Toops
17-12-2008, 20:31
"Foreign Citizens!" A man in a tie sitting in a palid beige office suddenly looked up from his towers of paperwork, "Work getting you down?" The narrator asked "Are you tired of the humdrum monotony of a safe and free society?" The man nods, "Then you'll jump at our opportunity!" The desk and office backdrop vanished, the man had a scythe thrust into his hand and suddenly a mob of Goblins began whipping him.
"Sign up for the Goblin Servitude... Service today!" The man tepidly got to his knees and began to hack at the Gumwheat, "Enjoy a full days work for marginally reduced wages!" The man cracked a poor smile whilst leather whips slashed over his back, "Give us a thumbs up Brian!" The man looked over to the Goblin Slave master, who now had an odd revolver looking device pointed at the poor mans temple, Brian hurridly threw his thumb to the sky, "Too safe for you Brian?" The narrator asked, Brian began desperately signalling for the video to stop.
The farm backdrop vanished and Brian found himself in the midst of a battlefield, his Scythe was replaced with a crude gun, and a helmet was thrown onto his skull, "Then enjoy the relative rewards of the Slave Legions!" Brian began pulling at his hair and face, visibly stressed, "That's good Brian, now you're learning the Human Slave way!" Brian screamed and lept from his cover, suddenly getting shredded by enemy machine gun fire.
"Oh." The narrator depressingly expressed, "Oh well, we also have special deals for foreign Goverments." An image of a jail replaced Brians still twitching corpse, "The Goblin Kokkrat Klan will pay gladly $1,000 for every male or female of breeding age, whether your reason for sale is..." a list of reasons began to fly past the screen, including such oddities as "Racial Cleansing" and "Exile."
"If you're a Foreign Citizen Interested in this opportunity, or a Goverment interested in selling your... less respectable citizens, the Kokkrat Klan is here for you." A flag of the Kokkrat Klan flew over the screen, "Warning, no insurance is given towards former citizens of your empire being used in military action against your own, or allied nations, should hostilities open, the ultimate purpose of many slaves is for breeding, the Kokkrat Klan takes no responsibility for impairing the ideals of ethnic cleansing, Slaves may be sold on for later breeding or medical purposes and we take no responsibility for whichever organisation purchases sold Slaves."
(OOC: So basically, looking for Slaves, sell sell sell! Also maybe later buy...)
"Sign up for the Goblin Servitude... Service today!" The man tepidly got to his knees and began to hack at the Gumwheat, "Enjoy a full days work for marginally reduced wages!" The man cracked a poor smile whilst leather whips slashed over his back, "Give us a thumbs up Brian!" The man looked over to the Goblin Slave master, who now had an odd revolver looking device pointed at the poor mans temple, Brian hurridly threw his thumb to the sky, "Too safe for you Brian?" The narrator asked, Brian began desperately signalling for the video to stop.
The farm backdrop vanished and Brian found himself in the midst of a battlefield, his Scythe was replaced with a crude gun, and a helmet was thrown onto his skull, "Then enjoy the relative rewards of the Slave Legions!" Brian began pulling at his hair and face, visibly stressed, "That's good Brian, now you're learning the Human Slave way!" Brian screamed and lept from his cover, suddenly getting shredded by enemy machine gun fire.
"Oh." The narrator depressingly expressed, "Oh well, we also have special deals for foreign Goverments." An image of a jail replaced Brians still twitching corpse, "The Goblin Kokkrat Klan will pay gladly $1,000 for every male or female of breeding age, whether your reason for sale is..." a list of reasons began to fly past the screen, including such oddities as "Racial Cleansing" and "Exile."
"If you're a Foreign Citizen Interested in this opportunity, or a Goverment interested in selling your... less respectable citizens, the Kokkrat Klan is here for you." A flag of the Kokkrat Klan flew over the screen, "Warning, no insurance is given towards former citizens of your empire being used in military action against your own, or allied nations, should hostilities open, the ultimate purpose of many slaves is for breeding, the Kokkrat Klan takes no responsibility for impairing the ideals of ethnic cleansing, Slaves may be sold on for later breeding or medical purposes and we take no responsibility for whichever organisation purchases sold Slaves."
(OOC: So basically, looking for Slaves, sell sell sell! Also maybe later buy...)