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Well, none of my past attempts at RPing really worked out and my recent attempts didn't get enough participants or support to really form, so... I thought that I would give it another shot. The movie is going to be filmed about an Ascelonian war against a revolting colony thirty years ago. And you know the rest of the story. I'm want ten or more people to join and make this into reality.

We will need a foreign director, some actors, some third world country for the RP to participate, and some drug traffickers.

I'd love to be am actor!

Yeah, I'd play an actor too.

I'll have two characters: an actor and a drug trafficker.

I also might bring in a foreign director, maybe.

Sounds bold, i'm interested

All accepted. Just send in their names and descriptions. Though, each one of them has to have a self-image problem like an "in-the-closet" homosexual (I mean like... unable to accept that he's gay), drug addict, etc.

They also have to have a strange acting career (not exactly bad), I mean like played in weird movies.

Financier of the movie project is Piers Deldeaux.

Piers Deldeaux- Multi-billionaire CEO, President, and Founder of Ascelonia Consolidated Industries. He now works for the Research and Development wing of the conglomerate. He has a foul-mouth and a hot temper. All he is concerned with is profitability.

War hero is Captain Taylor Tally. There are four other soldiers.

Captain Taylor Tally a.k.a. "Titty"- Tough head of the team sent to rescue two POWs. Carries a M-16 and frag grenades. Wrote a book about his experiences.

Sergeant Jack Asburn "Jackass"- Weak and sidekickish, he's not the brightest guy and is often carrying most of the supply packs for the rest of the group. Carries a chaingun and incenidary grenades.

Sergeant Marion Fuggle "Mother****er"- Snooty and thinks he's better than everyone else. Carries 2 MP7s and a collection of high-explosive grenades.

Corporal Cedric Hornswallow "Cocksucker"- Thinks he's the best soldier in the group, pompous, obnoxious, and jumps at the slightest noise. Carries a grenade launcher and flashbang grenades.

Private Benjamin Tayback "Brokeback"- Run-of-the-mill kinda guy. He carries a M-16 and smoke grenades.

I want the black guy! Or a drug addict. Those both would sound fun. Or possibly one of the actors ignorant agent.

I'll take Taylor Tally

My Actor's name will be,
Jake Solstace
Hieght: 5'11
Weight: 190LBs
Hair Color, dirty blonde
Eye color: Hazel
Past movies: Armageddon of babies, Children of Transvestites, Rambo 16
Problem: Always trying to act better than everybody else, sometimes taking the script so seriously he becomes his character in the script.

I'll be Sergeant Marion Fuggle.

My actor will be:
Name: William Tryston
Hieght: 6'3"
Weight: 177 lbs
Hair Color: light blonde, brown in character
Eye Color: light blue, brown in character
Past Roles: The Roman, Satan's Alley, Softness
Problem: Gets too into his character and went into such extreme lengths (under going an operation to have his skin colour changed) that he doesn't really know who he is

I'll be Sgt Asburn

I just wanna be a blacK guy, cause that's all my countries ethniticiy is basically so here:

Name: Drami Harubo (rapper in AAU, actor)
Hieght: 6'2"
Weight: 220 LBS
Hair Color, blacK, buzzcutted liKe a blacK guys (I'm blacK so dont call me racist)
Eye color: Hazel
Past movies: "Rapping Kangaroo", "Apocalypse how?", "1,000 guys, and one woman", and "The man who fapped too much" (movie banned in over 100 different nations).
Problem(s): Addicted to sex, drugs, and alchahol, and loves guns and explosians.
Picture: http://blogs.heretv.com/busted/files/chris_rock.jpg

Name: Marton Erdey. When in character he's Lieutenant Kyle 'Target' Winters.
Height: 6' 2".
Weight: 185.
Hair Color: Black both in an out of character. He keeps it in an extremely short (less than two inches) 'mohawk' with low-trimmed hair on the sides out of character. He simply keeps his hair flat on top and low-trimmed on the sides.
Eye Color: Green.
Past Roles: Passenger 1, Passenger 2, Passenger 3, Misson: Could Be Challenging 1, Mission: Could Be Challenging 2, Mission: Could Be Challenging 3, 007.435, Walking Short.
Problem: Marton has both an addiction to cigarettes and he's an alcoholic.



How's that for a messed up actor? Also, unless you have down-syndrome and an axe through your head you should be able to see what movies I'm making fun of. On a side-note however I do like all the 'Drivers', Shawn Connery as 007, and Walking Tall.

The character I will play? Corporal Cedric Hornswallow "Cocksucker".

Name: Brick Assley
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 223 lbs
Hair Color: Dark Brown both IC and OOC
Eye Color: Hazel IC, Green OOC
Past Roles: Crippled Summit, The Dogcage, Never Going to Release You
Problem: Closet homosexual, compensates by being exaggeratingly homophobic.