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a few days ago there were a couple bord kids in my nation so they dicided to dig a hole to china and they found an alien wmd as far as we can tell with a door for matnice the dimensions are 5 meters long 2 wide and 2 1/2 high current ly were trying to open it with homemade c4 and our resoning for our assumtion that is a wmd is high levels of creepy ness

OOC: Rofl.

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Ooc: OMG THE KEEDS TRIED TO DIEG uh HULL TO CHINAW WERE THEY siksessfawl?

(10 points for making me fall out of the chair laughing)

well its open we frogot to read the picture sign thing and it said pull to open well i guss thats wat u get for an illiterat population o and it apperes to be a suiciede bomb with crew inside they look stangly like us and thers 20 of them missing from there chairs and its bigger on the inside wich is wierd too o well put it in a museam or bury it? thats the qustion

OOC: Bigger on the inside? Alien civilization? You've found a TARDIS!

naw wer gonna blow it up 4 crismas

The nation of Articoa is willing to dispose of the artifact and NOT reverse-engineer it at all.

New Kereptica will gladly take it off your hands. We will even go so far as to pay you for this service we are providing.

We shall pay more than the nation of New Kereptica will!

We will pay more then Articoa, and we will provide the nation of Loonp with military protection in the form of a defensive alliance.

We shall pay far more than New Kereptica will, and will provide two nuclear ICBMs in exchange for the artifact.

naa it will look prittyer as the finaly in our cristmas celabration after we figer how t blow it up so far there vocies coming out of the inter com saying hello we see you have advanced enogh to understand our langege press the green button to send an emmasari from the mother planet. and childern dont BLOW THIS SHIP UP we love you please call us back u idots

OOC: LOL, wut?

We will pay more then Articoa, offer a defensive military alliance, and provide Loonp with 1 full Carrier Battlegroup and an SSBN capable submarine with a full stock of 20 nuclear MIRV ICBMs.

Carrier Battlegroup:

1 Kratik Class Aircraft Carrier
-----50 F-35 Lightning II Fighter
-----10 AV8B Harrier II Fighters
2 End All Class Battleships
4 Dr'Klow Class Frigates
4 Helghast Class Corvettes
2 Defender Class Replenishment Ships
2 Gossenberg Class Nuclear Attack Submarines

1 Verhinderung Nuclear Ballistic Missile Submarine

hey i think the red button here will do it but the little voices on the comm says the green will blow it up

ppl wat do u tink we should press?

We shall cancel this deal! No artifact is worth the jeopordy of my standing alliances! New Kereptica is allowed the claim if it is allowed by Loonp. However, we in Articoa ask to send a team to investigate this "hole to China" if the Loonp government allows it.

EDIT: Press the blue button!

Give it to us. We will find out which buttons do what and provide you with a full report.

Kereptecean Re-engineering Corporation

"All the information, none of the hassle."

there is no blue button and the kids diede in a horribul fall as thy reaced the 2 mile marker under ground there is nothing down there and communication with mirros isnt working no more

Would you like us to send a military team to investigate and aid New Kereptica in pulling it out?

we pressed the green button sry it was an acedent a person fell on it wile studing the circets trying to figur out how it works so we can build anoter one

What happened?

the red button has a case around it now and any one who touches it dies

Build another what?

they said thank you u idiots we love you we will bee there tomaro

OK... but what happened as a result of pushing the green button?

EDIT: Oh. I see.

wmd duh

yea strange right

both the red button got a box on it and the vocie came on

Very strange indeed. Does this mean the aliens shall invade in war, or come peacefully?

well open you dam eyes and you see you all readly started a count down for it to blow up part of your nation

The jet's engines were throwing off huge waves of heat as they prepared to fire. On the ground, a team of 20 scientists and 20 soldiers, who had been roughly shaken out of their beds in the middle of the night, were entering the plane through it's cantilevered nose. Once they were on board and their gear was stowed, the plane took off.

It took only a few minutes for the plane to reach the requisite height of 30,000 feet, at which point the scramjets on the wings activated. They pulled the plane through the air at speeds of nearly mach 10. A sonic boom was heard in the small town below. By the time the villagers looked up to find the source of the noise however, the hypersonic aircraft was already over the horizon.

It took a little over an hour to reach the small airfield in Loonp. The pilots turned the scramjets off as they came in over land, giving the plane time do decelerate before they returned power to the landing turbines. As the plane landed, the passengers stood up. As soon as it came to a stop, the pilots went back into the cabin, so they would not be tossed backward as the nose of the aircraft tilted upward, opening for the passengers to exit.

After a few minutes, the party was en-route to the location of the strange object.

they said no worris man there gonna come to us in one reterranizing ship wat ever that means they want us to enjoy the benifits of our home land??

"Who's in charge here?" Asked the leader of the Kereptecean scientific expedition.

"Jacobs, get inside that thing. See if you can get some interface with the equipment."

a Battleship (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t69/zxc_047/Imperial%20MT%20rifle/FT%20Imperial%20ships/TheRetributionClassBattleship.jpg)rocks up above all all readly to fire

"get the hell away from it" boom from speakers

im in contol says a 15 yearold kid with a joint in his hand smokin it. sry u cant go in there were analising it

"You get the hell away or face the might of my own godmodeing!" Yelled Jacobs.

wanna say that to them little defece robots that com out evry time we go in and try to blow it up they have 3barral shot guns

"You get the hell away or face the might of my own godmodeing!" Yelled Jacobs.
ooc :rolleyes: wow MT nation taking on FT one

OOC: Taking on? You don't think I'm serious do you? I've been taking this whole thread as a joke. I thought everyone was...

OOC: Taking on? You don't think I'm serious do you? I've been taking this whole thread as a joke. I thought everyone was...


ooc hey with what been going on lately with one RPer one never knows

"You get the hell away or face the might of my own godmodeing!" Yelled Jacobs.

" pull the other one it has bells on it"

dude, we should like....totally add some weed, that should calm the little robots down

OOC: ken i hab ur aleein sheep

OMG we fond won in our nashun a little bit a go but all it said was ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US.SO WE NOOKED IT.LOLOLOL

OOC: We're just going to steal it. And since there's already Modern Tech and Future Tech, we present: Past!

IC: "CAVOK!"

Clothed Mongoose (The opposite of Naked is Clothed, and Mongooses eat Snakes, geddit?) looked down into the forest canopy below. He jumped and pulled the cord.

Then he landed lightly and looked for the weapon.

OOC: gib me aleein sheep fer manduedery inspakshin

Whose puppet are you?

OMG TEH NUK IS REALI COMPLEXOR

We hav ta shtop it

OOC: giv me nuk ir i kil ur natinez ppl

Just then a few squid like alien floated out of the "wmd" and said "I bring love and fertility, take us to your schoolgirlz :p

CM went and took his neutron star cannon and destroyed the entire village and then picked up the wmd and then blew the shit out of everything until he was back in Niraamaya and then he pressed a button and the wmd fired and blew up the black hole in the middle of the galaxy. :p

Teh Gr8 Lrd Tygr sed "Oh noez" n sented his trups to kill teh alinz wif teh LAZORS. And teh flt showeded up wif teh ANTEE MATTUR BOMBS and shooted at teh alinz and KILLED DEM YA RLY.

Tenty sooper bommbers went 2 ittak the aleein wmd

OOC : U JUST MADE ME LAUGH LIKE HELL WITH THIS ENTIRE THREAD LOLOLOLOLOL
i dont understand this "language", is it kind of slang :D :D :D :D :D
ROFLMFAO loooool

Iz lulspeek

u iz no gud @ it.

Itz 4aerd wirk 2 doo t41s

no ur doin it wrong

u iz speekin "1337speek" dis iz lolspeek kthx (http://speaklolspeak.com/?t=anon)

plz to be paying attenshun

lolz @ teh nubz i is takin ur waponz nao!!!!11oneone

NOEZ!

Dey b stealin mai waponz!

Purpare 2 dye!

Lol u fal 4 my trapz nao u suffa!

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!

SHOOP DA WHOOP

Enough. Close this thread now or it'll be reported. (I'd do it myself if said Mod power begotten.)

Congrats guys. You have official made me laugh to the point where I fell off my chair, landed on top of my dog, and had the neighbors come over and make sure I was ok.

Enough. Close this thread now or it'll be reported. (I'd do it myself if said Mod power begotten.)

Only mods have the power to close the thread, so you mind as well report it. I meant no harm, foul, or spam.

OMG LULZKILLERlololol O.O