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It was well known that The Hyperborian Galactic Khanate in the Milky Way Galaxy had never stopped thinking of gaining a Foot Hold in The Star Wars Galaxy (Or The Lucas Galactica In Hyperborian). they had plotted and planned for a base in The Galaxy that would lead to the goal that The Hyperborians saw.

Coruscant.

So the Hyperborians decided to start a new Operation. This Time against The Rebel planet of Asfaltum. It was known as a pain the the back side of the Galactic Empire. So it would be the place for the start of Hyperborian Control of the Galaxy

The Hyperborians decided to try Diplomacy on Asfaltum before using force.

To the foolish people of the world of Asfaltum

We demand that you submit to the Hyperborian Galactic Khanate and become a protectorate of the Great Khan Ayame of The Hyperborians. Failure to Submit will result in a "Diplomatic Mess" for your world.

Signed: Ayame, Grand Khan of the Hyperborians.

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OOC: Sry, I have no internet access on weekends, that's why I was kinda slow... oh and btw, this is a rather amusing thread, I actually laughed out loud upon reading it for the first time... I think you are a bit missinformed, maybe you should go back to the "Rogue Legion" thread and read the opening post? The Asfaltum realm has left the SW galaxy for good, and transferred itself to unknown parts. The only Asfaltum forces left in the SW galaxy constitute the "Rogue Legion", whose headquarters are also unknown to outsiders. I have pretty much revamped my nation into an unkown, mysterious, background factor, and the Rogue Legion is actually what I'll be RPing in the future...

It was well known that The Hyperborian Galactic Khanate in the Milky Way Galaxy had never stopped thinking of gaining a Foot Hold in The Star Wars Galaxy (Or The Lucas Galactica In Hyperborian). they had plotted and planned for a base in The Galaxy that would lead to the goal that The Hyperborians saw.

Coruscant.

So the Hyperborians decided to start a new Operation. This Time against The Rebel planet of Asfaltum. It was known as a pain the the back side of the Galactic Empire. So it would be the place for the start of Hyperborian Control of the Galaxy

The Hyperborians decided to try Diplomacy on Asfaltum before using force.
To the foolish people of the world of Asfaltum

We demand that you submit to the Hyperborian Galactic Khanate and become a protectorate of the Great Khan Ayame of The Hyperborians. Failure to Submit will result in a "Diplomatic Mess" for your world.

Signed: Ayame, Grand Khan of the Hyperborians.

Asfaltum Prime lay desolate. In fact, the brutal reality was, it had been desolate for quite a few years now. It's cities were known as the "Ghost Cities", a term originating from the few visitors who accidentally dropped in now and then. For some unexplainable reason however, a foreign transmission was sent to this dead planet, which suggested that someone perhaps had the intention of aquiring more territory, sort of like talking to an empty seat just after the occupant has left; "Mind if I borrow the camera you left on the table? Thank you very much..."

Sensor drone A1018 was bored. Well, maybe not the drone, but the AI that inhabited it was somewhat... un-enthusiastic. It surveyed the expanse of the abandoned Asfaltum system with something akin to philosophical disgust. "Space... space... more space... space... even more space... badly disguised threat... space... more space... uh, wait a sec, was that...?" A wirr of machinery underlined the ongoing analysis of the brutal message, followed by a highly encrypted transmission to the closest outpost of the Rogue Legion's sensor network. "Hello? Yes, I would like to report an open transmission arriving at Asfaltum Prime. Contents seem to be a demand of immediate submission to some sort of galactic realm, along with an indirect threat of major hostile actions..." A pause, and then, from the other side: "Err, the Asfaltum system you're stationed in is abandoned since quite a few years now... some sort of 1st April joke? Been reading too much history lately? You do know those aren't popular anymore, right?" - "I'm not joking! This is for real, I'm serious, these guys might show up and start blowing things up... you know sensor droids bruise easily... why haven't I received any response on the relocation petition I sent?" - "Ok, hang on, please perform a SA105 malfunction check... oh wait, I'm getting your transmission... seems authentic..." - "No shit, does it sounds like I'm ordering a pizza?" - "Ok, well, let me check with headquarters... yes, aha, ok... well it seems they view this threat as pretty irrelevant, you're free to proceed with the diplomacies as you wish, we're sending you some general guidelines..." - "What? Hey wait, did you perform a SA105 malfunk *transmission ended*... oh darn, is it just me or did space just get a lot colder?" The sensor drone paused for a second, before gathering enough courage to send a wide response transmission in the general direction from which the threat had arrived.
Err, greetings!
This is operator A1018. The civilization you are looking for has moved to unkown whereabouts. This system is officially abandoned. We do not recommend taking this territory under your controll, for various emotional reasons, but should you decide to proceed none the less, we will undoubtedly... not give a damn, actually. Although you can rest assured that any future actions within abandoned Asfaltum territory will be kept under constant observation... and supervision ...and analysis. For further questions and information, please go **** yourself.
The sensor drone quickly engaged the ultra-cloak system and stealthily moved away from the transmission's point-of-origin, in order to avoid the possibility of imminent retribution.

OOC: *Nuudge*

OOC:

Don't forget about the perpetual Force Storm Palpy left behind when he died. He has not posted it leaving yet so it might be comical to watch them invade.

That alone would be enough to scour your ships clean.

Ganoxia also has a planet trapped in the system that had some freedom fighters trying to resist the Cylons that I invited to live there. I might even be still monitoring the system until their departure since I did invite them and OG has not posted them leaving.

OOC:

Don't forget about the perpetual Force Storm Palpy left behind when he died. He has not posted it leaving yet so it might be comical to watch them invade.

That alone would be enough to scour your ships clean.

Ganoxia also has a planet trapped in the system that had some freedom fighters trying to resist the Cylons that I invited to live there. I might even be still monitoring the system until their departure since I did invite them and OG has not posted them leaving.

OOC: Unfortunately Sithy did post the end of the force storms when Palpitine resurrected. However the cylon presence in near by Ganoxa has not been posted being removed, meaning that the toasters are still there.

And I would not expect a post from Hataria, or the Steppe Empire. Generally when something does not go his way, or the way he plans he generally has a habit of not posting or continuing the RP.

I did post the end to the force storm in a very diluted way http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=563394

OOC: I am a little Embarrassed about finding out that he is not on his own world.........Fiddlesticks

Oh and hiya Sith :)

OOC: I am a little Embarrassed about finding out that he is not on his own world.........Fiddlesticks

OOC: Lol... so what now? Just leave this thread for dead?

OOC: Lol... so what now? Just leave this thread for dead?

ooc there no point to carry on when there no one to attack

There are Cylons on the other inhabitable world with Ta'Nar ships guarding them.

See OG's post above.

There are Cylons on the other inhabitable world with Ta'Nar ships guarding them.

See OG's post above.

ooc they not Asfaltum race are they

Steppe wanted to make a big show by going after Asfaltum race and fell on his face when finding out they gone

That is one reason all invasions should be arranged through TGs and MSN.

That is one reason all invasions should be arranged through TGs and MSN.

True, true...

That is one reason all invasions should be arranged through TGs and MSN.

wise words he should lean and save himself the embarrassed of a third time