NationStates Jolt Archive

The nation of Macgruber had many things that the economically-unstable Cuborg people needed. Macgruber would not simply give Cuborg their oil, or their weapons, so Cuborg would have to take them by extreme force. And the Titan was a perfect weapon to soften up the technology-advanced and greater numbered Macgruber military.

The 'Franson's Potatoes' truck had stopped outside of the Macgruber/Cuborg border. The driver killed the engine, lit a cigarette, and walked to the curb. He unzipped his pants and began to whiz. Man, he thought, it sure was generous of the Cuborg army to give me a $50,000 third-party, post-dated, out-of-state check just for driving this truck to New Bananastan. Something in the back of the truck shifted. The driver though nothing of it. Probably something to do with the strange, unlabeled crate in there. The truck shook violently, and there was a loud crash. The driver ran to the back door of the truck, and was batted away by a monstrous, scaled arm. The Macgruber guards at the booth rushed to the back, and saw the 'baby' of the Cuborg Bio-Organic Weapons Program: The Titan. The guards fired their AK-74s at the beast, but the creature shrugged off the rounds and flailed its massive arms at the two men. The Titan then, using minimal effort, flipped the truck on to its side. The trucks fuel tank cracked open, and the gasoline began to form an ever growing puddle. The monster then walked through the gate and into the Macgruber night. The gasoline reached the dead driver's cigarette, and the truck burst into a spectacular plume of fire against the night sky.

OOC: I am not god modding. This is simply to stir the pot, so to speak, with Macgruber. Besides, I know he's cool with innocent people dying and shit exploding.

The alarm raises as troops pour out of a nearby barrack and several Humvees rush towards the tollbooth unaware of what they are fighting. As the Men come into view they see the titan walking towards them. "What is that thing?" One solider yells. "It doesn't matter! Shoot that piece of shit, only a couple of seconds till the armor is here." The sergeant replies. The men raise there guns and open fire. The soldiers watching the camera quickly forwards the video of the titan to MDA(Macgruber Defense Agency). In a matter of seconds they receive the video and send it to officers on the Macgruber High Command. Where they verify its a Cuborg attack and send the word off to Macgruber.

"Send Cuborg a Message" Macgruber Shouts
"Email? Voice Clip?" General Brent Asks.
"No. Ready a Tomahawk missile strike on Los Lobster International Airport." Macgruber Explains.
"It will be ready in 5 minutes sir" The general Says then leaves.
"Oh and lock down the borders well your at it!" Macgruber shouts.

Within Five minutes of the titan breaking out of the truck Macgruber was in war mode once again.

The Titan roared at the damage it was taking, and began to jog away from the men, and into the forest. The bullets ripped into the trees and the Titans flesh.

"Sir, the T-01 is taking fire."
"This is the moment we've been waiting for. Activate Titan Program, now."
"Altering protocols."

The creature ran even faster, and began to dart between trees. The men didn't seem to be following it...

"Get a Chopper in air now! I want you to bring that thing down now!" Captain McCartney yells into a radio. Two Apache gunships take off from a close airport and they fly towards the forest.
A Tomahawk missile is launched from a offshore battleship for Los Lobster International Airport.

"Sir, the missile will hit in 30 minutes." General Brent informs.
"Thank you. Ready 8 anthrax missiles" Macgruber responds.

Official Message to Cuborg: Do you have any input before you lose a city to a chemical 'Accident'?

The Titan heard the approaching helicopters, and took cover under the tree canopy...

Official Message to Macgruber:
Poisoning our people will be forced to consider the use of nuclear weapons.

"I request some ground support to help flush this creature out" The Gunship pilot asks.
"There on there way." the Sergeant says.

5 Humvees begin to drive into the forest they try and form a line, each car is 30 feet apart.

Offical message to Cuborg: You nuke us? I spit on your tiny WMDs. I won't launch them yet, your cities will make a fine addison to the country of Macgruber

The orders are carried out and a another 2 Tomahawks are fired from the same battleship towards New Ark's Downtown. Estimated 50 minutes in till impact.

Official Message to Macgruber:
You can take our cities from our cold dead hands.

The Tomahawk missile set off the Early Warning Radar at Los Lobster Airport. The airport and surrounding area was swiftly evacuated. The missiles headed for New Ark were detected long before they hit the border, and 10 Indian-built Akash missiles were fired at the incoming missiles from two modified tanks. As soon as the missiles came within 30 kilometers of New Ark, they would be fired at the threat and eliminate them.

The Titan heard the engines of the Humvees and sprinted towards them. The Humvees .50 caliber machine guns unloaded their ammunition into the Titan, which caused it to react more than the AK-47 ammo. The creature slowed down, but kept on running, and jumped up onto the lead Humvee.

Official Message to Cuborg:
You won't be dead when we do this. Your soldiers will be dead. Your Generals will be dead. You will be alive, but not for to long. I hope your not afraid or confined dark spaces while slowly being eaten alive. Have a good night sleep tonight, it maybe your last

As the Titan comes crashing down on the Humvee killing the entire crew the gunships circle around and fire there chain guns at the Titan.

The Tomahawks heading towards the city of New Ark trigger the anti-missiles and are shot down.The Tomahawk heading towards lobster airport hits it target......

The Los Lobster area is almost completely destroyed by the missile.

The Titan takes a grouping of high-velocity bullets in the back and roars. It lifts the crippled Humvee up as a shield against the choppers. But the other Humvees sprayed heavy .50 caliber rounds at the unprotected beast. A barrage of rounds smashed a bone in the creature's neck. The Titan dropped the Humvee shield. Another grouping shattered several ribs. Another salvo punctured the already cancer-weakened lungs of the Titan. It dropped to its knees and gave a blood curdling roar. It's inhibitor chip was destroyed when the troops came in closer to finish it off. On the other end of the chip, at Cuborg Biological Organic Weapon Division, the project leader commented on the Titan's ineffectiveness against heavily armor. Suddenly, the director's assistant burst into the room.

"Sir! We've received intelligence that one of our test subjects is reacting favorably to TH47."
"Install an inhibitor, and confine him to the blast chambers. What's the story on this guy?"
"Colonel Arnold Sampson. 167 IQ points. Three tours of duty in Vietnam, two in Iraq. Heavy weapons expert. Diagnosed with cancer on September 22..."
"Spare me that touchy-feely shit. Have the boys at the lab modified the Vulcan cannon for the Titan?"
"Yes sir, they've reduced the rate of fire and lightened it up a little. They also made a vest for the ammunition. Enough ammo for two consecutive minutes of fire."
"Excellent..."

As the Troops exit the hummer they continued to empty there magazines into the creature. "Sir, I believe it is dead. Would you like us to have the body brought to your labs?" The Commander inquired on the radio. "No! Leave it there to rot." The voice on the radio yells.

"So gentlemen i open the floor to an idea of a attack on Cuborg." Macgruber asks.
"Why don't we surround they country with battleships and aircraft carriers and any buddy trying to leave or enter will be destroyed. There economy will surly suffer because there climate is to cold to grow foods most of the year. oh and bomb Judasville in till there is nothing left" General Ho offers.
"Hmmm I think its a great plan, when will the fleet be able to move?" Macgruber asks.
"3 days and they will be ready to move" General Ho says.
"Send the order out then" Macgruber orders.
"It will be done sir" The General promises.

Official message to Cuborg: Have you ever wondered what happen to your country if you didn't have any trading partners?

Official Message to Macgruber:
Blocking off our shipping routes will do nothing. Our people will grow their own food and make their own weapons. Oh, and if we do ever need food or weapons, we will take them from under your bloody corpses. Unless we can reach an agreement.

The test subject had finished his mutation. The scientists had a fantastic concept: taking the DNA from a successful Titan, and exposing other subjects to it. The fresh DNA would increase the chance of the TH47 'taking' by 10%. Another test subject had already been turned, equipped and inhibited. Once the BOW Program had amassed several more usable, the platoon would be sent to destroy Cuborg's enemies to the west.

Cuborg will cease all hostilities against your men and will exchange oil for safety. Eh?

Official Message to Cuborg: Cuborg will cease all hostilities against your men and will exchange oil for safety? No that will not due. If your country wants to survive it will disband its BOW program and all of your experiments must be destroyed. We will send scientists to preform regular checks on you.

Official Message to Cuborg:
We reject your terms. The BOW Program is one of our only means of defense against more powerful nations. How about we cease hostilities, give you some oil, and go crush the fascists who oppose us?

The BOW project director read the file that he found on his desk.
Titan Model-02 Armed Combat Effectiveness Test
Six unarmed men: 100% effectiveness
Six armed men: 99% effectiveness
Twelve armed men: 97% effectiveness
One light tank: 87% effectiveness

Official Message to Cuborg: The price for us to stop attacking is 800 million.

Today in Macgruber The first manned rocket made it to the moon. The astronauts shredded the American flag with gunfire and destroyed Neil Armstrong's foot print by comparing theirs to his.

Official Message to Cuborg: The price for us to stop attacking is 800 million.

Today in Macgruber The first manned rocket made it to the moon. The astronauts shredded the American flag with gunfire and destroyed Neil Armstrong's foot print by comparing theirs to his.

((OOC: Guns don't work in space, especially outside of the spacecraft. Inside of it, there would be limited gravity and the bullet would have the velocity of spit, and outside, there would be no oxygen for the explosion inside the barrel to work, in addition to the gravity issue. Plus, I doubt your men would be able to even FIND the flag and Neil's footprints, after all, the moon is fairly massive compared to a group of people.))

Guns don't work in space, especially outside of the spacecraft. Inside of it, there would be limited gravity and the bullet would have the velocity of spit, and outside, there would be no oxygen for the explosion inside the barrel to work, in addition to the gravity issue. Plus, I doubt your men would be able to even FIND the flag and Neil's footprints, after all, the moon is fairly massive compared to a group of people.

OOC: Well, I guess he got lucky finding the landing site. And let's assume he destroyed the American flag soon other way...

The supertanker McSmashing made its way from Cuborg to a Macgruber shipyard, delivering 800 million dollars of black gold...

Official Message to Cuborg: I am sending over some negotiators to make sure your country looks after MY interests. They will be arriving in Form to talk to your dictators. Denying us into your country will force us to seize control of your country.

5 C-17 Globemaster III take off from a Macgruber airforce base as they head for Form

If your men attack Cuborgian citizens, we will push you back.

The capital of Form readies for a possible firefight. The civilians board up their windows and cower. The military rigs much of the surrounding area with fragmentary explosives. The capital building is barricaded and reinforced.

As the plane crosses the border line The Commander begins talking to one of the Generals. "So is the Key To Cuborg ready?" the Commander asks. "It was made ready. if they cause any major problems there will be a Crater where Form used to be. I hope you and the men are ready to die in the name of Macgruber." The General responds. "We are sir. MEN ARE YOU READY FOR GLORY?" The Commander yells. "FOR MACGRUBER!" The soldiers yells.

The Planes touch down in Form. The men ready to open the door. the bomb is armed by the general.