NationStates Jolt Archive


War against Chavs.

United Anacreon
03-01-2009, 23:14
The Salisbury Standard

The kingdom of United Anacreon has declared a war on chavs. United Anacreon is calling on all nations to aid in the new war on chavs. The UA military is relatively untrained in combating the burberry capped infestation, and several major cities have fallen to chavs with their cries of "wicked innit".
101st paratroopers
03-01-2009, 23:23
OOC: Who is chavs?
Cukarica
03-01-2009, 23:25
[OoC] Chavs?
Stoklomolvi
03-01-2009, 23:28
[OOC: Go to urban dictionary, search up chav.]
101st paratroopers
03-01-2009, 23:30
OOC: Thanks
Cukarica
03-01-2009, 23:31
ooc


The kingdom of United Anacreon has declared a war on chavs. United Anacreon is calling on all nations to aid in the new war on chavs. The UA military is relatively untrained in combating the burberry capped infestation, and several major cities have fallen to chavs with their cries of "wicked innit".

Yes i know what is it but is this a joke?
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Chav, Chava or Charva is a slang derogatory term applied to certain young people in the United Kingdom. The stereotypical image of a chav is an aggressive teen or young adult, of working class background, who wears branded sports and casual clothing (baseball caps are also common) who often fights and engages in petty criminality and are often assumed to be unemployed or in a low paid job.
The Parthians
04-01-2009, 00:05
Saxo Owner's Club Statement

"Oi! Wana make sommtin of dat bruv?"
Flibblers
04-01-2009, 00:13
The Strange People of Flibblers is behind you in the war on chavs!
Our new expansive military will install sound activated turrets that will respond with deadly, and often high-powered, force that shall leave no chav standing.....probably just a gaping smoking, slightly radioactive hole but that's beside the point.

Down with burberry!
Cookesland
04-01-2009, 00:15
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Official Diplomatic Communiqué

Rather than declare war on these people, just ship 'em to us. We will gladly take them off your hands.

Best Wishes,
Steven J. Andolor
Steven J. Andolor
Secretary of State
The United States of Cookesland
Flibblers
04-01-2009, 00:21
I know when a nation is looking for cheap slave labour....or kidneys.
I prefer the turrets still.
Cookesland
04-01-2009, 00:25
I know when a nation is looking for cheap slave labour....or kidneys.
I prefer the turrets still.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w107/Cookesland/Flags/th250px-USSeal.png
Official Diplomatic Communiqué

Actually we just really don't like genocide (or slavery for that matter). Besides your loss is our gain.

Best Wishes,
Steven J. Andolor
Steven J. Andolor
Secretary of State
The United States of Cookesland
Flibblers
04-01-2009, 00:29
It's chavs. You may gain a percentage of your population but the rest of it will lose possessions quicker.

(My last post, I'm knackered) Night all!