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For so long The grand world order has been a thorn in our side. They have meddeld in our affairs since the begining of my nation. We have had a war once before but they STILL mess with us.
We are sending 10 Dreadnaught ships at there nation. Each filled several dozen soldiers. We are accepting help. So please, help stop the tyranny of The Grand World Order.
Signed,
James McCoy

need longer intro post!
Chazaka satellites noticed something. something small, something o so small.
"What is that Sir?"
"The Myakoo "fleet". "
"We're getting a message from the Myakoo government sir, asking for reinforcements for attacking the GWO."
"You're kidding me, they didn't get help before declaring war?"
"Seems so Sir."
"Prepare our response and inform the president of the situation."

To: Those who it may concern in Myakoo
From: Chazaka Foreign Office
Dear Myakoo
Please turn back from this suicidal war on the GWO, you have no chance.

Sincerely yours
General Sérgio Vieira de Mello

To: The Grand World Order
From: Chazaka Foreign Office

We have detected several Myakoo "Dreadnaughts" heading towards your coastline. We suggest you show restraint while dealing with this "force". But if worst comes to worst, we are willing to help defend sovereign GWO land if needed.(really doubtful)

Sincerely yours
Apollo Lightbringer


"Mr. President we have detected naval movements from the Myakoos towards Grand World Order coastlines."
"What kind of movements general?"
"A small force of 10 dreadnaughts and "several dozen" men."
"snort. and they expect to do what?"
"We don't know sir, they just listed that the GWO has messed with their nation for the last time and sent the suicidal force."
"Have we given our response?"
"Yes, good inform if anyone else joins in, and the time for Myakoo to get glassed."
"Yes, Mr. President."

OOC: I seriously recommend reading the stickies and thinking this through. Not only could you NOT have that many dreadnoughts, but GWO is one not easily messed with.

[OOC: He can have quite a few dreadnoughts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnought)...]

Oh, I was thinking the super advanced Dreadnoughts we had on NS. Consider myself corrected.

OOC: If I remember correctly, he attempted to invade me one time last year. I advised he read the stickies.

(The official gwo response is going to be harsh. He had a bad day today from what I heard and tomorrow HELL IS GOING TO BE RAISED)

Also)

Ralkovia would like to send a wreath for the memorial service of your nation. We are sending a wooden arc to take 2 of every animal before you get glassed. Ralkovia hopes that you will become a province of GWO and not completely massacred. May GWO have mercy on your souls.

Seriously, dont do this.

Official Communique

Diplomatic Affairs, 456 Dan Drive, Amsteldam, Zoingo

To: James McCoy of Myakoo
Subject: Invasion


While the Commonwealth can see the pain that The Grand World Order can cause from time to time on the international scene, especially to the likes of ODECON; we have to say very bluntly to you, "your screwed". Understand that simply declaring war for frivolous reasons has drastic consequences not only to your nation but your diplomatic standing amongst other nations. Also understand that even though war is a viable solution to a diplomatic problem, peace and diplomacy are also other alternative solutions.

And there is also a size issue involved here, it seems that your nations seems like it can "throw its weight around" even while it has little of this "weight" to throw, so why bother to attack? Attacking a nation that is of much greater size than yours doesn't exactly fit in the 'smart' category of the suggestion box. Please note that while we condemn this blatant invasion, we remain neutral in this affair because of political reasons towards TGWO.


Signed,
Martin Dalons, Prime Minister of Zoingo
Parliament Head Lord Dunmore
Foreign Affairs Secretary Francis Perock

P.S. We almost are in shock....only 10 Dreadnoughts? Good Luck with that....

Approved by King Ragnald IV

(Just so you know GWO isn't a nation it is like 100 different cities across the world)

[OOC: Which, if you realise, is BS in NS terms since that would kill his logistics and economy due to huge travel times.]

(Ralkovia would like to contribute the over all theme song of what this rp will be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAUVzF41wa0&feature=related )

(Its capable. Hell the American colonies were at one time just a few cities. Its possible entirely Stoklomolvi. Its entirely possible, possibly entirely, entirely entirely entirely possible. Its possible entirely, entirely possible, possible possible possible entirely. Its entirely possible, possibly entirely, entirely entirely entirely possible. Its possible entirely, entirely possible, possible possible possible entirely. Its entirely possible, possibly entirely, entirely entirely entirely possible. Its possible entirely, entirely possible, possible possible possible entirely. Its entirely possible, possibly entirely, entirely entirely entirely possible. Its possible entirely, entirely possible, possible possible possible entirely. Its entirely possible, possibly entirely, entirely entirely entirely possible. Its possible entirely, entirely possible, possible possible possible entirely. Its entirely possible, possibly entirely, entirely entirely entirely possible. Its possible entirely, entirely possible, possible possible possible entirely.

[BTW this will help Myakoo's chances of surviving because GWO might laugh])

From the desk of:

HAROLD JOSEPH RAKNO

ADMIRAL

STELLAR NAVY

IMMORTAL LANDS OF THE GREAT LORD TIGER

To:

James McCoy

Unknown Office

Myakoo


RE: Attacking the GWO

Mr. McCoy,

I take the extraneous effort of sending this message to you from several light-years away because it is crucial that you understand the massacre you invite upon yourself. Let us assume that "Several dozen soldiers" refers to 5 dozens. You then have 50 dozens, or 600 soldiers. I know enough of planetary politics to know that there are several million times that number of soldiers in the Grand World Order.

Do not be foolish, and let your fledgling nation become another conquest of the mighty GWO.

Sincerely yours,

Admiral Harold J. Rakno

(IMGLOT you need to create an MT nation, I don't think we can pick up all your fancy smancy communications)

[OOC: Ralk, unless all of his cities are in a general area, his outer cities will just collapse on themselves and/or break away from his rule. In my previous region, just my country was some 50,000 kilometres across. Just imagine NSEarth; travel from one region to another may take weeks, if not months, if not years. Naturally we shorten this, but GWO won't be having his colonies across the globe unless they're not really across the globe.]

OOC: One, Ralk, don't spam that stuff. It's REALLY annoying. Two, Stolk is dead right on this matter. Having your colonies, cities, provinces, what have you spread out is nigh impossible, especially on NS where plenty of people hunger for more land and have the POWER to get it. Trying to properly defend, supply, run, hell, do ANYTHING with that spread out of a nation is IMPOSSIBLE. You'd have people biting at you from all sides until you caved in.

I equate it to when I play on Rome: Total War (fellow players will get this reference), when I play Carthage. It is a BITCH trying to survive the first ten or twenty turns due to the fact you are spread out like hell. And Rome comes down on your ass like lightning. You're busy fighting the Greeks and then, WHAM, Scipii armies are eating your colonies in Sicily, and Julii boats are blockading your ports. Stretched out is begging to have consolidated nations to eat you. All they need is two or three friends to agree to help and you're screwed.

( Not spamming. When GWO comes on tomorrow he is going to be pissed. I'm protecting Mykoo from the complete annihilation by GWO. However, argue with him over impossibilities etc. Don't shoot the messenger.)

OOC: The spamming bit was the possible thing. I know you were trying to be funny, but the fact is, unless God comes in, via Mod or intervention to delete this thread, then he's going to see it and co crunching some noob bones.

OOC:I cant imagine how GWO feels when in just a week he gets 3-4 declarations of war from noobs....realy,realy sad.... :(

[OOC: Which, if you realise, is BS in NS terms since that would kill his logistics and economy due to huge travel times.]

OOC: GWO seems to think that by sealing off parts of his nation, it'll make defense easier, while in fact that couldn't be further from the truth. I could, for example, simply cut off supplies to one or more sections of his empire and cause them to collapse without me firing a shot against them.

Plus, if each sector is self-sustaining (as I assume he'll say), there would be zero domestic trade. Zero domestic trade is nicht so gut for business.

OOC: Umm.. My I join? if possible? :|

(TUG you would be destroyed. Trust me Myakoo is going to be colonized or glassed depending on GWOs mood today)

OOC: well if anything happens and GWO lands troops on Myakoo homeland I'm defending him/her?

OOC: well if anything happens and GWO lands troops on Myakoo homeland I'm defending him/her?

OOC: I should probably advise you to have your troops just commit suicide. It's probably less painless than what GWO will do to your troops, and then possibly you if he's really pissed.

OOC: I see more people hating on GWO. I personnally have read some of his posts and I can say that I will sit on the fence with him. I don't really attack people without provokation. Please think about this before doing this, Myakoo. You don't want the international backlash shot at you for attacking someone at random, and still losing :p. As much as I would like to kill half the nations on here, that isn't my style.

OOC: I see more people hating on GWO. I personnally have read some of his posts and I can say that I will sit on the fence with him. I don't really attack people without provokation. Please think about this before doing this, Myakoo. You don't want the international backlash shot at you for attacking someone at random, and still losing :P. As much as I would like to kill half the nations on here, that isn't my style.

OOC: Well, I can't say i've had that many - if any - dealings with GWO personally, but I do think that all these new nations are being dumb thinking they could declare war on him and win - unless they plan to morph into one huge noob nation :eek:.

OOC:What I sort of means is when Somenation (can't remember) attack me he help and launched a kinetic strike to my capital. So if GWO attacks and uses his weapons satelitte my satelitte will be ready.

OOC: Well, I can't say i've had that many - if any - dealings with GWO personally, but I do think that all these new nations are being dumb thinking they could declare war on him and win - unless they plan to morph into one huge noob nation :eek:.

OOC: Wow for some reason that reminded of the Power Rangers. I don't know why...
LOL

ooc: Wow for some reason that reminded of the power rangers. I don't know why...
Lol

ooc:lol

Lol :)

for so long the grand world order has been a thorn in our side. They have meddeld in our affairs since the begining of my nation. We have had a war once before but they still mess with us.
We are sending 10 dreadnaught ships at there nation. Each filled several dozen soldiers. We are accepting help. So please, help stop the tyranny of the grand world order.
Signed,
james mccoy




cry havoc, and let slip the jackals of war!!!!

OOC: I should probably advise you to have your troops just commit suicide. It's probably less painless than what GWO will do to your troops, and then possibly you if he's really pissed.

OOC: I don't understand this--is GWO some sort of God? I mean, his men die just as easily as everyone else's. Now, while of course he's going to wipe the floor with 10 dreadnoughts (lol?), who's to say that he'll be able to take on, say, a marine deployment with ease?

OOC: I see more people hating on GWO. I personnally have read some of his posts and I can say that I will sit on the fence with him. I don't really attack people without provokation. Please think about this before doing this, Myakoo. You don't want the international backlash shot at you for attacking someone at random, and still losing :p. As much as I would like to kill half the nations on here, that isn't my style.

OOC2: ICly, his nation is about as blatantly evil as you can get, and while I agree with you that Myakoo is sort of arbitrarily attacking, remember that his nation was attacked by GWO in the past. How you can ICly sit on the fence about GWO (unless you're a fascist nation) is quite frankly beyond me.

OOCly, I don't really care one way or the other about GWO, though I wish he was a little less crazy sometimes :p

OOC:What I sort of means is when Somenation (can't remember) attack me he help and launched a kinetic strike to my capital. So if GWO attacks and uses his weapons satelitte my satelitte will be ready.

OOC3: I remember that war--TUG has a reason to attack, seeing as almost his entire nation was arbitrarily destroyed by GWO. That's not to say I'm ICly un-ignoring you either, TUG.

Grand emperor of the fatherland of the geonovian reich has given his blessing.

cry havoc, and let slip the jackals of war!!!!

Calm down!! just wait and see how pissed GWO is !!!

OOC:What I sort of means is when Somenation (can't remember) attack me he help and launched a kinetic strike to my capital. So if GWO attacks and uses his weapons satelitte my satelitte will be ready.


(If thats what you are planning good luck with that. GWO personally helped start me off with an arsenal of space weapons. He has plenty more to kick all of our proverbial asses. No offense but I would just delete your posts and I'll delete mine and GWO won't have too know. However you can do what ever you want...MAN I LOVE THAT WORD.)

OOC:Can't we just settle this diplomaticly? my satelitte has like anti satelitte missilesthat are like almost thrown or catapulted towards a satelitte? If you don't mind I'm going to go and do something on the internet play a games? ;)

OOC: I don't understand this--is GWO some sort of God? I mean, his men die just as easily as everyone else's. Now, while of course he's going to wipe the floor with 10 dreadnoughts (lol?), who's to say that he'll be able to take on, say, a marine deployment with ease?

You're right. He's only twice the size of Myakoo.

OOC2: ICly, his nation is about as blatantly evil as you can get, and while I agree with you that Myakoo is sort of arbitrarily attacking, remember that his nation was attacked by GWO in the past. How you can ICly sit on the fence about GWO (unless you're a fascist nation) is quite frankly beyond me.

I meant that I'm not going to attack him unless he attacks me. I would like to stop his evilness but I am in no position to. I do realize that Myakoo was attacked, but he needs more support. Maybe instead of sending his guys out first to invade, ASK FOR HELP.

Grand emperor of the fatherland of the geonovian reich has given his blessing.

OOC: Don't spam.

As to what you said Leistung, GWO is a veteran on NS. Myakoo is not. The end result will either be Myakoo leaving because he is getting his ass handed to him on a silver platter, or GWO will ignore him because he suddenly decides that he's going to launch a killion nukes at GWO because he's getting owned by him.

That's just the way NS wars tend to go when it's a N00b Vs. Veteran war.

OOC2: ICly, his nation is about as blatantly evil as you can get, and while I agree with you that Myakoo is sort of arbitrarily attacking, remember that his nation was attacked by GWO in the past. How you can ICly sit on the fence about GWO (unless you're a fascist nation) is quite frankly beyond me.

OOCly, I don't really care one way or the other about GWO, though I wish he was a little less crazy sometimes :p

OOC: Really, neither do I. But as far as I can tell, Myakoo's declaration of war is unjustified, and seems to just be for the sake of causing trouble.

(If thats what you are planning good luck with that. GWO personally helped start me off with an arsenal of space weapons. He has plenty more to kick all of our proverbial asses. No offense but I would just delete your posts and I'll delete mine and GWO won't have too know. However you can do what ever you want...MAN I LOVE THAT WORD.)

Lol! In your opinion he can...

( You do realize that he has an entire alliance devoted to him and then he has some friends in RL who have nations who would help him. Plus he is always followed by Rykaria and East Congaree. They are sort of like the 3 stooges except if they all were mentally unstable and carried automatic weapons and swastikas.)

OOC: Man I don't get on here enough... I have only read his recent posts...

( You do realize that he has an entire alliance devoted to him and then he has some friends in RL who have nations who would help him. Plus he is always followed by Rykaria and East Congaree. They are sort of like the 3 stooges except if they all were mentally unstable and carried automatic weapons and swastikas.)

OOC: That's the big trick on NS: Who your friends are. Even if they are unstable and carry automatic weapons.

( 3 stooges except if they all were mentally unstable and carried automatic weapons and swastikas.)

ooc wonder how well would that do as a NSTV shows

ooc wonder how well would that do as a NSTV shows

Hmmm...

And man this has gotten off topic. I guess this is to get GWO's mind of the battle?

OOC:This thread was a spam paradise from the early beggining...

You're right. He's only twice the size of Myakoo.

OOC: Your point? Henry V's army at Agincourt was outnumbered 5:1.

OOC: Your point? Henry V's army at Agincourt was outnumbered 5:1.

OOC:As you see myakoo's RP style you notice that hes not Henry V and he has no English Longbowmen =).

OOC: Your point? Henry V's army at Agincourt was outnumbered 5:1.

I meant he could be capable of attacking him, not that he had a snowball's chance in hell.

OOC: As I have posted earlier I fought him once before. Yes he did have more men but I had some strategic moves up my sleeve. We didn't technicly (SP?) finish the war. He just got ticked and didn't post anymore.
Also i would have you know that the Dreadnaughts arent sent to attack they are sent to bring a message and if the GWO dosent like the message, then we attack and more ships would be on there way.

( Technically. And theres something called a radio thats a lot quicker. *someone whispers something about another type of message*

AHHH I see. All is good.)

OOC: Ralkovia, be kind. Just because he's not as smart as you to use a radio instead of paper doesn't mean you should make fun of him.

OOC:// I agree that a radio would be quicker (and safer) we want to bring soldiers to maybe occupy the beach of Magna Polis (The capitol city/island/thing)

( I meant as in he is showing a message of force. Why does everyone think I'm so mean?

*someone whispers something about me being mean*

*I repeatedly shoot them and beat them with a large rock*


BTW I am not sure if GWO is going to be on today)

OOC: As I have posted earlier I fought him once before. Yes he did have more men but I had some strategic moves up my sleeve. We didn't technicly (SP?) finish the war. He just got ticked and didn't post anymore.
Also i would have you know that the Dreadnaughts arent sent to attack they are sent to bring a message and if the GWO dosent like the message, then we attack and more ships would be on there way.

ooc: Be weary about what you can spend, as well as what your economy can hold. Many a times people don't take in their own economic factors and godmode on a few occasions. Also it usually is a better idea if you list out your reasons instead of just saying "they have been a problem to us so im attaking them!!!!"

And isn't spelled Dreadnoughts? I am confused...

[OOC: This thread just died with the lack of a real casus belli and the fact that Myakoo didn't really send much. 10 dreadnoughts is nothing.

On the other hand...I'm ready to pound GWO into the dirt.]

To: Whoever the hell is in charge of Foreign Affairs in Myakoo
From: The Desk of Grand Commander GRIFFITH-II

I remember you. Oh yes, I do. Let it be known that once I am done mounting Herr Stuyonovich's head on my wall, the only thing coming from your nation will be the scream of silence. I suggest you take a position in one of your own beach bunkers, Mcoy, because an artillery shell will be far less painful than what I will do to you if I ever see your face.

(Scream of silence? I know the sound of silence
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuC3Vbm1BLw&NR=1

but not the scream of silence. My question is the scream of silence loud? or is it quiet?)

OOC: It's both you oblivious numb-skull.

The dreadnaughts touch down on the beach of magna polis. Soldiers pour out of the ships creating a large mob on the beach. A large hefty man stands in front of the mob carrying a large manilla envelope.

The dreadnaughts touch down on the beach of magna polis. Soldiers pour out of the ships creating a large mob on the beach. A large hefty man stands in front of the mob carrying a large manilla envelope.

OOC: Is this before or after your now-beached and incapable dreadnoughts have been obliterated by his coastal defence?

OOC: Is this before or after your now-beached and incapable dreadnoughts have been obliterated by his coastal defence?

He did not RP that we were attacked. and besides, We are not here to attack, simply to deliver a message. The troops are just protection.