NationStates Jolt Archive

In a crazed state, the leader of BodmerS has decalred war on all those who dare to oppose him!

[ooc: I guarantee this guy has another 2004 account.]

In a crazed state after falling into the persuasion of her friends to try some Cocaine, Cecily Lockhelm has pressed a red button. From the low Earth orbit then, a single projectile began to descend towards what was known before as the nation of BodmerS. Thus, after the magical mushrooms Lockhelm consumed, a mushroom of nuclear fire rained from the skies of such nation, as she laughed maniacally about how pathetic, stupid, idiotic and ridiculous such BodmerS was, and Aaron Paul would certainly agree.

In an official statement for the Richard Dawkins Institute for Research of Memes, doctor Aaron Paul expressed his surprise for the lack of ridiculous grammar errors in the statement of what now is another pile of glass, and his thanks for Cecily Lockhelm for her contribution for "cleaning the bottom of the gene pool". Likewise, he joked at how that, at such rate, "the Gene Pool won't be CLOSED due to AIDS for much longer."

CBC (Casscaedian Broadcasting Company)

In other news, The nation of BodmerS says that it is at war with the world. The Department of Foreign affairs said that no nation need worry about them. "Their Military is Toy Boats and a Kid on a Bike with a Water gun that they call a Armored Division."

In Related news, a new show based on The Nation of BodmerS is to be made, known as Bond Mirs, it is about a man named Bond Mirs who threats to declare war on anyone he hates, only to get beaten up.

As spy Satellites note the massive Rain of destruction, the Black Hand have only one thing to state in Regard to the actions of Lockhelm. "Epic Win".

In a crazed state, the leader of BodmerS has decalred war on all those who dare to oppose him!

While the Colony of Antarctic Gunsmiths isn't as large a nation as many here, compared to you we are massive. Quiet yourself, lest you anger someone enough to squash you like a grape under their foot.

Like me...or anybody else in the triple-digit pop-counts.

I've notice this as well Ursava.

Now now, people rping getting slammed by massive nations, if done right and cooperation is met by both sides, its good.

But this....this is just the typical dime-a-dozen new guy.

Who wants the whole world to know just how little weight he has and how willing he is to throw it around.

The Department of External National Resouces receives a message today about this small nation getting pummuled into plate glass. The director ordered a team of enegnieers and miners are put on ships and then shipped out to the area just outside of the blast zones. Along with them a small army detachment was sent with them to secure terretory for Rotten Bacon. Once that shelling stops The group will move in claim land and begin mining it's recources.

Official Diplomatic Communique
From, the The Republic of The_ _World, Department of Foreign Affairs
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To the leader of BodmerS,

We are quite troubled by your sudden, and blatant declaration of war against us. We have done nothing wrong. I do not understand where you came up with this insane notion that we "dare to oppose" you. We have done no such thing. However, if you continue to assert such threats, we will be unable to ignore them, and will, retaliate in kind. I hope that you reconsider your statement and position on this matter. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Signed,
Alfred A. Jones
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
The Republic of the_ _World

OOC: Teh lolzation
IC:
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Kiravian Empire

Permissim Astrav Subleucim

Imperial Secriat of State

Foreign Affairs Office

The Kiravian Empire condemns this unprovoked declaration of agressive intent against the most noble nation of The__World.

We hereby align ourselves to The__World, and pledge our forces in their defence. We reccomend rescinding your foolish declaration before your forces meet those of the Kiravian Empire 'pon a distant shore.

OOC: Teh lolzation
IC:
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee194/Glyphick47/KiravSeal.png

Kiravian Empire

Permissim Astrav Subleucim

Imperial Secriat of State

Foreign Affairs Office

The Kiravian Empire condemns this unprovoked declaration of agressive intent against the most noble nation of The__World.

We hereby align ourselves to The__World, and pledge our forces in their defence. We reccomend rescinding your foolish declaration before your forces meet those of the Kiravian Empire 'pon a distant shore.

Official Diplomatic Communique
From, the The Republic of The_ _World, Department of Foreign Affairs
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To the Kiravian Empire, Imperial Secriat of State, Foreign Affairs Office,

I, on behalf of the people of the Republic of the_ _World, wish to thank you, and your people, for the support you are providing us. We shall never forget this, and the people of the_ _World, shall forever been in your debt.

Signed,
Alfred A. Jones
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
The Republic of the_ _World

ooc- please read the stickies; i thought i took care of a n00b last night...*sighs*

Ester City, Capital of the Republic of the_ _World

With the threat of invasion looming, the Territorial Guard was placed on high alert. All Interstates were closed, to allow military traffic a better ability to move. Civil Defense workers were activated, and civil defense posts opened. Anti-aircraft, and anti-missile systems were prepared around major population centers. The Air Guard was also placed on a heightened alert. Focke-Wulf Fw 190D-9 fighters were flying air patrols, while still more sat on runways, fulled and ready to go at a moments notice. All RADAR stations were fully manned and operating. If BodmerS chose to attack, they would find their enemy well prepared to repel them.

[OOC: LOL! That was nice.]