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Fellow Presidents, Secretaries, and other readers concerned of their governments:

I, president Clarissa Marie G., have been discussing about our severe and inclining problems here in Kriselseyissa-amesian with fellow political faces.

We are declaring an official 'depression' state of emergency throughout our whole nation. I must say, IT WASN'T THE GOVERNMENTS FAULT!

Ahem. :headbang:

What I meant was, we have a terribly corrupt nation, filled with druggies, criminals, and worst of all, HOBOS. :eek:

Crime is an extremely increasing problem, so please, governments, enforce your laws. :mad:

Do not waste your money on shipping millions of African Elephants for patrolling streets. First of all, yes, elephants WILL smash your cars. Second, they also will except humans as a crunchy snack. I learned a lesson from that. You'll waste your needed 'currency'- in my case, CRAYONS.

And, last but not least, I beg you not to destroy your forests. Our national animal, the Platupus, is nearly completely extinct. God bless 'em. :(

Thank you for taking your time to read this important newsletter.

Any questions at all, please contact me.

Merry Christmas!
-President Clarissa Marie Gutowski
;)

Damn the smilies!!!!!

OOC: Make the text black. And do away with the smileys. This will improve your standings in the II community immensely.

[OOC: Die.]

oh well
We can take your Criminals to a Secret Island Prison for "Interagation, and Imprisamont"

OK...

Hey: For future references, don't use smilies, OK? And read the stickies. This one's (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=543994) my favorite.

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Official Diplomatic Communiqué - The Government of Kriselseyissa-amesian.

The Kingdom feels that such a newsletter to the world, sent by Kriselseyissa-amesian, was an unneeded action which has quite possibly left the international community dumbfounded, mainly at two things; the inclusion of what some call 'emoticons' and indirectly reporting your nation used African elephants, in exchange for crayons, to patrol the streets of Kriselseyissa-amesian.

As for corruption in your nation, we feel the Kriselseyissa-amesian government should have taken action on such matters before it became the issue it is today. We have been enforcing our laws since medieval times, as our extremely low crime rates and corruption rates have proved.

However, we confirm that we will further protection of the environment in our nation, as we have been planning for some time.

Yours Sincerely,
Prime Minister Andrew Peterson.

OOC: No comment...

OOC: What has NS come to?