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The Holy Papal Empire of Catholic Europe is abusing its citizens. I just sent a squad of media to investigate, and my worst fears have been revealed. When the reporters arrived, everyone seemed very "happy":D It turns out they are being forced to be happy, with no rights, and being tortured each day. No one is allowed to leave, and anyone who tries is executed. This is why I must propose:

A. We must get many countries to send ambassadors there to pressure the government.
B. If this does not work, we must make clear that there are consequences.
C. Then we must all send military squads to free the people there, before it is too late.

If you will join in and support this, put "YES" at the top of your post. Thank You! We must save these people.

OOC: Hahahaha! That's a laugh.

Anyhow, on the serious side: is Papal real NS or is it a non-existance nation?

OOC: Nope, it's real.

It is a real NS nation. As you know, the world assembly has recently put up anti-international terrorism acts. This is great, but nobody is doing anything about domestic terrorism.

OOC: There are far worse nations that are far more open about their human right abuses.

OOC: How did you find out about the intellegince? The people might be happy of what they like and it isn't international terrorism

Of course it is not international terrorism, if you will read my earlier posts, you will see that I said that. This country may be doing far worse than I said, but I will not say that because I am not certain. Also, I know these citizens are not truly happy, for they were passing notes to my reporters asking to let them escape with them. It is not fair to outlaw any emotion except for happiness. This is wicked and must be stopped. Radical or not, they are people, and they do feel pain.

Does anyone besides me think this should be stopped?

[OoC: Where's your proof?]

Does anyone besides me think this should be stopped?
Nope. Everything seems hunky-dory from here.

Proof:
A- Read the country's description. Read inbetween the lines, and it is already obvious.
B- Just send a telegram and listen to him talk. More obvious.
C- I am pushing more and more quotes out of him, and will post them when I have enough.

If you do not believe me, send your media crews there! It will help anyway.

With these conditions, how can you call things "hunky-dory?!?!?"

Quite easily.You see, there are bigger fish to fry.

They seem like nice people. Should have them over for tea.

:mad: I am sick and tired of the common idea supported by even the world assembly that only international danger is danger. Just because this does not hurt you does not mean it is not hurting the people of that country. I am disgusted by the selfishness of so many countries during these times of war and killing. Even some of the good countries only do things if it helps them. I pride the countries that help other countries, even when there is an expense to themselves. We need to respect ALL people. I would really appreciate support from even one empathetic country. Thank You

But if we respected all people who would grow our tea? I find that the raw suffering of millions of slaves dying for one leaf really brings out the taste.

In this case, how does it even hurt you? After all, I am a small country, and yet I can spare an ambassador. Why can't you? Why cannot you countries with a huge military spare just one small squad of troops? How much will it really cost you in the end? You certainly have the time, or you would not be hanging out on the forums. No matter how much, you have made the world a better place.

Otagia, are you even listening to yourself? Are you saying slavery is a good? My country has never even considered slavery!

I'm sure it is justified. The ends will always justify the means.

Besides, who are YOU to question the Holy Father?

Otagia, are you even listening to yourself? Are you saying slavery is a good? My country has never even considered slavery!

Nono, SLAVES are a good. Slavery is just awesome.

Julius Nero is now cautious of the nation of Denecaep and is close to deploying the 5th Inquisitorial Army there O_O

You really oughtn't to toy with this fellow. I think he's just having trouble grasping the difference between game stats and RPed stats.

I look at Denecaep's join date and post count, and am not surprised.

OOC: I better to be careful. I might be targeted next. Hahaha!

@Denecaep: Where do you stand on half cyborgs?

Anyway, Lynion can't help due to the mass deployments anyway. So far I'm trying to send my boys home.

ooc:WE SHALL HALP!

for a modest fee of 3.6 million NSD$ We can have a fully armed, and ready to roll battlegroup ready for deployment by the end of thr week, and just for .4 million more USD, you can get three, thats right! three Cruise missle strikes free of charge.

OOC: Where's there money to be made, there's Kewen.

ooc: monies?!? who said monies?! *scampers that way* :P

OOC: So the goal of this thread appears to be to curb-stomp some random nation who (to the best of my knowledge) does not participate in these boards.

I'll pass. If the nation in question actually participated in II, and actually was as annoying as depicted, maybe I'd do something about it.

ooc world assembly really play NO part in alot of RPer nations so it just another day at the offices for them

I give up trying to convince you to help my cause. This is small enough, maybe I can do something on my own. If you really want to help a good cause, go donate to the militia of the anarchist union.

((OOC: Denecap, you do realise just how bad this thread was? I'd direct you to the Compass for International Incidents, and read the stickies. Honestly, the only reason anybody actually came into this thread was for a laugh.

And if Holy Papal Empire doesn't roleplay on International Incidents, you do realise you cannot do a thing about him as he does not roleplay? It's part of the NationStates Gospel.))

OOC:Me? A good cause? Yay!!!

There is no reason to keep ranting and making idiotic jokes about slavery. I have already said that I give up trying to convince you. Bring your selfishness and idiocy somewhere else.:mad:

Yes, I have donated to the anarchist union militia. I have done it recently so you can go check. Hope it helps

There is no reason to keep ranting and making idiotic jokes about slavery. I have already said that I give up trying to convince you. Bring your selfishness and idiocy somewhere else.:mad:

Julius Nero leans back in his chair, silently. He knows what he has to do, but it seems a tad ridiculous and absurd. "Whatever", he thought in his head "This is like another day at the park, you've done this plenty of times before..". One of his assistants came in, and said "Should we ready them?", and he replied "Yes".

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About a half an hour later, the time in which he took a nap, he woke up. He leaned forward in his chair, slid back the false top of a cross on his desk; underneath there was a big red button with 3 triangles on it, forming the nuclear symbol. Thinking back to Duke Nukem, a game he played in his youth, he smashed the button as hard as he could.

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At the Beltran Isle missile base, sirens screamed. Launcher doors flew open and missiles began to fly out. There it was; 20 thermonuclear bombs, 300 MT each, heading towards Denecaep.

http://www.missilenews.com/moxiepix/a616.jpg

OOC: Denecaep, do us all a favor and please read the stickies and learn to RP. The WA is not like the UN, and has very little influence over nations, even those who are member states.

OOC: To be fair, Denecaep said he was giving up on this thread (and appears to have left). Now he's about to get nuked IC for OOC reasons.

Maybe cut the newbie some slack, people?

OOC: Maybe.

OOC:nice moral lecture and idea...but you should have made up a country with nazistic ideals and try to gather an alliance to puond it but not real NS country that might not RP on the forums.and when i read all posts this thread looked kinda silly ^^

OOC:urcea stop nuking people you warmonger ;):)

I think we should nuke Otagia for it's inflammitory remarks on slavery.

Otagia was simply doing it in good humor. Anyways, you probably don't even have nukes yet.

No I wasn't. Anyway, it's not my fault the slaves are such horrible laborers. If they were better at their jobs, then they wouldn't die so fast. Anyway, I'm off to go lay on my bed stuffed with caviar shells while I rest my head on a particularly soft midget.

OOC:urcea stop nuking people you warmonger ;):)

I can't help it :(

Otagia was simply doing it in good humor. Anyways, you probably don't even have nukes yet.

Who?

If you want to discuss slavery and how insane Otagia is, then make a thread about it and get off this one!!!:mad:

This Thread has been sent to the electric chair!!!

If you want to discuss slavery and how insane Otagia is, then make a thread about it and get off this one!!!:mad:

This Thread has been sent to the electric chair!!!

OOC: Something smells like chicken....
Oh.:p

OOC: Or roasted slave. Now that my friends, is a delicacy!

Perhaps we can write CE's invitation for tea on the thread's charred corpse?

Guys, come on! cut the noobs some slack, now he'll probably leave NS forever, cause you guys were being jerks.




Please don't Nuke me please don't nuke me:hail::hail::hail::hail:

OOC: We're not being jerks, were just having a good time. If were upsetting you Denecaep, I apologize.

I am not going to leave NS. In fact, because of Otagia's slaves and What's his Face's nukes, I am dying laughing.:D


Literally, DYING LAUGHING :gas:

Can I be invited to the tea party? I will carve the roasted thread. White meat or dark?

By the way, I consider "noob" offensive. I prefer the term "Newbiecan American"

Yea, most people will call you whatever you want. I honestly detest the titles newb and noob and n00b and etc.

They're very dereogitory.

Wait a minute... I am starting to think you people didn't know that this whole thing was a joke. This explains a lot...

Me- :mad: What's his face- :mp5:

Ostagia's slaves- :hail::hail::hail: :D- Ostagia

[OOC: I may be new, but I find it rather ... annoying when people don't post IC stuff in an IC forum.]

"Foreign reports indicate that the Holy Papal Empire is treating its people openly terribly," says Reporter Sshon, "a statement from Adminstratus Ssavia indicates that we openly advocate this practice, and support all mistreatment of filthy humans."

Perhaps we can write CE's invitation for tea on the thread's charred corpse?

I am sooo lost...

Hey man whats up (Its The Ed from Tyranid Mod Forum)

OOC: Ill bring the cookies for the tea party.Urcea mate you bring the uranium warheads :D

ill bring the Yellow Cake uranium!!!

OOC: Uranium for everyone! Seriously. Take it. Please?

And I, of course, shall bring the tea and midgets.

I am not going to leave NS. In fact, because of Otagia's slaves and What's his Face's nukes, I am dying laughing.:D


Literally, DYING LAUGHING :gas:

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nuclear-explosion.jpg

TO: Denecaep Government
FROM: Vamperial Kingdom of Lynion, High King Vamp

Some nations can be like this but you need to understand you can't change everyone. However, even if we wanted to aid you, we have no troops willing and ready to be dispatch to another war. Therefore we can't aid you but we wish you luck.

Question: Where do you stand on non-Humans and part cyborgs as part of the population of a nation?

The Nation of Mass Prediction is publicly opposing Denecaep's notion of such agression against the Papal Empire.

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ooc though it could be fun to RP a human rights police action...but it cant be done here...btw urcea nice pic lolz