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This hereby invokes a war between two nations:
Attacker: The Grand Monarchy of V E X
Defender: The Dominion of The Blue Armys

Grounds of Attack:
I, Prince and Supreme Ruler of The Grand Monarchy of V E X, find that the "Dominion of The Blue Armys" has not become a monarchy and reformed their system of government, so I declare war upon them to overthrow the Capitalist and Democratic government and force them to replace it with a more... appealing type of government. The war begins within the hour. Any objections will be silenced, most likely with a rocket or... or... a sharp stick! (gasps from around the room)

OOC: Bad idea. You don't make post 1 a war...

OOC: First let me give you this acronym... WTF!?!?! First, I will send a letter to the Blue Armys, Your first post shouldn't be a WAR! Also, be realistic, and GIVE A REASON OF ATTACK!

OOC: Errr... is The Blue Armys even a real NS Nation ON the forums?

OOC: That was also what i was thinking. Never mind about the reasons part.

Yes, "The Blue Armys' is an existing nation. I made my first post a war because I have been wanting a war for some time now, nearly a month. I had not been on the forums before, and that was the sole reason I entered the forums. And, to you, 101st paratroopers, I did give a reason of attack and that is my reason in full.

OOC: Yeah I edited my post. do you even have an NS nation? Btw put ooc before an ooc post.

OOC:
Not very in depth now are we?

OOC: lol, seriously calm down dude. Post a larger opening thread, and READ THE STICKIES!

OOC: Lol, you don't declare war on a nation that has a population one tenth of yours.
I call you a coward, good sir.

well V E X i declare war on you for being dumb. I'll just shine a ring around to make your men yell "SHINY!"

OOC: Pope, please post ooc before you go ooc. I suggest you also read the stickies.

OOC: I'm going to send around 500 nukes and 10 million men with hazmat suits on if you don't stop this right now.

OOC: Being part of the republic coalition....

IC: As a member of the Republic Coalition, I hereby declare a state of war exists between the Monarchy of V E X and the Coalition of Rithian. Our invincible armies shall shatter your backs and take your land.

~Signed,
Leo Viteore

OOC2: I'd suggest declaring peace, like now, before I completely kill every person in your nation.

V E X my army will kill you with guns not sharp sticks.

OOC: Yeah, your new, we shall forget about this and move on. Rithian please wait until i nuke him.

OOC: sorry didnt read your post about putting OOC

OOC: I wanna be in the war and since your teaming V E X I'll take back my declaration of war on V E X And become his ally in this war.

[OOC: Pope, 101st, both of you need to just either contribute or leave. Trolling him without any production out of it is a waste of time, effort, and thought. And especially you, 101st, who tells a person to read the stickies when you should read the stickies yourself.]

OOC: lol, ok lets start!

[OOC: Pope, 101st, both of you need to just either contribute or leave. Trolling him without any production out of it is a waste of time, effort, and thought. And especially you, 101st, who tells a person to read the stickies when you should read the stickies yourself.]

Hey, i did read the stickies. I'm waiting for VEX to say if he is still in or not.

OOC: I think the two noobs in this are inactive. Also, Blue army probably doesn't know this is about him, and hasn't seen it.

OOC: Hold on a second, The Blue Army's, is that nation even on the forums?

OOC: they are still new but, I'll send a declaration soon.

OOC: Hold on a second, The Blue Army's, is that nation even on the forums?
OOC: yes or thats what VEX said. I'll check

OOC: dont ask me

OOC: DUDE YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS 101 Paratroopers 100% income tax that leaves no money for your citizens

OOc: note to self: Find a way to lower income tax.

Deep Within Briska's Borders


A lone C-130 aircraft departed from the underground airstrip deep within Briska, the brother-territory to Dephire. On board was an elite tactical unit of the Ortegaz Division. This unit was lead by Jason Ortegaz, and all had once been declared Exiles of the Realm by their former leader, Jacob Rhinestaff. Now the group of twenty-five soldiers, the Briskarn equivelant to the Dephirian Godsend Knight, were on their way to the nation they knew only as "V E X".

OOC: DUDE YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS 101 Paratroopers 100% income tax that leaves no money for your citizens

ooc: Are you making fun of a 100% tax rate? If you are, I consider that an insult.

Also, Dephire, twenty five soldiers, no matter how elite, aren't going to do shit unless they are an assassination group.

OOC: It's ok, lots of countries have 100 % income taxes. I really dont care.

IC:
TO: VEX
From: Ministry of Defence (101st)

I hereby declare war on VEX. You have Declared war against Blue Army, I will come in his aid and ally with Rithian. Be advised, you this is the last chance to sign a treaty before any harm is done to your people.

Signed
- Warren Victor
(Minister of Defence)

IC2:

"Mr. Johnson, your men are waiting and the nuclear missiles are waiting," said a soldier.

Mr. Johnson was the commander in chief of the 101st military. They had just declared war on VEX and were prepared to nuke them. His men were in hazmat suits waiting to board ships and planes to the enemy land.

" Very well, put them on stand by. We still need a go ahead from Winters," said Johnson.

John Winters was the dictator of the 101st and was probably still in bead sleeping. When he woke, Johnson would have the go ahead.

OOC:
You have no idea what my soldiers can do, nor can you dismiss what their abilities are before even knowing what they are..

General Viteore( OOC: Oh my gosh, LEO IS BACK!) stood waiting very patiently. He had executed the successful strike missile attack on the United Government, which eventually brought them to their knees. Almost a hundred strike missiles were to be used this time, not three. Radiation made for very bad war crime cases, big gigantic missiles with explosions, well not so much. All the missiles were pointed at military bases and city hubs. Any smidge of resistance by the kingdom would instantly be met with a surely death force, for such a small nation.

OOC: No matter how skilled they are, twenty five may put a 10,000 dent in an army of 100,000 but surely, the twenty five will almost always surely die. Once again, if they are an assassination group, they are more effective. Still not very useful though, as he is a noob apparently, and will probably just RP another guy coming to power instantly

Edit: Holy crap, he has a lot more people then I thought! 1.51 billion. I think I may withdraw, even if he has one half of my population.

OOC:
You have no idea what my soldiers can do, nor can you dismiss what their abilities are before even knowing what they are..


OOC: What do you mean by that?
I'm on your side.

OOC:
Only simply meaning that as none of you have yet Role-Played with me, you do not know that the Godsend Knight is a Super Soldier of the Dephirian Army. They are raised from birth in the art of killing. They are also given cybernetic armor that enhances their abilities beyond the normal human. As these are Briskarn people, their abilities are already above normal humans. Hence why I said what I had said.

Oh, and he should be fairly easy to destroy.

*takes a look at his own population*

Very easy.

OOC:

OOC: DUDE YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS 101 Paratroopers 100% income tax that leaves no money for your citizens

Lots of countries have 100% Income Taxes, dumbarse. It's called communism, heard of it?

Also, I suggest all of you just stay out of this; this war will almost certainly die or end in a retcon. Srsly.

OOC: Yeah, my 101st is just like that.
He has about the same as mine... But I could nuke him. Atleast I have missile defense crap.

OOC:



Lots of countries have 100% Income Taxes, dumbarse. It's called communism, heard of it?

Also, I suggest all of you just stay out of this; this war will almost certainly die or end in a retcon. Srsly.

I thought i said that. I can kill him. dont worry. Unless he godmods. Then we call him a noob and kick his ass by godmodding 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion nukes on him or something lol.

I think this is MT, and cybernetic armor is, at the very least, mt + 3. I'd still call it Post Modern Tech, but eh.

OOC: Idk, i dont care either. As soon as vEX gets back on I'll nuke him.

Nono, because if we're godmoding he can shoot them down.

Something like:

I FIRE 348091380579138578192075385701893579089570138959013890571831071 N00KS
AT YOUR COUNTRY. OH, AND ALSO, THE N00KS CAN'T BE SHOT DOWN. DID I MENTION THAT THEY NEVER MISS? YEAH, THAT TOO. ALSO, I CAN MANUFACTURE 38051395131593817058137891570318503189501379 MORE PER SECOND FOR $11.08. YEAH. ALSO, THEY HAVE A RANGE OF 38901578105873190573810958190385713095871093857109358170395831 MILES.
K.

OOC:
You can't declare the tech age of someone else's thread.

Nono, because if we're godmoding he can shoot them down.

Something like:

I FIRE 348091380579138578192075385701893579089570138959013890571831071 N00KS
AT YOUR COUNTRY. OH, AND ALSO, THE N00KS CAN'T BE SHOT DOWN. DID I MENTION THAT THEY NEVER MISS? YEAH, THAT TOO. ALSO, I CAN MANUFACTURE 38051395131593817058137891570318503189501379 MORE PER SECOND FOR $11.08. YEAH. ALSO, THEY HAVE A RANGE OF 38901578105873190573810958190385713095871093857109358170395831 MILES.
K.
OOC: lol, i hope he doesn't

OOC:
Lots of countries have 100% Income Taxes, dumbarse. It's called communism, heard of it?
ooc
or you just not got anything to lower the taxes

OOC: Do you ever actually RP or else do you just give people your advise?

I wasn't setting the tech level. I said I think this is mt, seeing as how our friend here didn't do anything crazily fantasy/future like.

[OoC]

Stupidity Early Warning Satelite,orbiting above "V E X"

Stupid thread start detected...
Analizing....
Contacting the Stupidity International Crysis board and asking should we fire the I.G.N.O.R.E. intercontinental balistic missiles...

Noobguard Defence Screen Activated
...System Booting up...
...Insert Password...
XXXXX
...Password Accepted...

Status Report

--- Large Quantities of weapons grade lol detected
- Reccomend launching of SLIBM's
-Commence Launch Sequnce ? : Y/N Y
- Have a nice day.

ooc: lol this is loltastic, I have lols. Now to never return * scuttles away *

OOC: IGNORE missiles were my idea!

[OoC:]
hmmm...didn'y notice that,also

Federation wishes to buy a whole bunch of I.G.N.O.R.E. missiles from you so we can refurbish our Ignore arsenal.
Pleasure doing bussines with you.

OOC: Of course, it always is.

OOC2: You seriously have to change your sig, it isn't much of a "threat" anymore, it's more like, actually a WW.

ooc:yeah ill update it now,realy forgot about it xD

OOC:

Downtown Poiuytrewq, a quiet autumnal day around noontime

People are walking around and heading into restaurants to get something to eat. The scene is very idyllic, except for the traffic - which is oddly peaceful today. The leaves are starting to come off, and it's just a magic day. Except for one thing.

The people suddenly stand up. They are pointing at something. What is it? Suddenly, one person recognizes it, and the news spreads.

It is... a n00b.

The people immediately scream and head for cover. The n00b, the size of a twenty-story office building, starts to smash his way through town, without reading the highways signs. Bomb sirens start going off, and a military countdown has been started.

da Vincho Air Force Base

"Sir, it's going to take all we've got!" A nervous new lieutenant almost cries to his commanding officer.

"This had better work!" replies the officer. "Otherwise, you're going to be court-martialed!"

Hands sweaty, the lieutenant pressed the magic button.

10...
9...
8...
7...
6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

Twenty-six thousand, four hundred seventy-nine missiles took off, aimed for the n00b. As they whipped by Poiuytrewq, the people started to reemerge, somewhat. Will it work? Does it have a chance? Is the n00b too strong? Why did I move here where's there's always n00bs!

The missiles thudded into him, forcing him back a step. A young boy by the name of Andrew managed to catch a picture of one of the missiles with his brand new camera. Written across the side of the missile is I.G.N.O.R.E. It will be the rage of the Internet in a few hours.

OOC:
*shrugs and discontinues watching this thread*

OOC

*Slowly reads through thread. See's a lot of common themes. Realizes who is exactly posting, then sits back rubbing his temples*

Just....wow...

*Leaves the Thread alone*

OOC: IGNORE missiles were my idea!

OOC: They've been around for a long, long time. Even before I started.

OOC: Twas a joke... I was in the OOC-fake ic thing.

oOC: I want to declare this thread dead. The other guy hasnt posted.

Yah. I don't want to waste SMs if they ain't doin shit

Yeah. THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

Yeah. THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

OOC: You can't declare his thread dead after only 1 day. Also, first strike nuking a nation for only declaring war (no hostile actions yet) is a great way to get yourself in trouble with other nations, who may see you as an unstable, aggressive nation unable to responsibly own nukes.

Ok, sure, has VEX posted yet? No, I think he is going inactive.

Ok, sure, has VEX posted yet? No, I think he is going inactive.

OOC: You have to give him more than a day or two. People have real lives, too.

This is why I don't use nukes... I use missiles!

OOC:
Maybe he backed out after so many people started attacking. Haha.

Then again, I wonder what his reaction was (that is if did so) when he saw my nation's population. (Which is approx. 7 billion)

I have a little under 2.5 billion, which is enough to kill him 1v1, especially with my huge military structure. 1-2 billion is a bigger difference then 2-7. At one billion, your armies are still stuck in the lower millions, at 2 billion, you can raise armies closer to 1 billion. Logistically, an invasion cap is maxed at 1 billion unless you can manage to build platforms and that would take a few months,(Like, half a day or so) and you can't expect there not to be a recon patrol. Only difference between 2 and 7 is 7 has much, much larger coffers.

OOC:
With as large a workforce as I can muster up...logistics take care of themselves!:)

No matter what though, it's physically impossible to send more than 1 billion men ashore without building platforms and sending them in groups of 50 million.

OOC:
Most are held up in ships, sure. Gives me a vast navy. All occupational forces only number in the millions. Air force, well...it's huge...but doesn't hold over 10 million officers. It is impossible to have even one billion people just storm a beach, but I only send it like a million soldiers each two-week stage. Of course, a good other portion are sent in via airdrop.

OOC: Who even has one billion soldiers? It'll be a nightmare to organize.

I think this is dead.

First off, even the largest nations on NS could not have a billion man army. It would be roughly 8% or so of the largest nation's population, and would frankly ruin their nation. Furthermore, moving even half a billion soldiers would overload ANY nations logistical capabilities. Finally, don't you think that at least some of your nations armed forces can not be deployed overseas as they have to stay home to guard the homeland?

First off, even the largest nations on NS could not have a billion man army. It would be roughly 8% or so of the largest nation's population, and would frankly ruin their nation. Furthermore, moving even half a billion soldiers would overload ANY nations logistical capabilities. Finally, don't you think that at least some of your nations armed forces can not be deployed overseas as they have to stay home to guard the homeland?

Thus why my nation teaches all people in the art of war...does anyone even pay attention to what I describe my nation as being?

Dephire = Mandatory Military Service.

Basically...kids are born and taught how to be a soldier from their first day.

Dephire is basically a higher tech version of Sparta.

Same with me, except without the kids learning to fight part. We school until 12, THEN they learn how to kill people. Also, when in a global war, a billion soldiers could include conscripts and the like, and quite franky, I have WAY more weapons then I do soldiers.

Same with me, except without the kids learning to fight part. We school until 12, THEN they learn how to kill people. Also, when in a global war, a billion soldiers could include conscripts and the like, and quite franky, I have WAY more weapons then I do soldiers.

OOC:
Alright fellahs, let's leave this here thread alone...seeing how the thread starter isn't posting anymore.