NationStates Jolt Archive

CBC announced today that it will start broadcasting a new show to Foreign Watchers.

The New Show is called Bond MirS, said to be based on the nation of BodmerS who threaten to declare war on 100% of the world. The Main Character is Bond Mirs, who is a insane owner of a Boomers Shop in Vancouver. He tried shooting him self and rides on a Bike with a Water Gun that he says is a Armored Division. "He is also Married to a Human woman."

The Actor will be a Chimpanzee named 'Jako' and The voice of Bond Mirs will be Voice Actor Karl Von Lipscomb Who is a Anthropomorphic Mandrill known for Being a Theater actor and Clown.

Mirs wife will be played by Anthropomorphic Hippo Actress Madame Lita Marlborough.

"This is manly a Comedy for our nations and others who might like this show." CBC Director-General Nicolis Jim said, "All and all, we are sure many will like this show."

ZNN parent company Zinairian Broadcasting Corporation announced today that it would be premiering a new miniseries called Casey Kadia to domestic and foreign audiences. Said ZBC programming director Mark Lloyd:

"Basically, it takes place in a mental institution where the main character, Casey, is being held because she believes she's an anthropomorphic hippo. There are lots of great, zany characters and I think our audience will really enjoy it."

The program, which stars developmentally disabled actress Tanya Eastwood, is set to premiere Monday at 2200 ZRT on ZBC 2.

Official Message from the Kira V Fan Club

Ur lame-o TV karakturs cant be of a match for teh supreme crime-feiting, wurld-konkering, card-sharking, draft-dodjing, uberishness that is Kira V.

Kira V is teh like awesomist show in teh world and u will bow before her power & animayted byuty!

Official Message from the Kira V Fan Club

Your lame-o TV karats cant be of a match for the supreme crime-fighting, world-hankering, card-sharking, draft-dodging, amateurishness that is Kira V.

Kira V is the like awesomeness show in the world and you will bow before her power & animated beauty!

Ok...........................

Odd

Official Nira Maya Fanclub Message

yore sho r noah match phoar oor sho, nira maya, were ff' awesoem pr awsm iz awsomer phram yarz. u looze, wee win. wii haz super uber krime-phightin gudnesh wih super-powered robot tanks + rockits en battleships orbital cannons & awesomeness + n00kz en awesoem pr lazer baims loololoololoollooloololololoolz

Official Response of GWO Broadcasting Studios

Your hero is still no match for Nazi Man. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=567267)

Official Answer from 4chanTV

The Epic Fail Guy is superior in everything to your character, he is 50% of LOL, 50% of Fail and 50% of Legend. That is 150% motherfucka! He is more well known, and as ageless as the Internets. Therefore you fail even at failing. And we do not forgive, we do not forget. Your furfaggotry will end here and now. Unless you cancel all episodes involving furries and equal fail, all your TV are belong to us for the LULZ.

Here is an example of our glorious EFG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

Orly?

Lol, ur vid phaild.

Beatusian Pictures Limited

We are sad to inform you all, that our show, The Adventures of Goldie, the Canarble Wagon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrTEvGH-Jk0&feature=channel_page), is far superior to any of your shows! Though sadly that was the final episode, and it is no longer in production, it is still 5 to 10 times better than any of your shows. Thank you.

GWOBS

But Nazi Man drop kicked Empress Isabella off of a City Wall into the Suez Canal!

A new Episode of Bond MirS will come out known as "Bond Mirs vs Nazi Man" were everyone's Favorite Chimp save a Synagogue of The evil Nazi Man by running over him with his bike. Then sues The Grand World Order for damages to his bike :)

in other News, Bond MirS is the highest rated show on Casscaedian Television, beating Kira V and Epic Fail Guy for the Top ten spot.

A new episode of Nira Maya has come out in which Nira fires nuclear weapons at all opposing cartoon characters, then suing because his nukes were shot down by orbital theater defense platforms.

OOC: to nations like Niraamaya, GWO and others.

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OOC: to nations like Niraamaya, GWO and others.

If you do not like this thread......then..........

BUG OFF!

OOC: Who says we don't like it? We just have to put up competition. Out industries aren't going to sit back and let others take the fame are we?

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Subject: General Statement

Stoklomolvi laughs at this pitiful mockery of actual television. We find this new "show" to be extremely similar to the one made by the Ryou Black Islands towards us, which praised us by turning everyone except the Ryouese into worms. Here, the parallel is clear; the Grand World Order is in the Stoklomolvi position, and is attacked by this so-called show. We laugh. We spit. Nous vous rions!

On another note, we will be broadcasting this in Room 103. Thank you.

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GNNN Covering Story: New Cartoon Release in the Imperial Republic

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Opening animation of the weekly cartoon

Newly released cartoon sparks controversy in the Imperial Republic

Shortly after the release of the controversal show, Bond MirS, from the Casscaedian Broadcasting Company, based in Casscaedia, the Grestonian Broadcasting Company released a pilot for a weekly cartoon called: Crazy Toons. The Grestonian Broadcasting Company (GBC) is the same company that funds the GNNN and other various show and channels within the Imperial Republic and abroad.

The Casscaedian show, Bond MirS, is rumoured to have been created based upon stereo typical opinions upon the fledgeling nation, BodmerS. The pilot episode depicted the main character, played by a chimpanzee with a voice over by actor Karl Von Lipscomb, Bond MirS, flailing around with a water gun while upon a bicycle.

"Quite frankly, this show lacks any form of entertainment what so ever," GBC Chairman Geoffrey C. Isaacs reported to GNNN, "in the interests of completely stomping this tragedy of a satire from being seen by the public eye, the Broadcasting Association and myself will be working double time."

The first show pumped out by the GBC is the newly created, Crazy Toons; shown half an hour every Saturday at 9:00 AM and an hour on Sunday at 10:00 AM, the main character, Harry Hare, voiced by Melvin Blanc, gives comical relief to audiences of all ages.

However, the pilot episode, consisting of a cartoon portraying the Ryouese and Casscaedians as incompetent, idiotic fools. This came with quite some controversy as, despite the racial hatred between Grestonians and Casscaedians, the Imperial Republic has had little contact with the small, anthromorphic nation.

The pilot episode also consisted of humour from making fun of the Grand World Order.

To see the entirety of the pilot episode, go to the GNNN produced link at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAzAxaYT1WQ

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8 - 13 - 2010