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Captain Harrison Dmitry “Kill’em all” Sanders, also known as “The Incredible Captain Universe” walked onto the bridge of his ship, the Armordilo, his outrageous uniform fitting in with the weird control interfaces, excessive use of holographic projections and the 10 different weapons stations. Today he was of to liberate some minor insignificant planet under the control of some generic dictator that oppressed his people without mercy or restraint. During the course of this liberation he expected to at least have one of the following things happen to him. First, he may or may not meet a beautiful slave girl that would instantly fall in love with him, second, the chances of him being captured were also rather high, but he was confident he could make the daring escape such a situation required, third, there would definitely be some space battle where a new device needed to be made on the fly so as to defeat the enemies super weapon, fourth, it would be a shocking revelation that would place the entire crew in jeopardy. But it was what he did, for he was always outnumbered, bur never outgunned.

Motioning to helmsman to take them to FTL, he sat at the chair and waited, soon his ship would show whoever opposed him that they were doomed and that Justice would prevail.


OOC:

The Armordillio:
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2650/overgunnedyg3.jpg

Well then, who wants to fall beneath the righteous hammer of justice, don’t be shy, and by the way, this will not be absolutely serious, it will however set up some things for later on, I hope.

A pair of Exterminator Class battleships tore a hole in the Warp, emerging into the blackness of space. They slowed to a crawl, scanning The Armordillio, which was a good distance from them. Soon, they were joined by a Yamato II Class Super-Dreadnought (http://www.igorstshirts.com/blog/conceptships/yamato_style_concept.jpg)

The Bridge Of The RFS Fallen Star...

Royal Fleet Admiral Wolf entered the command deck of the Fallen Star. He looked out at the Armordillio

"Report" he said to one of the Aides at the controls

"Intelligence suggests that this is the Armordillio, the ship of Captain Harrison Sanders"

"Who is he?" asked Wolf

"Self-proclaimed Incredible Captain Universe" the Aide told him "Saving the Universe"

"Well, that probably means he's a hostile" Wolf said to them "Inform the Artoruis & the Dagonet, and power up weapons systems"

OOC: First things first, it doesn't matter how many guns your ship has, it doesn't make it invincible

The Hyperborian Khanate offers a reward of 12 Billion Credits for the capture of wanted space Pirate "Incredible Captain Universe" Harrison Sanders

DEAD OR ALIVE!

The Incredible Capitan Universe, as he called himself, he very rarely used his real name due to his massive ego, smiled as the person responsible for sensors pointed out three unknown ships, most probably enemy, after all, it seemed as if many people had it out for a poor defender of Justice these days. But it mattered not, for he fought in the name of the greater good, thus he would always prevail, no matter what the circumstances, he would prevail!

The Armordillio turned towards the three ships, its bank of engines flaring up, propelling it towards them. Seeing as they were opposed to Justice, The Incredible Captain Universe decided against hailing them, quite honestly, he was really opinionated, and yes, he did have a massive bounty on his head, and yes, his ship was feared by all those that opposed Justice.

At this point in time it is worthwhile to mention that the crew of the Armordillio were as unbalanced as TICU, if not more, and when they had a ship that could destroy a Star Destroyer in less than a minute; it did tend to screw with your perception of reality. Then again, the Armodillio did have one major weakness, it couldn’t hit a single enemy with its full armament, it was physically impossible, that and anything directly above or below it was virtually safe from the massive armament, then there was the lack of frontal firepower, and that the stern had a blind spot, and then there was where the bridge was place, that made it the perfect target. The Armordillio was a warship that preached the idea of invincibility through superior firepower, not defensive capability, and thus only had a very weak shield. It was most definitely not invincible, no matter how much the crew thought otherwise.

The Hyperborians soon planned a idea on how to get rid of The Pirate Ship Armadillo and send it's crew of Mercenaries to The underworld.

the plan was to send two Fleets against the Pirate ship and surround it. Fireing everything they got to make sure it was disabled, then boarding it with Cimmarian Samurais and Hyperborian Warriors to capture or Kill The Crew. The Crew would then be tried for Piracy and executed.

OOC: list of ships coming soon

A giant asteroid heads towards the Armadillo, in it are Cyborg Space Vampire Clowns who hate TICU, and want to destroy him.

Just as the Hyperborian ships are assuming assault formations the Armadillo turns it's broadside to the attackers. It launches a furious initial firestorm on the fleet that would stand in the way of justice. It's enormous cannons launch a volley of lethal warheads towards the advancing fleet. The Incredible Captain Universe instructs his helmsman to pitch the nose of the ship up and position the Armadillo above the armada, it's broadside cannons facing the tops of the organized warships.

Just as the Hyperborian ships are assuming assault formations the Armadillo turns it's broadside to the attackers. It launches a furious initial firestorm on the fleet that would stand in the way of justice. It's enormous cannons launch a volley of lethal warheads towards the advancing fleet. The Incredible Captain Universe instructs his helmsman to pitch the nose of the ship up and position the Armadillo above the armada, it's broadside cannons facing the tops of the organized warships.

Godmod!

I have not yet sent The ships nor have I posted

Also you are not the one RPing Incredible Captain Universe

and If this is a Puppet, I will Ignore it and You also and report it to the mods.

Just as the Hyperborian ships are assuming assault formations the Armadillo turns it's broadside to the attackers. It launches a furious initial firestorm on the fleet that would stand in the way of justice. It's enormous cannons launch a volley of lethal warheads towards the advancing fleet. The Incredible Captain Universe instructs his helmsman to pitch the nose of the ship up and position the Armadillo above the armada, it's broadside cannons facing the tops of the organized warships.


That is not me writing, hell, that doesn't even come close to how I write. So please, everyone, ignore The Fire Hills, that person is in no way connected to me at all.

But enough of the OOC, let us get back to the great fight for Justice!

The Cyborg Space Vampire Clowns, an evil bunch that TICU had heard about, a most diabolical threat to Justice indeed! Seeing their giant asteroid heading towards him from port slightly below the centreline made him smile though, now they would have to deal with the underside weapons, it was perfect, oh so perfect, today Justice would prevail against TWO threats! It was a brilliant day indeed, so brilliant it brought he began to tear up at the thought. Shortly they would be within firing range, oh how the seconds dragged so.

That is not me writing, hell, that doesn't even come close to how I write. So please, everyone, ignore The Fire Hills, that person is in no way connected to me at all.

But enough of the OOC, let us get back to the great fight for Justice!

OOC: Thanks......I guess.

"Sir, message from the Steppe Empire" an Aide called out to Wolf "They want Captain Sanders Dead Or Alive"

Wolf turned to look at the message

"Well, that changes everything" he said "Power down weapons and prepare an emissary team to explain our position"

"Aye sir"

A Few Minutes Later...

A small group dressed in long black cloaks, as befitting of Royal Emissaries entered the Shuttle. It flew out towards the Armordillo. Once it was in range, it hailed the ship

"Captain Sanders, we are from the RFS Fallen Star. We have been told you are an enemy of the Steppe Empire. That makes you our friend. May we have permission to come aboard?"

OOC: SE, you have a TG.

ooc Ustio North what dose your Wolf look like ?

ooc Ustio North what dose your Wolf look like ?

OOC: I haven't actually worked that out yet, why?

OOC: I haven't actually worked that out yet, why?

ooc as Wolf is the name of my FT emperor

ooc as Wolf is the name of my FT emperor

OOC: Yes, and? Are you trying to say that I should change it?

The Fleets to take out the Armadillo

1st Hyperborian Fleet

1 Super Star Destroyer (The Hyperboria)
10 Allegiance Class Star Destroyers (The Mauler, The Slayer, The Trooper, The Conqueror, The Knife, The Spearhead, The Plague, The Dreaded, The Nova and The Battle Scared)
30 Imperial Star Destroyers
30 Victory Star Destroyers
10 Dominator Class Star Destroyers
8 Vindicator Class Cruisers
10 Interdictor Class Cruisers
9 Enforcer Class Cruisers
20 Assassin Class Corvettes
10 Lancer Class Frigates
5 Carrack Class Cruisers
4 Strike Class Cruisers
20 Squadrons of Kathi-257 Starfighters
20 Squadrons of Ginkal-120 Bombers

4th Hyperborian Grand Fleet

one Jan-shi Class Fighter Carrier (with 600 E-10 Intercepters)
10 Ben-Hali Class Star Battlecruisers
5 Ral-Ryu Class Heavy Destroyers
20 Rin-Shi Class Star Cruisers
7 Nan-Kang class Frigates
9 Man-Ban Class Corvettes
10 Jin-Lang Class Light Destroyers.

OOC: Yes, and? Are you trying to say that I should change it?

ooc you want him to be mistaken as my Wolf by The Steppe Empire who really hate mine ,go right ahead use the name in front of them

"Idiots, Brutes, totally tactless imbeciles!" Trevor Desorté (http://www/nswiki.net/index.php?title=Trevor_Desorté) exclaimed as he just played his hand, winning a game of Gin Rummy against his personal assistant and one of the guards. It was a slow day but he had to wait. He'd called his personal vessel but it needed a bit of repairs, he wanted to be with someone else but couldn't so he made do with what he had.

A lithe elvan man opened the doors and rushed up to the CEO. "Sir, we've got reports of a massive fleet ready to engage in battle, it isn't a battle between states... it's something else..."

The elf handed over the report while Trevor read it, and sighed.

"Deploy some debris field containment ships.. and a few scouts to help beam whatever survivors from the ships on board. Tell them to be near the engagement but do not let themselves be dragged in to it."

"Yes, sir."

The elf ran off again, even the run was very graceful... soon they would be dispatched and arrive at the location.

TICU was intrigued, maybe they weren’t opposed to justice after all, or maybe it was a clever deception by the forces of evil. Either way it was a chance, so, with a shadow of doubt left in his mind, he ordered the coms officer to respond. It was short and to the point.

“Land in the designated bay, make sure to carry no armament past the bounds of your ship. That is all.”

The designated bay was located at the front of the ship.

Kalth, Rinback System, Hyperborian Space

the Two fleets had massed at this planet for the start of the attack against TICU. Boarding was a Team of 30 Hyperborian Clone Commandos and 5 Cimmarian Samurais.

The Commandos also had one Eagle Class Assault/Boarding Shuttle. They were to board the ship and then head for the enemy Command Bridge and arrest or Kill TICU and the crew.

The Cimmarians were the added firepower, as they, like The Jedi and Sith, were force-users and their lightsabers would be good against the Pirates.

The Fleets soon jumped into Hyperspace and to battle.

Captain Harrison Dmitry “Kill’em all” Sanders, also known as “The Incredible Captain Universe” walked onto the bridge of his ship, the Armordilo, his outrageous uniform fitting in with the weird control interfaces, excessive use of holographic projections and the 10 different weapons stations. Today he was of to liberate some minor insignificant planet under the control of some generic dictator that oppressed his people without mercy or restraint. During the course of this liberation he expected to at least have one of the following things happen to him. First, he may or may not meet a beautiful slave girl that would instantly fall in love with him, second, the chances of him being captured were also rather high, but he was confident he could make the daring escape such a situation required, third, there would definitely be some space battle where a new device needed to be made on the fly so as to defeat the enemies super weapon, fourth, it would be a shocking revelation that would place the entire crew in jeopardy. But it was what he did, for he was always outnumbered, bur never outgunned.

Motioning to helmsman to take them to FTL, he sat at the chair and waited, soon his ship would show whoever opposed him that they were doomed and that Justice would prevail.


OOC:

The Armordillio:
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2650/overgunnedyg3.jpg

Well then, who wants to fall beneath the righteous hammer of justice, don’t be shy, and by the way, this will not be absolutely serious, it will however set up some things for later on, I hope.

OOC:

You make Cpt Dylan Hunt smile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qiwMjxYdhE) :):)

*tags*

As the Armordillio’s FTL sensors were relatively new, and therefore bug ridden, they could not see the insanely massive fleet of hostile ships entering Hyperspace, nor could they sense any disturbances in the force (yes the ship does have a Jedi on board, no he lost all ability to sense the force after he was hit by a car on some little world, no he hasn’t told the crew that he can’t sense the force anymore and is therefore a big fat lying son of a female dog.) so normal day to day activities continued despite the fact things were about to get bad, really, really, REALLY bad.

Suddely the asteroid explodes and out emerges a giant Robot with missile launchers and a giant laser cannon and plutonium shell blasters
The Cyborg Space Vampire Clowns came prepared this time

The Ustio shuttle had launched, but now there was the problem of the Cyborg Space Vampire Clowns to worry about. But in the eyes of Justice what chance did they have? None, absolutely none. Turrets swivelled around to face the enemy’s giant robot, and from each gun a distinctive blue glow could be seen, then, as if it were a rain storm, tens of cannons began to fire at the CSVC robot. One shot every half second. But as for evasive manoeuvres, it took none.

ooc you want him to be mistaken as my Wolf by The Steppe Empire who really hate mine ,go right ahead use the name in front of them

OOC: Why would SE mistake my Fleet Admiral for your Emperor?

The shuttle landed in the designated bay. The group exited and waited for Captain Sanders so that they could explain the situation to him.

bump

TICU stood from his seat, intrigued by those that came, were they allies of Justice, or were they the most diabolical enemies? Time would tell, sooner or later, time would indeed tell. The trip to the shuttle bay was short, uneventful, and totally without incident. He arrived, wearing a long cloak, a suitably dark visor and other such gear that totally and utterly rendered identification useless. There was a reason for this precaution, he had met many whom wanted him dead, and many were so skilled without weapons every advantage was necessary. After all Justice had to survive, otherwise what would happen to the universe? Each of these garments served to protect him from nearly any conceivable assassination attempt.

Small signs lit up, directing the his guest to a small room, designed to resemble a twentieth century coffee house, even TICU didn’t understand the persons reason, but it had been rather stupid, but the man was a top ship designer, and was the only person who could fit the guns required for the fight to preserve and maintain Justice and not have a million deadly feedbacks ever quarter second.

While plain, the seats were very comfortable, and after sitting down TICU began to speak. “My dear fellows, I apologize for my attire, but one can never be too careful when serving Justice, after all, there are many who would like to see me killed, and many more that would like to personally enslave me, and all because of the fact I fight for Justice! But enough about me, why do you wish to speak, I’m sure you have a good reason, and hopefully it can aid the most admirable fight in the name of Justice.”

OOC: Steppe could you please make the first move against my ship, it would be more spectacular that way.

I am waiting for UN to do what he is doing.

The Giant robot fires everything it's got at the ship
And is torn to pieces by the fire
The Cyborg Space Vampire Clowns have come prepred though, as another robot appears
This one is similarly armed, only it is in a sailor suit and has Double D's

While plain, the seats were very comfortable, and after sitting down TICU began to speak. “My dear fellows, I apologize for my attire, but one can never be too careful when serving Justice, after all, there are many who would like to see me killed, and many more that would like to personally enslave me, and all because of the fact I fight for Justice! But enough about me, why do you wish to speak, I’m sure you have a good reason, and hopefully it can aid the most admirable fight in the name of Justice.”


The leader of the group stepped forward

"Captain Sanders, I come with the regards of Royal Fleet Admiral Wolf. We intercepted a message earlier today from the Steppe Empire. Suffice to say, it concerned the reward for you: dead or alive. Naturally, we thought it was best to come here, and help in any way we could"

The enemy ship was in more trouble now, this time, It was the two Fleets the Hyperborians sent. Now the Armadillo and its crew was in it deep. forget the odd person with the Giant Robots, The Hyperborians were not joking around.

Admiral Ninko Shah, a Namkaio Lizard man, was in command of both fleets. beside him was the Protocol Droid Z-12.

Captain Sanders! Nashai kaili wanka wanka naisao Kimba Ninko Shah. The Admiral said as The droid Translated "Mr Sanders, My master, Admiral Ninko Shah demands you bow before him."

OCC: You think I'm odd? We are all a little broken

Bump for Mr "Save The Universe."