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Who wants some? (MT, open)

The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 04:44
ooc: Alrighty. I want a fight. So if you want some, throw in. This is realistic modern tech (Realistic in that I'm playing Blubs.. but still) and I expect no wankage. One nation or ten nations.. I'll fight anyone. I can either attack you or you can attack me, it don't matter none. Just lemme know which you want if you step up. Hit me anyway you want or gimmie a reason to hit you.

IC:

North Sea, 2,000km from Blubland

Although well on its way to completely decomissioning its older ships, the Blubland Colonial Navy still had very strong traditions. One of those traditions was BCN Republic. Ever since the formation of Blubland, there had simply always been a Republic at the head of the Colonial Navy. In this case, it was an aging Montana Mark 11 class battleship. The Mk. XI had been at the core of the rebuilding process for the Colonial Navy after the ruinous battle at Leyte against Hataria. For years the Montana Mk. XI had served the role of providing massive firepower at sea in the form of its upgraded 23" guns and its 170 VLS cells.

There was only one Montana class left in the Colonial Navy, the Repubic. Her massive armored bow ploughed through the rolling seas as she went about her long-range patrols north of Blubland territorial waters. Escorting Republic were a trio of Hayasake class destroyers acting as submarine patrol and additional air defense. This four ship formation was a standard in the Colonial Navy for its patrols, allowing the powerful RADAR on Republic to expand the defensive 'bubble' of the homeland.

Meanwhile at Camp Spear, Blubland

Camp Spear was comfortably nestled in the saddle formed by two mountain peaks along Blubland's north-east coast. Camp Spear was a Cavalry Division garrison. The 1st Cavalry Division was also responsible for the two large RADAR and other sensitive sensor equipment on the peaks east and west of the camp and their protection.

1st Cav was also notorious for its antics. While the overall Blubland doctrine called for mobile land combat, the Cavalry took it to the extremes. Renowned for their air deployment of equipment and occasional airborne drops, 1st Cavalry had participated in every major military operation Blubland had ever fought.

It was also insider information among the Colonial Military that 1st Cav was responsible for the development of "Blubkrieg" tactics on the battlefield. These tactics had been used in a compact way, never fully unveiling this type of combat to an enemy as there had never been a threat large enough to justify such a commitment.

A group of observers from the 2nd Brigade of the Colonial Dragoons had arrived at Camp Spear to look into joint operations with the 1st Cav. These observers were currently in an observation tower overlooking a large, flat expanse of highland grasslands.

A stern looking Colonel from the enigmatic Dragoons folded his tentacles over his chest, a nametag on his uniform announcing him as 'Col. Woof', he squinted his eyestalks towards the grasslands and inquired of a 1st Cav officer standing next to him, "We have some delicate equipment, Colonel Moore, are you sure this sort of thing is sustainable?"

Colonel Moore nodded his head, eyestalks bobbing, "We've experienced some equipment loss using this method. There are things that you can't prevent. Terrain malformations, faulty equipment, wind gusts and other conditions."

Colonel Woof frowned slightly and peered at a trio of large C-181A Starlifters swept down from the clouds to the north. The aircraft applied flaps to slow down until they were nearly in a stall, dropping from the sky. Then at a height of 20 meters they applied more power, moving north-south across the grasslands.

The ramps lowered, and the cargomasters in the back hit buttons. One by one, pallet loaded skid sleds of equipment were pushed out the backs of the Starlifters. Small parachutes slowed them down in mid air and straightend them up, parallel with the ground as they flew through the air.

The sleds hit the ground, their skids absorbing much of the shock and then slid forward perhaps fifty to seventy yards each depending on the payload. In two cases there were misdrops. One parachute failed to deploy and the sled carrying an M5 Blub Tank hit the ground at better than 150 miles per hour. The skids ripped off and it flipped over and over across the field. In the other case, a large pallet with Dragoon issue military motorcycles hit a hump in the grassland. It went up the hump like a ramp and remained airborne for about five seconds before crashing into the ground.

In the tower Colonel Woof watched as a bent, wobbly motorcycle wheel rolled past the observation tower and looked to the Cavalry Colonel.

Colonel Moore shrugged, "Like I said, there are some mishaps. Two out of twelve isn't bad though, when you consider what's left just got deployed in a fraction of the time and effort of trucking them in."

Colonel Woof was grinning, "It's not bad. Not bad at all. Now I know why they call 1st Cav the Crazy Horses. Lets go take a look at our gear, eh?"

The two Colonels and the group of officers descended the tower to head out into the field and examine the results of the demonstration.
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 20:41
ooc: No one wants to throw down with the Blubs? :(
The Battlehawk
21-11-2008, 20:50
OOC: Attack me if you wish, I don't like to invade anyome
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 20:58
OOC: Attack me if you wish, I don't like to invade anyome

ooc: :) Are ya sure?
Edoniakistanbabweagua
21-11-2008, 20:59
ooc: :) Are ya sure?

ooc: i would join in after an invasion into Battlehawk in his defense :)
The Battlehawk
21-11-2008, 20:59
OOC: That'd be good
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 21:04
ooc: i would join in after an invasion into Battlehawk in his defense :)

ooc: Like I said, one nation or ten I'm up for anything.

*starts a post*

Battlehawk, what's the name of your nation? Is it landlocked or does it have a beach? Is there anything valuable in your country like gold, oil or major industry?
The Battlehawk
21-11-2008, 21:06
OOC:

The Republic of the Battlehawk, its montain to the north, jungle to the east, rivrs to west and sea to the south. Theres some gold under a lake that was blocked from Industry by popular demand
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 21:17
ooc: :D Posting now.
Valtican City
21-11-2008, 21:29
OOC: I'd like you to attack me. I've never RPed a war and would enjoy RPing my defense. I RP as the NS Holy See and i'm land locked by Roma V. But since he is going extinct I moved to a new region. I have mayber one small port with no navy. Mainly infantry. You would have to use mainly paratroopers to attack me. But remember, it is only one city of millions of people where every thinks that if they don't agree with their leader (the pope) they're going to hell. You'd have to kill my entire population to win.
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 21:33
340 miles from the Battlehawk southern coast

On the bridge of BCN Republic, a young Captain named Crubbs was peering through a set of Spy-Eye binoculars towards a distant shape on the seas. "Confirmed?" he asked of a petty officer looking at a computer terminal.

"Aye Captain. We've confirmed it as a merchant ship. It's in the fifty thousand ton classification range. Sir, it's probably a RO/RO." (Roll On / Roll Off ships are used to ferry cars commercially between nations. They're cargo ships, basicly.)

"Military or civilian?"

"Ah, looks to be flagged as civilian sir."

Captain Crubbs rubbed a tentacle against his chin thoughtfully. "How much would you say that thing is worth?"

"Sir, the Cougar Ace had a hundred and twenty million dollars in cars onboard. This one is a little smaller. It could well be worth over a hundred million in cargo alone."

"Sound to battle stations. Move to intercept, call off the destroyer escorts. This one is for the Republic."

5 miles from Battlehawk civilian cargo ship

The vast BCN Republic was steaming along at a steady 30 knots, closing with the civilian ship from port and to the rear. The three escorting destroyers broke away, moving south. At just under five miles, the huge 23" guns on the front of Republic spoke. Three barrels lit up, launching multi-ton shells whistling through the sky.

Twenty seconds later, three immense columns of foaming white water errupted off the bow of the Battlehawk civilian cargo ship, about 400 meters distant from the ship in warning.

The radios crackled,
"This is Blubland Colonial Navy ship Republic hailing civilian cargo ship. We demand an immediate stoppage of your vessel. Your ship has been claimed in the name of the Colonial Navy. Any resistance will lead to your sinking and the deaths of your crew."
Edoniakistanbabweagua
21-11-2008, 21:33
perhaps we should make this the OOC thread and make a sperate thread for the actual RP that way we dont clog this with OOC statemnts and planning
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 21:39
Good idea. I've formed an IC thread here:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=573740


This thread we are currently in shall be the OOC thread.
The Battlehawk
21-11-2008, 21:39
<Battlehawk Merchent Vessel Halton>

"Oh SHIT!" Civilian Captain Thomas Lennox swore as the ship that approched open fire and the comm lines spoke up
"This is Blubland Colonial Navy ship Republic hailing civilian cargo ship. We demand an immediate stoppage of your vessel. Your ship has been claimed in the name of the Colonial Navy. Any resistance will lead to your sinking and the deaths of your crew."
"Send a message to navel command immediatly!" Tom ordered before turning to the comm officer and nodded
"Blublandial Ship, we are a ship of the Battlehawk Merchent Navy firing on us is an act of war, please standdown immediatly" Thomas said

<Navel Command>

"Admiral SIR" A young officer shouted up from the computer banks
"Yes Lt?"
"The BMV Halton has reported that she is under fire by a Blubland Colonial Navy ship!"
"Oh shit, get me the president ASAP"
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 21:40
<Battlehawk Merchent Vessel Halton>

"Oh SHIT!" Civilian Captain Thomas Lennox swore as the ship that approched open fire and the comm lines spoke up
"This is Blubland Colonial Navy ship Republic hailing civilian cargo ship. We demand an immediate stoppage of your vessel. Your ship has been claimed in the name of the Colonial Navy. Any resistance will lead to your sinking and the deaths of your crew."
"Send a message to navel command immediatly!" Tom ordered before turning to the comm officer and nodded
"Blublandial Ship, we are a ship of the Battlehawk Merchent Navy firing on us is an act of war, please standdown immediatly" Thomas said

<Navel Command>

"Admiral SIR" A young officer shouted up from the computer banks
"Yes Lt?"
"The BMV Halton has reported that she is under fire by a Blubland Colonial Navy ship!"
"Oh shit, get me the president ASAP"


BH, mind posting this over to the IC thread please? :) It was a good idea to seperate 'em.
The Battlehawk
21-11-2008, 21:41
Just did
The United Government
21-11-2008, 21:53
OOC:Attack me I'm bored!
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 21:57
OOC:Attack me I'm bored!

Once things kick off some, feel free to jump in on BHawk's side if ya want. :D
Edoniakistanbabweagua
21-11-2008, 22:06
Il jump in once this event is over
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 22:13
OOC:Attack me I'm bored!

Err. It's pretty godmoddish to have your planes automaticly detect and then intercept BHawk's jets without giving him an opportunity to reply, y'know.
Vetalia
21-11-2008, 22:23
I'll invade you on the pretext of getting back the 2,476,400 rubles your ambassador has incurred in hotel costs since they arrived on a diplomatic mission 25 years ago.
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 22:26
I'll invade you on the pretext of getting back the 2,476,400 rubles your ambassador has incurred in hotel costs since they arrived on a diplomatic mission 25 years ago.

:D Blubbish ambassadors are notorious. They showed up at Ryou's little shindig.. ordered 200 dollars worth of pizza on their bill and then took about 4,000 bucks worth of wine and champagne when they left.
Valtican City
21-11-2008, 22:32
Are you goint to attack me.

This offer is open to any one.
Vetalia
21-11-2008, 22:39
:D Blubbish ambassadors are notorious. They showed up at Ryou's little shindig.. ordered 200 dollars worth of pizza on their bill and then took about 4,000 bucks worth of wine and champagne when they left.

Your ambassador never paid for his room service, stole every single soap, towel, the drinking glasses, five sets of silverware and the entire mini-bar and ordered 35 boxes of Cheez-its and Flamin' Hot Cheetos on credit from the Метрополь-Веталиа, the most expensive hotel in the entire country.

I'm pretty sure there's going to be a law mandating all Blubs pay in cash.
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 22:48
Your ambassador never paid for his room service, stole every single soap, towel, the drinking glasses, five sets of silverware and the entire mini-bar and ordered 35 boxes of Cheez-its and Flamin' Hot Cheetos on credit from the Метрополь-Веталиа, the most expensive hotel in the entire country.

I'm pretty sure there's going to be a law mandating all Blubs pay in cash.

*lols* It's so true.
Vetalia
21-11-2008, 22:50
*lols* It's so true.

Invading you on that pretext would be like an NS version of Canadian Bacon...
The Blub Colony
21-11-2008, 22:51
Invading you on that pretext would be like an NS version of Canadian Bacon...

They're Blubs. Sorta like international freeloaders. :D
Stoklomolvi
22-11-2008, 00:49
I remember warring with you once. Didn't turn out so well, since I got rather annoyed that you somehow managed to dodge railguns and artillery fire. I would try again, but there's no point.
The Blub Colony
22-11-2008, 01:04
I remember warring with you once. Didn't turn out so well, since I got rather annoyed that you somehow managed to dodge railguns and artillery fire. I would try again, but there's no point.


I don't remember that but..

I RP in MT. If you were taking liberty and using PMT such as railguns, then I'd likely take liberty with avoiding them. Fair's fair, right?
Stoklomolvi
22-11-2008, 01:09
I clearly remember that you still dodged artillery fire. Artillery, missiles, and machine gun fire, all with a small boat. And there was no marking saying [strict MT] or anything like that, I do not believe.
The Blub Colony
22-11-2008, 01:32
I clearly remember that you still dodged artillery fire. Artillery, missiles, and machine gun fire, all with a small boat. And there was no marking saying [strict MT] or anything like that, I do not believe.

You'll need to produce this thread if you want to make those accusations.
Stoklomolvi
22-11-2008, 19:44
Meh, I deleted all of my posts back then. I was a noob anyway.