NationStates Jolt Archive

Porn is for losers you stupid ignorant fucks. Stop jerking off when you play this game, I know that's why you misspelled that one word Stolko. Fuck you fat ass.
-A friend

Treaty of Warnings; A Declaration by the Gods of Tricep

Do you all remember the time when my friend completely vaporized Stoklomolvi, metaphorically speaking of course in the Battle of Stockholm Syndrome, this happened because of the AIDs of the Gods. Where we passed on the power of the fourth holy smiley face into the souls of the men who fought against him, to vanquish his existence. By the way, prostitution should be legal in the eyes of the Gods. And, wait wait, but, but, but what I'm trying to say is if you even think of fornicating with us you will get the dick, hard and rough and super fast. I know that sounds immature, but that's really the only I can put the beating you will receive, into words. Ka-peesh?

Porn is for losers you stupid ignorant fucks. Stop jerking off when you play this game, I know that's why you misspelled that one word Stolko. Fuck you fat ass.
-A friend

Treaty of Warnings; A Declaration by the Gods of Tricep

Do you all remember the time when my friend completely vaporized Stoklomolvi, metaphorically speaking of course in the Battle of Stockholm Syndrome, this happened because of the AIDs of the Gods. Where we passed on the power of the fourth holy smiley face into the souls of the men who fought against him, to vanquish his existence. By the way, prostitution should be legal in the eyes of the Gods. And, wait wait, but, but, but what I'm trying to say is if you even think of fornicating with us you will get the dick, hard and rough and super fast. I know that sounds immature, but that's really the only I can put the beating you will receive, into words. Ka-peesh?

OOC: Share the love man, what you're having must be great.

OOC: Dude, you only have five million people so even less in your military. As such I suggest you shut your cake-hole before several other nations stuff it with everything they can think of (but cake) for you. Also, I agree with Brittancan, who's your dealer?

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Sad thing is, I don't know, but I will say that *huff* *thought process...* want to be my friend?

OOC: Only if you give me some of your stash man.

Why do you keep saying OOC? And... that depends... how cute is your sister?

OOC: OOC stands for Out Of Character, when you're not posting as your nation/character or not in an OOC thread you use it. Also, my sister is so beautiful she's non-existant.

Ah damn. That's lucky for her, cause she wouldn't of been coming home the next day... You do realize I have a problem, right?

OOC: You realize we all already realized that in your first post, right?

OOC: Dude this guy is trippin BAWLZ.

Oh well, you should of warned me, because I sent you guys a warning and then it's like you didn't return the favor, and that's not nice.

OOC: Dude, I, and nations like me: we don't need 'warnings' and threats from nations like you as they're empty.

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Wow, man, you almost blew my mind with all those words that you compiled into a sentence, whose your dealer?

aka. lick a nut.
- a friend, again (mawhahahhahahahahha PWN BITCH)

Uh, what just happened? I noticed that I was mentioned, but the first post is just unintelligible.

It is required to be intoxicated with a certain level of green to understand what I am trying to say. I myself whose green level is slowly dropping is starting to not be able to comprehend what I typed in the first post. Yezh.

Tricep, this has to be the worst n00bery ever. At least most n00bs have a set goal in mine. I cannot honestly understand anything you're saying.

OOC: Also, telling somebody to 'lick a nut' does not make them 'pwned'. Like this: Stoklomolvi, kiss my butt. Stoklomolvi, do you feel 'pwned'?

Oh no, I'm so sad. I'm going to cry in a corner now.

OOC: ...emo...

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