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*PRESEDNT OF AL QUIDAH STEPS TO THE STAND*

We have recently won a war a nation called Deneciap, but It has resulted in a collasp in are economy, we will NOT sell our Cruise Missiles, and our nuclear weopons, but we will be taking more loans form the bank and will raise etax for 23% to 29% today, this will help us rebuild the part of the capital that was destroyed, and buy more nuclear weopons. We WILL eventualy be launching Cruise missiles and even nuclear weopons, we will start our mission to conquer the world, we have so far conquered Denecaep and are building many miltary bases, homes, and are making factories to produce nuclear weopons, inare new land.

[OoC; Ehh. Danaecap, is this your alternate? If this isn't Danaecap, I suggest you remove the comment about conquering Danaecap. You can't just say you conquered someone without actually going to war and stationing troops in their country. And starting a war against the world will get you promptly destroyed. Read over these comments, and then stick to the guides in the sticky 'The Compass to International Incidents. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994)

On a second note, about nuclear weapons.I highly suggest you do not start out building nuclear weapons, because later you will most likely just use a nuke spam if it looks like you are losing a war. You'll do this because you have the nukes to spam with. So start out with conventional weapons. You have a much higher chance of not getting invaded.]

Official Transmission

From: The republic of The Battlehawk

The Battlehawk will not allow Nuclear weapons to fall into the hands, or be constructed by those who would use them to threaten teh free world. While we shall take action ourseelves, we request that the International community supports us in this action.

End Message

The Republic Of Madurastan totally stands behind the Republic Of The Battlehawk and we pledge to take action ourselves to protect the free world if necessary.

Official Transmission

From: The republic of The Battlehawk

The Battlehawk is grateful for the Republic fo Madurastans Support

End Message

The Prime Minister of No Names Left Damn It says try it, see where it gets you.

Communique from Heirosoloa

Since Al Quidah is such a new nation, the Allied States of Heirosoloa will spare them the war some of the other nations on the international stage or more eager for. We demand you remove your troops from Danaecap and stop creating nuclear weapons. A zeppelin will be sent with a senior adviser to help your nation grow in a much better and less invasion-inviting direction. Have a nice day.

Signed,
Chance Skii, Prime Minister

[OOC: Do not even bother with starting to Role play with him, he made the same thread last night and it was deleted. He is a very bad RPer even after I tryed to help him. It's obvious he didn't read the stickies.]

[OoC; Ehh. Danaecap, is this your alternate? If this isn't Danaecap, I suggest you remove the comment about conquering Danaecap. You can't just say you conquered someone without actually going to war and stationing troops in their country. And starting a war against the world will get you promptly destroyed. Read over these comments, and then stick to the guides in the sticky 'The Compass to International Incidents. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994)

On a second note, about nuclear weapons.I highly suggest you do not start out building nuclear weapons, because later you will most likely just use a nuke spam if it looks like you are losing a war. You'll do this because you have the nukes to spam with. So start out with conventional weapons. You have a much higher chance of not getting invaded.]

IC: I did invade the nation of Daneceap, yesterday, and he surrendered, and I moved my troops in. OOC: MOD deleted the topic/

[OOC:He didn't surrender. He quit OOCly. You had 5.5 million men in your armed forces.]

Communique from Heirosoloa

Since Al Quidah is such a new nation, the Allied States of Heirosoloa will spare them the war some of the other nations on the international stage or more eager for. We demand you remove your troops from Danaecap and stop creating nuclear weapons. A zeppelin will be sent with a senior adviser to help your nation grow in a much better and less invasion-inviting direction. Have a nice day.

Signed,
Chance Skii, Prime Minister

We are not going to get rid or our Nuclear Weopons, and we have won the war beetween Danaceap fair and sqaure, and will not retreat the area. I strongly sugest you do not fly into Al Quidah terrotory as troops will shoot it down, with missiles.

We are offering to send in peacekeepers to maintain law and order, if need be.

OOC: OK, you know what, I'll do a war with this guy and anything that is unrealistic godmodding, I shall point out and I shall endeavour to make this guy see the error of his ways, I'll post an ORBAT in my next post when I start invasion

Official Transmission

From: The republic of The Battlehawk

The Battlehawk is grateful for the Republic fo Madurastans Support

End Message

We are glad to help. If an invasion is likely, would you need assistance?

Official Transmission

From: The Republic of The Battlehawk

Any help is appreciated, we have dispatched a Carrier group with additional Amphibious assault craft to the area,

Encripted Message: Code Black

We are not mobilising land forces at this time but have Madurastan Strategic Air Command (MSAC) go to standby. We will if the situation deteriorates notfiy Madurastan Strategic Missile Command (MSMC).

Encrypted MEssage

We aknoledged

OOC: I never surrendered, I even played along, until you went all "I haVe ZiLLions of AtOM bOMbs"

We obviously will be supporting the battlehawk.

IC:

At Liberty City Military Base, the B52Hs of Madurastan Strategic Air Command (MSAC) were being prepared in case of trouble. Alert Status was currently Amber and crews were being prepared. Even as a visable deterent, next to a B52, a secure crate containing a 40 Kiloton Thurmonuclear Bomb was being guarded by 2 soldiers. The B52s were already fueled and the crews waiting by their aircraft for the dreaded orders to take off.

At silos all over Madurastan, the staff manning them were constanly recieving coded messages about the situation and possible targets. But for the moment, the covers would remain closed until the Blackhawk government asked for them.

Ralkovia, now pissed at a tiny nation that has provoked a nuclear war, is now declaring "Total War" on the nation of Al Quidah. Ralkovia is immediately deploying 4,000 FOABs. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_of_all_bombs) While the cost may be extremely expensive Ralkovia plans on making a profit from selling Al Quidah survivors as slaves to other corporations. Furthermore, the land will be sold at national auction after it has been stripped of all human life.

Ralkovian death guard will cannibalize all government personnel. We shall make sure nothing will be left.

We will bomb all day and burn all night
Until there's not a living thing upright.
We will make your country the largest exporter of misery.

You have 6 hours to beg for surrender. We won't show mercy a second afterwards.

OOC: If you would rather my country not get involved i can delete this post.

"Sir, a developing nation called AL QUIDAH has gained access to nuclear weapons."
"So why is this important? We have made dozens of deals supplying WMD to new countries"
"Sir they believe threw the use of This weapons they will gain global control."
"Hmmmm. i smell a new Macgruber province."
"Should we issue a warning to there country."
"No! Have a invasion force ready immediately. Take the capital and we will force them to surrender there weapons and cancel there upcoming projects and restore peace."

Many Macgruber airbases begin loading planes for a massive parachuting invasion.

Official Message to AL QUIDAH: Surrender now or prepare to be bombed back to the stone age. The invasion will happen no matter what, but you surrendering decides if they will be shooting at you.

"Citizens of Denecaep, do not believe this propaganda. You are not under the control of Al Quidah. We are still our own nation, though Al Quidah is bragging to other countries that they control us. Effective immediately we will be sending bombers to their country. Keep in mind they are a weak country, as their capital is destroyed and filled with nuclear gas."

(Nuclear gas WTF?)

The Battlehawk Task Force approached teh stageing area, led by the Allegiance class carrier, RBS Explorer

ORBAT

1 Alliegance Class Carrier
-100 Aircraft
4 Wasp Class Amphibous Assault
4 Argonaugh Class Cruisers
8 Avenger Class Destroyers

10,000 Marines
500 M1A2 MBT's
Numerous M3 Bradelys
Four Commanche Squadrons
Eight Blackhawk Squadrons

The Macgruber government sends a plead for no one to bomb the captured territory of Denecaep. We have enough anti ballistic missiles to ensure the nuclear power is not a threat. do what you want to Al Quidah, but spare Denecaep we will recapture it soon

OOC: My country is not captured! I quit after Al Quidah said he had 3 atom bombs. My country is COMPLETELY free, so please do not listen to this lying country and his idiotic claims!!!

The Macgruber government sends a plead for no one to bomb the captured territory of Denecaep. We have enough anti ballistic missiles to ensure the nuclear power is not a threat. do what you want to Al Quidah, but spare Denecaep we will recapture it soon

The plea from the Macgruber government has made us decide to stop preparing the B52s for a nuclear strike. We will however standby for a conventional ICBM strike on military targets if needed.

OOC: My country is not captured! I quit after Al Quidah said he had 3 atom bombs. My country is COMPLETELY free, so please do not listen to this lying country and his idiotic claims!!!

OOC: I believe you :)

OOC: That is it! My country is completely out of this thread. War all you want, but I am not captured, I just quit a stupid war thread ooc, because he assumed he was invincible and had tons of atom bombs. Then, when I bombed HIS capital, he said it had not been very hurt.

OOC: I misunderstood that part then


More than 200 militray transport planes carrying 32600 troops take from Macgruber as they head for Al Quidah. An additional 300 fighter jets air guard this massive attack.

Please hold Any nuclear attacks on Al Quidah we will try and capture it those responsible and restore order. Ralkovia we can ship you the prisoners.

ORBAT


6th fleet- approximately 3000 miles away

commander- admiral chase "Cheetah" Picodee
2 Nimitz Carriers
4 Matriarch Carriers
6 emperor class Battlecruisers
8 Invincible Battleships
12 Arleigh Burkley Destroyers
20 Shadow Harbors LHD
26 Manticore Cruisers
30 Neutralizer class Anti-missile destroyers

6 Ohio class SSGNs
6 Ohio class SSBNs



10 EC-14 AWACS
100 F-21 "sparrow hawks"

12 CH-46 Sea Knight
60 AH-1W/AH1Z Super Cobra
60 S-70B Seahawk
60 Sea King
60 RAH-66 Comanche



8th fleet Approximately 6000 miles away
2 Invincible Battleships
12 Kuznetsov carriers
16 Arleigh Burkley Destroyers
18 Manticore Cruisers
40 Shadow Harbors LHD
30 Neutralizer class Anti-missile destroyers

50 F-21 "sparrow hawks"
12 CH-46 Sea Knight
200 AH-1W/AH1Z Super Cobra
100 RAH-66 Comanche

Between both fleets-
200,000 death guard
500 U-3A2 Main Battle Tank
200 Earth III Main Battle Tank
500 bradley linebackers
50 Firestorm "Hell" Flamethrower tanks.
600 Bradley APCs

Be it known to all parties:

The Armed Republic of Salzland hereby announces that it will underwrite and/or fully cover any financial costs incurred by military forces (including but not limited to transportation, combat equipment losses and resupply costs) engaged in operations against the nation of Al Quidah, up to a ceiling of $100 Billion per nation. Happy hunting.

Joint Declaration signed on behalf of the Republic Congress and President William Phillips

(OOC: I read the entire original thread this morning before it was deleted, so I have no qualms about you all putting this guy down)

The ASoGM will not become militarily involved in this conflict, unless we are attacked. That said, effective immediately, there is a travel and trade ban with the nation of Al Quidah for their aggressive threats. Luckily, there are no Al Quidah citizens or businesses in the ASoGM, and no ASoGM citizens or businesses in Al Quidah, so there is no need to expend resources to recover our citizens, or expel theirs.

Stoklomolvi says,

"Augh, nuclear weopons."

The Usually Violent Nation of Cuborg will not stand for a tinpot dictatorship threatening the rest of the world with a nuclear Armageddon. Cuborg will commit at least 50,000 troops to soften up Al Quidah for future attacks by other nations. Al Quidah will never see the day Cuborg and Ralkovia and Macgruber will be under your rule. Our men will enter your country with Macgruber's convoy.

Murra supports the great nation of Al Quidah in its quest to rule the world with nuclear weapons! We are willing to commit up to $40 billion per week in personnel and weapons costs to defend it against the aggressors, plus our vast arsenal of nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons!







































































No, not really. You can kill them now.

-- unknown source

Lol lol lol lol

:rolleyes:

Carl Grey sat in his living room, cause all national leaders do all day is watch tv, and was flipping through the channels, "Nothing on again today, oh, oh, wait for it, trash", he stuffed his face with more popcorn, "honey, they made a second movie about this fictional Al Quidah nation nuking people again. Who ever thought this up is on crack, and whoever keeps sponsoring these films is a moron. The guy doesn't even know anything militaries or their capabilities." The Premier of the United Socialist States of Nova Yavin sat and watched the horrible film unfold.

Carl Grey sat in his living room, cause all national leaders do all day is watch tv, and was flipping through the channels, "Nothing on again today, oh, oh, wait for it, trash", he stuffed his face with more popcorn, "honey, they made a second movie about this fictional Al Quidah nation nuking people again. Who ever thought this up is on crack, and whoever keeps sponsoring these films is a moron. The guy doesn't even know anything militaries or their capabilities." The Premier of the United Socialist States of Nova Yavin sat and watched the horrible film unfold.

(Yours might. Most of all our national leaders work extremely hard)

OOC: Next time i invade a country I'll chose the one where the leaders sit on there asses watching daytime Television.

**********CLASSIFIED*******************

"OK men, we are ready to launch a nuclear missile into Ralkovia?"

"Yes sir!"

"Launch it!!!!"

"Yes sir!"

"Make sure you have the speical AUE divice attatched to it so it cant be spotted on radar"

"Yes sir!"

"Launch in 5 4 3 2 1 0

Time to destination: 30 minutes

ooc

speical AUE divice

pure genius *sigh*

iron station outpost and anti-missile silo

"sir, satellites monitoring the region of al-quidah have picked up the launch of an icbm. It is not showing up on radar however. What our are orders sir?!," said corporal technician lewis strawn to colonel davis.

"son get a bead on that missile fire an interceptor and then alert hurricane outpost."

"yes sir!"

the technician worked as fast as he could punching in the data codes.
Seven interceptors streaked from the silos crashing into the icbm and bringing it down over the ocean. However the titanic 2, a cruise ship from some far off country was not so lucky. The last messages were sent to another ship sailing in the same waters. Here was the last radio call.

"titanic 2 adjust your speed you're heading near an ice field."

"thanks for the warning but our ship has a double hull, this ship is unsinkable."
*scuffling noise is heard and in the background someone shouts about a pretty explosion moments later they shout about a flying iceberg*
*transmission ends*

To: Nations of the World
From: Office of the Minister for Defense, Salzland

Noting the actions of the nuclear-armed rogue state of Al Quidah, please be advised that in addition to its previous offer of financial assistance toward any military efforts against said rogue state of Al Quidah, Salzland's Strategic Missile Defense systems will be made available to any nation requesting assistance in preventing any attempted nuclear attacks for the duration of this conflict.

Signed on behalf of the Minister for Defense
Ian Williams

(OOC: This is mainly for any smaller countries worried about getting nuked. Don't be.)

XXXXX TOP SECRET MEMO XXXXX

From the office of: XAGENCY NOT IDENTIFIEDX
From the desk of Ambassador XNAME CENSOREDX


TOP SECRET:::::

King Zhaoxiang of Qin issues the following proclamation: In relation to Al Quidah's clear and notable aggression against its neighboring states, the Allied States of King Zhaoxiang of Qin has decided to take action.

The Allied States of King Zhaoxiang of Qin does not necessarily accept the evidence that Al Quidah is armed with nuclear weapons since the veracity of it's claims regarding the Denecaep region have proved questionable. The Allied States of King Zhaoxiang of Qin will respond by flying 50 MQ-9 Reaper unmanned ariel vehicle drones over the airspace of Al Quidah to attempt to gather intelligence on whether the claims made by Al Qudah are legitimate.

MQ-9 Reaper Unmanned Aeriel Vehicles carry Up to 14 AGM-114 Hellfire air to ground missiles or four Hellfire missiles and two 500 lb (230 kg) GBU-12 Paveway II laser-guided bombs, and fly at an altitude of 50,000 feet.

We will not hesitate before making a military strike on any targets deemed potentially nuclear by the King Zhaoxiang of Qin Intelligence Ministry.

We will, of course, remain in touch with all forces opposed to Al Quidah's aggression before taking military action to ensure the safety of all friendly forces.

Mission to be begun in : XCLASSIFIEDX
Expected Mission Complete Time: XCLASSIFIEDX
Expected Update Time: XCLASSIFIEDX

iron station outpost and anti-missile silo

"sir, satellites monitoring the region of al-quidah have picked up the launch of an icbm. It is not showing up on radar however. What our are orders sir?!," said corporal technician lewis strawn to colonel davis.

"son get a bead on that missile fire an interceptor and then alert hurricane outpost."

"yes sir!"

the technician worked as fast as he could punching in the data codes.
Seven interceptors streaked from the silos crashing into the icbm and bringing it down over the ocean. However the titanic 2, a cruise ship from some far off country was not so lucky. The last messages were sent to another ship sailing in the same waters. Here was the last radio call.

"titanic 2 adjust your speed you're heading near an ice field."

"thanks for the warning but our ship has a double hull, this ship is unsinkable."
*scuffling noise is heard and in the background someone shouts about a pretty explosion moments later they shout about a flying iceberg*
*transmission ends*

(damn you al-quidah why did you have to sink it. Sorry, not a very good post but I have like 10 minute breaks and I have to post quick.)

[OOC]This is getting the scale of GWO-STOK war lol,one of the most funniest threads,and GO GET HIM RALK KILL THAT SON OF A ****!

***********CLASSIFIED INFORMATION-NO GODMODEING******
"Men, we managed to ship, we have to hit there main land"

"We will launch 7 atomic bommbs a long with 12 figter and 10 bomber aircraft, make sure the bombs and planes goes about 300 miles of the coast of Ralkovia, and the we will turn it towards land into the subarbs into the capital, and we wil dethonate all 7 bombs there and crash all the planes into the capital, remember I want 1 plane to carry 1 out of the 7 atomic bombs in the back, that way they will olny have a 1 in 22 chance of shooting down the plane with the bomb, and if they do, the bomb will still dethonate either way"

Ralkovia cannot be saved by MQ-9 Reapers. MQ-9 Reapers cannot shoot planes out of the air, and therefore cannot stop nuclear attack against Ralkovia.

Mission aborted. King Zhaoxiang of Qin wishes to withdraw from this conflict and send ambassadors to Al Quidah to negotiate a series of aid packages in exchange for nuclear calm between Al Quidah and King Zhaoxiang of Qin.

OOC: If it had been silos I totally would have had you.

As the enemy bomber planes came onto radar the F-35s lock there targets and fire at all the bombers. The Macgruber planes reached Al Quidah and begin flying towards the capital. the air guard begin firing at all anti air positions along the way.

"Sir, they launched a nuke."
"HAHHAHA..... it was shot down right?"
"Yes."
"hehehe... kill them all spare no man no matter his importance."

**************Classified**********************

"The 7 atomic bombs, and 22 aircrafts are on the mainland"

Time to the capitial/impact: 1 minute and a half

The F-35s unleash a volley of missiles upon the aircrafts. each one targeted.

**************Classified**********************

"The 7 atomic bombs, and 22 aircrafts are on the mainland"

Time to the capitial/impact: 1 minute and a half


OOC: That's a god mod since you havent allowed the other guy to repond or open fire with his/her AA systems. I suggest you re-write with the aircraft inbound to whoever nation your sending it too.

***********CLASSIFIED INFORMATION-NO GODMODEING******
"Men, we managed to ship, we have to hit there main land"

"We will launch 7 atomic bommbs a long with 12 figter and 10 bomber aircraft, make sure the bombs and planes goes about 300 miles of the coast of Ralkovia, and the we will turn it towards land into the subarbs into the capital, and we wil dethonate all 7 bombs there and crash all the planes into the capital, remember I want 1 plane to carry 1 out of the 7 atomic bombs in the back, that way they will olny have a 1 in 22 chance of shooting down the plane with the bomb, and if they do, the bomb will still dethonate either way"

(You never hit my mainland fool. You hit a cruise ship. BTW my country is over 8000 miles away from you. You wouldn't even be able to fly that far.)

ooc Lynion don't waste your breath

OOC: That's a god mod since you havent allowed the other guy to repond or open fire with his/her AA systems. I suggest you re-write with the aircraft inbound to whoever nation your sending it too.

OOC: I know what you mean, but he wont have time to react, he doesent even now its happening, ny information was all classified, right now you godmoding, you dont now anything about this attack, and you should use OOC tags, I already waited like an hour the bombs arent gonna wait for him.

(You never hit my mainland fool. You hit a cruise ship.)

That was the 1st nuclear attack this is a whole different attack, its too late nwo though.

OOC:Your aircraft came up on radar like your missile. respond to my invasion or i'll keep going.

OOC: I did use OOC tags thank you and you should be waiting on the defender.

*IMPACT IN 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1 *22 aircrafts hit the capitals buidling and landmarks, while the 7 atomic bombs hit the major governemnt buildings, and most populated area. Ill be awating causilty results soon.

You should await for the defender, genius.

*IMPACT IN 5, 4, 3, 2 ,1 *22 aircrafts hit the capitals buidling and landmarks, while the 7 atomic bombs hit the major governemnt buildings, and most populated area. Ill be awating causilty results soon.

OOC: AQ, that's not how RPing works, it's more like Chess. You make a move, then you let your opponent make his move, you then counter his last move. It doesn't matter if it takes him five minutes to reply or two months, you can't move on, otherwise there's no real point in anyone else being here.

(Dude my country is almost 8000 miles away. Furthermore, my country has over 20,000 small islands with fortifications that would blow all you're planes sky high but that gives me the perfect time to do this. Because my capital is surrounded by anti-aircraft fire. I hold the record for having the most anti-air weapons per square mile. What you did is g-dmodding. In return I am counting on the over 4 million flak guns, anti-aircraft missiles, defense force, and scram jets to combine into one final death blast. BTW I am bringing in the mods.)

"SIR BOMBERS IN BOUND"
"Use the Severus."
"Yes sir"

Within seconds over 300 phosphorous bombs were launched at the planes, the planes were disintegrated in an instant nothing left as the rounds burned at 4500 C.

OOC: lol..Al Quidah was already told once that he was god modeing and he didn't stop.

His planes never reached Ralkovia in the first place and now he's nuking Ralkovia's capital? When did that happen? lol.

Pointless. And my cool idea about the unmanned aerial vehicles would have been cool, too. Oh well. Maybe I'll start a new one of these that doesn't suck.

OOC: AQ, that's not how RPing works, it's more like Chess. You make a move, then you let your opponent make his move, you then counter his last move. It doesn't matter if it takes him five minutes to reply or two months, you can't move on, otherwise there's no real point in anyone else being here.
OOC: Very well said.

The Cuborg planes tail the Macgruber cargo planes. Some of the new guys were talking. "They say this guy's gonna nuke everyone." "Everyone who?" "No, everyone." "Don't worry, my friend. This is 2009. We got missile shields." "Touche!"

( Al-Quidah my country is a heavily armed state. My capital is smack dab in the middle of my thousands of miles of territory. My country borders an 8 billion man nation that constantly declares wars on me so yeah I am prepared for most anything. You're not flying bombers without support and a large fleet.

You're planes aren't ninjas radar, visual, satellite, and thermal would pick them up in an instant. My fleets are watching you're nation. To cross that much distance in an hour is not possible without being turned to scrap metal.)

Still awaiting causilties results

Here's my estimated casualty results: the plane crew.

OOC: Ralkovia doesn't need to give a causility result simply because you godmoded.

Over 2 people died from a car crash caused by seeing how epic the destruction of you're bomber was when the phosphorous bombs completely vaporized every one on board.

-Ralkovia's turn-

"Fire"
Over 300 Sniper Satellites began to drop millions of small bowling ball like bombs. Made of tungsten the bowling balls dropped to earth pounding the ground and destroying everything in there way.

The projectiles screamed to earth, creating a magnificent meteor shower to the nations that were close to al-quidah. However inside the borders of al-quidah all hell was breaking loose. Tungsten tears as they were called by the ralkovians would easily destroy underground bunkers as a piece of metal smashed into earth going almost 1200 miles per second.

Still awaiting causilties results

OOC: AQ, to sum it up, he's saying that because you jumped the gun and RPed as if he wasn't there, that he has no casualties because there is no way that 9 aircraft (Or whatever it was) will make it through the masses of SAM's, AA, Interceptors and countless other defences that have been put up. Especially seeing as you failed to say what type of aircraft they were or what they were carrying, apart from 'an atom bomb'.

You need to be specific and give people a chance

OOC: OH OH OH OVER HERE! if he keeps godmoding i got a interesting one. Macgruber launches a nuke at Al Quidah. he has no chance to stop it and it destroys his entire nation. Oh and our planes escape the blast and head for a party! just kidding respond to my and Cuborg air assault.

(LOL you know what I just realized. My tungsten tears give a whole new meaning to death showers.

Al-Quidah if you hadn't g-dmodded I would have been willing to have gotten hit. I would have made it actually cool and worth something instead of how you just magically teleported them to my capital.)

Yeah, really. This was fun until you screwed it up, AQ. My unmanned aerial vehicles could have been cool, too. I was thinking maybe Ralkovia misfired and blew some of them up and then I would turn against them and stuff.

Friggin...we ought to start this again without AQ breaking the rules.

[OoC; You realize that this thread started with Al-Quidah posting nuclear threats. How can you start the thread over without Al-Quiadah? THat would be like restarting the Stok-GWO war without Stok and GWO.]

( Actually I want Al-Quidah to g-dmod again it would give me just cause to use my newest weapon that would crush any country. You know what fuck it. The mod should be coming real soon. So let me get this post done.)

"FIRE THE CN BOMB"

"SIR THE CN BOMB?"

"YES"

"RIGHT AWAY"

The satellite loaded up a giant metal box and fired it at Al-Quidah. As the box smacked into earth it began to open up. Inside a small timer began to beep and a door came undone.

A figure stepped out. Standing in the box was none other then
!
!
!
!
!
CHUCK NORRIS

Who roundhouse kicked every al-quidahian.

OOC: You fool you have unleashed Chuck Norris on the world! you have doomed us all! lol

OOC: Chuck Norris? *dies from laughter*

IC:

"IGNORE Cannon is in range sir," started Lee as Woff stroked his chin.

"Fire when ready," smiled Woff as he watched the cannon change directions. Sweat started to run down his face as he thought about what he just ordered.

"Open fire!" ordered Lee as the massive cannon fired...an IGNORED Shell at Al-Quidah which didn't cause any damage as it wasn't meant to cause damage. In fact, it landed and the word: IGNORED by Lynion! Was written across it.

Meanwhile back home, Woff wipe the sweat off his face and gave a sigh of relief.

"Anyone up for a beer?" offered Woff as the operators and Lee stood up. "I'm only shouting two rounds," smiled Woff as the group went down to the local pub for a beer.

[OoC; You realize that this thread started with Al-Quidah posting nuclear threats. How can you start the thread over without Al-Quiadah? THat would be like restarting the Stok-GWO war without Stok and GWO.]

Yeah thats like making coca cola with out the cocaine...Wait they've done that. OH MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE.

OOC: lolz. Is this thread getting off topic?

OOC: lolz. Is this thread getting off topic?

Not at all:rolleyes:

Mods should be coming soon

He basically did that same thing last night.

Al Quidah, here's some recommended bedtime reading: The Compass to International Incidents (v.2.0) (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994). It contains all the essentials to role playing. It'll help prevent your future threads from being reduced to this. And to the rest, if someone appears to not be familiar with role playing, bring the stickies to their attention by linking directly to them.