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The nation of Linkydoodle (My cousins nation) was founded earlier today. I am proud to send her 500,000,000 USD to start her off. If anyone else wants to donate please do.
signed,
James McCoy

Thx cuz

(OOC:// please don't use chatspeak)

I'll send a cruiser over to say hello, and see if your worth aiding

Y?!?

Please sir do not attack this small nation

I'm not intending to, I just want to realistcly make first contact and say hello, I'm not exactly a BIG nation myself

ooc Linkydoodle and Dante Peak read the Stickies

If you attk me Ill N00k you

If you attk me Ill N00k you
LOL nabishnessssss...

Wha!?!

If you attk me Ill N00k you

.......................

I'm not even going to bother, that comment has just proven that you are not worth helping and that you are not going to be a realistic RPer.
By the way, the correct spelling for
'Attk', is Attack
and 'NOOK' is Nuke, or Nuclear

But its faster to abbreviate

ooc Dante Peak you need to lean when to use ooc in front when not posting a ic post

Official Communique from the Pact of Iron, Foreign Affairs Division

To the insignifcant wate of space that is commonly referred to as Linky "Dur dur dur" doodle:

We can only send you hate, loathing and trials to test yourself against that you might actually forge something decent from the rolls and rolls of fat that serves as your population, and even then you'll have to pay us. We're very open to negotiation.

Please get in touch if you are interested.

Sieg Heil!

OOC: Sorry Isa, I thought the entire thing was an OCC thread, and Linkydoodle, wheter its faster or not is regardless

OOC:Wait ill try to respond so he could understand:

Meh N00kz u iz baaaad,u n0t learn r00lplay evar

whats ooc

OOC:

whats ooc

yup, thats what i had in mind

and this thread is EPIC PHAIL!

fail=(lulspeak Phail)

OOC: That might work Novermia

OOC:// Maybe it would help if you read the stickies emily

What is a sticky

Dear Linkydoodle

While abbrevations may be quicker, they are not proper posting here at NS. Many of us don't speak that version of the language, and it is rude to assume that everyone understands what you are saying.

And rudeness gets one nowhere here at NS.

There are informational threads stickied at the top of the forum.

Please read them before posting again. It will help you get along here at NS, particularly here in I.I.

*facepalm*

Oh dear... Linkydoodle might want to look at the top few threads and then read them before carrying on.

Will do!

Excellent. Now I don't have to annihilate you for being stupid. :)

ooc

Excellent. Now I don't have to annihilate you for being stupid. :)

lolz

Don't you dare attack the newbie

ooc

Don't you dare attack the newbie

double lolz

ooc: ok I read a couple of the stickies.

ooc: ok I read a couple of the stickies.

OOC: What I'm assuming you meant to say was, "Why, merci beaucoup, oh great veteran IIers! I shall promptly read and memorize every bit of information in the II stickies and then establish an embassy thread!"

By the way, remember that this is a forum, not a chat room. You don't need to rush out posts like you're on AIM or something. Take your time, spell correctly, capitalize, punctuate, and don't let the crazier players get to you :p. Everyone is really very nice once you get to know them a little better.

And DEAR LORD, delete this post - http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14339612&postcount=147

ooc: ok I read a couple of the stickies.

((OOC: Good job, mate. I'd recommend you read all of them, like I'm certain all the seasoned veterens on International Incidents, commonly called II, have. Afterwards, you'll probably be a better roleplayer than more than half of the people currently on II! And, like Leistung said, this isn't a chatroom.))

like I'm certain all the seasoned veterens on International Incidents, commonly called II, have

OOC: Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you?

OoC:

((OOC: Good job, mate. I'd recommend you read all of them, like I'm certain all the seasoned veterens on International Incidents, commonly called II, have. Afterwards, you'll probably be a better roleplayer than more than half of the people currently on II!))

Agreed,and thank you linkydoodle for making my day nicer

OOC: What I'm assuming you meant to say was, "Why, merci beaucoup, oh great veteran IIers! I shall promptly read and memorize every bit of information in the II stickies and then establish an embassy thread!"

By the way, remember that this is a forum, not a chat room. You don't need to rush out posts like you're on AIM or something. Take your time, spell correctly, capitalize, punctuate, and don't let the crazier players get to you :p. Everyone is really very nice once you get to know them a little better.

And DEAR LORD, delete this post - http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14339612&postcount=147

ooc: too late they sending ships

ooc: too late they sending ships
Omg =0

I would like to promptly thank the Vampiric Kingdom of Myakoo for there donation of five hundred million dollars which helped us purchase ships for our navy.

I would like to promptly thank the Vampiric Kingdom of Myakoo for there donation of five hundred million dollars which helped us purchase ships for our navy.

OOC: That wasn't bad, good work

((OOC: Linkydoodle, after you read the stickies, I would recommend you create an introduction thread. Some do a Declaration of Independence (ex. Linkydoodle Declares Independence from America!), exiting isolation (ex. Linkydoodle Enters The World), or something else entirely. If you ever need help, either telegram me or email me. My email address is on my Jolt Profile.

Good luck!

EDIT: And the thank you to Myakoo was, as Dante Peak said, good work. ))

OCC
Oh this is too funny yet so sad, is this what NS has come to

Official Transmission
Unites States of Dante Peak

The US of Dante Peak would like to welcome the Republic of Linkydoodle to the world and would like to offer it's assistance. We would like to send a diplomatic team to gauge how best we can assist.

Sighned
President Daniel Dale

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Republic of Lundastal Government Communiqué.
To: E. Link, President, Republic of Linkydoodle
From: V. Fedotov, Prime Minister, Republic of Lundastal.
Subject: Donation.

Dear ma'am,

The Republic of Lundastal sends €50 thousand, which would translate roughly as $70 thousand USD. We hope to see Linkydoodle grow as a nation, and hope our small donation will assist Linkydoodle economicaly and in all ways.

Yours,
V. Fedotov.
Prime Minister of the Republic of Lundastal.

((OOC: Don't shoot the newcomer...))

To: Linkydoodle
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

We bestow upon thee a gift of extreme proportions, a gift that our Order has never even fathomed giving another State of this world.

We entitle thee to the grand sum of...

One Universal Standard Dollar. Which is a nice little boost to get your national lemonade stand going, isn't it?

((OOC: COULD. NOT. RESIST.))

To: Linkydoodle
From: The Grand World Order Office of Foreign Affairs

We bestow upon thee a gift of extreme proportions, a gift that our Order has never even fathomed giving another State of this world.

We entitle thee to the grand sum of...

One Universal Standard Dollar. Which is a nice little boost to get your national lemonade stand going, isn't it?

((OOC: COULD. NOT. RESIST.))

OOC: Nice.

Also, thank you for clearing up what II means Lundastal. You might think that having been on NS for almost a year now that i'd have bothered to ask.