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Declaration of War on Nordfire! By Riatto

Riatto
20-12-2008, 01:12
To all who don't know the small kingdom of Nordfire i am diasppointed in it. It trys to force me to subcome to his idiotic ways of government and expect me to follow them!:eek: So i decided he is a threat to my peoples way of thinking and this act will not go unresolved. Nordfire if you are reading you will be annexed and don't try to run i will win! You will hail us :hail:!
Chazaka
20-12-2008, 01:27
what is it with noobs using smilies in declarations of war?
The Grand World Order
20-12-2008, 01:28
Didn't I invade you or something?
Sylvonia
20-12-2008, 01:30
I was thinking the same thing Chazaka. For that matter, why so many of the dang things?
New Kereptica
20-12-2008, 01:31
OOC: Stop using those god damn smileys!

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo205/new-kereptica/New%20Kereptica/seal.gif

Official Communiqué


To: Riatto
From: Allied States of New Kereptica
Concerning: Unilateral declaration of war on the Kingdom of Nordfire

I must say, I am quite concerned in your recent hotheadedness. First, you declare war on all dictatorships. Now, you are attacking the Kingdom of Nordfire. Do you really believe that such constant war is in the best interest of your people? How can you claim to represent the best interests of those people in your declaration, when you are immaturely risking their lives without even as much as a valid casus belli?


Signed,
Joseph Keupir - President, Allied States of New Kereptica
http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54486/354/0FAB659F7E60CBA2474DCC3C6A98F030.png
Riatto
20-12-2008, 01:40
Wat is the allied states of new kereptica? Anyway i wouldn't have to go to war if idiots like this tried to question my beliefs. And i need to weed out this guy before his beliefs cause a rift in my country.
The Grand World Order
20-12-2008, 01:47
I doubt he's even on International Incidents; In short, we don't care, and generally, you shouldn't either.
Lynion
20-12-2008, 02:01
TO: Riatto Government
FROM: Vamperial Kingdom of Lynion, High King Vamp

We find your declaration of war amusing. I have being noticing you don't have the man power to stretch your troops without risking the homeland. If I was you, you should be watching what your saying. Other nations may see you as a threat to the peace.
Free United States
20-12-2008, 02:19
To: Raitto Government
FR: Main Defense Directorate, Commonwealth of Free United States

Your wanton aggression will be your undoing. Should any innocent state be threatened by your unimaginable acts of brutality, they shall have the support of the Commonwealth and her Protectorate should they ask for it.

signed,
Steven Vincent Galindo III, President of the Supreme Soviet
Ralkovia
20-12-2008, 02:20
(I'm invading :eek: because I am awesome like that and people love me :fluffle: because I make them happy so very happy :D and I don't confuse them :confused: or annoy them :mad: well sometimes I annoy them but I never make them sad :( like riatto does. He makes life sad its surprising yes :eek: to comprehend and Riatto should stop and listen before GWO and me :gas: his country. And his people have to do the Hitler :salute: for GWO and me as the Half G-ds we are So g-d bless America. See smilies aren't just for noobs ;) )
Lynion
20-12-2008, 02:27
(OOC: Why would they do the Hitler salute to you?)
Hryvatia
20-12-2008, 02:29
To all who don't know the small kingdom of Nordfire i am diasppointed in it. It trys to force me to subcome to his idiotic ways of government and expect me to follow them!:eek: So i decided he is a threat to my peoples way of thinking and this act will not go unresolved. Nordfire if you are reading you will be annexed and don't try to run i will win! You will hail us :hail:!

I think you'll win.
Ralkovia
20-12-2008, 02:31
( GWO and me are fascist even though I'm jewish... GWO and me are friends though even though I am not in his alliance anymore)
Lynion
20-12-2008, 02:35
OOC: Fair enough. I've got nothing against that.
The Great Lord Tiger
20-12-2008, 02:56
I'll just point out the fact that smilies are no stranger to Riatto:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=576552

I ask again: Why isn't he banned yet?
Sarzonia
20-12-2008, 04:09
OOC: Don't want to read his stuff? You know where the ignore button is.
The Great Lord Tiger
20-12-2008, 04:20
I don't think anyone does, and therein lies the problem.

And I ignored him a few days ago.
Chernobl
20-12-2008, 05:02
Ban him!!!!!
Free United States
20-12-2008, 05:06
I reported him in another thread of his...but nothing's come of it...
Altairan
20-12-2008, 05:10
[Location: Dark Missile Silo]
"Is it ready?"
"Yessir..."
"Fire the I.G.N.O.R.E Missile"
Nordfire
20-12-2008, 10:52
Ahaha. I sent him a telegram saying he couldn't complain about dictatorships seeing as he is hardly a democracy. This apparently is trying to force my ways upon him.
Sans Semmes
20-12-2008, 10:55
(OOC, but who the hell gives a s***?)

Learn to RP moar pl0x.
Imperial isa
20-12-2008, 11:07
Ahaha. I sent him a telegram saying he couldn't complain about dictatorships seeing as he is hardly a democracy. This apparently is trying to force my ways upon him.

lol
The Grand World Order
20-12-2008, 17:59
omgz Nordfire is on II...

Well, then there's a legit RP that theoretically can happen, providing Riatto is willing to stop being a noob.
Osea 767
20-12-2008, 18:10
OOC: It might. However I don't see that happening. Even if he managed to do so for a while, Nordfire is a part of my little alliance and I would end up defending him if Riatto attacked. I doubt Riatto would react well to that.
The Grand World Order
20-12-2008, 18:25
lol, Riatto is kind of like Ryou or Miyager, he seems to ignore invasions.
Cukarica
20-12-2008, 20:00
OOC: How in every thread i look at GWO annexes newbs,man its kinda same every time.
And its realy intruiging and surprising to see that they never learn.
The Grand World Order
20-12-2008, 20:29
((OOC: I annex noobs, not newbs.))
Sarzonia
20-12-2008, 20:32
lol, Riatto is kind of like Ryou or Miyager, he seems to ignore invasions.

OOC: He reminds me a bit of Hataria, or what Hataria would have been if he'd ever existed. ;)
Brittanican Adenia
20-12-2008, 20:44
OOC: He reminds me a bit of Hataria, or what Hataria would have been if he'd ever existed. ;)

OOC: Hataria and Ryou are synonymous. You've been away too long!
The Grand World Order
20-12-2008, 20:56
OOC: Hataria and Ryou are synonymous. You've been away too long!

And in turn, both of them are synonymous with Casscaedia.
Ralkovia
20-12-2008, 20:57
(I am not pleased by this......Not pleased at all....very very not pleased)
The Great Lord Tiger
20-12-2008, 21:04
Fine. IC:

If Riatto does anything, I'ma take my ass through Slipspace and knock on his nation's door with an orbital bombardment of Polonium warheads.

Suck it down, noob.


Pvt. John Doe

Speaking on behalf of the military of the Immortal Lands of the Great Lord Tiger
kenavt
20-12-2008, 21:26
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=577139.
Myedvedeya
20-12-2008, 22:39
To all who don't know the small kingdom of Nordfire i am diasppointed in it. It trys to force me to subcome to his idiotic ways of government and expect me to follow them!:eek: So i decided he is a threat to my peoples way of thinking and this act will not go unresolved. Nordfire if you are reading you will be annexed and don't try to run i will win! You will hail us :hail:!

Riatto- Most people will take you and your declarations more seriously if you made the small amount of effort required to write in coherent sentences.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_grammar
Suzannyah
20-12-2008, 22:58
I think we all need to calm down about the smilies
lol
Theutonia
21-12-2008, 21:34
OOC: First read other people post and learn "How to write with sense".
Second - OOC reason...