Sarzonia
01-01-2009, 22:54
Diego Ordoño, head of The Sarzonian Census Bureau in Woodstock, pored over the numbers two, three, four times. He shook his head.
"Hey Bobby!" he called out. "Are these figures right?"
Bobby Masterson, the intern who was responsible for running the tabulation program in the software, called back, "I double and triple checked the figures with every available method short of hand counting every single entry.
"Do you think we should hand count every single entry?"
Ordoño raised both eyebrows with definite surprise. He walked over and ran the verification programs himself and examined the figures personally.
"No," he said finally. "We've run every check known to man. We know these figures are right. They're just ... surprising."
He sent an e-mail with the report to Senior Vice President and External Affairs Officer Grant Haffner, who was responsible for certifying the results. The conversation between Ordoño and Haffner essentially mirrored that between Ordoño and Masterson. But finally, the figures were right.
Haffner walked up to the television cameras, drew in his breath slowly, and spoke.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I am here to officially certify the results of the Sarzonian Census Bureau's five-year survey of population. According to officially confirmed figures, the Sarzonian population is 11.6 million. The largest city, Nicksia, totals 2.3 million. Portland has a population of 1.2 million, while Woodstock's population is 320,000."
[OOC: The original idea behind this was Pacitalia's. I'm going with a RP'd population, obviously. For a country that only began eight years ago, I don't think nearly 8.2 billion people is a very realistic population. Thus, I'm going with 11.6 million.]
"Hey Bobby!" he called out. "Are these figures right?"
Bobby Masterson, the intern who was responsible for running the tabulation program in the software, called back, "I double and triple checked the figures with every available method short of hand counting every single entry.
"Do you think we should hand count every single entry?"
Ordoño raised both eyebrows with definite surprise. He walked over and ran the verification programs himself and examined the figures personally.
"No," he said finally. "We've run every check known to man. We know these figures are right. They're just ... surprising."
He sent an e-mail with the report to Senior Vice President and External Affairs Officer Grant Haffner, who was responsible for certifying the results. The conversation between Ordoño and Haffner essentially mirrored that between Ordoño and Masterson. But finally, the figures were right.
Haffner walked up to the television cameras, drew in his breath slowly, and spoke.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I am here to officially certify the results of the Sarzonian Census Bureau's five-year survey of population. According to officially confirmed figures, the Sarzonian population is 11.6 million. The largest city, Nicksia, totals 2.3 million. Portland has a population of 1.2 million, while Woodstock's population is 320,000."
[OOC: The original idea behind this was Pacitalia's. I'm going with a RP'd population, obviously. For a country that only began eight years ago, I don't think nearly 8.2 billion people is a very realistic population. Thus, I'm going with 11.6 million.]