NationStates Jolt Archive

******Worldwide Broadcast*******

*Prime-Minister steps to the podium*

IC: Fellow nations, we have resently found out that the nation of Al Quidah, has been launching terrorist attacks into other nations, we can not stand-by anymore, Bohovia is dedicated to peacekeeping, and we will not have this destroyed by a terrorist group! We will be sending about 150,000 soliders to Al Quidah to clear out these weopons, we will also be clearing out the nuclear weopons, although this procedure is very difficult and we would need assistance in destroying these nuks. The nation of Al Quidah willl learn why to not mess with the security of other nations and Bohovia. We are deploying troops immediatley.

***********World-wide Broadcast**

Hello, we have recieved a threat from Bohovia and we will not tolerate this, we are not going to let you take our natin over, I do not care if your a peacekeeping nation, we will conquer the world!!!!!

OOC: What is it with newbies and wanting to conquer the world?

*****************WBB Brodcast***************

IC: We are not going to be intimmedated by a terrorist nation, are soliders will fight and win!!Against you nation! Our solider will be in your nation within 4 hours, so brace your selves.

OOC: What is it with newbies and wanting to conquer the world?

more whats up with Bohovia and nukes? does she/he/it have a weird fetish or something?

OOC:

It must be something in the water, if you ask me. That's why I only drink booze.

Good luck to you, Bohovia.

***********World-wide Broadcast**

Hello, we have recieved a threat from Bohovia and we will not tolerate this, we are not going to let you take our natin over, I do not care if your a peacekeeping nation, we will conquer the world!!!!!

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

Touch one of Bohovian army units and we will use some of our nuclear arsenal to erase your tiny nation from the face of the planet.

Then we will use the space left to build some arms factories.

Last warning.

Thank you,

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

OOC: Four hours for 150,000 troops? I think it would take longer because you need another hour or two to get everyone onto the ships.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

Touch one of Bohovian army units and we will use some of our nuclear arsenal to erase your tiny nation from the face of the planet.

Then we will use the space left to build some arms factories.

Last warning.

Thank you,

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.


**********Classified to Albert Chambers**********

We thank you for your support, are soliders will be in Al Quidah within about 3 and a half hours.

OOC: Four hours for 150,000 troops? I think it would take longer because you need another hour or two to get everyone onto the ships.

OOC: Sorry, should have said it clearer, I meant the troops will START arriviving in the nation, witihn 4 hours.

Federal Republic of Greenland

To: The Prime Minister of Bohovia
From: President Rurik Jager of Greenland

Dear Sir,

We would like to make official our support for your campaign against the nation of Al Quidah, and it's threat to world security. We hearby offer to send a modest force of two thousand counter-insurgency forces to aid you in occupying their nation. We feel it important to warn you, however, as to the dangers of provoking a nation that claims to be armed with nuclear weapons. If their claims have any merit, you are risking massive catastrophe for both you and Al Quidah. Tread careful, good sir.

OOC:

It must be something in the water, if you ask me. That's why I only drink booze.

Good luck to you, Bohovia.

OOC: We will get the water checked :D

IC: We thank you for your support.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

All of our B-2 bomber squadrons have been scrambled,350 bombers are heading to Al-Quidah now just to make sure no nuclear weapons are used by him,nor do Bohovian peacekeeping troops suffer any retaliation.

If that does happen,they are instructed to simply,

"Bomb the shit out of Al-Quidah."

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Federal Republic of Greenland

To: The Prime Minister of Bohovia
From: President Rurik Jager of Greenland

Dear Sir,

We would like to make official our support for your campaign against the nation of Al Quidah, and it's threat to world security. We hearby offer to send a modest force of two thousand counter-insurgency forces to aid you in occupying their nation. We feel it important to warn you, however, as to the dangers of provoking a nation that claims to be armed with nuclear weapons. if their claims have any merit, you are risking massive catastrophe for both you and Al Quidah. Tread careful, good sir.

To: Presedent Rurik Jager of Greenland
From: Siad Mahmoud, Prime-Minister of Bohovia

Dear Sir,

We would like to thank Greenland for their support in our mission. We officialy accept your offer of 2000 counter-insurgency forces to aid us, and we thank you for your assistance in the mission. We are fully aware of the risks of
nuclear anarchy and devistation, but If we do not enliminate these threats they will spread, so we must stop It entirely. Once again, thank you for your concern and support, good day.

OOC: Four hours for 150,000 troops? I think it would take longer because you need another hour or two to get everyone onto the ships.


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We have more than 80.000 men ready if you need them.
Just need the time to load them all into the cargo planes and send them to Al-Quidah.

Thank you,

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

OOC:By the way,if you are conquering Al-Quidah,I do need some space for some factories.

************Worldwide Broadcast*****************

Hello, this the presedent of Al Quidah, we will be launcing nuclear weopons at the Bohovian peacekeeping planes, If they even try to come in our boarders, so we recommend to Bohovia to back-off!!

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We have more than 80.000 men ready if you need them.
Just need the time to load them all into the cargo planes and send them to Al-Quidah.

Thank you,

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

OOC:By the way,if you are conquering Al-Quidah,I do need some space for some factories..

*******TO: ALBERT CHAMBERS*****

We thank you for your help and if needed we will ask your assitstance, thank you!

Stoklomolvi says,

"What just happened?"

************Worldwide Broadcast*****************

Hello, this the presedent of Al Quidah, we will be launcing nuclear weopons at the Bohovian peacekeeping planes, If they even try to come in our boarders, so we recommend to Bohovia to back-off!!

IC: Bohovia and our soliders are not afraid of threats, If you try to even shoot one nuke at us, I can assure you, your nation will be regretfull. Are planes will arrive in your nation in about 1 and a half hours.

Vindland Colony, Pegasus Island, Republic of Greenland

Admiral Olaf had nearly fallen asleep at his desk when Captain Roderik burst into the room. "Sir!" he cried urgently.

Olaf sprang up, his hat falling haphazardly to the floor. "What, what is it man?"

"Word just came from the homeland, sir. We've got a new assignment, Rurik wants us to take the strike group over to Al Quidah."

Olaf scoffed, "that shithole? Haven't they had like twenty revolutions or something?"

The Captain chuckled, "I don't right know sir, but we should get a move on, we're a good ten thousand miles away, it's going to take a while."

Olaf noded. "Quite right, lad, set the course. And have the IO brief the team on whatever the hell it is they're doing, would you?"

"Yes sir, I'll see to it."

Shortly thereafter, Strike Group Visby began the long journey to a terrorist cesspool known as Al Quidah.

.

*******TO: ALBERT CHAMBERS*****

We thank you for your help and if needed we will ask your assitstance, thank you!


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

WARNING!

All Bohovian and Greenlandic troops must head back to headquarters!

Given the risks,the Anghele Defense Ministry will launch a nation wide nuclear attack against Al-Quidah.

Mission will iniciate in 5 NS minutes.

ALL BOHOVIAN AND GREENLANDIC TROOPS STAND CLEAR OF AL-QUIDAH.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

*****From: Bohovia****

We ask that Anghele do not launch an attack, as we do not want to kill innosent people in Al Quidah, Bohovia's mission is to kill all these terrorists, and the children and innocent people will be brought to live in Bohovia.

"Hang on a minute Admiral, we've got a message from Anghele here."

Olaf clicked his tounge, "and that is?"

The Communications Officer read it through quickly. "They're telling us to turn around, a nuclear launch is imminent."

"So what, those Al Quesedea wackos blew a gasket or something?"

"No sir, Anghele is launching it, at Al Quidah."

Olaf growled in frustration. "So are we supposed to lend a hand or not?"

The man thought for a second. "I think we should wait here and see what goes down, sir."

Olaf noded in agreement. "Very well then. Let's bring them to a stop."

Seconds later, Strike Group Visby powered down and sat in the water halfway to Al Qudah.

*****From: Bohovia****

We ask that Anghele do not launch an attack, as we do not want to kill innosent people in Al Quidah, Bohovia's mission is to kill all these terrorists, and the children and innocent people will be brought to live in Bohovia.


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

WARNING!

We are sorry,but if anyone from Al-Quidah wanted to leave they should have done it by now.

Our nuclear missiles have been deployed and are heading to Al-Quidah now.We launched exactly 379 Intercontinental Nuclear Ballistic Missiles.

May the Father be with them.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

******World Wide Broadcast**********

Hello, once again we are about to warn you that if you come any closer to Al Quidah, we will attack the Bohovian peacekeeping soliders. STAY AWAY!!!!!!!

"Sir, there seems to be some sort of object in the sky, coming towards us"

"WHAT!!!!NUKE THE DAMN THING OF THE SKY"

"YES SIR!!!"

"Sir, there seems to be some sort of object in the sky, coming towards us"

"WHAT!!!!NUKE THE DAMN THING OF THE SKY"

"YES SIR!!!"


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

You can´t nuke 379 nuclear missiles.

And to make sure you don´t,we have launched an additional 500.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

WARNING TO ALL NATIONS

Consider Al-Quidah nation destroyed by a nuclear apocalipse.

We advise all nations not to approach due to radiation hazards.

Ignore all further war threads made by Al-Quidah.

Al-Quidah no longer exists and it´s territory now belongs to the Anghele Government,and shall be named,

Sattelite Nation : Leonhar

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

You can´t nuke 379 nuclear missiles.

And to make sure you don´t,we have launched an additional 500.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

OOC: That is quite un-relestic, no nation cam have that many.

IC: Citizens of Al Quidah, we are forcing all of the citznes into fall out shelters, to INSURE suvival of soliders and citizens. So lets go

OOC: Don't bother with his insanity, he's a hopless godmodder. He'll probably deploy some uber-shield to counter your missiles next.

OOC: What is it with newbies and wanting to conquer the world?

I'm almost prepared to be $10 that they're the same person. They both like to send world wide broadcasts, and both like to use *'s.

********BNC Broadcast***************

Bohovian soliders, will keep about 100 miles away and circle around the ocean, untill the attacks are over, we will then move in Al Quidah and kill any surving terrrorusts (in fallout shelters) and we will take innocent citizens to Bohovia, where they will live. We ask any ships in the water, identify themselves so we do not think you are an Al Quidah ship.

I'm almost prepared to be $10 that they're the same person. They both like to send world wide broadcasts, and both like to use *'s.

OOC: I use BNC Broadcast, Al Quidah uses World Wide. Using *'s is proper grammer in a plural sentence, I was taught that way.

********BNC Broadcast***************

Bohovian soliders, will keep about 100 miles away and circle around the ocean, untill the attacks are over, we will then move in Al Quidah and kill any surving terrrorusts (in fallout shelters) and we will take innocent citizens to Bohovia, where they will live. We ask any ships in the water, identify themselves so we do not think you are an Al Quidah ship.

OOC: That is quite un-relestic, no nation cam have that many.

IC: Citizens of Al Quidah, we are forcing all of the citznes into fall out shelters, to INSURE suvival of soliders and citizens. So lets go


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We do have that many.

We will erase and destroy everything in your nation surface,then we will bomb it again to destroy the shelters.

It doesn´t mather anyway,even if you could survive in the shelters,you could never exit them due to the radiation hazards for more than one hundred years.And no way your supplies would last for more than one hundred years.

If in any case you do,we will invade your country in the next century,kill everyone left alive,and bomb it again to make sure everyone is dead.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Strike Group Visby, Waters Off of Al Quidah, 2100 Hours

"Admiral, we just got a message from Bohovia, they want us to make sure we're clearly indentifiable as Greenlandic."

Olaf rolled his eyes, "for Odin's sake, why?"

"I don't know sir, bombing attack maybe. We should probably do it though, I just don't know how."

Olaf scratched his chin thoughtfully. "How many flares do we have on board?" he said slowly.

The Captain thought for a second. "A couple dozen I think."

Olaf noded, "good. Fire off one every half-hour, so they know it's us. And tell them that we're doing that, it would be a shame if they blew us out of the water."

Subsequently, the following message was wired to the Bohovians.

Attn:

This is Greenlandic Strike Group Visby, we will be launching red flares to indicate our nationality, do not fire, over.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We do have that many.

We will erase and destroy everything in your nation surface,then we will bomb it again to destroy the shelters.

It doesn´t mather anyway,even if you could survive in the shelters,you could never exit them due to the radiation hazards for more than one hundred years.And no way your supplies would last for more than one hundred years.

If in any case you do,we will invade your country in the next century,kill everyone left alive,and bomb it again to make sure everyone is dead.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.


****Private Message to Anghele******

We ask that you only do the 1st round of Nuclear Attacks, Bohovian soliders will move in and finish the few remaing terrorists, and are main goal is to ge t the innosent people out of Al Quidah, and by destroying the fall out shelters, you will kill all the innocent children, It will reflect badly on your nation.

Strike Group Visby, Waters Off of Al Quidah, 2100 Hours

"Admiral, we just got a message from Bohovia, they want us to make sure we're clearly indentifiable as Greenlandic."

Olaf rolled his eyes, "for Odin's sake, why?"

"I don't know sir, bombing attack maybe. We should probably do it though, I just don't know how."

Olaf scratched his chin thoughtfully. "How many flares do we have on board?" he said slowly.

The Captain thought for a second. "A couple dozen I think."

Olaf noded, "good. Fire off one every half-hour, so they know it's us. And tell them that we're doing that, it would be a shame if they blew us out of the water."

Subsequently, the following message was wired to the Bohovians.

We here you loud and clear, awaiting flairs-over.

Olaf looked skeptically at the flare on the deck. "This thing looks decades old."

Captain Roderik shifted uncomfortably. "Well, they might be. We found them in a corner of the supply deck.

Olaf snorted in disgust. "Terrific. If they explode on the deck and kill me, I'm coming back to haunt you."

Roderik chuckled. "Yes sir. I'll take your word for it sir."

"Ready.....Fire!"

With a terrible groan, the flare shot into the air and, as it began to arc, exploded in a brilliant bulb of crimson.

Olaf raised an eyebrow. "Splendid. Set the timer, half an hour," he barked as he strode away. "And don't bother waking me" he called back with a wave.

****Private Message to Anghele******

We ask that you only do the 1st round of Nuclear Attacks, Bohovian soliders will move in and finish the few remaing terrorists, and are main goal is to ge t the innosent people out of Al Quidah, and by destroying the fall out shelters, you will kill all the innocent children, It will reflect badly on your nation.


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We agree to that,our bombers will perform only one bombing run for now,but you have only one opportunity to : get there,eliminate all the terrorists and save the inocents.

If we notice that even one survived we will do another bombing run.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

[It's unrealistic that a nation have 500 nukes? When did this happen? US has around 4,000 active nuclear weapons.]

Olaf looked skeptically at the flare on the deck. "This thing looks decades old."

Captain Roderik shifted uncomfortably. "Well, they might be. We found them in a corner of the supply deck.

Olaf snorted in disgust. "Terrific. If they explode on the deck and kill me, I'm coming back to haunt you."

Roderik chuckled. "Yes sir. I'll take your word for it sir."

"Ready.....Fire!"

With a terrible groan, the flare shot into the air and, as it began to arc, exploded in a brilliant bulb of crimson.

Olaf raised an eyebrow. "Splendid. Set the timer, half an hour," he barked as he strode away. "And don't bother waking me" he called back with a wave.

We have identified your ship, you are in no danger of an attack, thank you.

[OOC:I just found something. Al Quidah has $0 in his defense budget.]

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We agree to that,our bombers will perform only one bombing run for now,but you have only one opportunity to : get there,eliminate all the terrorists and save the inocents.

If we notice that even one survived we will do another bombing run.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.


IC: Excellent! Can you please inform us when you complete your bombing run?

[OOC:I just found something. Al Quidah has $0 in his defense budget.]

IC: Are you suggesting the nation is "bluffing"?

OOC: I use BNC Broadcast, Al Quidah uses World Wide. Using *'s is proper grammer in a plural sentence, I was taught that way.

OOC: I was referring to your first 2 posts on this thread, and as far as *'s, I was simply stating that you both use multiple asterisks in your headers.

OOC: I was referring to your first 2 posts on this thread, and as far as *'s, I was simply stating that you both use multiple asterisks in your headers.

OOC: That is the way I always write, when I write titles. I dont now about Al Quidah, he/she probably learned the same way as I did.

IC: Excellent! Can you please inform us when you complete your bombing run?

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

The military operation will end tomorrow.
Our aircrafts are going to bomb their designated targets during the entire day and night.

After that you are cleared to enter the country.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

The military operation will end tomorrow.
Our aircrafts are going to bomb their designated targets during the entire day and night.

After that you are cleared to enter the country.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.


Ok we will be ready tommorow afternoon/evening.

Nuclear Training Facility, Novosibirsk

"Men! We have been invaded by a foreign power, and today is the first lesson. Today, we will be annihilating the Al Quidah or whatever they are, and then from there you will learn about technical aspects of nuclear strikes. We will train you psychologically today. There are four hundred of you in there. Each of you has in your control one nuclear missile. The missiles have been locked on to Al Quidah, and cannot be reconfigured. Your only tasks are to turn the keys and press the buttons. Know that in doing so you will be wiping out millions of civilians."

The room spoke at once.

"We are ready, Commissar!"

"Good. Prepare to fire ИГНОРЕ-15 class missiles at Al Quidah. On my signal, go.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, огонь, товарищ! Огонь!"

The sounds of four hundred sirens went off, and four hundred missiles flew to Al Quidah. Mysteriously, the moment the missiles were to detonate every missile disappeared, as did Al Quidah; there was nothing more than a hole in the maps that once depicted Al Quidah, and the memories of Al Quidah vanished without a trace."

Nuclear Training Facility, Novosibirsk

"Men! We have been invaded by a foreign power, and today is the first lesson. Today, we will be annihilating the Al Quidah or whatever they are, and then from there you will learn about technical aspects of nuclear strikes. We will train you psychologically today. There are four hundred of you in there. Each of you has in your control one nuclear missile. The missiles have been locked on to Al Quidah, and cannot be reconfigured. Your only tasks are to turn the keys and press the buttons. Know that in doing so you will be wiping out millions of civilians."

The room spoke at once.

"We are ready, Commissar!"

"Good. Prepare to fire ИГНОРЕ-15 class missiles at Al Quidah. On my signal, go.

"5, 4, 3, 2, 1, огонь, товарищ! Огонь!"

The sounds of four hundred sirens went off, and four hundred missiles flew to Al Quidah. Mysteriously, the moment the missiles were to detonate every missile disappeared, as did Al Quidah; there was nothing more than a hole in the maps that once depicted Al Quidah, and the memories of Al Quidah vanished without a trace."

IC: You were not suppose to do this, you will be killing inocent civilians, living there. Bohovia's mission is to kill all remaining terrorists and to SAVE THE INOCENT AND BRING THEM BACK TO BOHOVIA. We think the fall-out shelters will be able to save the civilians, still though please give us some warning before you do this.

**********BNB (Bohovian News Broadcast)**********

Bohovia's mission is in danger of being accomplished as other nation are shooting nuclear weopons at the nation of Al Quidah, without givng warning, the mission is to save the inocent people in Al Quidah and bring them to Bohovia, and then kill any remaing terrorists hiding in fall-out shelters, then and ONLY THEN do we drop nuclear missiles on them. Bohovian peace-keepink soliders will move into Bohovia by tommorw afternoon, and then we will collect innocent Al Quidah citizens, and kill the terrorists, when Bohovia leaves you may "bomb the shit out of Al Quidah"

The Republic of Belkaland
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President Razgriz of the Republic of Belkaland:
To all forces allied against the terrorist nation of Al Quidah & the nation of Al Quidah, I am here to inform you that as of now, the Region of Strangereal hereby declares a state of war against the nation of Al Quidah and her allies for crimes against humanity.

Al Quidah has exactly 10 minutes to surrender all nuclear weapons to the allied force and stand down or face destruction.

A flight of 3 AC-5 Wraith Gunships & escorts of 12 R-99 have been launched and will arrive to the border of Al Quidah in 20 minutes to support all actions against Al Quidah.

The Republic of Belkaland
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President Razgriz of the Republic of Belkaland:
To all forces allied against the terrorist nation of Al Quidah & the nation of Al Quidah, I am here to inform you that as of now, the Region of Strangereal hereby declares a state of war against the nation of Al Quidah and her allies for crimes against humanity.

Al Quidah has exactly 10 minutes to surrender all nuclear weapons to the allied force and stand down or face destruction.

A flight of 3 AC-5 Wraith Gunships & escorts of 12 R-99 have been launched and will arrive to the border of Al Quidah in 20 minutes to support all actions against Al Quidah.

IC: Please do not lauch an attack, Bohovia and Anghele have a precise plan to take them down, without killing inocent people, please read previous post to learn the plan.

**********BNB (Bohovian News Broadcast)**********

Bohovia's mission is in danger of being accomplished as other nation are shooting nuclear weopons at the nation of Al Quidah, without givng warning, the mission is to save the inocent people in Al Quidah and bring them to Bohovia, and then kill any remaing terrorists hiding in fall-out shelters, then and ONLY THEN do we drop nuclear missiles on them. Bohovian peace-keepink soliders will move into Al Quidah by tommorw afternoon, and then we will collect innocent Al Quidah citizens, and kill the terrorists, when Bohovia leaves you may "bomb the shit out of Al Quidah"

Please do not lauch an attack, Bohovia and Anghele have a precise plan to take them down, without killing inocent people, please read previous post to learn the plan.

OOC: Bohovia, you need to use full stops better.

IC: Please do not lauch an attack, Bohovia and Anghele have a precise plan to take them down, without killing inocent people, please read previous post to learn the plan.

The Republic of Belkaland
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President Razgriz of the Republic of Belkaland:

The Republic of Belkaland shall support the actions of Bohovia & Anghele. The AC-5s & R-99s will hold off all attacks til the plan is put in action. Do you have a base nearby for the aircraft to stay at so that they may support the plan?

Yes, we do, It is located in Eastern Bohovia. We thank you for you coaporation.

The Republic of Belkaland
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President Razgriz of the Republic of Belkaland:

Thank you for your hospitality. The flight has been redirected and will arrive at the base in 5 minutes.

The Republic of Belkaland
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President Razgriz of the Republic of Belkaland:

Thank you for your hospitality. The flight has been redirected and will arrive at the base in 5 minutes.

We will be ready for you landing, once again thank you for your coaporation.

It was over the radio of the Bohovian and Anghele forces that a distinctly Falkasian voice sythesized itself against the static background of communications chatter.

Falkasian BI-4 Satellites (http://z10.invisionfree.com/Universal_Defense/index.php?showtopic=43) are now entering into geosynchronous orbit above Al Quidah. Feel free to call upon them if needed. Falkasian SATCOM out.

Althought it was unbeknownst to the warring forces inside Al Quidah at the time, a team of crack Falkasian Spetsnaz had managed to infiltrate the country amid the carnage and chaos of the Bohovian and Angele invasion. They had set themselves up well within the Captiol city of Al Quidah, with no fears of being vaporized by nuclear hellfire from either side. Between the satellites in orbit preventing any nuclear exchange between the warring parties and the commandos preparing to eliminate half of Al Quidah's upper leadership, it would only be a matter of time before such another pitiful and pointless conflict between smaller countries would be at an end.

OOC: Falk, stole my thunder. Did this in the last thread, will do it again here.

IC:

To: All Nations Involved in Operations Opposed to Al Quidah
From: Office of the Minister for Defense, Salzland

As previously relayed, the Salzland offer to contribute up to $100 Billion per nation (following receipt of itemized cost analyses) toward the cost of military operations against Al Quidah still stands. Additionally, Salzland Strategic Missile Defense systems remain available for any nation that feels itself threatened by Al Quidah nuclear weapons. You have but to ask, and we will ensure that said strategic weapons are neutralized before reaching their destinations.

Once again, good luck and good hunting.

Signed on Behalf of the Minister for Defense

To: All Nations Involved in Operations Opposed to Al Quidah
From: Office of the Minister for Defense, Chazaka

Nuke the bastards.

that is all.


"erh sir!"
"Yes?"
"They're cities seemed to be shielded!"
"You mean I just told other nations to nuke tex erh Al Quidah and it isn't going to do shit?"
"correct."
"Wheres a mac nerd with a stupid idea when you need one."

OOC: Sorry Salz, but I guess you and I'll have to take it upon ourselves to insure the peace and regulate the world when it comes to missiles and nuclear threats, lol.

OOC: No problem, somebody has to keep the Class of '09 in line ;)

OOC: Yea, seriously. And with the class of '09 comes the BI-5 Missile Interception Satellites, followed by the discounting of the BI-4!

OOC: Yea, seriously. And with the class of '09 comes the BI-5 Missile Interception Satellites, followed by the discounting of the BI-4!

occ
Oh
an upgrade!
puts into upgrade slot, :o gained +1 attack power. sweet

OOC: AN UPGRADE! Hohohohoho!

Stoklomolvi says,

"What just happened?"

ooc: Zoingo says
"Who Cares?"

*sigh, I hate to rain on this parade but...*

Official Communique

International Affairs Department, 500 Dan Drive, Amsteldam, Zoingo

To: Attacking Powers
Subject: Overreaction

The Commonwealth is in a state of shock over the 'overkill' of the situation with Al Quidah. We understand the intent of Bohovia, and this is not their first blatant invasion of someone else, however, at least this time there is a logic to it. The attack that was lead out by Anghele was totally uncalled for and lead to the death of millions of innocent lives of the people living in Al Quidah. This is such a blatant disregard of civil and moral standards, and we are disgusted by the way that Anghele dismissed the advice of the other powers that were invading Al Quidah. If Anghele does anymore harm to the civilians of Al Quidah, we will have to take action. If Anghele does not like our stance in this situation, then we say 'bring it'.

P.S. We are wondering why the civilized nation of Falkasia is getting into a 'n00b fest'.

OOC: Probably the same reason you're here Zoingo. To prevent newbish mayhem from spilling over into the civilized NS Community.

OOC: That, and the fact that Al Quidah's already made two threads where he's launched far more nuclear weapons than a nation his size could possibly maintain per II standards (which is to say, none). So Falk and I will keep the missiles out of the sky, and let Al Quidah be pummeled by the nations out for payback following his/her numerous, unprovoked nuclear first strikes.

*********BBC (BOHOVIAN BROADCAST CENTER**************

We thank nations for haulting there attacks, the Bohovian solider have just entered the nation of Al Quidah, to collect innosent people, we will inform you when this operation is complete and the innocent people will be sent ot Bohovia, then all the nations that want to can join in and "nuke the shit out of them" do NOT shut nuclear weopons/missile at this time untill Bohovian peackeeping troops collect the incent peopel and send them to Bohovia, we will inform you when we are finsihed, then we will finish them off. Thank you

To: All Nations Involved in Operations Opposed to Al Quidah
From: Office of the Minister for Defense, Chazaka

Nuke the bastards.

that is all.


"erh sir!"
"Yes?"
"They're cities seemed to be shielded!"
"You mean I just told other nations to nuke tex erh Al Quidah and it isn't going to do shit?"
"correct."
"Wheres a mac nerd with a stupid idea when you need one."

Private to Chazaka****

Do NOT nuke them, Bohovian peace-keeping forces are in the nation of Al quidah collecting innocent cilivians, when we leave, all the nation cna "nuke the bastards" Thanks for coaporating.

OOC: It's pointless to go after the n00b, aka Al Quidah, as when he's outmatched he quits, and then stats another GM thread. I say just leave him alone and don't post in his threads, and he will see it's pointless to due his GMing.

OOC: It's pointless to go after the n00b, aka Al Quidah, as when he's outmatched he quits, and then stats another GM thread. I say just leave him alone and don't post in his threads, and he will see it's pointless to due his GMing.

Private to TEU::::

Its to late, the mission is already in effect, we cannot hault it.

OOC: He/She/It is probably at school or something, maybe he is sleeping. We dont now if the nation quit, we need more then 48 hours to decide, so were better off just killing the nation and thats it.

****************BOHOVIAN PEACE-KEEPING UPDATE******

We have recieved a message from the troops, they will divide into 10 squadrons each covering one part of the nation (50,000) troops each. We will then save any innocent civiliations, that are living in Al Quidah and fly them to Bohovia, If we do come across any terrorists we will put them in a seperate plane back to Bohovia, where they will be put on trial. If this has not made it self clear, Bohovia will NOT kill anyone in this mission, we belive in peace and we belive terrorists will be on FAIR trial in Bohovia.

******UPDATE**********

Bohovian peace-keeping troops have in total picked up 654 inocent civiliations and are currently being loaded into a BAP *Bohovian Army Plane* and are being fed, and tooken care of, this operation will last till (3 hours CN time). Then if a nations wish they can blow up the sturcters inside Al Quidah, and maybe we will use the land, and divide into people that were involved in this mission.

OOC: Threads like these are just one middle finger to the world of rp.

OOC: Threads like these are just one middle finger to the world of rp.

OOC: Why do you say such things?

OOC: Bohovia, in all honesty, it's due to the lack of effective RP, grammar, and overall idea and objective development. It's like CNN with all the liberal bias, lol.

OOC: I am just trying to make sure the mission is succesful, some nations are launcing Nuclear Weopons, and I need to inform them my men are in there.

OOC: I believe they know that Bohovia. That's why my and Salz's satellites are there, to intercept and destroy all missiles that are being fired, whether going in or coming out.

***************World-wide Broadcast*****************

Hello, we are currently in a classified location, and have been alerted that there have been missiles shot into our nation of Al Quidah, we are offened and we will be carrying out attacks to Bohovian peace keeping soliders, and will shoot down any planes that come over are territory, stay away!!If I want to threten the world I will!!!!!!we will conquer the world, and nations will be kissing are feet!

OOC: Bohovia, in all honesty, it's due to the lack of effective RP, grammar, and overall idea and objective development. It's like CNN with all the liberal bias, lol.

OOC: Aye, that would be why. Some of us are trying though.

(OOC: It's 'Weapon', not 'Weopon')

OOC: Time for me to bugger out Bohovia. Assuming we're taking everything so far to have actually happend, I would be sending troops into a irradiated nest of safehouses, which is not a wise idea.

IC:

"They did what!" Olaf cried as Captain Roderik sat across from him.

"Nuked the place, sir," Roderik repeated. "Anghele and a couple other countries, it's protected now, but it's a complete mess. Civilization is finished there."

Olaf let out a low whistle. "Just like that, huh? Just think...it could have been us."

Roderik made a timid coughing noise. "Sir?"

Olaf snapped from his terrible day-dream, facing the young Captain. "What?" he said a little irritably.

Roderik cleared his throat again. "Well sir, what should we do now?"

Olaf threw up his hands in defeat. "We head home I guess. Set our course back towards Vinland. Let the Bohovians know as well," he said as he returned to his charts.


Federal Republic of Greenland


To: Prime Minister Siad Mahmoud of Bohovia

From: President Rurik Jager of Greenland

Re: Support for the War Against Bohovia

Mr. Mahmoud,

We regret to inform you that the strike group we had promised has returned to Vinland following news that Al Quidah has been rendered irradiated. We regret that we cannot assist you in your campaign and offer you our verbal support all the same.

OOC: Time for me to bugger out Bohovia. Assuming we're taking everything so far to have actually happend, I would be sending troops into a irradiated nest of safehouses, which is not a wise idea.

IC:

"They did what!" Olaf cried as Captain Roderik sat across from him.

"Nuked the place, sir," Roderik repeated. "Anghele and a couple other countries, it's protected now, but it's a complete mess. Civilization is finished there."

Olaf let out a low whistle. "Just like that, huh? Just think...it could have been us."

Roderik made a timid coughing noise. "Sir?"

Olaf snapped from his terrible day-dream, facing the young Captain. "What?" he said a little irritably.

Roderik cleared his throat again. "Well sir, what should we do now?"

Olaf threw up his hands in defeat. "We head home I guess. Set our course back towards Vinland. Let the Bohovians know as well," he said as he returned to his charts.


Federal Republic of Greenland


To: Prime Minister Siad Mahmoud of Bohovia

From: President Rurik Jager of Greenland

Re: Support for the War Against Bohovia

Mr. Mahmoud,

We regret to inform you that the strike group we had promised has returned to Vinland following news that Al Quidah has been rendered irradiated. We regret that we cannot assist you in your campaign and offer you our verbal support all the same.

We are very upset that you have choosen to do this, although we understand, I must inform you though for your confort, there will be no more nuclear weopons our missiles being fired into Al Quidah as my forces are in Al Quidah collecting all the innosent people, it is safe to come into the country and assist if you still feel that you want to. Thank you for your help.

************Bohovian Peace-Keeping Update*******************

Bohovian forces have sent us information, that they have saved 6,432 citizens living in Al Quidah, despite the attacks, the shelter was able to withstand the force and all the citizens seemed to be ok, we have about (35 RL MINS) untill we will retreat and then we will allow the nations around the world to attack the land, instead of spending money destroying the buildings, please keep launching of nukes to a minimum as we dont want the land to become a nuclear waste land. Thank you.

***********Bohovian Peace-Keeping Update*********

We believe to have collected all the innocent citznes in Al Quidah and have collected a total of 104,403 inocent citizens and Bohovian troops and citizens are currently flying away from Al Quidah, nations will now be able to attack the nation, we ask you try to aim for buildings, we will save moeny on demoltion costs If we just attack. Thank you.

OOC: Bohovia, isn't it a bit of a godmode to claim to have "rescued" 104,403 of Al Quidah's citizens, and not give him/her a chance to respond to and resist that? Unless of course, you're the same person.

IC: The ASoGM condemns the kidnapping of foreign nationals by the nation of Bohovia, as well as their genocidal intentions against the Al Quidahian people, and the imperialistic designs on the land owned by Al Quidah. While the ASoGM is no friend to Al Quidah either, we feel that the nation of Bohovia has stepped over the line. As of now, all Bohovian citizens are considered Persona Non Grata by the ASoGM. Any Bohovian citizen in the ASoGM is being given 72 hours to leave the ASoGM or face imprisonment, and Bohovian citizens are barred from entering the ASoGM. This order will stay in effect until the nation of Bohovia stands down from its aggressive posture. Failure to do so may lead to the order becoming permanent.

[OoC; Actually, I think they are the same person. Look at their posting styles. He might have just wanted to declare war on.. himself. And surprise, Bohovia GMs. Look at the first two posts and you'll understand where I'm coming from.]

[OoC; Actually, I think they are the same person. Look at their posting styles. He might have just wanted to declare war on.. himself. And surprise, Bohovia GMs. Look at the first two posts and you'll understand where I'm coming from.]

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14388951&postcount=31

I'd already guessed that, and Bohovia denies it.

OOC: Plus the identical mis-spelling of "Weapons" numerous times. Whatever though, n00b country launches several unprovoked nuclear attacks, and is in turn ground into dust. Such is the way of NS Earth.

OOC: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14388951&postcount=31

I'd already guessed that, and Bohovia denies it.

OOC: Of course I deny it, you are accusing me of attacking myself??Why would I do that, my nation is almost have a year old, and his/her nation is young (Judging on the population), this is just by chance that this happened, maybe he lives in the same country as me (Canada) so we learn the same, but why the hell would I waste my time attacking myself??

OOC: Bohovia, isn't it a bit of a godmode to claim to have "rescued" 104,403 of Al Quidah's citizens, and not give him/her a chance to respond to and resist that? Unless of course, you're the same person.

IC: The ASoGM condemns the kidnapping of foreign nationals by the nation of Bohovia, as well as their genocidal intentions against the Al Quidahian people, and the imperialistic designs on the land owned by Al Quidah. While the ASoGM is no friend to Al Quidah either, we feel that the nation of Bohovia has stepped over the line. As of now, all Bohovian citizens are considered Persona Non Grata by the ASoGM. Any Bohovian citizen in the ASoGM is being given 72 hours to leave the ASoGM or face imprisonment, and Bohovian citizens are barred from entering the ASoGM. This order will stay in effect until the nation of Bohovia stands down from its aggressive posture. Failure to do so may lead to the order becoming permanent.

OOC: Are you ok??

IC: Bohovia is on a dead-line we are collecting people from Al Quidah we had only 6 hours RL time to do so, before nation shot weopons into the nation again, I would like you to point out, how Bohovia is being aggresive to anyone, by saving other people lives??By not killing anyone in the nation???? This makes no sense at all, and we have already left, and citizens of Al Quidah are in Bohovia as we try to find homes for them, Bohovia thinks AsoGm is wrongly accusing Bohovia under false accusations.

OOC: Are you ok??

IC: Bohovia is on a dead-line we are collecting people from Al Quidah we had only 6 hours RL time to do so, before nation shot weopons into the nation again, I would like you to point out, how Bohovia is being aggresive to anyone, by saving other people lives??By not killing anyone in the nation???? This makes no sense at all, and we have already left, and citizens of Al Quidah are in Bohovia as we try to find homes for them, Bohovia thinks AsoGm is wrongly accusing Bohovia under false accusations.

OOC: Al Quidah has the right to ignore you removing his citizens from his nation, as you didn't give him/her a chance to respond/resist.

IC: The fact remains, you TOOK these people out of Al Quidah, they didn't leave willingly (OOC: collecting them implies that you forced them to come with you). As to the aggression, letting others do your dirty work doesn't let you off that particular hook. You have stated numerous times that you plan to kill all the people you claim are "terrorists", and you are making plans for the land that the Al Quidahians currently occupy.

If you do not stand down from further actions against Al Quidah, the orders drafted by the ASoGM will become permanent.

OOC: Of course I deny it, you are accusing me of attacking myself??Why would I do that, my nation is almost have a year old, and his/her nation is young (Judging on the population), this is just by chance that this happened, maybe he lives in the same country as me (Canada) so we learn the same, but why the hell would I waste my time attacking myself??

OOC: Like others, I have multiple nations, one much younger than the other. Also, it wouldn't be the first time a person pitted two of their nations against each other.

OOC: Al Quidah has the right to ignore you removing his citizens from his nation, as you didn't give him/her a chance to respond/resist.

IC: The fact remains, you TOOK these people out of Al Quidah, they didn't leave willingly (OOC: collecting them implies that you forced them to come with you). As to the aggression, letting others do your dirty work doesn't let you off that particular hook. You have stated numerous times that you plan to kill all the people you claim are "terrorists", and you are making plans for the land that the Al Quidahians currently occupy.

If you do not stand down from further actions against Al Quidah, the orders drafted by the ASoGM will become permanent.

IC: They dont have to come, but they were crying, and were begging to get out of the nation, I will keep them in Bohovia untill all of Al Quidah is stable, they are NOT forced to stay they can leave, when they want to, I am just going to make sure they are in a safe place, OOC: I was making suggestions to what we can do to the land, If Al Quidah quits. We feel we are being treated un-fairly.

OOC: Like others, I have multiple nations, one much younger than the other. Also, it wouldn't be the first time a person pitted two of their nations against each other.

OOC: Honestly, I do not have that much time in my hands to do that, one nation is enough trouble.

IC: They dont have to come, but they were crying, and were begging to get out of the nation, I will keep them in Bohovia untill all of Al Quidah is stable, they are NOT forced to stay they can leave, when they want to, I am just going to make sure they are in a safe place, OOC: I was making suggestions to what we can do to the land, If Al Quidah quits. We feel we are being treated un-fairly.

OOC: That's for Al Quidah to say, what his citizens were doing. That's the godmodding part. Al Quidah could have claimed they were resisting, and he has the right to, as it's his nation. And if Al-Quidah quits, he disappears.

OOC: That's for Al Quidah to say, what his citizens were doing. That's the godmodding part. Al Quidah could have claimed they were resisting, and he has the right to, as it's his nation. And if Al-Quidah quits, he disappears.

OOC: I only had 6 hours to do the operation beofore attacks happened, It was Al Quidah's job to now, that he/she had to retalite quick, and he/she sent a threat saying he/she would, so he/she knew that I was going to go into the country to save citizens HIDING IN FALLOUT SHELTERS, this tells me they want to leave the country.

OOC: Bohovia, I do not live in Canada, I live Cairo, Egypt, although I have visited and Its pretty nice. Sorry for being offline a lot, I have examinations for school soon.

***********World Wide Broadcast************

We are outraged that Bohovia had came in to our nation, and took our people without permission, but we are happy that you will not keep them in your nation, and you are allowing them to stay in Bohovia, untill the attacks on my nation stop. We are also outraged that nation like Anghele are shooting missiles into Al Quidah, and from now on, any nation who attacks us with missile, It will be deflected, and we will blow up the nation who attacked us. So I recommened you back-off. Thank you. OOC: Gun Maunfactuers we are not the same players, that is so stupid that someone can come up with something like this, I only joined like 4 days ago, my classmate from school told me about it, why the hell would I want to be a peace-keeper, it makes the game borning.

any nation who attacks us with missile, It will be deflected, and we will blow up the nation who attacked us. So I recommened you back-off. Thank you.

OOC: Priceless....

OOC: I only had 6 hours to do the operation beofore attacks happened, It was Al Quidah's job to now, that he/she had to retalite quick, and he/she sent a threat saying he/she would, so he/she knew that I was going to go into the country to save citizens HIDING IN FALLOUT SHELTERS, this tells me they want to leave the country.

OOC: 6 hours in NS time can take days in real time. You should have given Al Quidah time to respond.

Should the Nation of Al Quidah attempt further unprovoked WMD strikes, the Armed Republic of Salzland will be forced to directly intervene, intercept and destroy said Weapons of Mass Destruction.

OOC: Ignoring the fact that Al Quidah shouldn't have nuclear capabilities until he/she reaches at least 100 million population per II standards (unless someone's supplying them to him/her), let's try to keep any further warfare conventional only. Everyone will have more fun.

OOC: 6 hours in NS time can take days in real time. You should have given Al Quidah time to respond.

OOC: You do not understand, I meant 6 hours real life time, thats plenty of time.

OOC: Unless he's... asleep? It's generally good form to give someone a day (or two, or more) to respond, especially when a rather significant event (such as a mass invasion/kidnapping) is occurring.

OOC: Bohovia, Salz makes an exceptional point. What if Al was at school? At work? Busy and unable to get on? His internet died? All of these things must be taken into account when making war. You should only advance your story when your opponent has advanced his.

OOC: Bohovia, Salz makes an exceptional point. What if Al was at school? At work? Busy and unable to get on? His internet died? All of these things must be taken into account when making war. You should only advance your story when your opponent has advanced his.

OOC: I agree with that, I do not agree with him saying/accusing me of invading and kidnapping there citizens, I will NOT stand-by and let innocent people suffer, they were begging to leave the nation, when my troops picked them up, this is not an kidnapping, they can leave Bohovia If the feel they want to, we will not stop them, Bohovia wants to make sure innocent people caught in the cross-fire are safe. PS: Al Quidah has reported early today, on his/her comments, so im guessing he or she knew when the attack was, so these things you suggested (Internet Cut EXT) could not be anymore, and he/she did not say anything about this, just that they were outraged that my troops went in and saved innocent people, and that they would shoot any missiles that came into the nation, and will attack the nation who, attacked them. Thank you. Regards, Bohovia.

OOC: Still Bohovia, saying they were begging to be rescued is godmodding. You cannot control the citizens and army of another country, only your own.

OOC: The operation is finsihed anyways, It doesent matter anymore.

OOC: Al Quidah, it still does. You are not required to accept anything he says, unless it isn't godmodding. Almost 100% of all the stuff included in his posts are godmodded.

OOC: Has anyone launched nukes at him yet?



Also falkasia can't see yellow HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Falkasia JK

OOC: Al Quidah, it still does. You are not required to accept anything he says, unless it isn't godmodding. Almost 100% of all the stuff included in his posts are godmodded.

OOC: It doesent matter, I told him that I was going to attack him, but I just missed it, besides I started my nation bad, and I have already been nuked, I should be dead, the governemnt is in Anarchy, we surrender.

IC: ****Al-Quidah Surrender Notice****


After a long fought war with nations including, Bohovia and Anghele are nations people (whats left of them) have been suffering enough, we here by surrender in the war, and grant Anghele a small part of our land as well as, 200,000$, for Bohovia we will grant you a small piece of land, 200,000$ and to be able to keep the citizens that you brung to safety from Al Quidah, we ask that, If the want to leave Bohovia after they recover and come back to Al Quidah or any other nation that you allow them. Thank you

OOC: Has anyone launched nukes at him yet?



Also falkasia can't see yellow HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Falkasia JK

OOC: LMAO!

IC: Yes, we have been nukes 3 times and we have are surrender notice.

OOC: Just a question, how was Ralkovia's remark funny?

OOC: Just a question, how was Ralkovia's remark funny?

OOC: Because in yellow (witch you are colour blind) he ssiad "Falkasia is colour blind to yellow HAHAH, then he said just kidding.

OOC: lol. Picking on the colorblind guy, are we Ralkovia?!!! Shame on you!

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

The Anghele Armed Forces are initiating a new military operation against Al-Quidah.

We are sending 500.000 infantry units along with 115.000 mechanized units supported by 25.000 airbourne units,comprised of attack helicopters and VSTOL aircrafts.

We are taking over the entire country.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

The Anghele Armed Forces are initiating a new military operation against Al-Quidah.

We are sending 500.000 infantry units along with 115.000 mechanized units supported by 25.000 airbourne units,comprised of attack helicopters and VSTOL aircrafts.

We are taking over the entire country.

Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.


OOC: Bohovia already occupy half of the nation, so you can only take over half the nation or we can share the whole thing.

OOC: lol. Picking on the colorblind guy, are we Ralkovia?!!! Shame on you!

OOC: LOL! Dont worry falk its all in good fun :D

OOC: Bohovia already occupy half of the nation, so you can only take over half the nation or we can share the whole thing.


Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We have decided to let you run half of the country.

As a token of our appreciation for your peacekeeping iniciative.


Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.

Anghele Ministry Of Defense | Newspeak: MiniPax

We have decided to let you run half of the country.

As a token of our appreciation for your peacekeeping iniciative.


Albert Chambers,Anghele Defense Minister.


IC: We thank you, for your understanding, and we are looking forward to improving foriegn relations, with Bohovia and Anghele.

OOC: You do not understand, I meant 6 hours real life time, thats plenty of time.

OOC: That's not enough time. Reason being is the timezones and for all we know, the bloke could be at school, outside doing something, sleeping or went out for 6 hours. You really need to give them a couple of days. Sometimes you need to learn to be patience.

OOC: That's not enough time. Reason being is the timezones and for all we know, the bloke could be at school, outside doing something, sleeping or went out for 6 hours. You really need to give them a couple of days. Sometimes you need to learn to be patience.

OOC: I will remember next time, but he has already surrendered.