Who Wants a Defense Contract? MT, Classified Ads
The Fanboyists
07-12-2008, 03:31
To the Defense and Arms Manufacturers and Contracters of the World
It has come to the attention of the government of the Federation of North Atlantic Territories (FNAT) that the Federal Defense Force is in a state of disrepair regarding equipment. Much of the equipment of the FDF is outdated, and needs replacing. The current state of the FDF would be acceptable in the 80's, but not in the 21st century. The following is required for our armed forces:
Army:
Standard Issue Infantry Assault Rifle
Medium/Main Battle Tank
or
Heavy/Main Battle Tank
Close Air Support plane
Infantry Carrier Gunship
Squad Automatic weapon
Armoured Personnel Carrier
Mobile Artillery Piece
Rocket Artillery
Transport Plane
Navy:
Destroyer (gun or missile)
Main Capital Ship (Missile or gun)
Air Craft Carrier
Minelayer
Minesweeper
Ballistic Missile Submarine
Fast Attack Submarine
Naval Plane (fighter and light bomber both needed)
Frigate
Air Force:
Main Fighter (preferably vertical takeoff)
Tactical Bomber
Strategic Bomber
Nightfighter/bomber
Transport
The Fanboyists
07-12-2008, 03:32
Alternately, we will pay consultants to assist us in the designing of domestic military equipment.
LAIX ARMS
To: Government of the Federation of North Atlantic Territories
Having received your notice for a need to upgrade your military equipment, LAIX ARMS (based in the Free Republic of Lamoni) feels that it can fulfill many of your needs. Below, you will find an ordered list of the equipment that we can provide to fill your needs.
ARMY:
Standard Issue Infantry Assault Rifle:
LAAR-5
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4979
MAR-90
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4765
MBT:
M-21 Valkyrie MBT
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4169
Armored Personnel Carrier:
M-20 Hamsher AMTV
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4168
Transport Plane:
C-10 Minotaur
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3887
Mobile Artillery Piece:
Pilum Self Propelled Howitzer
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3837
Navy:
Defiance Class Destroyer
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4234
Solidarity Class CVN
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3223
Von Schulenburg Class SSBN
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3815
Stinson Class SSN
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3790
Zwaardvissen class SSK
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3777
Adelaide Stinson Class Frigate
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4233
Air Force:
Fighters
F-31 Sylvantes
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3115
F-30 Black Cat
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3908
LAA-37 Ripper
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=4342
Transport Plane
C-10 Minotaur
http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3887
LAIX ARMS also has more military equipment for export that your government might be interested in, and all of our designs have gone through the NSDraftroom, in order to ensure that you are getting quality weapons.
Please do not hesitate to browse our catalog ( http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?showtopic=3113 ), to see if any of our other weapons systems will work for your armed forces. If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to ask. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
LAIX ARMS
The Fanboyists
07-12-2008, 21:58
Bump!
Agrandov
07-12-2008, 22:51
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The marketing division of Stalwart Inc. wishes to recommend the K29 Automatic Rifle (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=575475) for consideration as the standard issue assault rifle you are looking for. We are confident that the K29 will perform to our high standards in any tests you care to perform.
The K29 represents the pinnacle of individual small-arms technology, and will provide any force with a crucial multiplier to maximise their fighting efficiency. The optional combat sight expands this capability further, although this is usually limited to the most lucrative of customers because of the high manufacturing costs.
We would like to remind you that Stalwart Inc. operates on a 'no questions asked' policy and will not enquire into the origin, aims, history or legitimacy of any customer. As long as the payment is provided your order will be shipped.
Stalwart Inc. Sales and Marketing.
The Fanboyists
08-12-2008, 05:30
After reviewing both offers for a standard-issue assault rifle, we have decided to place an order for a total of 15 million K29 assault rifles in the following configurations:
3 million grassland
3 million arctic
3 million night
3 million night-pattern assault carbines
3 million dark woodland
Agrandov
08-12-2008, 13:15
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We are very pleased with your decision to adopt the K29 Automatic Rifle, and we are sure that you will not be disappointed. We would like to remind you that the operator's manual should be read thoroughly before using the firearm.
Please make any purchases of K29 or related products here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=575475)
Stalwart Inc. Sales and Marketing.
The Fanboyists
08-12-2008, 23:38
Bump.
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To: Federation of North Atlantic Territories (FNAT)
We at Chazakain Defense believe we have the quality weapons you are searching for the following:
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Army:
Standard Issue Infantry Assault Rifle
The C-02 (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=12)
Main Battle Tank
Ashur EG-T1 (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=6)
Armoured Personnel Carrier
The Nergal (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=10)
Mobile Artillery Piece
C002 Self-propelled Howitzer (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=13)
Navy:
Destroyer (missile based)
Phoebe Class Destroyer (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=7)
Air Craft Carrier
The Tartarus Class (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=4)
Minesweeper
Dione Class Minesweeper/hunter (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=16)
Ballistic Missile Submarine
Crius Gopher Class Submarine
(http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=15&st=0#entry782740)
Air Force:
Bomber
The C-1 Bomber (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=14&st=0#entry782707)
Transport
Ch-1t, Military Transport Copter (http://z13.invisionfree.com/Chazakain_Storefront/index.php?showtopic=18)
If you wish to purchase any of her products please do here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=570805)
The Grand World Order
09-12-2008, 02:47
To: The Federation of Northern Atlantic Territories
From: The Grand World Order Military Engineering Division
The GWOMED has produced several pieces of equipment, and currently, we believe the following would suit you:
The MI-8A2 Modular Assault Weapon (http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wiki/MI-8A2_Assault_Rifle), an overly modular rifle that can be configured into almost any role, as well as accept almost every caliber up to 12.7mm, thanks to an extremely easy conversion method that makes the process shorter than a minute. This weapon can be used for multiple roles, as stated in the description.
The Divine Tiger Main-Heavy Battle Tank (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13764267&postcount=1), a semi-modular tank that follows the idea of the famous Maus project of Germany. ((OOC: Wow, that post is old, has a couple of inaccuracies, but I'm too lazy to root all of them out.))
Should you have any more questions for us, please feel free to ask them. And of course, the Emorden-Geist Manufacturing Company helps our government produce these pieces of equipment.
To: The Federation of Northern Atlantic Territories
From: The Emorden-Geist Weapons Manufacturing Corporation
The Emorden-Geist Corporation would like to offer its services to your nation by offering the M.A.M.P., short for Mobile Armored Missile Platform. This vehicle is described nearly perfectly in its name; it is a platform with posts for missiles of almost any kind, as well as various sorts of rockets. There are four machine gun mounts on each corner to provide protection from ground attacks.
((OOC: Shitty post, I know...))
Brogavia
09-12-2008, 05:30
To: The Federation of Northern Atlantic Territories
From: The Grand World Order Military Engineering Division
The GWOMED has produced several pieces of equipment, and currently, we believe the following would suit you:
The MI-8A2 Modular Assault Weapon (http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wiki/MI-8A2_Assault_Rifle), an overly modular rifle that can be configured into almost any role, as well as accept almost every caliber up to 12.7mm, thanks to an extremely easy conversion method that makes the process shorter than a minute. This weapon can be used for multiple roles, as stated in the description.
The Divine Tiger Main-Heavy Battle Tank (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=13764267&postcount=1), a semi-modular tank that follows the idea of the famous Maus project of Germany. ((OOC: Wow, that post is old, has a couple of inaccuracies, but I'm too lazy to root all of them out.))
Should you have any more questions for us, please feel free to ask them. And of course, the Emorden-Geist Manufacturing Company helps our government produce these pieces of equipment.
To: The Federation of Northern Atlantic Territories
From: The Emorden-Geist Weapons Manufacturing Corporation
The Emorden-Geist Corporation would like to offer its services to your nation by offering the M.A.M.P., short for Mobile Armored Missile Platform. This vehicle is described nearly perfectly in its name; it is a platform with posts for missiles of almost any kind, as well as various sorts of rockets. There are four machine gun mounts on each corner to provide protection from ground attacks.
((OOC: Shitty post, I know...))
OOC: How is your tank 30,000 kg heavier than the M1A2, but is shorter by about 3 meters, and have more, larger weapons, and a bigger engine?
The Grand World Order
09-12-2008, 05:41
((OOC: As I said, there's inaccuracies that I need to fix. Also, the main cannons are essentially the same size as the ones on the Abrams, there's just two of them.
And, wrong, the Abrams is 8 feet tall.))
((OOC: As I said, there's inaccuracies that I need to fix. Also, the main cannons are essentially the same size as the ones on the Abrams, there's just two of them.
And, wrong, the Abrams is 8 feet tall.))
OOC: I think he means length, not height.
Brogavia
09-12-2008, 06:18
((OOC: As I said, there's inaccuracies that I need to fix. Also, the main cannons are essentially the same size as the ones on the Abrams, there's just two of them.
And, wrong, the Abrams is 8 feet tall.))
OOC:
(Sorry for the threadjack)
Two main guns? You've been playing to much C&C. Two main guns offer no advantage over one. The only thing it does is force you to have a complicated autoloader system, and take up space. And wtf is up with mounting them angled at each other? You say its to prevent targets from hiding between the guns but if you're firing at something small enough to fit between the gap, then you fail at using tanks. So if you fire both barrels at a target at any real range, you're only going to hit once.
Blackhelm Confederacy
09-12-2008, 06:21
We have all of your needs right here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508486)!
The Fanboyists
09-12-2008, 21:55
OOC: Blackhelm, did you want my order here or on the thread you provided? I'm going to put one here, but I'll add one to the other thread if you'd rather it be there.
To the Griffincrest Corporation
We have reveiwed the catalogue you have provided us with, and after much deliberation, we have decided to order the following (our cost calculations are next to each request, feel free to check them for correctness):
14 million Kevlar vests (compatable with ceramic inserts) ($7 billion USD)
15 Neptune-class Cruisers ($3 billion USD)
450,000 "Javelin" Anti-Tank Systems ($4.5 billion USD)
60 Charon-class Frigates ($1.2 billion USD)
Thank you very much for your participation in our modernization program.
Sincerely,
Generalissimo Steven P. Grimmeberger
Head of State, Federation of North Atlantic Territories
The Fanboyists
09-12-2008, 23:02
To Lamoni
We would like to order the following:
10 Von Schulenburg SSBNs ($25 billion USD)
7 Solidarity-class CVNs ($70 billion USD)
300,000 M-20A Hamsher AMTVs ($1.35 trillion USD)
16,000 M-20C Hamsher AMTVs ($75.2 billion USD)
5,000 M-20E-L Hamsher AMTVs ($22.75 billion USD)
24,000 M-20N Hamsher AMTVs ($111.6 billion USD)
2000 M-21 Valkyrie MBT ($22 billion USD)
Thank you for your participation in our modernization program.
Sincerely,
Generalissimo Steven P. Grimmeberger
Head of State, Federation of the North Atlantic Territories
The Fanboyists
09-12-2008, 23:08
OOC NOTE: If anyone thinks these numbers are unrealistic, please tell me.
The Grand World Order
10-12-2008, 00:09
OOC:
(Sorry for the threadjack)
Two main guns? You've been playing to much C&C. Two main guns offer no advantage over one. The only thing it does is force you to have a complicated autoloader system, and take up space. And wtf is up with mounting them angled at each other? You say its to prevent targets from hiding between the guns but if you're firing at something small enough to fit between the gap, then you fail at using tanks. So if you fire both barrels at a target at any real range, you're only going to hit once.
((OOC: The Divine Tiger normally has two actual people loading it instead of autoloaders...
I've never played C&C in my life. Honestly. And I said the COAXIAL MACHINE GUN is between the barrels. The barrels can angle themselves slightly to enhance accuracy, because the "Fire both barrels at real range" came to mind.
And you seem to be failing to notice something; in RL, the Germans attempted the same thing but failed mainly because there weren't engines strong enough back then. Now, apologize to FFS for threadjacking, kkthx.))
LAIX ARMS
To: Generalissimo Steven P. Grimmeberger
Head of State, Federation of the North Atlantic Territories
Your purchase of 10 Von Schulenburg SSBNs ($25 billion USD)
7 Solidarity-class CVNs ($70 billion USD)
300,000 M-20A Hamsher AMTVs ($1.35 trillion USD)
16,000 M-20C Hamsher AMTVs ($75.2 billion USD)
5,000 M-20E-L Hamsher AMTVs ($22.75 billion USD)
24,000 M-20N Hamsher AMTVs ($111.6 billion USD)
2000 M-21 Valkyrie MBT ($22 billion USD)
has been confirmed for 1,565,650,000,000 standard dollars. Please do not hesitate to return to us for your military needs.
Signed,
LAIX ARMS
Blackhelm Confederacy
10-12-2008, 02:20
You've got yourself a deal, nice doing business with ya!