NationStates Jolt Archive

I just wanted to invade somebody/be invaded/slug it out with somebody over Christmas in a non-canon roleplay because I'm bored and I can't think of any ideas for a roleplay. I just wanted to know if anybody here would be interested in this. Not much to it really, we could work out a reason in-RP and just have fun.

Sure I'll do it, Um is this just 2 people or more?

What is it with Christmas spirit and war requests?

I'll do it gladly. Don't worry, my military is quite small for my size.

Ooo, me please! I love wars over Christmas.

Christmas truce mate ;)

ok
non Cannon sometimes that bothers me im kill like 80000 of your armed forces and then you get full stregtn but ill do ot.... hmmmm reason


"Cannibals in your food Industry"

Exactely Chernobl :p.

Also, it's not just two people; other nations can get involved because of treaties, morals, or what-have-you.

Freunde! Heute beginnen wir unsere heiligen Kreuzzug gegen die Heiden von unheilige Ursava! Unsere Ritterbrudder so schneiden Sie sie in Stücke mit Kugeln! Keiner wird überleben! Für die große bestellen!

Eat it up man! :p I hope I am the only Teutonic based nation out there lol.

But...Ursava isn't Moorish. Also, there is no way in hell I'd go head-on against you Chernobl, I have a sneaking suspicion my face would resemble that of ground chuck by the time it was through...non-cannon or otherwise.

Damn, I was going to say something but I have the feeling that you wouldn't RP with me even if I made an absolute promise to send no more than 5 million irregular infantry with normal support.

Mainly because I don't even have ten-million in my entire military last I checked.

lol, um... so is this going too be like 2 sides going against each other? If im asking stupid questions it is because im new to the forums.

Yeah, maybe three if somebody could think of a party not supporting either side to get involved but basically: two collectives of nations smashing in to each other for some reason or another.

sounds fun where do I sign up?

Uh, here I guess. We just need to decide who invades who in this whole conflict and go from there.

I want too invade. Um how bout 3 sides, one is the invader, 2nd is the defenders, and 3rd is the party caught in the middle. I really hate RPing navies so can it just be Airforce and army and the countries are land locked.

Navies are one of the best aspects of RPing, but only when it doesn't involve just missile spam and nothing else. Ursava, what if I limited my deployment to only 1.2 million combat troops? Mostly irregular?

Yuck. I disagree. Ground is where it's at. :-p

Hmm.... non-canon?

I want in!

Let's vote. I vote for landlock.

Same.

If we have landlock I still want access to the sea...

That's not land-locked, now, is it? But if it's land-locked, how do we get in?

darn good question since my nation is completely surrounded by water(as in it is it's own continent/island) so going by a land route is impossible.

Oi, Erusea! You remember last time you and me fought a guy who was land locked?

Any way, I'd like to RP a small resistance force defending Ursava.

Oi, Erusea! You remember last time you and me fought a guy who was land locked?

Hahaha.... Good to see you Greston =)

Yes I was wondering that as well. well what prerequisites you had in signing up

Don't worry, I have a rather tiny military. only 400,000 active troops. They are just VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY professional soldiers. Imagine SAS x10.

You stick a bullet in a man's head, Chernobl, and he's dead. Even moreso if you use artillery.

Chazaka, aren't you in the mid-west now?

Chernobl, check ye TGs.

You stick a bullet in a man's head, Chernobl, and he's dead. Even moreso if you use artillery.

Chazaka, aren't you in the mid-west now?

Ah, but is it better to have a million men who won't put a bullet in a mans head, or a hundred who could put bullets in a million mens heads? It is better to have one lion than a million lambs.

The comparison is void. Would you rather have a million people with guns blazing or a hundred with guns blazing? Either way, at least a hundred men are going to die.

And nay, I would much rather have the million lambs. I could crush the lion or have it filled to explosion. And then the lion carcass would be good meat.

Let's vote. I vote for landlock.

Doesn't matter what you vote, Ursava has a southern coast-line that is on the open ocean.

Any way, I'd like to RP a small resistance force defending Ursava.

What do you mean, Greston forces deployed to aid in defense?


Also, Chernobl: send me a TG and we can work out your troop deployment to troop skills privately.

The comparison is void. Would you rather have a million people with guns blazing or a hundred with guns blazing? Either way, at least a hundred men are going to die.

And nay, I would much rather have the million lambs. I could crush the lion or have it filled to explosion. And then the lion carcass would be good meat.

Wierdo.

Ad hominem now huh? Scoff!

So, Ursava, I'm out, aren't I?

I could say more but your ignorant so I wont even bother.

Sigh. Again with the silly Napoleon complex.

I'm 6.2 for your information. Short man syndrome pff.

Alright, listen here you French Albanians: shut it with the arguments!

No Stoklomolvi, you're not: just given your size don't just deploy eighty billion troops to squash everybody. TG me and we can work it out on what you and I think would be fair.


Also, in response to what 101st Paratroopers said earlier about three sides, two fighting and one caught in the middle: I would love to be the one caught in the middle (i.e, a country that both want to pass through for quick and easy routes at each other but I haven't granted military passage to either or something like that.)

Yea, to defend, not too many because I can't spare too much. But I can spare a small but extremely effecient group to help you defend.

Can you post a list of people in the thread? Also, how many troops can we have pre side?

Well, I'd need to work it out with Stoklomokovi and Chernobl, and even you given your massive size. Let's just say that if you are over say, 950 million: TG me and we can work things out. Also, I'll post a list later today when I can focus enough to find out every single participant.

If you want to include a love story I'd join. I'm a sucka for a good love story. Plus since ralkovia just got out of a revolution I have a pop of about 1.2 or 3 billion.

Love between who? Zigana (my president) and somebody from your country. If that's the case I guess you and I could work it out. I've been wondering how to get Zigana hooked up any-how.

Awesome. Sounds good. You have MSN or some sort of instant messenger?

No, sorry. I have Gmail, Yahoo mail, and (of course) the TG system.

MSN is one of the easiest to create in my opinion

Yeah, but I'm too tired and I don't have a lot of time right now. TGs or one of those mail services would be best for me at the moment. Then later, if I have time, I'll make an MSN account for the future.

okay but not today
My brain is racked

Same here.

TG for you.

Yeah I'll do it but I've go 50,000 in my millatery so I hope you know what you're getting into.

Dude... I have around 20 million and thats only peace time.