NationStates Jolt Archive

*Typical tacky intro music* "This is Shaun Suresh for AN1 news.Several important government big shots, foreign military leaders, and a few leaders of other nations have gathered here at Lord Cody Wayne Lowery the 2nd's royal palace for an important message.Lowery has invited only one media outlet, us, to witness what he calls, a huge advancement in military technology.Here he comes now" "Greetings all.I bet your a tad bit curious as to why I've summoned you here today.Well don't worry, it is well worth your while.As you may know or not know, i am a clone.My original self was deposed, imprisoned and executed a few months ago.And rather than have some time wasting election, they released me.A perfect replica of the first, without the nasty mass murder conviction.After a while, my top engineers got to thinking.Why just clone their wise leader? Why not clone an entire army.Ladies and gentlemen, i give you, the replicated army" *2 doors opened from underground, exactly 100 identical men marching from each one.They all stood 6 foot 6, perfectly muscled, no hair, and blank blue eyes, each man with the same robotic expression on their face* "As you can see, they are all perfect copies of one soldier i handpicked from my elite guard.I will allow a few of you to learn my cloning secret, for a very hefty price of course.Place your bids now!"

ooc do tell what Tech are you?

"What's the average Clone Life Span?" asked a Lynion Officer.

OOC:I'm slight FT, like a few decades from full blown FT

"Good question.We foresaw the limited clone life span problem.And after a few tweaks, they all live for a good 30 years.Though we doubt they'll live that long.They are soldiers after all"

OOC:I'm slight FT, like a few decades from full blown FT

ooc well carry on then

ic

"nothing new this is old , we been doing it for years"

"30 years?" replied the officer. "The Black Imperial Guardians of Lynion are clones and they've being around for at least 60 years and they are still going on. They even have a personality, eye colour and hair," finished the officer.

*He gulped and continued on* "Personality.Exactly the problem we fixed here.These soldiers have no personality or emotion.Perfect killing machines, that are easy to program.And you may have been doing this for years, but we haven't so piss off"

"30 years?" replied the officer. "The Black Imperial Guardians of Lynion are clones and they've being around for at least 60 years and they are still going on. They even have a personality, eye colour and hair," finished the officer.

"our ships scan of your nation show you have Vamps why not add thier DNA to the mix to give them longer lifes,beside getting blown up which would end it"

"Well....i....well because we didn't think of it.This was a bit of a rush job.Except for me.I was in that preservation tube for 10 years"

"am sorry but am not talking to you am talking to this Lynion Officer,unless you happen to have vampires here"

"seeing this is going no way for us, i'am teleporting out of here"

"am sorry but am not talking to you am talking to this Lynion Officer,unless you happen to have vampires here"

"seeing this is going no way for us, i'am teleporting out of here"

OOC:good.i had no idea what a Vamp was.so lets disregard that post

"Wait, your sure you don't wanna buy it? Come on, i need the money...i mean the country needs the money!"

A man in a white longsleeve shirt and jeans walks up to you " So, how much do you want for the clones"

"That's what we do," replied the Lynion Officer. "All clones have vampire DNA and so far, they've lived for 60 years. we hope they can live forever but we don't know yet,"

"That's what we do," replied the Lynion Officer. "All clones have vampire DNA and so far, they've lived for 60 years. we hope they can live forever but we don't know yet,"

"mm odd mine you my dna has vamp, werewolf ,human and one key dna to make me and all the others,well good luck on finding out"

"Um...50 million?"

The man shook his hand and smiled " one billion it is then" He said smiling, he offered much more than he needed to, but it made impressions...good ones. " The money will be wired shortly, don't ask any questions." He said before turning away and walking away not to be seen for hundreds of years.

"sold" said an odd fellow in the back who started to hobble forward.
"now would that be in gold, USD, check or rare pink earthian flowers from the Detla Region of Northern Kaho?"

"How many conflicts and/or wars have your clones being taken part of and whats their battlefield effiecant?" asked the Lynion Officer.

The man with dirty-blonde hair, ice blue eyes, and a aristocratic face walked away smiling. Ameriganastan just ensured the creation of the Universal Government. It would lead to the death of billions and the creation of the most brutal totallitarian government to ever exist.

"Gold please"

"Another good question.Recently we decided to...expand into a small nation near ours.The clones managed to...persuade them to surrender within 2 weeks"

"Causlities on the Clones?"

"We sent in 300.We came back with 250."

"How many was on the other side and how well equip were the enemy and their causlities? Also how well equip were the clones and their training and their leadership?"

"The other side was your basic small country militia.We also equipped the clones with normal solider armor and weapons.We plan to improve their equipment on further outings.As for the death count from the other side...it was a total massacre.My regular army forces saw to that"

"Gold please"

"Well this stuff is heavy", huffed the man. "Nice doing business with you, now when can I expect my clones also could I request a special order for more gold?"

"You can expect your first platoon to arrive in a week or so.And sure.More gold, the better i guess"

OOC:I'm gonna be an ass here, feel free to disregard this post. Also, doesn't this break some treaty or other about cloning?

*A man with a bloodied face, and a water gun comes running up to the podium*" I was one of those militia that were massacred! We had pitchforks, and the odd hunting rifle, that's all! We had to resort to Kamikaze attacks using Mentos and Cola! You see! They aren't as strong as they say! We also learned they melt when you pour water on them, that's why they are in armor, and don't need to eat or drink!" With that, he shot the Ameriganastan president in the back with the water gun and ran off, when he tripped over a pebble and exploded.

OOC:I'll accept everything but the melting from water thing.thats just stupid


IC: "Well....well it was just a test run.We had to use the on a weak nation first.But i assure you, they are perfectly capable of fighting real war.Plus, we only sent in 300.Imagine the carnage you can cause with a few thousand"

"You sent 300 men against a militia that was ill-trained and waged war for no reason?" started the Lynion Officer. "The clones aren't ready yet. They haven't seen action in any war except this pathetic 'war' that you call. If this is the only conflict they've being involved, Lynion has no interests in your dealings," finished the Lynion Officer.

"Don't go.You could put them to use as palace guards or something.You don't have to use them as invasion troops.Give my team a few...decades and they should be a totally invincible fighting force"

"Giving them a few decades will take too long and by then they'll be required to be deployed on a planet or for home defence," replied the Lynion officer. "We can train a battalion of Black Imperial Guardians within a few decardes. Also you haven't answer my last question: how many militia were there against the clones?"

*He started sweating, trying not to lose composure* "Well they were small...maybe about...600 troops.And we sent in...about...2000 regular soldiers.hehe.*

"I can see how you won," replied the Lynion Officer in a saracastic tone. "During the Union Rebellion, a badly outnumbered Vamperial Outpost held for 18 months on a port town and had about 500 deaths out of 10,000 and the Rebels were numbering in the hundreds of thousands. The rebels lost about 100,000 in total and they sent in 200,000 to overwhelm the Vamperial Forces. Mind you, the bulk of Vamperial Forces were made up of Spec Ops and vetern companies that had seen war. If the clones have little experience in war, they'll do badly when it comes to interplanetery wars,"

"Interplanetery? Buddy, do i look like I'm going to space anytime soon? My space program has barely gotten past rocket ships.I didn't intend for them to be space warriors.Merely enforcers here planet side.And do not mock how i dealt with that damn splinter group....i mean rebel nation...i mean that small nation"