 10,000,000 rotters, please. I need them for my undead army.
Rotters en route, they are being shipped in class A quarintine vessel. Secret coordinates are given via highly encrypted transmission.
Stoklomolvi
12-01-2009, 09:37
Stoklomolvi says,
"lolwut?"
101st paratroopers
12-01-2009, 12:37
oOC: Is this thread really necessary? o_0
Hurtful Thoughts
12-01-2009, 13:07
OOC:
Yes
And kudus to South Lizasauria for profiteering on the massive wave of zombie-infection threads...
Now how bout some black-albino zombie-ninjas in some metherfucking mechas?
With lasers on their heads, of course...
Next up:
A country with no nuclear industry sells "Nooks"